DISCLAIMER:

NDG: Nope.

DK: We don't own Trigun… And we probably never will.

NDG: So much for that expression, 'high hopes'.

DK: High hopes are good! (pets manatee that accidentally crushes him) Ow! A little help here! Please? Gen? It's not funny! Help!

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After the party-mess was all cleaned up, Midvalley and Wolfwood went back upstairs to see what Knives's problem was…

"What's his problem?" Midvalley asked Wolfwood.

"I don't know… Maybe he was just upset 'cause he wasn't invited. You never know what'll set some people off." Wolfwood replied, confident that his reasoning was correct. "Hey! I got an idea! Let's go and ask him!"

"Okay!"

With that they set off to find Knives.

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An hour later they finally decided to check the message board. On it there were all kinds of sticky-post-it notes… mostly because Zazie lost control of his pet sandworms, and no one was all that happy. But, luckily there was a big blue one that read: Meeting in the Conference Room at 5:00 pm. BE THERE. So they figured to pay a visit to the Conference Room at 4:30… Which was in, like, three minutes.

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Walking into the room, they looked around at all of the evil plans. And saw Legato, who was napping in the corner…

"Hey, 'Gato!" Midvalley called. "Why is Knives so mad at us? Is he just pissed because we forgot to invite him?"

Legato awakened from his nap and just sleepily said, "Go away."

"Um… How about an answer first?" Wolfwood asked cautiously.

"He's not mad… just slightly pissed because he wasn't invited, yet his brother was. He'll get over it. Just act normal at the meeting tonight. Listen, pay attention, and answer questions… Also… agree with it all… no matter how stupid His plan sounds." Legato said monotonously.

"What if his plan is ridiculous?" Wolfwood asked, but Legato was already back asleep, so the two took their assigned seats in the Conference room and waited for the others to arrive.

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"And now I will show you all my master plan!" Knives said, trying his best to sound ingenious. He walks over to the closet and pulls out a poster-board with pictures of monkeys on it. "Whoops! Wrong one! You never saw that… or else!" He cries and then pulls out one that has pictures on it that nobody, except for Wolfwood and Midvalley, recognize, because they are MANATEES!"

"As you can plainly see… we can make these normally subtle beings attack humans if we just put radio collars on them!" He continued. "With these large animals on our side… we'll be able to OVERTHORW HUMANITY! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Any questions, before I assign your jobs?"

With that, Wolfwood raises his hand… "But the sign in the Super-Secret-Underground-Aquarium-That-Nobody-Does-…-And/Or-Ever-Will-Know-About says that they aren't vicious at all…" His point is solid, but Knives refuses the explanation, and with a wave of his hand, dismisses it.

"So are sandworms… yet they, too, can easily be controlled and contained, unless someone steps on the remote control!" Knives then thundered in response. "The training of the manatees starts TOMORROW at 5:30 a.m. SHARP!"

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NDG: Well, whaddya think, all?

DK: Good? Bad? Manatee! (DK runs over to a big hole in Gen's basement and trys to see where his manatee wobbled off to…