Aqueous: Another update! WOO!
Tailfeather: sigh We still don't own X-men, though. Or Marvel.
Aqueous: Or a Fighter Jet..
Tailfeather: Yeah, or a- wait- what?
Aqueous: Enjoy another chapter from our warped little brains!
Tailfeather: Hurray! Review at the end and get… A SANDWICH!
Kurt and Kitty were at the blackbird waiting for Ruth when a dark figure appeared. It appeared to be wearing an army uniform.
"Now then privets, we will be cleaning the blackbird. This operation will be done with care." the voice said.
"Uh, Ruth Vhat are you doing" Kurt asked
"Quiet Privet Wagner, you will be assigned with your job in a minute" Ruth said in a commanding voice.
"Ruth, Like quit it, your so like annoying" Kitty moaned
"Quiet valley girl, you will be on the inside, Wagner-" Ruth ordered.
"Ja-?" Kurt questioned
"You will call me general and Wagner you're on the outside with me, now lets GO GO GO!" Ruth called. She transformed into a falcon and held a sponge in her talons. Kurt had brushes on all limbs (including tail) and Kitty was sweeping the seats.
Midway, during a brake Kitty wandered to the toilets while Kurt was trying to sneak into the kitchen.
"Privet Wagner! What are you doing?" Ruth laughed unable to control the army accent.
"I'm going for a snack!" Kurt stated innocently.
"Drop and give me 20!" Ruth laughed. Kurt got down and done push-ups with his tail.
"General...Ruth" Kurt began
"Hagerty" Ruth corrected.
"And I thought I had a vierd surname" Kurt muttered. "Vell, Permission to speak, General"
"Permission granted, privet" Ruth said
"Do you know that you scare me?" Kurt asked.
"Ja" Ruth mocked. Kurt stood up and pulled her into a hug, but they weren't the only ones there. An envious Kitty Pryde stood there, nearly crying.
In the kitchen, things were going rather differently.
"Do you know how to cook?" Bobby asked Rogue as Angharad amused herself in the cupboards.
"...Nope." She answered, glad that Bobby was at least talking to her after the fight.
"Do you know how to cook, my ice queen?" He practically skipped over to his new girlfriend.
'... " Angharad's eyes began to grow at the sight of kitchen utensils. ".. Yes." She grew a creepy grin across her face as she uttered the word.
"Angharad?" Bobby's voice grew weak with fear from the look on her face. She started grabbing utensils and ingredients out of the cupboards and fridge muttering under her breath.
"I'll need some onions, some carrots, celery, a fork..." Frankly, Bobby and Rogue were quite afraid to even move at that moment.
"Here, Angharad, I'll help you." Bobby tried to get some suede when she turned to him and growled. He wisely moved back, staring into her eyes. She's a lunatic, he thought. She's gone mad, completely mad.
"OK, m-me and Rogue will just do the d-d-dishes." He stuttered. Angharad waved a hand in reply. Bobby poked Rogue in the back. "Move!" He whispered in her ear. "Move! Before she devours you!" They giggled, though stopped immediately when Angharad shot a glance at them over her shoulder.
Two hours later, when Angharad and Ruth changed back into they're normal selves (how normal is that exactly?), supper was served. Angharad took her masterpiece out of the oven.
"Uh, what is that?" Jean asked
"Pot Roast, why?" Angharad asked eyeing Jean
"It's just Kitty is a-" Jean corrected
"I know" said Angharad calmly. she scooped the meat onto everyone's plate expect her own and Kitty's. Instead, she went to the fridge and took out a tomato and chilli pasta which she had made. She scooped this onto Kitty and her plate.
"Hey, no fair, How come you get that, and we don't!" Scott moaned.
"Because I'm a vegetarian and your not!" Angharad said calmly.
An hour later when everyone had finished every spot of their supper, they congratulated the chef. Ruth however interrupted.
"So, did you drop any wine?" Ruth asked as Angharad giggled.
"Shh, they might kick me out of the kitchen...again." Angharad laughed. Everyone shot glances at the pair. Ruth decided to leave the room. Angharad left just as quickly. They walked across the corridors, each pretending they had guns.
"What do you think has happened to Nemisis, He can't be dead can he?"
Later that afternoon the boys were playing a game on PS1 when Ruth and Angharad came in, still trying to 'kill' 'Nemesis' and 'zombies'. They snuck up behind the boys on the sofa and were about to jump up and scare the bajeebas out of them when they heard part of their conversation.
"Dude, vhat do I do?" Ruth recognised the voice of her fuzzy boyfriend.
"I don't know, Bobby's the one with the guide book." Scott moaned.
"Dude, the book doesn't say anything." Bobby was flipping through the guide book.
"Dude! I can hear zhem!" Angharad and Ruth knew what he could hear on the game.
"Dude, just run!" Bobby exclaimed. The girls peered over the back of the sofa and saw their game. Resident Evil 3 Nemesis. The girls couldn't help interrupting.
"Stop right there!" Angharad burst in. The three boys jumped right out of their skins/fur. With the game on pause the boys acknowledged them.
"Oh hey sweetie, hey Ruth. We're just playing Resident Evil 3, you probably haven't heard of it. You girls would probably be too scared to play anyway." Bobby joked. Before they could even raise their eyebrows at Bobby, Kurt added in.
"Don't vorry zhough, ve'll be hear to protect you." The girls looked at each other and came around to the front of the sofa.
"Shift over, we need to sit somewhere." Ruth moaned. They sat by their boyfriends and watched their dismal performance.
"Right that's it; I've had it with your dull attempts!" Ruth moaned. The girls exchanged nods as Ruth grabbed the control, Angharad took the cheat book.
"Hey, I vas going good" Kurt moaned
"You've killed one zombie and walked three steps!" Ruth moaned.
"Hey give that back!" Bobby complained.
"You're on the wrong page!" Angharad corrected.
'But, you'll be scared, you'll both have nightmares" Bobby pointed out. Angharad smiled.
"Awe, that nice, but quit the small talk Nemesis is behind that door!" Angharad exclaimed.
"S.T.A.R.S" the voice said. The boys exchanged glances of horror.
"How can you watch this?" Scott asked
"We've played it before" Ruth shrugged ... 3 hours later.
"Stop the game!" Angharad shouted "Ok, I remember this. U,D,U,U,D,U!"
"Yeah, remember James doing that?" Ruth pointed out
"Yeah" Angharad laughed.
"James?" Kurt asked. "Old boyfriend of yours, Ruth?"
"No! Awe, Kurt, you're so sweet. James is my brother." Ruth said stroking Kurt's chin.
"You have a brother?" All three boys chorused.
"You boys don't know anything! I know everything about you!" Ruth replied.
"WHAT?" Scott and Bobby chorused. Kurt didn't bother, he already knew.
"I know everything about you." She said slowly.
"How do you know everything about us? Are you secretly a telepath?"
"A telepathic bird, you could be a secret agent when you're older."
"Guys-"
"I wonder what else she's been hiding."
"Guys, I'm not a telepath-"
"Maybe she's telekinetic too."
"Angharad, snap your boyfriend out of it." Ruth told Angharad, rolling her eyes.
"Bobby." Angharad started while he carried on chatting to Scott about Ruth. "Bobby? Wake up! Bobby!" He ignored her! She became furious. "BOBBY!" He still ignored his girlfriend. She didn't hit him or shout louder she grabbed him and kissed him passionately, on the lips. At first he was taken aback, but then he began to enjoy it.
The others looked at each other then decided to give them some privacy as Angharad still hadn't let go of him yet.
After another 2 minutes the pair pulled away. Angharad looked at Bobby turning a shade of red, they both stood speechless for a few minutes until "wow..." muttered Angharad
"I know" Bobby laughed "I defiantly wouldn't have done that with Rogue."
"You're a good kisser," laughed Angharad, blushing,
"So are you, so what was I like compared to other boyfriends?" Bobby joked. Angharad looked away.
"I don't think you understand I've never had a boyfriend...until now" Angharad whispered. Bobby pulled her into another kiss.
Ruth and Kurt (Scott had left to find Jean...) where standing outside the door, waiting for Bobby and Angharad to say it was OK to come inside. They really didn't want to walk in on them having a 'tongue fight'. Ruth poked her head around the door preparing herself if they weren't finished. They were actually finished. Finally! Ruth thought as she told Kurt it was OK to go in.
"Good to see you've finally stopped." She joked.
"Ha ha. Very funny." Angharad said sarcastically. "You and Fuzz Ball there, take twice as long!"
"What?" Ruth replied.
"I've seen you two at it, just before you go to bed, when Kurt pops in and then I walk in on you." Angharad grinned.
"You just walk back out?" Bobby was proud to have Angharad as a girlfriend.
"Yeah, they are too busy to even notice me." Ruth and Kurt were just standing there, gobsmacked.
"Sad! People always hear me and stop when I come in!" Bobby moaned. They all had a good laugh, though Kurt and Ruth's seemed somewhat sarcastic.
"Right then, back to killing zombies, escaping the town and being followed by Nemesis." Angharad popped up.
The next day was mostly the same in probation, Ruth acted as a general in the army while Angharad continued scaring Bobby with her cooking. Afterward it had gotten quite hot, and the students had decided to just chill out in the pool.
"I miss it so much" Angharad sighed
"What?" Ruth asked
"My piano" Muttered Angharad keeping her voice low.
"I miss singing" Ruth sighed. They both looked at their boyfriends having a water fight and laughed.
"Will you quit it?" The girls chorused.
"Honestly, I vish you vouldn't do that!" Kurt sighed. The girls exchanged looks.
"Do what?" They asked, their voices keying some amusement.
"That thing vere you keep saying ze same thing at ze same time" Kurt muttered only making the girls laugh louder.
"Hold on, I'm gonna change before this pair soak us" Angharad laughed motioning at the boys attempting to drag the girls in.
"I think I'll go change too." Ruth said running along besides her friend.
When they had both changed they took a different route round the institute. They were just about to re-join the boys when Ruth's eyes light up.
"Angharad, Look!" Ruth squealed as she pointed to a piano.
"Oh my God!" Angharad muttered under her breath. "It can't be true!" The girls made their way over to the instrument. Angharad lifted up the piano cover. There stood the white keys gleaming. It looked like it had never been touched. Angharad layed her fingers on the keys and started playing a melody that Ruth soon recognised.
"On my own, pretending he's beside me" Ruth sang as Angharad's fingers worked at the keys.
Outside Bobby and Kurt stayed still. There was music...from the old piano that Ororo had got for the institute. Then someone's voice was heard over the music. The boys exchanged a glance as the person singing paused then sung again. They got out of the pool and walked over to where the piano was kept. There sat Angharad playing and Ruth singing. The piano hit a flat as Angharad looked at the boys in shock and Ruth wondering what she had played the wrong notes for looked up to see the boys. "Oh, hi boys." Ruth stuttered, blushing. "We were just ... playing this tape. I bet you thought we were doing the music! Ha, fooled you." That was so unconvincing. She sounded very nervous, like she had said the first thing that came to her mind. Which she did. She added a fake laugh on the end which made it sound even worse as she elbowed Angharad who fake-laughed with her.
"You two stink at lying like a rat that lived in the sewers." Bobby sneered. The girls blushed more than humanly possible.
"Admit it, you two vere playing zhat music." Kurt accused them. "Nozhing to be ashamed of, it vas beautiful." It made them blush even more, if it was possible.
"You really liked it?" Angharad asked, her face toning down a bit.
"It was lovely, give us a song now." Bobby requested.
"OK." The girls said in unison. Angharad stretched her fingers and prepared herself. Ruth gave her some music and got ready to sing. Angharad started playing. It was the kind of music you'd expect in a dream or fantasy. It kept floating up and back down, then Ruth began to sing.
"On my own, pretending he's beside me, All alone I walk with him till morning." In a sing song voice. You could see how focused the both of them were on their music. Kurt and Bobby were amazed.
Downstairs, Scott, Jean and Xavier were walking/rolling along a corridor. Their conversation had been led to the fight the other night.
"Those girls are full of surprises. You never-" Xavier was saying when he was distracted by sweet music drifting around the institute. They made their way upstairs to the practically abandoned music room. They stood in the door, another surprise that the girls were apparently full of. Soon, everyone within the institute was standing in the doorway. Rogue and Kitty had come, but when they realised it was Ruth and Angharad, they left.
Aqueous: We would continue the fight for Pyro but…pokes the Tiny One and Rogue with a stick hhmmm.
Tailfeather: SANDWICH! gives you your favourite flavour sandwich I had a sandwich in my head!