Friday:
Maxima is still intent on boosting my public image, and thinks I should release a fitness DVD, and she's even thought of a title: "The Darkseid Of Aerobics." Maxima has been talking to Ice Cube's people (I already know this as the phones are bugged but I don't let on) and they have agreed that we can use the new CD on the workout.
I am not sure about this at all, besides my gut is showing no signs of shrinkage, Maxima say's that this is okay because they can always CGI me a washboard stomach if necessary.
Also they can hire a body double to do all the moves that I find difficult, so with any luck I wont have to appear in it at all!