DAY 3 (NM), 12:00 PM- ZOMBIES ATTACK
Olimar and Louie landed on the soft grass this time. They were on the small hill surrounded by steel.
Olimar: Well, at least the grass is softer...
Louie: OW!
Louie stood up and saw that he was sitting on a bug. He picked it up and brought it close to his face.
Louie: Bad bug! Next time, little one, I won't spare your life, OK? OK? Ooh, you're soo cute! Who's a good bug? Who's a good bug? YOU'RE A GOOD BUG! Good bug! Bye!
He gently threw the bug away. 'What a retarded bastard...', the bug thought, and it landed on the cold steel, broke its leg, and got eaten by a ferocious Killer Butterfly (don't ask). Olimar just ignored Louie's stupidity.
Olimar: OK, we now have a total of... Well, 7 purples died, 15 reds died... a total of 78 Pikmin, including 10 whites, 13 purples, 20 blacks, and 35 reds, are currently on the field.
Louie: Show-off...
Olimar: You stay here, I'm going to go grab-
Louie: A burger? Oh thanks, I want a Large Double Whopper with large fries, a large 100 fat Coke, tots, and oh, get some ketchup, mayo and mustard, a Deluxe Salad that has 100 Daily Value of saturated fat and cholesterol, ranch with it, some of those chicken things, large sized, a strawberry sundae, towels, napkins, straws, sun bed, razor, fork, knife, Nintendo DS, all to go. How much will it be? Do I pay at the first or second window? 'Cuz last time I got confused and I did not pay at all, and later the police caught me and sent me to jail, then I broke out and was wanted for the next five years, then I changed my name to Louie, stole a dude's passport and changed it, and then got a job, got fired, ate food, and got a job from a stupid fatty selling stuff throughout the galaxy. Hey, have you read that book, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the-
Olimar: LOUIE, SHUT UP! I WAS JUST GOING TO GRAB TWENTY-TWO RED PIKMIN!
Louie: Oh.
Olimar soon came back with 22 reds and after getting Louie's attention, got off the hill and on the hard steel.
Olimar: There were fire geysers back there, I wonder where they came from.
They walked forward until they tripped and fell down.
Olimar: Watch your step.
Louie: That was all you!
The two argued for five minutes (Olimar won) and then they resumed walking forward. They walked and walked, until suddenly the ground beneath them gave away. Olimar and Louie fell into the hole. The Pikmin stayed on the ground and didn't fall.
Olimar: Wow. A hole.
Louie: Stupid ground, stupid ground!
Louie started to punch and beat up the ground. Suddenly, some moans were heard.
Olimar: What was that?
Louie: I'm gonna get out!
The two leaders struggled and finally got out of the hole. Then they called the Pikmin to their side and watched down the hole.
"Hey, stupid Blue Leader, move! I can't see!"
"Same here! I mean, come on!"
"i nu dat blu ledrs hed was big, but i men, cmon"
"He said, 'I knew that Blued Leader's head was big, but I mean, come on.'. Yeah, right. It may be big but there is nothing in it."
"Move!"
"Yeah, move!"
"Hey guys, just come over here!"
"Over where?"
"SHUT UP!"
"SHUT UP YOURSELF, JUSTIN!"
"Quiet, there is something moving down there."
Olimar and Louie looked down the hole and saw the ground under the hole move in different places. Then, a small mushroom emerged from the ground. After that, more sprouted. The mushroom was on top of a creature that LOOKED like Pikmin, but was more similar to a zombie. The mushroom on its head was purple, and the rest of its body was a mixture of brown and gray. There were several cuts on its skin, enabling anybody to see some flesh and even some bones inside the 'Pikmin'. Four more of these sprouted.
"Oh..."
"Ooh..."
"Oooh..."
"Ooooh..."
"Oooooh..."
Louie: WHAT IS THAT?
Olimar: Looks like a Pikmin to me... Only zombie-like.
Louie: We shall call them the zombie Pikmin! Wait... where did they come from?
Olimar: It seems like when you started beating up the ground, you somehow revived the Pikmin. They look like Pikmin that were infected by the Puffstool's deadly spores. They were probably killed and buried. Wait, now we have 105 Pikmin on the field! Maybe zombie Pikmin break the rules... I wonder how we get more zombies...
Louie: Look, an insect made to look like a leaf.
Olimar turned to look at the direction Louie was pointing his fat finger at and saw a Skitter Leaf sitting there, resting. Olimar got the attention of the zombies and they crawled out of the hole (I make it sound so bad) and slowly moved next to Olimar. He moved near the Skitter Leaf and threw a zombie Pikmin at it. While it was in the air, it said "Aohhh...", and landed almost perfectly on the leaf, killing it. The zombie Pikmin started carrying the leaf back somewhere.
Olimar: Get the Pikmin next to you, we're going to follow this zombie and see where it is going.
Olimar and Louie followed the zombie. Olimar noticed a fire geyser in front of it and was about to call the Pikmin back, but it was too late. Olimar closed his eyes and tried not to listen to... nothing.
Louie: It's OK, Captain, you can open your eyes now. The zombie Pikmin was burned and still is, but it lives.
Olimar looked at the zombie Pikmin and was relieved to see it alive and still moving, but he was real uhmm... what's the word here... Pissed off? Yeah, well, he was real (insert word here) to see it on fire, with flames on its mushroom. Soon the flames disappeared and the mushroom's color changed from purple to red. Next, it walked into the electricity the Anode Beetles produced and now sparks were flying from it. His skin color went from gray-brown to black. Finally, he reached the ship's area and set the leaf on... the red light produced by the red onion. A new No Name was produced.
Olimar: Zombie Pikmin don't reproduce like black or red Pikmin... But on the bright side, I guess they can survive fire and electricity! That's good except for the fact that now the skin is burned. Its much darker.
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Louie: Where now?
Olimar: I think we should-
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Louie: Watch your mouth.
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Olimar: Is it getting darker?
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Louie: Yes.
Olimar: OK, it's time to go back. The zombies will sleep in the ship, on the third floor.
Louie: Let's go!
INSIDE THE ZOMBIE'S THIRD FLOOR OF THE SHIP!
"Aaah..."
"Ooh..."
Two zombies were sleeping, while the other three were eating some strawberry pie they made.
"Ohhh..."
"Arghh..."
"Yo..."
"Ghooo..."
"Gha..."
OK, this is boring... Let's see what the reds are doing.
INSIDE THE RED ONION!
"Yeah, go!"
"Beat him!"
"Noo!"
"Yes!"
The reds were watching a match of the weird sport played by the Bulbmin on TV. A couple were tired and went to sleep earlier, after eating some crackers. The rest was on two sofas and a couple of chairs, enjoying the game and drinking some Sprite.
"Get him down!"
"Foul!"
"That was foul!"
"Friggin' crazy referee!"
Devon and Joanna were in the kitchen, and watching TV while making some food.
"Hey, Devon and Joanna, is the popcorn ready?"
"Coming now!"
The two walked in the main room and set two large bowls full of popcorn in a table. A couple of Pikmin reached and grabbed some.
"Hey, Luis, who's the referee?"
"The ref is Dude IXX."
"That guy? He's the worst referee of all time! How could they let him referee on the quarter finals of the Golden League of the Eastern Hemisphere? All the best teams are there! Yellow Rockets, Old Pik Yankees, and Scared Warriors are just a few!"
"I know! The referee is a blind Water Dumple! He sucks!"
On the other sofa, labeled 'Betting Sofa', Luigi was betting with Lauren S..
"Hey, Luigi, I'll bet you anything!"
"Really? I think that-a Hobo Piks will win! I'll bet you my collection of-a my underpants!"
"No way. I want something more valuable. Like that 'Livestrong' silicone wristband you are wearing."
"Ooh, you went too far. OK, but only if YOU bet-a something cool, too-a."
"OK, how about... my game for PikCube, 'Luigi's Mansion'?"
"Yes! Win, Hobo Piks win..."
"Go Rolling Boulders!"
TV- And we are back from our short commercials! Kick-off from Bublbyn. Nice kick, the ball went right to the opponents... Here is Frickinorb. Back to Bulbido. Bulbido dribbles down the ball to ring 4, he is going... KICKS... Oooh, blocked by the Hobo's defender, Nimblub! STOLEN AGAIN! This time Frickinorb has the ball, kicks... Hell no. Air-ball. Nimblub gets the rebound, hits it to... Ooh, the ball hit the referee! Whistle!
"Yeah! They finally hit that stupid referee!"
"Go Hobos!"
"Boulders!"
TV- Dude IXX calls Nimblub to his side. A bit of chatting... OOH, Nimblub hits Dude IXX with his bat! Dude raises his hand... Only to get it hit by Nimblub again! Hits him again! He is real pissed off with the referee! He now seems to be swearing while still hitting the referee! Look at the blood! Now every player runs to the center and separate Nimblub form Dude! Nimblub is still swearing at the referee, who seems to be badly injured! Ladies and gentlemen, here is something we don't see every day! Hear the crowd. Listen to it, its screaming! Nimblub breaks free from his teammates' headlock and runs back to Dude IXX! OOH, a Boulder's player punches Nimblub on the face! Who is that... It's one of the worst player in the team, Bulmim! Nimblub is knocked out, he passed out! OK! COMMERCIALS!
Silence.
"What was that?"
"Stupid Nimblub!"
"I know!"
"Shut up, commercials are over."
TV- Welcome back. Well, during the commercials, we have discovered that the leaders of the Golden League have decided to eliminate both teams! Now, two other randomly chosen teams will play in the quarter finals. And those teams are... Pik Heats and Drunk VCRs! Two really good teams, both have won the World Series once. The Heats are rated 6th in the polls and the VCRs are rated 4th. Well, we'll see one heck of a match. Actually, Pik Sports TV will NOT show the game, as it is going to be played at 1:00 AM tomorrow, and we all know what we show at that time... Cheer-leading lessons! With coach-
Someone turned the TV off.
"Well, that was a sucky game."
Suddenly, all the Pikmin in the room started chatting with one other simultaneously and the whole room was noisy.
"Hey, everybody! Hey! HEEY!"
Everyone was quiet.
"At least now two very good teams will play."
"Yeah, but we won't be able to see it because of those stupid cheer-leading lessons."
"Hey, what are you calling stupid, dumbass?"
"You!"
"Your mom!"
"Your face!"
"HEY! SHUT UP!"
"Does that mean we made that popcorn for nothing?"
"I'm going to sleep!"
Every Pikmin quietly went back to their rooms and slept. Yeah.
END OF DAY 4 (NM)- ZOMBIES ATTACK
Sorry for the VERY short chapter. I am very tired these days... And I have also been working on a new FanFic. Coming soon at theaters, on (insert date here)! Sorry for not being able to include you guys on the FanFic yet, it will come. I am too tired too keep writing... Some last few words... KirbyXtreme is here to remind you to REVIEW THIS FANFIC!