DAY 1 (NEW MISSION)- THE DUDE PIKMIN
INSIDE THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE SHIP!
Olimar woke up. He stood up and turned the alarm clock off. Louie was still sleeping, so Olimar woke him up.Louie: What's today, Captain?
Olimar: I told you it's day 5.
Louie: ... And what are we doing?
Olimar: Looking for a rubber ducky. Over the night, I have calculated that the duck must be in one of seven different locations. I studied the globe we found on our second day and looked at the seven areas. One is underwater, one is covered in a white material, one is full of leaves, one is a very hot area, one is in a wide, dark cave, the sixth is in another place covered in the same white substance and full of lakes, and the last is the one we are on right now. Well, I'll let you decide where to go first.
Louie: I'll have a medium double Whopper™ with onions, large fries, a large diet Coke, well, Pepsi will be fine, and a large caramel sundae. How much will it be?
Olimar: Louie, snap out of it. You ate four Pik Macs last night.
Louie: OK, let's go to the wide, dark cave first.
Olimar: Fine, the cave shall it be.
Louie: Wait, DARK cave? Actually, I'll go to the place full of leaves...
Olimar: Too late. I already gave instructions for the ship to go to the Navel Forest.
Louie: ... Where's that?
Olimar: The dark cave, imbecile.
OUTSIDE!
Olimar and Louie were tossed out of the ship. Olimar got the whites and the purples out of the ship, and Louie got the reds. There was a total of... wait... 43+15+24 82 Pikmin (I got to get ready for the math test next week). Yeah, 82 Pikmin. The two leaders marched out of the area and, avoiding the water, into an open area full of enemies who had not spotted the army and leaders yet. Olimar remembered this place. It was once full of Fiery Blowhogs, but now it was different. The Fiery Blowhogs had been replaced with Spotty Bulbears and Wollywogs. The Bulbears were running around looking for food with Dwarf Bulbears closely following them. There were about 4 Bulbears total, and 12 Dwarves; 10 Wollywogs were looking directly at Olimar and Louie, waiting for them to get closer. Olimar turned to Louie and explained him his strategy for killing all enemies.
Olimar: OK, Louie, this is the plan: first of all, no body slamming. The earth will probably shake if you miss, causing an earthquake resulting in a mass extinction.
Louie: D-Shizznit!
Olimar: I will go out and get the attention of a Bulbear, and you get ready with the purples and throw them at it when I tell you. Watch out for the Dwarf Bulbears, swarm them with the reds and kill them quickly. When that is done, assign the whites and some reds to bring the carcasses back to the red onion. Then, I'll lure another Bulbear, and you repeat the process until we kill every last one of them. Clear?
Louie: Yes, ma'am.
Olimar: Just shut up.
Louie: MA'AM YES MA'AM!
Olimar slapped Louie and walked on the clearing, getting a Bulbear and the Dwarves' attention. Olimar ran back to Louie, making sure that the enemies were following him.
Olimar: NOW!
Louie quickly threw all 24 of the purples on the Bulbear and swarmed the rest of the Pikmin at the 3 Dwarves following it. All four of them quickly died and Louie assigned whites and reds to bring everything back.
"Hey, Anthony, dare me to ask Lauren M. out?"
"Hm? Yeah, sure, Joseph II."
Joseph II walked over to Lauren M..
"Hi, Lauren M.."
"Do I know you?"
"No, well... yes, but no, no."
"What do you want?"
"Well, I kinda noticed that you were really attractive, so... Do you wanna go out with me? On a date?"
"Sorry, but I am not going out with no second. Come back later when you are 'Joseph I' and I will think about it."
Joseph II went back to Anthony.
"How did it go?"
"Nope. Oh well."
"Yeah, too bad. Why did you want to ask her out anyways?"
"She is so... attractive. That's all I can say."
"Yeah, I noticed that. If I'd go there and ask her out, I'd die before she even answers me. Die of fear, that is..."
"Wimp."
Olimar walked over to the second Bulbear and Louie pounded that one with purples, too. He killed the Dwarves with the reds. Some purples helped on that, too. The Pikmin carried the dead back to the onion. Olimar lured another Bulbear, and this time the Dwarves managed to eat 2 red Pikmin. After all the Bulbears were killed and were being carried back, Olimar and Louie went back to the camp. They looked at the idle Pikmin sitting in front of the red onion. It was so crowded that they could not see how many seeds were made. Olimar whistled them all to his side and looked at the seeds. There were many of them. Louie was counting them and stopped at a certain seed.
Louie: Hey, Captain, what's that?
Olimar looked at the object Louie was pointing at. It was a black stem. Olimar blinked and checked again. Yes, it was a black seed. Under the red onion. There were many other, too. The two looked as other reds and purples placed the dead Bulbears under the red light of the onion. Olimar and Louie watched as 6 red seeds were shot up in the air and 10 black ones were shot, too.
Olimar: So wait, let me get this straight. For every Spotty Bulbear that Pikmin carry back to their onion, 10 black seeds are released. Interesting...
Pod- Yeah yeah, fascinating. Whatever, just pluck those seeds.
Olimar: Pluck the 18 red ones first.
"Tyler IV!"
"Shane II!"
"Roy!"
"Jared!"
"Elizabeth!"
"Hannah!"
"Kendrick!"
"Victor!"
"Alexis!"
"Dominic!"
"Blair!"
"Justin!"
"Felicia D.!"
"Drake!"
"Emily!"
"Andrew!"
"Eddie!"
"Annette!"
Olimar: OK, Louie, since there are 100 Pikmin in the field, we must put some back in the onion. Let's see... there are 30 black seeds, so put in 4 purples and 26 reds.
Louie did as told and Olimar wrapped his hands around the stem. He pulled it upward, and out came a... black Pikmin.
"Yo homie!"
Its whole body was black, except for the leaf, which were gray. There were no eyes. Olimar hypothesized that this new species of Pikmin uses smell and touch to move around. Their hearing must be great, too, as they could hear the leaders' whistle almost anywhere. Olimar and Louie pulled all the 29 other seeds. These Pikmin made no noises when pulled. Maybe they could not talk, too. WRONG!
"Yo what's up dudes?"
"Hey, blacks, why didn't you call out your names when you were pulled from the ground?"
"Cuz we all the same, we all brothers. Yeah."
"You mean, you don't have any names?"
"You got it, man!"
"And you are all the same?"
"All same, same style of talkin', same way of walkin', same everything. We like clones. Yo s'up. Reds, purples, whites... Cool man! Many colors, huh?"
"Wait, so say you want to talk to a specific black Pikmin. What do you do?"
"You just call him."
"And what do you say?"
"YO DUDE!"
"But then everyone is a dude..."
"Drop it, kid."
"Where do you live?"
"We telling you later, dude. We make our own onion out of shit like leaves, Bulbear skin, and other stuff."
"You guys blind?"
"Yeah."
"But aren't you part Bulbear, the beast with the big eyes?"
"Yeah, but we're also part Water Dumples."
"You mean the blind enemies?"
"Look, kid, what's your name?"
"I'm Jenny, a red Pikmin, why?"
"STOP ASKING FRIGGIN' QUESTIONS!"
Pod- Oh wow. A black Pikmin. It probably never took a shower... Still, how nice it is to see many Pikmin of different colors, or races, work together in peace and harmony! Oh, how I wish it was the same with Hocotate... Or at least with YOU guys, R and S.
Olimar took a few notes on black Pikmin and went back to the wide area, still full of Wollywogs. Olimar went with purples and squashed them all with ease.
Olimar: I wonder what would happen if I made the blacks carry the enemies back to the landing zone... What do you think is going to happen, partner Louie?
Louie: I dunno.
Olimar tried anyways and made the blacks carry back the 10 Wollywog carcasses, and the two leaders and the army followed them until they reached the landing area. Then the blacks piled the carcasses and made one big mountain.
Louie: That's it? They made a big pile of junk?
Olimar: SHUT UP AND LOOK!
The black Pikmin started ripping up the body parts of the wollywogs and set them aside. Then, they tore the skin apart and placed it on the ground, forming a big, wide carpet.
Louie: They are torturing dead people. OK now, that is the most stupid thing I've ever seen.
The blacks produced some strange sticky material and stuck the skin together. Then, they grabbed all the bodies and put them on the carpet. Then they started to talk to Olimar, who did not understand.
"Yo dude, wherever you are, we need more dead stuff."
"Yeah. If you can see us or talk to us, say 'OK'."
"Bros, I don't think that the dudes can hear us."
"No shit, Sherlock!"
"If you can hear me and you are not deaf clap your hands!"
"Dude's dead."
Olimar and Louie looked at the blacks, who were waving at a totally different direction (they were blind).
Louie: I think thy want something. Burgers? With or without ketchup?
Olimar: They must have more carcasses.
"DUDES!"
"Quick, before the friggin' Breadbugs come and jack our stuff!"
Olimar and Louie turned and saw a bunch of Breadbugs marching (slowly) towards the dead, ripped up (or like Louie said, tortured) bodies of the Wollywogs.
Olimar: To kill a Breadbug, simply throw a Purple on it. It may take a couple of times, but it works.
The two leaders did as Olimar suggested and soon carcasses of several Breadbugs littered the place.
"Bros, I smell dead Breadbugs!"
"Let's get them!"
The white, purple and red Pikmin and the two leaders stared as the blacks grabbed the carcasses. A black even tripped on a rock. Then, after ripping up the body and setting the skin apart, they put the parts of the Breadbugs in the Wollywog's skin, on top of the ripped-up parts of the Wollywogs. Each of the 30 blacks grabbed an end of the skin and folded it inwards, covering the carcasses. Then they tied it and used the same substance from the leaves to harden the whole thing a bit. They used their small hands and made the sculpture in the shape of an onion. Then they grabbed the skin of the Breadbugs and hardened that too, and made it in the shape of long stuff, and after sticking it to the onion, they became the 'legs'.
"TADAA! A perfect onion. Great job, bros."
"Yeah, cool."
The onion stood up and produced a strange dark light. Now black Pikmin had their own onion and were able to produce Pikmin regularly. Olimar and Louie moved back to the wide area and moved on to their right. There was a mark probably telling that there once was a white gate there, but Olimar took care of it on his last journey (about a month ago). Olimar reminded Louie of what they were looking for. Olimar decided to spread out.
Louie: Wait, we are looking for a rubber ducky, right?
Olimar: Right.
Louie: And black Pikmin can smell as good as a vacuum-cleaner, right?
Olimar: Well, vacuum-cleaners can't smell.
Louie: Ya know what I mean. Well, our suits are made out of rubber, too, right?
Olimar: I think I know where this is going...
Louie: Let's just make the black Pikmin smell our suits and them they'll track down the rubber ducky!
Olimar: Louie! You're a genius!
The blacks smelled the suits.
"Dude, WTF."
"Right, bro. WTF is this smell?"
"Dunno. Maybe the friggin' leaders want us to track down this smell."
"I can't smell no shit."
"Same here, bro."
"Dudes, it's not here. Let's just lie and lead off somewhere else, cool?"
"Cool."
The blacks moved all in different directions.
Olimar: Louie, there are many objects made of rubber here, but one of them has to be the president's gift to the ex-wife! Spread out, we may be able to find the present today!
Louie: And then we can keep the money we made! OOH, dreams... I'll be rich and famous, having a mansion full of kitchens and food, my own TV cooking show, a bug collection, a pool, a billiard room, and so much other stuff...
Olimar: That'll be the day.
Louie followed a black that lead him towards the water, but when the Pikmin heard the sound of Wogpoles in the lake, it moved away, avoiding the water and sure death. It moved into a large, open area full of sand. It walked across that into an area that seems to have formed not too long ago, maybe a month. Well, he walked to that area with 15 black Pikmin leading him and they all stopped at a white gate. Louie swarmed his part of the Pikmin and they started bringing it down.
meanwhile
Olimar was following the 15 blacks. He whistled them to his side because there was a strange mushroom-looking enormous enemy. Olimar knew what this was. The tricky and deadly Puffstool. This enemy can produce a spray that, if it comes in contact with Pikmin, poison them and turn them into ZOMBIE PIKMIN! Olimar knew that he had to defeat the Puffstool in order to keep going, so he slowly walked in the area, and then ran at full speed, swarming the pikmin at the enemy. The Puffstool tripped and turned over, and the small legs were trying to get back where they belong (the ground). Olimar threw as many Pikmin at the mushroom, hoping that it would not turn back over and spray the Pikmin. The health was getting lower and lower, but then the Puffstool stood back up again and prepared to spray the Pikmin. Olimar managed to get all the purples and the blacks back. All the reds made it, too, except for 7 that were still attacking. The whites stayed there, too, still attacking the legs. The Puffstool covered the Pikmin in spores and the 7 reds turned purple and they looked different. The whites were, strangely, unaffected. Soon the Puffstool died and the whites came back to Olimar. The zombie Pikmin were still alive, though. Olimar knew what he had to do. Make the Pikmin attack them, and kill them, or they'll infect some of the purples and purples, too. Olimar killed the zombies.
"Yo dude, why did our guys turn purple?"
"Shut up, Joe."
"Don't worry, he'll shut up, Justin."
"You shut up too, Luis."
"Gee, thanks."
"Don't tell Luis to shut up!"
"Why not, Sabrina?"
"Whatever."
Olimar reached a message from the Pod.
Pod- Time to go, it's getting late.
Olimar started going back to the ship, and when he got there, he saw Louie, too. Apparently he got the message, too. The two leaders put every Pikmin back in their onion and they went in the ship. The day was over.
INSIDE THE BLACK ONION!
"What's for friggin' dinner?"
The blacks were all sitting down and drinking some beer (don't do this at home). Some were already asleep.
"Yo, eat the walls. Full of Wollywogs and Breadbugs, they are."
"Dude, trying to be like Yoda?"
"Like soda? No, I have a beer, no soda dude."
"I said friggin' Yoda, the Pik Wars dude. From the movie."
"Just eat the walls, dude."
"K."
After taking a bite of the wall, the black went in the kitchen, trying not to trip over anything.
"Dude, we forgot to put salt on the walls."
"Put it yourself, homie."
"Yo, shut up, you two."
"Why, dude?"
"I'm watching friggin' TV."
"Ya don't have stupid eyes, dude."
"Just shut up, man."
Some yawned and stretched. They were all tired and sleepy.
"Yo, where do we sleep?"
"On the fat sofas, dude."
"K."
"Gimme some pillows."
"Get your own, homie."
"Fine, dude."
"Hey bros, why we all the same?"
"Yo, don't like it?"
"Yeah, luv it, just that we're all saying 'dude', 'homie', and 'yo' all time, can't take it."
"You'll hear it for the rest of your stupid life, dude, get used to it."
"I'd rather commit friggin' suicide."
"Like that dude on that movie?"
"What dude in what movie?"
"That dude in that movie, 'The revenge of the Dudes'."
"I'll go to friggin; sleep. See ya."
"Dude, we're blind."
"So what?"
"So we can't stinkin' see each other."
"What's with the friggin' smell?"
"Shut up, biatch."
"The whole place is full of stinkin' junk."
"Clean up after yourselves, your mommy ain't here to do that for you, dudes."
"Night."
"Night."
"Night."
"Night."
"Night."
"Night."
"I'm the only one awake. Cool- zzzzzzzzz..."
"Brush your teeth, dude."
END OF DAY 2 (NM)- THE DUDE PIKMIN
So, hope you liked the black Pikmin. Pretty messy and loud in their onion... Anyways, here's some short info about each color.
Reds
Total- 51
Purples
Total- 24
Whites
Total- 15
Blacks
Total- 30
That's pretty much it. KirbyXtreme is here to remind you to REVIEW THIS STORY!