Aqueous: Wooo! Nice, long update!

Tailfeather: It's so beautiful!

Aqueous: It makes me feel happy…

Tailfeather: I want to touch it.

Aqueous: No! You can't!

Tailfeather: WHY!

Aqueous: Coz you, nor I, own Xmen or Marvel.

A week later, the students on probation stood outside the danger room door. Logan was coming towards them.
"This is your first danger room session, huh?" Logan asked the girls. Ruth moaned and shook her head while Angharad seemed to let out a squeak. Logan lifted an eyebrow. "Your task today is a simple, you'll race across avoiding the obstacles, and your uniforms are in the changing rooms, you have 5 minutes"
The students walked off into the changing rooms. Logan waited outside when he heard from the girls room "SPANDEX? They want us to wear SPANDEX?" (an. IS that how u spell it?)
Five minutes later all, except the newest recruits, came out. "Where are they?" Logan growled.
Ruth emerged seconds later looking not very happy at the spandex thing. "Come on, Aj. It's not that bad...It's like being in a swimming costume..." Ruth told her.
"I don't like swimming costumes.." Angharad sighed coming out, wrapping a jumper round her waist. "That's better"
Logan looked at the difference. One lot where ready to do the task, the others where making a fuss about spandex and how cold it is. He turned on the program. Ruth and Angharad looked in horror at the swinging machines and holes in the ground. Ruth instantly transformed (A.N transformers, more then meets the eye) into a bird whilst Kurt looked ready to teleport, Kitty to phase, Rogue to run, Bobby to attacking everything in his way and Angharad to get into crash recovery.

"Well?" Growled Logan. "Get goin', all o' ya'." Well, they did, obviously. They started running like a flock of sheep while Logan waited at the end to time them. With a bamf Kurt popped at the finish line with an evil eye from Logan.
"Elf, back to the start, you gotta learn to dodge things and stuff. Now get goin'" He growled. Another bamf and Kurt had to start from the beginning. It started off easy, Rogue, Kitty, Angharad and Bobby were running in and out of things, ducking and jumping over things when out of nowhere there appeared a wall. Easy for Kitty, and Ruth who was swooping overhead. Bobby, Angharad and Rogue were stuck together (How cliché). They attempted to climb over but it was that bit too high.
"You kids gotta learn to work as a team." Logan shouted from the finishing line. The three looked at each other, more like they both looked at Rogue, and Bobby ran back and started to make a slide of ice up and over the wall. Rogue and Angharad were glaring at each other and started having another cat fight. Each other's hair was the main target. Ruth and Kitty were neck and neck. Ruth was flying, not hard to get past things there, and Kitty was running straight through everything. Ruth was thinking about how much she'd like to kill Kitty when a thick bar came out of nowhere and she flew headlong into it. Kitty didn't stop to see what happened though she did turn around and start laughing her head off, when a spike came up from the floor and she went headlong into that. Bobby was catching up with them and icing his way to the finish line when his ice slide broke in contact with a spinning spike thing. (What an earth are they called?) Kurt was by the wall and decided to leave Angharad and Rogue to it; he simply flipped over the wall and saw Bobby ahead. Kurt dived in and out of the spikes. He ran forward and finished in second place. He looked behind to see a bird-Ruth and Kitty race each other to the finish line. Ruth dived in and out of things while Kitty phased through a swinging spike. Ruth reached the finish line nano-seconds before kitty. They both shot daggers at each other and it took both boys to hold them back.
Angharad had finally let go off rogue and in the same way created an ice slide. Rogue seeing what she had done run as fast as she could trying to beat Angharad. Rogue was disappointed to see she had failed her task and came last. Logan was not pleased.
"That was rubbish" he growled "You can go, We'll work on the team efforts next session"
"That was all your fault" Kitty snapped at Angharad and Ruth.
"No it wasn't" Ruth said in defence.
"was too"
"was not"
"was too"
"was not"
"ya-uh"
"nah-uh"
"ya-uh"
"nah-uh" Ruth argued. Rogue, Angharad, Bobby and Kurt watched the girls fight until...
"What were we talking about again?" Ruth asked.
"I don't know"
"Yeah you do!"
"No, I don't"
"Yeah ya do!"
"QUIT IT!" Bobby shouted pushing the girls apart. Kitty ran off to her room, Rogue following, leaving the group alone.
"So, How's your probation?" Angharad asked.
""Vell, Ruth acts all crazy like a general!" Kurt stuttered
"What's that privet?" Ruth laughed as the fuzzy mutant saluted. "And yours?"
"Well the fact that Angharad is like Jamie Oliver doesn't really help. She won't let us near the food!" Bobby moaned.
"One word Drake, Pepper!" Angharad laughed
"But...we run out!" Bobby panicked.
"The only reason I won't you near the food is because James was the same with me!" Angharad moaned. "Ahh, James...Remember Ashley?"
"Yes, quite a charmer..." Ruth giggled.
"Ohh, what about my old friend Nicholas? I had such a crush on him" Angharad sighed
"I went out with Jonathan, remember?" Ruth asked
"No, I weren't in your old school!" Angharad sighed. The looks on the boys faces was priceless.
"But of course, Jonathan was nothing compared to you, your nice, honest, good kisser..." Ruth reassured. Kurt hugged Ruth and kissed her lightly.
Angharad looked at shocked Bobby. "I've told you, No other boyfriends!" He smiled and pulled her into a hug. The group kept walking on their way to their rooms. There was one advantage being in the same room as your arch enemy. When you prepared a prank, it wouldn't look suspicious being in their room. Ruth was preparing Kitty's doom (prank in human words). She was using a whole bottle of mustard in Kitty's bed and there was a net with something inside with a string leading to Ruth's bed. MWAHAHAHA! She thought. I am so evil. Meanwhile, in Angharad and Rogue's room, Angharad was being just as diabolically evil as her best friend. She was doing the classic bucket of water over the door, except with mayonnaise. Tee hee. She thought. I am so evil. Now, how to get out without tipping the bucket... She found only one way. Out the window she tumbled and landed in a bush conveniently under her window.
"Ooowwww..." Bobby was also one of the many setting up a prank. This was for Kurt.
"That looks like it's finished." He said to himself. "He'll step on the pad, the net will hoist him up, he'll end up, up-side-down, his money will fall out of his pocket, I'll take that, he'll struggle and the dustpan will go in his face, he'll sneeze and I'll mock him. Perfect!"

Poor Kurt was walking along the corridor, he couldn't have been happier; he'd just made himself a cheese, tomato, lettuce, and onion sandwich and ate in all in one bite. Kurt walked into his room onto something which looked like a pressure pad. Kurt didn't have time to think; he was hoisted up side down, his money falling out (10 dollars altogether.) "Bobby, let me go!" Kurt wailed as he struggled against the trap, bad idea, Kurt was shocked as a dustpan went in his face which made him sneeze. Bobby pointed and laughed, he picked up the money on the floor and walked out. He went downstairs to see Angharad and Ruth edging away from their dinner. "We don't know where Kitty and Rogue are!" said Ruth backing away taking her food with her.
"Yeah you should ask...Bobby!" Angharad suggested as she ran out the room with Ruth. The Prof raised an eyebrow at confused Bobby.

Angharad walked up to her room and was happy to hear Rogue screaming. "Eww, Ah don't even like mayonnaise." Angharad came through the door to see rogue fighting with a hair brush trying to get out the knots. Angharad laughed and sat on her bed. Rogue looked up and stopped fighting. She glared at Angharad and stepped forward. Angharad looked startled at this and moved off the bed over to the wardrobe. Rogue came over and pinned Angharad to the wall, alarmed Angharad managed to grab Rogues arms. Rogue was able to get free of this grip and wrap her hands round the younger girl's neck. Angharad wailed and pleaded with Rogue tears running down her face. "Now, you're going to leave me alone, or..." Rogue took off her glove and made a touching motion. Angharad nodded.
Ruth was in her room, when a valley girl came in full of feathers who didn't look that happy. Not only was this ditzy valley-girl covered in mustard and feathers, but she was soaking wet too. She had tried to wash it out after attempting to go to bed early.
"What is this!" She screamed in Ruth's face. Ruth played the innocent card.
"Hhmmmmm... Looks like mustard, glue, water and feathers, if I'm not mistaken." She grinned.
"GLUE!" Kitty bellowed. Ruth thought it best just to run away, for now at least. As she was sprinting down the corridor, hiding in the boy's wing and after catching her breath, she stopped to think. She hadn't seen Kurt for a while, he left in the middle of dinner with a huge sandwich that he looked happy to have. She looked in Kurt's room. Nothing, though, when she was about to leave, she heard him from somewhere.
"Ruth! I'm so glad you're here." Kurt gleamed, though she didn't seem to know where his voice was coming from. "Ruth. Up here." She looked up and burst out laughing.
"How on earth did you get up there?" She managed to say through giggles.
"Very funny, could you get me down? Please?" Kurt pleaded. After ten minuets of Ruth trying to work out how to get him down and telling him about Kitty's accident, she undid the knot and Kurt fell to the floor in a heap tangled in the net.
"I bet kitty vasn't too pleased.." Kurt laughed. He pulled Ruth into a hug and kissed her.
"No, she wasn't" Ruth giggled. "Where's Angharad? I want to see want Rogue thought of her surprise"
"Vhat surprise?" Kurt asked.
"A bucket of mayo is all that you need to know" Ruth laughed.
"I'm going to kill Bobby vhen I find him...And get back my 10 dollars!" Kurt sighed.
Bobby opened the door on Angharad's and Rogue's room. A surprise met his eyes. Rogue had Angharad pinned against a wardrobe whilst Angharad was crying and trying to get free. Rogue get go of Angharad and walked out of her room leaving Angharad slump to the floor.
"Are you ok?" Bobby asked
"Yeah, don't worry I've had death threats from people who can kill me by touching me before." Angharad sobbed. Bobby pulled her into a hug.
"Come on, lets go outside" Bobby asked
"Nah, I don't do well in sun, too hot for my liking" she answered.
"Ok, what about a film? You can pick" Bobby asked
"Yeah! Come on lets go ask Ruth and Kurt to join us!" Angharad said dragging her boyfriend off. They walked down to Kurt's room to find them both in kissing mode. Angharad coughed loudly which made the pair go very red. "We're gonna watch a film, you coming"
"Yeah, sure" the couple answered. Kurt shot daggers at Bobby. Bobby just looked away.
"Ok, let's go." Bobby led the group into the living room. Angharad dived for the videos.
"Hmmm, there's Bambi...or E.T or A.I ...but there's always..." Angharad muttered.
"Hurry up" Kurt moaned
"Ok, I found it!" Angharad put a dusty video into the player then where moans off the boys
"Titanic?" They moaned.
"Good one AJ, You'll get us reaching for the hankies all night" Ruth muttered. Two hours later, Angharad was crying and clutching onto Bobby afraid to let go and Ruth was doing the same thing with Kurt.
"The band...they were still playing!" Ruth cried. The boys, trying not to cry themselves were promising the girls they wouldn't go on boats or freeze to death in the water. By the time it was finished, Ruth and Angharad were practically squeezing Bobby and Kurt to death, bawling their eyes out. The boys were patting them on the back trying to comfort them and they were soaking wet, sticky and cried-on. Ruth even had hiccups from all the Coke and crying. At first they were quiet and every thirty seconds or so, it was when Angharad was able to hear them with barely three seconds in between, that she started getting worried.
"Ruth, have you got hiccups?" Angharad asked.
"hiccup Maybe. Why? hiccup" She answered through a mound of hiccups.
"Watch, Bobby." Angharad whispered in his ear.
"Why?" He whispered back.
"Just watch, you'll see." She started to giggle. Kurt was starting to feel a bit nervous, he felt like a maraca, Ruth's vicious hiccupping while clinging on to him was getting him all shook up. Her hiccups started to become more frequent, at least one hiccup every second. Her mutant powers couldn't cope. With a hiccup and a pop she was a Starling. Another hiccup and a pop she was a penguin. Angharad was laughing her head off and Bobby slowly joined in.
"Is this healthy?" Kurt asked, concerned about his girlfriend.
Hiccup pop Robin. Hiccup pop Raven.
'Don't worry about her, Kurt. In fact, this is how she first found her powers. The sad thing was, we were in McDonald's." Angharad informed him. Hiccup pop Stork. "When we went outside, I got mine making my Coke into ice." Hiccup pop Pelican. Kurt watched as his girlfriend was transforming in his lap. Hiccup pop Swan.
"Isn't zhere anyzhing ve can do to stop it? Like holding her breath or somezhing?" Kurt asked.
"Nope. We tried all of those, they don't work. We just have to wait until it finishes. Kitty will not get to sleep tonight." They all burst out laughing, especially Kurt. Then it started to catch on. With a hiccup bamf Kurt was the other side of the room.
"Oh dear, it's spreading like wildfire." Bobby said continuing his laughing with Angharad. "Wait. Who's next though?"
"Not me, I don't catch hiccups. Ha ha ha!" Angharad laughed harder.
"Zhis is not funny!" Hiccup bamf Hiccup pop Flamingo. "I can't" Hiccup bamf." control it!" Kurt exclaimed through his strong hiccups. Scott and Jean came in, quite amazed at the sight at hand. They paused before laughing.

Aqueous: Due to the out brake of unhealthy meals in urbanised cities and stuff, we have a healthy alternative to give you for reviewing… What? That's stupid! I'm not gonna read that! I want my manager!

Tailfeather: SALAD! I got salad, you got salad, we all got salad! No? PIZZA! YEY PIZZA!

Aqueous: In the USA alone, people consume over 8 acres of pizza everyday. Why am I giving out stupid warnings?

Tailfeather: Yeah, you're not getting paid. How sad.