Friday:

I have now placed Parademons on 24 hour guard outside my terminal, where no one is to blog on it except me. The punishment is of course death.

I just gave Kalibak a warning this time.

Yesterday I did indeed do feeds and links and promotional photos for my DVD. I asked if they were going to CGI my stomach but apparently they will just use my body double, apparently the pictures I posed for yesterday are the "before" shots and my body doubles pictures are the "after" shots.

Whatever that means...

Today I am bored so I resurrected Desaad, he is always a little disorientated after this and naturally asked "where he was?"

I told him that he was on Apokolips.

"Have I missed Christmas?" He asked.

I confirmed that he had, but reminded him that there is no christmas on Apokolips.

"So I didn't miss much then," he comments.

I told Desaad that I have taken up aerobics and now forgiven him over the whole Lobo thing.

He seemed pleased and realised that he was alive again and that this time he was not going to miss out on his birthday next year.

I told Desaad that for my new years resolution I have decided to cancel all birthdays on Apokolips except for mine. delighted at his disappointment I then left him to sulk.

I will probably still have to get Maxima a present though.