Aqueous: Well…this hasn't been updated in about 2 years

Tailfeather: and after all that time…guess what?

Aqueous: What?

Tailfeather: we STILL do not own X-men!

Angharad walked in her room to find Rogue reading Angharads diary and Kitty flirting with Lance. She stopped and gapped.

"I know you!" Angharad said beaming "Your Lance Avers! I have your telephone number!"

Kitty looked distraught at this news and starts attacking Lance.

"Hey, I didn't give it to her! Maybe peitro did!" said Lance in his defence. Kitty looked at Lance and kissed him while a shocked Angharad started at them.

"But...kitty and Kurt...kitty and lance?..Ruth will be pleased. Now can I just have my diary, Rogue" Angharad pleaded

"Uh hu. Ah'm keepin' this. If ya wan it, Come get it!" Rogue shouted as Angharad leaped for the notepad.

"RUTH!" Angharad screamed as her hair was being tugged very hard by Kitty.

Meanwhile, Ruth was in her room when she heared her friend scream her name. Ruth run next to find Kitty, Rogue and the brotherhood guy all on Angharad.

"Get Off my best friend!" Ruth shouted

"Only if she gives mah boyfriend!" Rogue yelled

"Only if you give Kurt back!" Kitty screamed

"Only if you stay with Kurt!" said Lance in comparison. Suddenly Kitty tackled Ruth to the floor. Ruth fell backwards and lance put his foot on her.

"Lance, You know how much I love you, don't you" Kitty said sweetly

"Well...I mean yeah!"Lance replied in a macho voice

"Ok, Then Kill her!" Kitty laughed. Lance jumped forward onto thin air as Ruth transformed into a bird which started pecking at Kitty.

Angharad was kicking Rogue and trying to bite her when Rogue took her glove off.

"Ah think mah boyfriend might want to see this." Rogue laughed, her Mississippi accent thick "Robert Drake get up here!"

Ruth was attacking madly when Lance pulled her tailfeathers. Ruth jerked backwards and started pecking at Lances fruit bowl helmet. Kitty pushed Lance backwards and grabbed her hands round the bird. Ruth transformed into a hawk and pecked at Kitty's hands. Kitty dropped the bird clutching her hand. Ruth got free and transformed back into her true self. she called for Kurt who ported quickly with bobby clutching on for dear life.

Soon it was pure madness. Everyone was in a ball of punching, kicking, pulling, biting, anything that could cause their target pain. Though, by now it was hard to tell who you were injuring in the mass of chaos. Jean, Scott, Logan, Amara, Ray and the Professor were downstairs talking about how strange the others were acting towards each other lately, when they heard huge bangs and crashes from upstairs. They looked up as though they would be able to see through the ceiling and then looked to each other.
"Could you lot sort that out? I need some Nurofen for my new head ache." Xavier moaned as he wheeled out of the room. The five of them suited up in their dull and completely un-cool X-men uniforms and headed upstairs. They burst into Rogue and Angharad's room as the seven fighting teenagers ignored them and continued tearing each other limb from limb.
"OK, this is going to be harder than I thought." Scott sighed. He stopped as he saw Lance. "Wait, what's he doing here?"

"Uh, Kitty invited me!" Lance said in his defence. Scott pointed at the door."Fine, I get your point Summers" Lance hesatated for a second then reteated to the door.

"Ok, one down, six to go. Logan,you take Kurt and Angharad" Jean ordered

"What ever you say red" Logan answered holding on to Angharad and grabbing Kurts tail.

"You pulled my tail man!" Kurt snapped at Logan as his reached for his tail

"Letmego!" the girl shouted stuggling against Logan.

"Righht" Jean sighed "Scott you get Rogue"

"Ok!" Scott shouted over the screams that the pair Logan was holding made. Scott jumped forward and tackled Rogue on to the floor. Rogue tryed to fight in protest. Jean turned to the recuits. "Amara, you get Ruth while you Ray grab Bobby" Jean ordered. The recurits took action but where battered in the procese as Ruth decided to turn into a bird and peck at amaras fingers before turning back and attacking kitty, and Bobby tried to freeze Ray, only to be shocked in return. Kitty and Ruth started their cat fight with Jean trying to hold them apart with telekinesis which didn't help much. They battered each other. They tried to hurt each other as much as possible. The others looked worriedly at each other while Rogue and Angharad glared across the room and Kurt couldn't watch.
"Shouldn't we stop them?" Asked Amara. None of them really looked sure what to do, they were still holding back the other five that were in the original fight.
"Um, right. Amara, you grab Ruth again. Do anything to stop her, I mean anything. Jean, hold Kitty with telekinesis, she'll phase through you otherwise." Commanded Scott making sure Rogue didn't get loose.
"I already knew that, Scott." Jean mumbled. Amara grabbed Ruth around the waist and pried her away from Kitty while Jean held Kitty in the air. Ruth struggled against Amara as before and threw some of Kitty's hair she had acquired in Amara's face, but Amara made sure she didn't get away by pinning Ruth to the floor. Ruth looked back at her with a growl.
"What is wrong with you lot! You were, no, are acting like a bunch of kids!" Scott exclaimed.
"Yeah, what was that about?" Added Jean.
"Miss Bad Loser there took my diary and chose to fight me, big mistake!" Angharad tried to brake free of Wolverine's grasp but failed.
"You aren't goin' anywhere, Ice Cube." He had an elaborate nickname for Angharad.
"Hey, I thought I was Ice Cube." Bobby pointed out while everyone in the room noticed his frazzled hair.

The next day was hell, everyone exchanged whispered in the institute. Charles had decided to step in at this point.

"I think you all know why your here" Charles said

"yeah" the students groaned

"Then I would like one person from each side to come forward and exchange story's. Rogue, your team will go first." Charles ordered. Rogue stepped forward looking all innocent, or attempting to. "Well, ah was in mah room, tidying up, when ah found a notebook, that's when kitty and coughlancecough came in. Ah decided ah'd read the book to find out what it was, that's when she came in and attacked me!" Rogue said then she went on to explain it in more detail.

"Ok, Angharad your next" Charles said. Angharad got up and took some notepad paper with her.

"I was just in Bobbys room...with Kurt and Ruth, and we decieded to go back to our rooms. There in my room I saw kitty and Lance snogging and Rogue reading my diary! Rogue saw me and pouced, just like that! Ididn't know what to do. I was very scarced." Angharad explained. She then explianed her teams side of the war. Charles wheeled himself over."Now, all six of you will apologise and have three weeks probation." He said calmly waiting for the blow.
"Three weeks!"
"That's unfair!"
"Probation?"
"Say sorry, to them!"
"That's sad!"
"Professor!"
"Now that's enough all of you. Angharad, Bobby and Rogue will have kitchen duty and Ruth, Kurt and Kitty will clean the Blackbird." Xavier stopped them, he was about to roll out when he remembered the last part of their punishment. "And you'll have morning sessions with Logan too." They all groaned in reply. All six had at least one ice pack on themselves somewhere, which included on their leg, arm, eye, cheek, head, hand, foot, nose, shoulder and tail. They all glared at each other as they left to go to their own rooms, Ruth could only see through one eye with an ice pack on one, and even though it was dark in their rooms, he girls were sharing and glared through the darkness between them.

Aqueous: REVIEW!

Tailfeather: I can't believe it's been like 2 years!

Aqueous: looks over at the tiny one and rogue ahh…who won?

Tailfeather: neither of them….they look dead…did anyone feed them?

Aqueous: shrugs