Thursday:

hElLo mY nAmE iZ kAlIbAk. mY dAd cArNt bLoG tOdAy cOz hE iS bUzY fIlMiNg hIs aYrO... A-y-r-o-b-i-x!

pS mY dAd sAYz I cAn mArRy wUnDa wOmAn wEn wE tAkE oVeR dA eArTh!