The Stupid Quest Chapter 3: Day 3 The Big Ugly Thing part I, a pikmin fanfic

DAY 3- THE BIG UGLY THING- Part I

INSIDE THE PURPLE'S SIDE OF THE SHIP!

"Stupid reds. They fell for it!"

"Yes, Johnathan. Nobody knows that us purples are evil geniuses!"

"Yet, Holly, yet. We will convince the reds to join us, or we will kill them, too!"

"After killing the leaders, Vanessa."

"Of course, Nicholas, of course..."

"Who will make the call, Nick?"

"I will. Gimme the cell phone."

"Coming."

"Thanks, Felicia."

Nick held the phone in his tiny hand and rested on the sofa. He dialed a number and then moved the cell phone closer to his ear. He waited a couple of minutes and a red answered.

"HYELLO! You have reached my room! I am Brian!"

"Yes, Brian-"

"Please leave a message after the 'beep'! I will call you later! C YA! Beep!"

"Brian. This is Nick. Call me b-"

"HAHA! You fell for it! I am here! What now, heh? Who's your daddy?"

"Idiot. I called to speak to the boss there. Who is it?"

"Boss? We have no boss here. If you wish to talk to Michael, the pilot, he is right here. Or maybe it is Bob who you want to talk to, the oldest and nicest red."

"Give me Michael."

"OK."

Nick heard lots of noise, and the sound of something crashing.

"Hello? Nick?"

"What was that noise?"

"My neck is broken, so Michael has to hold the cell phone next to my ear. Karina broke it yesterday..."

"OK, OK, good for you. I have to tell you something. Me and the 9 other Purples here have thought of something. We came up with a plan to rebel. We will kill both leaders this night and we will be free. No more working, no more sweating, no more lifting treasures, just relax, relax, relax..." Nick sunk deeper and deeper into the sofa.

"Forget it."

"If you won't join us, we will kill you, too. After killing the two leaders, that is. Why won't you discuss it with the others? I will give you until morning to-"

Michael hung up. Nick slowly gave the cell phone back to Felicia.

"Well? How did it go?"

"They hang up. Well, too bad. Too bad for them!"

OUTSIDE!

Louie wake up earlier and went outside. It was still very early, on his planet it would have been, oh well, about 11190190:00 PM. On that planet (Earth) it was 5:00 AM. He decided to go for a walk alone, without any Pikmin behind him. He smelled the fresh air. You couldn't do that back at his planet... He felt real good and walked until he met the big creature he saw the day before. It was sleeping. Louie decided not to wake it up. He kept walking and saw some very large flowers. He smelled that, too. He never felt better in his life. He could not believe it. He was in a planet inhabited by big, mean, and hungry creatures and he was enjoying it. The microchip inside the Spherical Atlas contained a map that guided the ship in a different location, the one he was standing on, that Olimar called 'Awakening Wood'. He decided to go back now, as it was time to look for treasures. He saw Olimar out of the ship, stretching.

Olimar: Woke up early, Louie?

Louie: Yup. Never felt better before!

Olimar: Something smells.

Louie: I don't smell any- ARGH!

Olimar: LOUIE! What is that under your shoe!

Louie raised his foot and looked under his shoe.

Louie: Aah! It's shit!

Olimar: Where have you been?

Louie: Oh, you know, just walking around, looking at the place... I found many enemies and some cool plants and flowers! They were twice, maybe even three times as large and tall as me!

Olimar: OK, Louie, let's gather all 63 Pikmin and scout around the place for Pikmin!

Louie: No!

Olimar stood in front of the ship and whistled. All 10 purples came out. Louie did the same, and 53 reds jumped out. One hit Louie in the head.

Olimar guided all Pikmin near some tall grass, with Louie right behind him. The reds kept up, but Olimar thought that the Purples were too slow. But that is not the reason they stayed behind...

"Heh! Great idea, staying behind and chatting about rebelling!"

"Yeah, I bet the stupid leaders think we are slow!"

When the purples got there, the reds already pulled out the grass from the ground and their leaves became flowers after drinking the nectar the grass contained. All of them except the 10 purples were flowered up.

Louie: Hey, after drinking that yellow poop the leaves became flowers! I wonder how they smell...

Louie walked over to a red and tried to smell the flower, only to be kicked in the shin by the red.

Louie: OW! Dude, watch out! Why is there a flower?

Olimar: Well, Louie, flower Pikmin are stronger and quicker than leaves or buds. They are much better and we won't have to wait for them to catch up with us. Unlike the purples... I think we should split up. I'll take the purples and 20 Reds. You take the remaining 33 reds.

Louie walked away with his reds and Olimar went the other way.

Olimar advanced near two Dwarf Red Bulborbs. He easily killed them by throwing a Pikmin on top of both. He made twelve reds carry it back to their onion. He saw a Red Bulborb sleeping. Olimar got behind it and started to throw Pikmin at its back as quick as he could. He threw 8 reds until he threw a purple. It stunned the beast and it was momentarily paralyzed. He threw the rest and the moment they all made contact, the Bulborb died.

Olimar: The purples are so fat that they stun and daze enemies when I throw them... Nice. Now, carry the creature back!All the Pikmin carried the remains of the Red Bulborb. He was about to follow them but he slipped and fell down (I don't care about what he tripped on, just read the damn story). This made him look up. He saw a strange, big red cone-shaped object. He stood back up.

Olimar: Pod, is this treasure?

Pod- Yeah, R, that's treasure. Now move it, move it! We do not have time!

Olimar: Shut up.

Pod- Racist fucker...

Olimar went back to the red onion.

meanwhile

Louie walked through two big rocks and saw two big plants. He did not see these earlier. As he looked up, he saw that there were big berries attached to the plants. He made 10 Pikmin go up on one and the remaining 10 on the other plant. He patiently waited as the Pikmin started knocking these berries off the plant. Once that happened, Louie made 10 grab the berries and bring them back. Shortly after that, more berries appeared. He repeated the process. He was now left with no Pikmin, so he walked back to the ship.

Louie and Olimar met in front of the ship. The pod was studying the sprays and discovered a strange spray, which it called 'Ultra-Spicy-Spray'.

Olimar: Louie, help me pluck these Pikmin out of the ground.

Louie: Yes, captain!

"Stephanie!"

"Alex!"

"David!"

"Jason!"

"Jessica!"

"Tyler!"

"Katherine!"

"Katie!"

"Jesse!"

"Alexander!"

"Angelica!"

"Derek!"

"Ashley!"

"Anthony!"

"Maria!"

"Max!"

Olimar: 16 new reds, added to the 53, make 69 reds. So, we have 79 Pikmin total.

Louie: 'Scuse me, captain, but according to my calculations, I have 18 Pikmin total.

Olimar: How did you get that?

Louie: Well, it's simple. The inner-space continuum will regenerate and cause a mass explosion that would thereby conduct electricity at light speed, knocking every living organism. The electricity will expel the time change, as E equals MC squared, and the altitude of the speed of the core will severely drop and burn everything and everyone alive. 18 is a cool number.

Olimar: What you just said made no sense.

Louie: Well, 18's a cool number!

Olimar hit Louie in the head.

"Hey, look! Red Leader hit Blue Leader!"

"Right, Joseph."

"I am hungry."

"I need to pee."

"Shut up all of you. I'll kill you all if you don't shut up."

"I hate you all."

"That's impossible!"

"WILL ALL OF YOU PLEASE BE SILENT? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER 'BEEP' OUT OF YOU!"

"Beep."

Louie: I saw a black gate near the berries. BTW, we have two red sprays. Let's check them out!

Olimar: Later, Louie. Now tell me where the berries are.

Louie walked near the two large plants. There were no berries on them. Louie pointed to the black gate, and Olimar decided to try the red spray. He grabbed an orange ball from his pocket and threw it on the ground. A spray hit all Pikmin and their flowers and leaves started to sparkle. Olimar thought that Pikmin were now more aggressive, stronger, and quicker, so he swarmed them at the gate.

"WAIUM! WAIUM!"

"Wow! Never felt better before!"

"BLACK GATE, GET READY TO BE BROUGHT DOWN!"

"OK..."

"I need to sneeze."

Louie: Wow, captain, don't fart.

Olimar: Louie?

Louie: Yes, Olimar?

Olimar: Shut up.

In less than a minute, the black gate was brought down. The Pikmin were still under the effect of the spray. Olimar noticed a strange thing stick out of the ground. He had never seen that before.

Olimar: Louie, get ready with some purples. That thing may be an enemy...

And as he walked towards it, he saw the Cloaking Burrow-Nit emerge.

Olimar: Louie! Pound it!

Louie walked to the enemy and body slammed the head of it. It died.

Olimar: Louie, I meant pound it with purple Pikmin, not with your fat belly.

Louie: Well, Captain, it worked.

Olimar swarmed the Pikmin around the dead creature and they started bringing it back. Shortly after that, the Pikmin's flowers and leaves stopped shining and the Ultra-Spicy-Spray's effect was gone.

"o cmon i likd it"

"He said, 'Oh, come on, I liked it.'"

"WAIAUM! Waiaum! Waiaum..."

"God, that stuff smelled good."

"Laura, you do realize that that was the captain farting, do you?"

"(dies)"

Olimar told Louie to stay there while he was going to get the other Pikmin near the onion. Louie heard the Pikmin silent shouts as they were plucked out of the ground.

"Adam!"

"Shay!"

"Megan!"

"Jasmine!"

"Ian!"

"Hernan!"

"Anton!"

"Mark!"

Olimar came back and walked with Louie and the army between two walls, between big, tall flowers. All of a sudden, a cactus-like creature appeared from the ground. Olimar was panicking, while Louie was counting his fingers.

Louie: 1, 2, 4... Dammit!

Olimar: Louie! Stand up and help me throw some Pikmin on the thing!

Louie: Fine. Be that way.

Olimar and Louie quickly threw Pikmin on the Creeping Chrysanthemum, who sucked in air and made his belly fat (like if it wasn't already) and threw all the Pikmin away. It then opened its mouth and ate two Pikmin. Olimar threw purples at it and it finally died, leaving behind only its small head. He swarmed Pikmin and they started bringing it back to the red Onion.

Olimar: Two losses... I stay here while you go get the new Pikmin, OK, partner?

Louie: Sure, Captain. You look depressed...

"Tyler II!"

"Kevin II!"

"Matthew!"

"Tiana!"

"Tina!"

"Mary!"

"Dennis!"

"Henry!"

"Grace!"

"Jeffrey!"

Olimar: Well, Louie, it seems like half of the day has passed. Let's eat!

END OF 12:00- DAY 3

Well, this was part one of day three. Thank you for sending reviews, you three. I am going to be writing and updating as much as possible. Since I am 13 years old, I have school, so I don't have much time. Luckily, we are having a week off now. What is the BIg Ugly Thing? You will find out in the next chapter of 'The Stupid Quest', by me (no shit, sherlock). Review, please.

7/26/05- Edited some minor stuff, including spelling errors, and Ted's and Steve's speech mode thingy crap shitty thing. And I don't care if I wasn't clear enough...

Not done yet!

RESULTS UP TO DAY 3- 12:00

REDS

Joe: Idiot, Bob's brother, really strong, gets serious when in battle

Bob: Nice, Joe's brother, really strong, gets frustrated very easily

Christine: Hates boys, Lauren's best friend

Leo: Nerd, reads books

James: Always tired

Mario: Obsessed with Mario, Luigi's best friend

Tim: Never gets scared

Devon: Red Onion's cook

Billy: Believes anybody

Joanna: Red Onion's cook

Luigi: Obsessed with Luigi, Mario's best friend

Karina: Hates when somebody tells her to shut up

Lauren: Wants to make people feel better

Sabrina: Red Onion's architect, knows everything about all rooms

Luis: Thinks everything is a compliment

Robert: Always complaints

Junior: Thinks that nothing is possible

Lafunduh: Shy

William: Likes music

Michael: Red Onion's pilot

John: Obsessed with bathrooms

Leonard: Always has to pee

Chris: Thinks he is cool

Christopher: Only Pikmin with glasses

Nick: Normal- Purple

Nicholas: Normal- Purple

Holly: Normal- Purple

Vanessa: Normal- Purple

Felicia: Normal- Purple

Sarah: Normal- Purple

Johnathan: Normal- Purple

Alan: Normal- Purple

Eric: Normal- Purple

Evan: Normal- Purple

Laura: Normal

Zach: Normal

Zachary: Normal

Josh: Normal

Joshua: Translator of Ted

OK...: Can only say 'OK...'

Ed: Normal

Patrick: Always ends a conversation by saying 'whatever'

Ted: Talks like a guy in a chat room

Ricky: Normal

Kate: Always says 'indeed'

Marco: Normal

Shane: Hates when people tell anyone to shut up

Cecilia: Normal

Jenny: Always asks questions

Carla: Normal

Jessica: Normal

Polly: Normal

Ryan: Normal

Eugene: Normal

Vikram: Psycho, predicts what others are going to say

Violet: Agrees with everyone

Sunny: Normal

Steven: Always writes in uppercase letters

Jennifer: Normal

Kevin: Normal- Eaten

Joseph: Normal

Brian: Plays pranks on everyone

George: Normal

Stephanie: Normal

Alex: Likes clean, hates dirt

David: Warlike

Jason: Aggressive

Jessica: Likes shiny stuff

Tyler: Normal- Eaten

Katherine: Normal

Katie: Normal

Jesse: Always hungry

Alexander: Normal

Angelica: Normal

Derek: Mean

Ashley: Hates everyone

Anthony: Wimp

Maria: Thinks she's popular but is not

Max: Likes to play chess

Tyler II: Tyler's 'replacement'

Kevin II: Kevin's 'replacement'

Matthew: Has a GameBoy Color

Tiana: Normal

Tina: Normal

Mary: Has a Gameboy Advance

Dennis: Has a GameBoy Advance SP

Henry: Has a Nintendo DS

Grace: Normal

Jeffrey: Normal

Total- 77

Sprouted- 84

Deaths- 2

Into purples: 10

PURPLES