Monday:
It's day one of the filming for my new fitness DVD. I am asked to say a few words on the introduction.
"Hi! I'm Darkseid and welcome to my new fitness program designed to get you back in shape! So get off the couch and join in, don't slouch in fear and stop drinking your beer! Put down those chips and take the weight off your hips! But please remember that if you suffer from back, neck, or knee injuries please check with your local physician before taking up exercise. Darkseid Productions can accept no responsibility for injuries or accidents arising as a result of copying the moves depicted on this DVD, and if you try and sue me I'll destroy your planet!"
I made that last bit up myself!
So then we start filming the exercises accompanied by Ice Cube's music, or rather my body double films it whilst I play "Grand Theft Auto."