Wednesday :

I can't get my Robo sapien toy to work properly. I am trying to train it to be my personal bodyguard and attack unauthorised personnel, but Maxima tells me that they are not designed to do this.

So where's the fun in that?

I've decided that I don't like this toy, and have gone back to playing "Unreal Tournament" over the net.

I've noticed that my new diet is making me grouchy, and I can't stop thinking about fries.