Yes, I finally made a pretty long chapter! (NM) means (New Mission). Enjoy (...)!
DAY 3 (NM)- UH... YEAH
INSIDE THE WHITE'S SIDE OF THE SHIP!
Everyone got up at the same time, as they were woken up by a loud bang on the other side of the ship, where the purples live.
"Hey, why are the purples-aaaaaaahh. Sorry. I was saying, why are the purples making all this noise?"
"I DONT KNOW MAYBE THEY ARE TORTURING SOMEONE"
"Why would the purples torture someone?"
"Right."
"Because-"
They were interrupted by the same sound as before. It definitely came from the purples' side of the ship.
"You are right! They are torturing someone!"
Now a scream could be heard. It was a purple's voice.
"Maybe they are killing someone!"
"LET'S PLAY CHESS!"
"Shut up."
"We should do something about this..."
"We should inform the leaders!"
"Right! But how do we do that? Red and Blue Leaders do not understand!"
"LETS BUILD SOMETHING"
"Yeah, great idea! We can make a device that will allow us to understand what the Leaders are saying all the time, and then we can communicate with them! Great idea! Let's get started!"
"Everybody look around for some materials to make this crazy device! Move it, people, move it!"
All 22 of the white Pikmin started to walk around the place, looking for some items that may help with the construction of the device that would make them able to understand and communicate with Olimar and Louie. After about ten minutes, all of the Pikmin gathered the items and made a big pile full of them. A white looked at the pile, shuffling the materials, trying to find something interesting.
"OK now, everybody grab the items they got back from the pile, and then stand in a wide place, away from each others."
The other whites grabbed all their stuff and did what was told. Then the white walked up to another.
"OK, whatcha got?"
"I got this paper rolled up on a cylinder-like brown item, this big pile of paper stapled together, this black box with a green cross on it that is shining, and finally this weird-looking black thing."
In order he grabbed toilet paper, a book, an XBox, and a pair of headphones.
"Good job. Now, what about you?"
"I HAVE THIS CIRCLE WITH A GREEN DUDE ON IT A SHINY TALL THING A SMALL RED THING AND A GOLDEN THING WITH LOTS OF TUBES IS THAT OK AM I GOOD"
He held up a Halo disc, a baseball trophy, a red crayon, and a trumpet.
"Good job, soldier."
After ten minutes of 'inspection', the following items were found:
Toilet Paper
Book
XBox
Headphones
Halo Disc
Baseball Trophy
Red Crayon
Trumpet
Clock
Clay
Digital Camera
Plastic Box
Pillow
Piece Of Skin (...)
TV Remote
Dictionary
Doll
Preserved Blood
Knife
Dried Leaf
Dead Fish
Human Skull
Prism
Batteries
Rubber Band
Pik Mac
Computer Chip
Map
Broken Laptop
Sniper Rifle
Lego
Banana
Straw
Used Glue Stick
Helmet
Football
Yeah.
"Good job, everyone! Now, let's put these together!"
"How?"
"Shut up and do it-"
He was interrupted by the sound of a whistle. Blue Leader was calling for 10 White Pikmin.
"Robert, Leonard, Jesse, David, Steven, Junior, John, Brian, Derek, and Vikram, you guys go."
"Why?"
"We are smarter."
"But-"
Louie called for 10 whites again.
"Fine."
OUTSIDE!
Louie whistled the ten whites and got them on their side. 20 blacks, 20 purples, and 50 reds were waiting behind Olimar. A total of 100 Pikmin now were on the field, the maximum.
Louie: Where are we again, Captain?
Olimar: On the place full of steel. Didn't I tell you already?
Louie: Yeah, but that was not one of the choices, was it?
Olimar: Nope, but I calculated the whole thing again, and I found out that I had made a mistake, and that there are three more places that I have not included as one of the choices last time. Wanna know them?
Louie: K.
Olimar: One is in a enormous house, one is on a tree, and one is on an area covered in steel, which is the one we are on right now.
Louie: Why are we on this one, and not the other ones?
Olimar: I have calculated that there is a very big chance of the rubber ducky to have fallen here.
Louie: Woah, big words... calculated... The biggest word I know is 'refrigerator'. Hyuck.
Olimar told Louie to follow him, and he did so. They looked around at the new area, and all they could see was steel and a couple of enemies.
Pod- Bryshjklvrooodmslncndk!
Louie: Say WHAT?
Pod- Bryshjklvrooodmslncndk.
Olimar: We can't understand you!
Pod- Gysnijhjjjijsbhhhgcsnxmmmmyohomiesgcygwle!
Louie: He does not get it.
Pod- #$#$&($
Louie: I am gonna tell on you.
Olimar walked away, and after a couple of seconds, Louie and his whites followed him. Both of them and the army moved close to an enemy, which seemed like a harmless beetle. There was another one farther away. It seemed no harm, so they started walking past it, when it suddenly released a jolt of electricity, connecting it to the other beetle. A couple of slow purple Pikmin were hit, and they were pulverized.
Olimar: AAAAHH!
Louie: Cool.
Olimar: 7 PURPLES JUST DIED!
Olimar ran away, with Louie and the 93 Pikmin following him. Then, when the beetles were out of sight, he slowed down to catch his breath. He turned around and saw the beetles slowly moving towards them, so he ran again. Louie felt very tired.
"Dude, why is the guy running?"
"I don't know."
"Maybe he is running because a dog is chasing him! HELP!"
"Shut up, Anthony."
"mab hes chAng smthng"
"He said, 'Maybe he is chasing something.'. Yeah, it could be that."
"You poor idiots, just turn around."
"Yeah! I beat a boss!"
"Stop playing with that GBA, Mary, it hurts your eyes..."
"Turn around."
"Wow, a beetle. Oh, I am scared."
"It's OK."
"I was being sarcastic, idiot."
"You friggin' pink carrots! Can't you understand? The stupid beetles killed 7 purples, and Red Leader is trying to find a gift to give to them, maybe a flower, in order to beg the beetles!"
"Why beg them?"
"Shut up, you 'tard fruit cake!"
"'Tard?"
"RETARD!"
"OK..."
Olimar turned around a corner and looked back. The beetles were finally understanding that they were not fast enough to keep up with them. Louie was slowly walking down a path, and Olimar decided to follow him. They turned left at one point and saw an amazing thing: The steel was not present here, and there was a small valley with some grass. Billions of enemies were sleeping, looking around for food, and going in the toilet do do their business.
Louie: Many enemies. I am hungry!
Louie ran up to and enormous creature and woke it up. It looked at Louie, surprised, and started running away. This creature ten times the size of Louie fell in the mud, where Louie body slammed it. He hit the big head of the creature and it collapsed, roaring in defeat. It died. Louie slowly walked to Olimar.
Louie: We could have that for lunch.
Olimar:...
Louie: Captain?
Olimar:...
Louie: Captain?
Olimar:... OH MY GOD! YOU JUST KILLED AN EMPEROR BULBLAX! I SPENT HOURS AND LOST DOZENS OF PIKMIN TO KILL THIS BEAST AND YOU JUST BODY SLAM IT!
Louie: Yeah, I've been working out. -rubs his belly-
Olimar:... Just make the reds carry it back to the onion...
Louie: Sure thing, Captain.
Olimar followed the reds to the onion and got 7 seeds from the ground.
"Tony!"
"Charles!"
"Bryce!"
"Victoria!"
"Daisy!"
"Kimberly!"
"Ian 2!"
meanwhile, in the red onion
Poor Victor was chatting with himself and playing some card games when suddenly, he heard a loud noise. He stood up and ran to the kitchen to find many red Pikmin sitting there.
"Where did you guys come from?"
"Hello! We are the Not Named Pikmin, or NN! There now are 33 of us, and we came from an Emperor Bulblax! An Emperor usually produces 40 seeds, and we are 33 of them! The other seven are out there with a name, and since there already were 100 Pikmin on the field, we came here! With no names!"
"Good, I was getting bored! Let's play PikCube!"
back outside
Olimar was still in shock when he came back to Louie. His eyes were wide open as if he had just seen the impossible and he was taking few large steps to walk.
Louie: Now where, Captain?
Olimar:... Into that cave right there...
Louie looked at the direction Olimar was pointing at and saw a big crack on the ground, obviously leading to another cave. He looked down and saw nothing but darkness.
Louie: It's dark in there...
Pod- Get in, time is money, and don't waste my money, you money-waster! Actually, it's not my money, it's the people-who-spent-the-money-to-make-me 's money... Just get in!
THE FOURTH CAVE- 'GET-ME-DOWN!' CAVE
Louie rubbed his poor fat butt. It was hurting from the fall. Well, he actually missed that fall, it had been a couple of days since he had a red butt last time. Anyways, he looked around to see... metal. The whole place was made out of metal. Yeah.
Olimar: Hey, look, Louie. There seem to be many enemies around. Pod, do your sensors indicate that there is an item made of rubber here?
Pod- Brtghajhdppppacfdareqwonskzpyoyoyoshssh...
Louie: Don't go there, girlfriend.
Olimar: It's probably the metal, it must interfere with the pod's sensors and make it unable to communicate with us. But I guess it can still understand us... Well, we'll have to look around and find out for ourselves if the rubber ducky is here.
Olimar, closely followed by Louie and the 100 Pikmin, advanced towards a group of Dwarf Red Bulborbs and easily killed them all. They left the carcasses there, attracting a Breadbug. Olimar pelted about 10 purples on it and it quickly died. He left the Breadbug there, too. Then, he walked on and on until he stopped at a large clearing. Louie looked to see that the area was swarming with billions of enemies.
"Waiaum, dude, look at that stupid place, full of stinking enemies!"
"Joe, don't be so rude."
"Yeah, listen to your bro, dude. I do that all the time."
"Shut up, YO DUDE."
"..."
"TIRED! We've been walking all day!"
"It's still 8:00 AM, James."
"Shut up, nerd Leo!"
"Don't tell him to shut up! I HATE THAT WORD!"
"Why are we doing this?"
"Why are you always asking questions?"
"Hey, you... WOAH, watch where you parkin' that thing, Tony."
"Don't make fun of me just because I'm fat, Anthony."
"Hey, want some gum?"
"I wouldn't-"
"Sure, shut up, Vikram. I guess not all boys are mean... Thanks, Brian, you are very- WAIAUM!"
"Don't copy me, duda. Only I, the almighty Joe, may say stuff like that, like, yeah."
"AAH! You zapped me! WITH A GUM STICK!"
"I tried to warn you, Christine..."
"Psycho Vikram..."
meanwhile, in the white onion
"No, that goes here."
The 11 whites that remained in the onion were still working on the device. This is what they had come up with so far: the headphones, which were connected to the broken laptop, were glued to the helmet. The Halo disc inside that XBox was powered with the batteries and the Xbox was plugged in to the broken laptop, too.
"OK, now, what else can we do, group?"
"Maybe we can revive this dead creature and force it to move around, and the black controller thingy can be used to transmit the speed waves emitted from the creature and so power-up the portable computer."
"Great idea, Billy, but that would take too much, and we don't know how to revive the organism. Any other ideas?"
"We can blow through this horn and convert the sound waves into light energy and letting it pass through the prism, directing the light in other directions, one powering up the portable computer."
"Nice, Jennifer II, but we don't know how to change the sound waves into light energy. More ideas? Anyone?"
"We could use this droplet of red liquid and let it flow on the dried leaf, and it would change color into a bright one, and then we can take a picture of it and see a preview on this small camera, and the light of the picture would be bright enough to thereby power-up the portable computer."
"Yes, Tim, great idea! Let's all try that!"
back in the cave
Olimar slowly approached an enemy he never saw before. If was flying and it sort of looked like a Swooping Snitchbug, except for the size of it. This one was larger, and it sorta looked like a blob of fat. Suddenly, its antennae got brighter and it swooped down and caught Olimar and flew up in the air again.
Olimar: Louie! Help!
Louie ran to him with a couple of of red Pikmin and started throwing them on the bug, but he missed.
Olimar: Quickly! I am getting dizzy! GET ME DOWN!
For Louie, it seemed like Olimar had said 'PRESSURE! PRESSURE!'. Louie started sweating and threw more Pikmin more wildly than ever. Finally, one of them got the bug down and Louie swarmed all the Pikmin at it, and while it was desperately trying to get back up, it died. Louie looked as he was expecting some words from Olimar, but nothing came.
Olimar: Look at what you did.
Louie slowly turned around and saw all the Pikmin he threw away getting eaten and chased away. Decorated Cannon Beetles crushed Pikmin with their mighty crap they shot out of their mouths; Hermit Crawmads ate Pikmin; Mitites scared Pikmin away and into Breadbugs' holes, never to be seen again; Doodlebugs farted poisonous gas out of their butts; Shearwigs quickly trapped the Pikmin in their mouths and got rid of them; Antenna Beetles controlled Pikmin and guided them onto Greater-Spotted Jellyfloats, which sucked them up and poisoned them; and Water Dumples devoured Pikmin as fast as possible. All this caused by a simple creature wearing a blue suit. Yes, Louie.
Olimar: 4 crushed, 2 eaten and 3 fell into Breadbugs' holes. 9 casualties of war (...) because of you.
Louie: But I-
Olimar: Leave the excuses to the Pod.
Louie: Fine.
Olimar: Let's clear the area, starting with... these Jellyfloats.
Two Jellyfloats, one Greater and the other Lesser-Spotted, slowly advanced to them. The Greater arrived first. Olimar and Louie backed off and waited for it to suck in nothing, and then both leaders started chucking Pikmin at it. It soon fell down, and while Louie was still pelting reds, Olimar switched to purples and stunned the Jellyfloat. It soon died, and right after that, the other one came, and it managed to suck in a single red Pikmin.
"AAH! GET ME DOWN!"
Olimar threw a single purple Pikmin at it, and after it got the Jellyfloat down, the reds joined in and killed the Lesser-Spotted Jellyfloat.
Olimar: Good job, partner.
Louie: Yes, Captain-in-law...
Next, the breadbug came and tried to get a pellet released from the Jellyfloats. A purple Pikmin easily grabbed it and brought it back to the Pod, killing it. Then it came back and joined the rest of the group.
"Yo, 'sup purple."
"'Sup, dude."
"Waiaum!"
"WTF?"
A red whispered to another red.
"Hey, Anthony, dare me to ask Asia out?"
"Sure, why not."
"Hi Asia."
"Hi Joseph II."
"Errr... Ahem, well..."
"Yes?"
"Well, I kinda, you know, yeah, like, yeah, errr..."
"I'm waiting."
Joseph II turned back to Anthony.
"Good thing I'm red, or else she would have noticed that my cheeks are getting red..."
He turned back to Asia, who was patiently waiting.
"Well?"
"Yeah, hi, yo, ahem... Nice day, huh?"
"Can't see the sun."
"Yeah, I know, I noticed..."
"Exactly what are you here for?"
"I-"
"Move it."
"It's-"
"I haven't got all day."
"Let me-"
"Well?"
"DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?"
Every single Pikmin turned in his direction and started at him. Well, the blacks have no eyes, so they listened but still turned.
"... Hi guys."
"Hi."
"This is awkward... Show's over, go away. Well, Asia?"
"Let me think... NO."
Joseph II turned to Anthony once again.
"Oh, well... One day someone will go out with me, anyways."
Olimar and Louie spent the next two hours (or 0 seconds, as time does not pass in caves) killing the enemies, luckily with no casualties. Then, they jumped in the hole and ventured in another sublevel.
LAST FLOOR!
Olimar: I guess this is the last floor, Louie. The rubber ducky COULD be here... Oh, and the place seems like it's without any steel... Pod, any rubber items here?
Pod- I can finally communicate with you. Because of the steel I could not, so... Yeah. Well, according to my INFALLIBLE sensors, I can tell you that yes, there is A LOT OF RUBBER here. Go fetch, idiots.
Olimar looked around. He was on a small circular area with one hallway leading to another circular area, but this one was MUCH larger. They got there. Then, suddenly, an enormous, fat, ugly creature fell from the sky. The impact its big feet made with the ground caused a rock slide to occur and block the two hallways. They had to defeat the creature.
Olimar: Look at it. Disgusting.
Louie looked at it and saw a big blob of black crap sustained by four fat legs. This is weird, but Louie actually saw a bit of her grandmother in the creature.
Louie: Looks like my grandma.
Pod- That is the rubber I was talking about! The creature is made out of it! KILL IT!
Olimar: OK, this looks like the Beady Long Legs I battled one day. Let's throw reds at its big fat orb. It should not be hard to miss this time, Louie...
Louie: I'll take that as a compliment.
Olimar: OK, now it is stomping around. Dodge its fat feet and throw Pikmin at its orb. When I say, 'CALL THEM BACK!', you call them back to you to prevent the spider from scattering them all over the place, making them an easy target. OK, come close to it... and throw them... NOW!
Louie and Olimar threw as many reds as possible, and aster the Raging Long Legs took enough damage to actually notice the reds on its fat thing people call 'belly', it prepared to scatter them.
Olimar: CALL THEM BACK!
Louie and Olimar did so and all the Pikmin came back to their side, safe. Olimar started to walk back to the RLL, but he stopped after he saw it stomping around twice as fast and with twice the force. Olimar decided to wait until it was done.
"Wow."
"Yeah, dude, big thing!"
"Tony, that thing is fatter than you!"
"Shut up, you pervert."
When it was done, about 12 stomps later, Olimar and Louie threw more Pikmin on the orb, and then successfully got them back. After the many quick stomps, Olimar and Louie repeated the process and the RLL died.
Olimar: That's it?
Louie: Bring it on!
The RLL's legs evaporated into the air and the orb fell to the ground, causing a small earthquake which made the rocks blocking the entrance disappear (...), revealing another hallway to another clearing. They walked on and they saw a big, circular rubber-like item resting on the floor.
Pod- Another enemy made of rubber... Oh joy...
Louie: I'm gonna go touch the item!
Olimar: Wait, did the Pod say 'enemy'? It did! Louie! That's a-
But it was too late, and Louie touched the round thing and... (suspense) nothing happened. So, this time, Louie kicked it and the round thing arose and a small, fat body supported by two minuscular legs. It was a PUFFSTOOL!
Olimar: I hate these! Swarm the body and let it fall to the ground, then throw Pikmin at its body, which will be upside down! Go!
Olimar and the confused Louie directed the army at the Puffstool and they got him down (or upside-down). Then, they threw Pikmin at its soft body and before it could die, it stood back up and released a poisonous spray that hit... no one, as Olimar got the Pikmin back in time. Olimar moved back towards the Puffstool, but it released another spray that Olimar did not expect. It him a couple of his Pikmin, and Olimar quickly got rid of the purple mushroom-things. Then, with the help of Louie, they finally killed it.
Olimar: Another 6 deaths, great... Look, an exit.
Pod- Well, it seems like there was no rubber ducky here. Jump into the geyser and ride the train into the light!
Louie: That sounded fruity.
Pod- Go, retard!
"OUT OF THE CAVE!"
OUT OF THE CAVE- 12:00- DAY 3 (NM)
Yeah. To Tweedle Dumbass: yes, I know that this is planet Earth. The humans became extinct because a meteorite collided with the moon, and the rocks and all that stuff were absorbed by the Earth's atmosphere, and that's why humans became extinct. The remaining pieces of the moon and the enormous meteorite were trapped by the sun and started orbiting around it, and it formed another asteroid field. The asteroids were eventually sucked in by the sun, and it broke up in 3 pieces, thereby forming 3 stars. Yeah. KirbyXtreme is here to remind you to REVIEW THIS FANFIC!