DAY 2 (NM)- YO, I'M THE BLUE HALO CLOCK (OR 'THE DRUNK DAY')

INSIDE THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE SHIP!

Olimar: Well, Louie, time to get up.

Louie: Mommy, I don't wanna go to school!

Olimar: Get up or I'll send a squad of red Pikmin here and take care of this.

Louie opened his eyes and stood up. He looked around and saw Olimar standing there, holding a baseball bat on his right hand.

Louie: Captain, why are you holding that bat?

Olimar: Hm? This bat? Well, I thought I might have used it on your head if you would have not woken up, but I guess that you don't need this anymore... Now tell me... DO YOU...

Louie: NO! I don't have any money! Leave me alone, gangster!

Olimar: ... Where do you want to go today?

Louie: Ch... ch... o...

Olimar: Ch... ch-what?

Louie: Ch...

Olimar: Yo, wake up.

Louie: What are the choices?

Olimar: One is underwater, one is covered in a white material, one is full of leaves, one is a very hot area, one where we now are on, the sixth is in another place covered in the same white substance and full of lakes, and the last is the second place we've been on.

Louie: Uhmm... How 'bout the one in the very hot area?

Olimar: Pod, get us to the hot area. NOW.

Pod- Oh wow. Nice way to start the day, 'Pod, get us to the hot area. NOW.'. Not even a 'Good morning, dear Pod, the almighty overlord who protects us and takes care of us and has two idiots with a retarded light on their heads, the fruit pies.'. Fine, RACIST.

Louie: Hey, I'm going downstairs and take a look at the purples and whites. I want to see what they are doing this early in the morning.

Olimar: Tell me later.

Louie drank some cappuccino and climbed down the stairs, unlocking a door, walking up to the next one. He inserted a password, and the door split ope, revealing another one.

Louie: Wow, so many doors. Captain must think that Pikmin can be very dangerous. I wonder how many other doors there are...

Well, the answer to this question did not come very early, as Louie had to pass through doors where he had to insert passwords, scan a card, leave imprints of fingers on shiny lights, let his eye get scanned, say 'Open' to activate the voice identification system, and much more. Finally, as the last door parted, he walked in the room and saw white Pikmin sleeping on blue mattresses. One was already up, and staring at Louie in disbelief.

"HEY GUYS WAKE UP BLUE LEADERS HERE"

Louie looked around him as the fourteen other whites woke up. Louie went near one.

"Oh man, I gotta pee!"

The white ran away and locked a door behind him.

Louie: Poor white, it must be scared of me...

The whites started to talk to themselves.

"Hey guys, why can't we understand what he is saying?"

"Because he is not like us."

"He is right."

"Let's just kill or torture him!"

"Maybe we can invent a device that will make us understand what we are saying, and them understand us!"

"Just shut up."

Louie got bored. He went back to the main floor (where he had to unlock thousands of steel doors) and to Olimar. Meanwhile, the ship already landed on the new area.

Olimar: Well, Louie, let's check it out!

OUTSIDE!

Olimar and Louie got out 20 blacks, 15 whites, 20 purples, and 45 reds. Olimar looked around. The whole place was covered in hot sand, and it stretched for miles and miles. He looked in the distance, just to see more sand. He was on a desert.

Olimar: How can a giant rubber ducky be in a DESERT?

Louie: Well, think about it, when last time you asked me why I had a Super Smash Bros Melee GameCube disk on my nose while I was jumping around and singing a song I made up.

Olimar: ... OK, that was random. Well, let's split up looking for the gift. I go East and you go West.

Louie: Why do we always have to split up? I am scared!

Olimar: Shut up. We'll split up.

Louie: OK... Which way is West?

Olimar: That way.

Olimar got 15 blacks, 8 whites, 12 purples, and 23 reds, and he gave Louie the rest. Then he moved right, into the nothingness (...).

Olimar looked around, trying to see something other than sand in the sandy area that is fully covered in sandy sand, but he saw nothing but the same sand that was sandy. Olimar could not understand how the ship and the Pod had figured out that there is a plastic or rubber item here in the desert he was standing on. Was it a joke? No, the Pod was not programmed to make a joke. So, he just let the blacks smell his suit again. The blacks looked very confused.

"Hey guys, I can't smell anything like that here. How 'bout you?"

"Nope."

"Na-ah."

"Forget it."

"Shall we lie again, bros?"

"Nah, we lie too much..."

"Then let's just sit down."

"Yeah, and relax."

"And smell no shit."

All 15 of the blacks sat down. Olimar looked depressed. There was no item like that here. Or at least in the area he was on... He looked at the blacks, who were playing with the sand. One was throwing some on another black's eyeless (WTF) face. Some were just throwing it high in the air. Olimar looked up above his head and saw three suns brightly shining. There were no clouds to be seen anywhere. He looked back down and saw big writings on the sand. He read it. It said 'SAHARA DESERT'. Olimar wondered what that meant, but he was interested on the planet he was on. He decided to study more about it, so he dismissed his Pikmin and got a pencil and a notebook out of his pocket. He sat down and made sure no Pikmin wandered off too far, and then started writing all the things he knew about this planet.

meanwhile

Louie ran around looking for the rubber ducky. He was too stupid to let the blacks smell his suit, as he was afraid that they would eat it and he would die. So, with his small army following him, he looked around for anything that moves. There was absolutely nothing moving. He stopped and listened, seeking for a sound of something moving. He got nothing.

"Hey guys, what is Blue Leader doing?"

"Well, Jared, maybe he is looking for something."

"OMG! Lauren M. just talked to me! AAH!"

"Shut up, I am playing a game!"

"Shut up yourself, Mary."

"SHUT UP EVERYONE!"

"God, Victor, you are being louder than anybody here, and you still say to shut up?"

"What?"

"I said, 'God, Victor, you are being louder than anybody here, and you still say to shut up?'. OK?"

"What?"

"Forget it, Lauren S.."

"Hey guys, let's change argument. This is not very nice."

"I don't know why, but what Asia just said makes sense..."

"OK..."

"Ha luk at blu ledr he is tlng us somting."

"He s-"

"What is Ted saying, Joshua?"

"I was about to say it, Jenny."

"Is that what he said?"

"No, Jim. He said, 'Hey, look at Blue Leader, he is telling us something.'. Right."

Louie dismissed his Pikmin and decided to look for the git alone, without the Pikmin following him, it would take too long for them to catch up. He looked everywhere, above the sand, below the sky, and I don't care if that is the same thing, he just looked everywhere for a stupid big old rubber ducky. He took a break after ten minutes and sat down, grabbed a candy bar and started chewing on it, and threw it away after chocking on it.

meanwhile

Olimar came up with this:

'Planet , year 3017

I find this planet very interesting, as it appears that there now is no dominant species on it.

Luckily, I recovered some bones and skulls of the last dominant organism to rule this planet.

The creatures must have been enormous, and their heads were very big.

It appears that the creatures are very similar to us, except for the fact that they are about 100 times taller.

The creatures became extinct for unknown reasons, but I came up with a hypothesis:

The creatures were contaminating their food sources with pollution, making them very toxic and deadly for anyone that was to eat it.

Other smaller creatures were also affected, and they evolved into more complex and aggressive plants and animals.

Plants grew and animals shrunk, and some organism became half of each, such as the Pikmin.

Pikmin are actually half carrots, and the other half depends on the color.

I'm hungry.'

meanwhile

Louie was still looking for the stupid duck, when he came across a... LAKE!

Louie: Pod, contact Olimar and tell him that I found water! HURRY UP!

Pod- God, no 'Please', just 'HURRY UP!'. Sexist...

Olimar got the message and grabbed his Pikmin. He whistled all the Pikmin Louie dismissed and ran next to Louie.

Olimar: Good job! Now... how will we know the way here the next days?

Louie: Who cares, I gotta drink!

Louie ran up to the water, and as he got closer, he discovered that the water is black. Louie still drank from it, and then he drank some more. Olimar got there.

Louie: It tastes SO GOOD! It's not water, it it more like the drink I drink at home, what was it called...

Olimar: The qwazznit-d-shizznit?

Louie: No, not the one on fire, the one that make your tongue pop...

Olimar: OOH, the guyramda's grandma poop!

Louie: YEAH!

A red Pikmin took a step and lowered his head and took a drink.

"YEAOWHH! THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT WHEN I SAY THAT I LOVE BEER!"

"OK, Dominic, that made no sense."

"Yeah, Luis is right. By the way, we already know you are drunk."

"Sabrina, correct. Still, I wonder what it tastes like..."

Olimar and Louie watched in disbelief as another red Pikmin drank the black liquid. Soon it joined the other red and started jumping around, screaming.

"YOU GOTTA TRY THIS!"

"Is it better than the Red Captain's fart?"

"YOU BETCHA!"

"OK, let's go."

All the Pikmin, including the blacks, purples, and whites, stepped forward and drank from the black pond. All of them started jumping and running around in circles. Many were screaming at the top of their small lungs.

Olimar: Probably the black substance makes Pikmin hyper, just like the red spray produced by the berries...

"DUDE! WE SHOULD NAME THIS STUFF!"

"HOW 'BOUT COCAINE (BTW, 'Winners don't do drugs', remember...)?"

"NAH, TOO... WHATEVER!"

"LET'S CALL IT COKE!"

"YEAH, IT IS STILL CLOSER TO COCAINE!"

"LET DOMINIC DECIDE!"

"YEAH! HE'S THE DRUNK MASTER!"

"WELL, I CALL IT... THE FUTGYKUNIS-D-BUBUDLAING!"

"SHUT UP AND LET DOMINIC DECIDE!"

"I DECIDE TO CALL IT 'THE COKE'!"

"THE COKE?"

"YEAH!"

Olimar was really frustrated that he could not understand what the Pikmin were discussing about, as it seemed very important.

"I'M MORE DRUNK!"

"NO, I AM!"

"I AM!"

"SHUT UP, YOU PIECE OF TRASH!"

"I AM STILL MORE DRUNK!"

Yep, very important.

"YOYOYO! I AM THE BLUE HALO CLOCK!"

"WTF, JIM?"

"STFU!"

"COOL EVERYBODYS LIKE ME"

"SHUT UP, STEVEN!"

Olimar: Well, now what?

Louie: Let's just sit down and observe the Pikmin in their unnatural behavior, Captain.

Olimar: Right, partner, I'll take notes.

Louie: Hey, how come I write 'Captain' with a capital 'C' and you don't write 'partner' with a capitalized 'p'?

Olimar: Because I am far smarter than you. Actually, I have researched and discovered that I am three billion times more intelligent than your brain. Oh, and I have talked to your uncle, he says that your brain is only two thirds the size of an average Hocotate brain.

Louie: Leave my brain out of this and I will keep your mama out of my jokes.

Olimar: Just shut up.

Louie: I like that song! 'Just shut up. Shut u-'

"I LOVE THIS STUFF!"

"WHAT?"

"SHUT UP!"

"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP!"

Note from the author: Yep, I love the word 'Shut up'.

"YOYOYO!"

"BLABLABLA!"

"OREO COOKIES!"

"RANDOM RANDOM!"

"YUR MOM!"

"IS THERE A PROBLEM!"

"DARN, DO I LOVE THIS STUFF!"

"WAIAUM! WAIAUM! WAIAUM! WAIAUm! WAIAum! WAIaum! WAiaum! Waiaum! Waiaum..."

"Joe's siren went off. We're not drunk anymore!"

"Well, it was good while it lasted."

"There's more."

Olimar looked at the lake. Half of THE COKE was gone, and he saw the Pikmin take another step to drink more.

Olimar: I have to save this stuff!

He reached forward and filled a cup (I don't care where he got the cup, just read the stupid story) with the black water. He put a plastic lid on the cup and put it in his pocket. Yes, his pockets are THAT big.

Louie: This day is pointless and useless. We did absolutely nothing but watch the Pikmin get drunk with a few black stuff. REAL men do not get drunk that easily.

Olimar: Louie, Pikmin are not men.

Louie: Yes, I think I am smart enough to understand that.

"BAM! BAM!"

"HALO ROCKS!"

"METROID PRIME IS BETTER!"

"HALO!"

"METROID!"

"HALO 2!"

"METROID PRIME 2: ECHOES! SEE, HALO IS NOT ORIGINAL ENOUGH TO MAKE A BETTER TITLE! SEE, HALO 2 SUCKS!"

"METROID SUCKS!"

"METROID IS A CLASSIC!"

"HALO IS BETTER THAN THAT!"

"SHUT UP, JIM AND JARED!"

"OK...!"

The sky was getting darker and darker. Olimar and Louie gathered all the Pikmin to their side, and got to their onion about twenty minutes later, due to the Pikmin moving around to different areas because of THE COKE. Olimar and Louie put all of the Pikmin back into their onions, and then they went to bed. Yeah.

INSIDE THE RED ONION!

"Nice day, huh?"

"Yeah, the rain feels like metal."

"Metal IS rain, dumbass."

The reds were still drunk from THE COKE. Some were already asleep. Many became stupid, as their brain cells were destroyed by the black liquid. Poor Michael had to stay awake to pilot the ship... Let's go on a field trip! Walk up the stairs, into Dominic's room, the drunk one. Let's go in the thought bubble hovering above his head, and into his dream...

There he was, Dominic, a red Pikmin, smart... yet... drunk. He was doing jumping jacks. He was counting backwards. There was an ant on the floor, watching him and eating a piece of invisible bread and drinking from a cup twice the size of it, full of red milk. Yep, Dominic is THAT drunk.

OK, this was a weird day... Sorry for not updating for so long, I had a long testing week... And yes, I read my reviews. One last thing... Don't do drugs... Do not read my story and then drink... Yeah... KirbyXtreme is here to remind you to REVIEW THIS STORY!

END OF DAY 2 (NM)- YO, I'M THE BLUE HALO CLOCK (OR 'THE DRUNK DAY')