Aqueous: At any point, during the last… while, did you think we were dead?
Tailfeather: ACK! has Resident Evil flashbacks How peculiar.
Aqueous: What? Did you see the numbers to the safe? The code for that stupid electronic lock?
Tailfeather: No, I didn't see the way to get ownership of Xmen and all Marvel Enterprises.
Aqueous: Damn, another dream down the toilet.
"What's happening?" Scott asked.
"Hiccups...Ruth's got them, now Kurt has them...If you follow my drift" Angharad said laughing. She pointed to the pair. Hiccup pop Lark. Angharad started laughing very hard and singing in French.
"Angharad, What are you singing and could you translate it?" Bobby asked.
"Lark, My lovely Lark, I will pluck you, I will pluck you now!" Angharad sung. Kurt and Ruth exchanged glances, then Hiccup pop starling bamf.Suddenly Hiccup pichung (A.N weird sound that jean makes when lifting stuff) a glass paperweight was lifted in the air for a second then Hiccup crash pop bamf.
"Jean! That was Ororo's! And you have Hiccups!" Scott gasped. They all Hiccupped the same time, Jean levitating a vase, Ruth turning into a bird and Kurt teleporting across the room. Then crash bamf Pop another hiccup.
"This I have to see!" squealed Angharad as she run upstairs. Two hours later Angharad was in the kitchen with a cam corder filming everyone.
"Hi, Aj here. Just making a tape for you lot back home! This is Ruth, having hiccups!" Angharad pointed the camera at the angry bird. With a Hiccup Pop Ruth changed into a different bird. Ruth scratched at the camera. "Hey, this is your camera! Anyway this is Kurt Wagner...Ruth's Boyfriend..." Angharad moved the camera to see Kurt.
"This hiccup bamf is hiccup bamf not hiccup bamf funny hiccup bamf I hiccup bamf can't hiccup bamf control hiccup bamf it hiccup bamf" Kurt shouted.
"Moving on...Lets look at the fuss outside...this is Jubes" said Angharad pointing the camera at Jubilee. She looked at the camera, smiled and hiccupped, sending fireworks into the sky. "Hey, quit that, you know I don't like fireworks!" shouted an angry Angharad.
"Ok, that's all who's outside though, this is Ororo, she controls the weather! How cool is that?" Angharad showed the camera to Storm who hiccupped. Moments later, lightning struck the ground infront of Angharad who jumped back just in time.
"Humph. Back inside, this is Rahne, she can transform into a wolf...Awe" Angharad watched as Rahne hiccupped and transformed. "who's a good wolfie...ouch, don't bite me! This is Mr Logan, who is refusing to show signs of hiccupping, hehe" Logan looked at the camera, unamused.
"Grr, I do not hiccup snikt have hiccups" Logan growled.
"Yeah you do, and I have it all on tape!" Angharad laughed walking away from a Logan threatening to kill her. With a sudden hiccup Angharad turned around to see most of the room in ice and a guilty Bobby. "This is Bobby, he's my boyfriend," (not Rogues, but mine, heehee)
"Hey! I'm finally hiccup, more iceon the tape!" Bobby grinned and waved at the video camera, with more hiccups. She went into the kitchen, which was full of Jamie's.
"Hey, Jamie!" She exclaimed. They all looked up and waved.
"Hey, Angharad!" They all chorused. She backed out of the room as they all hiccupped and doubled.
"I think that's everyone who has hiccups, you're not gonna see me on this tape, as I don't get hiccups." She said to the camera as she walked around the mansion. She almost walked right into the professor when she was pointing the camera in another direction.
"Oh, hey Professor." She said turning off the video camera.
"Hello Angharad. Have you noticed anything strange with everyone else here? While on Cerebro, I noticed that they were all using their powers for some reason. Are they betting who can take out a wall the fastest again?" He replied.
"No," She had to laugh at the look on his face when he'd see them with hiccups. "you'll be pleasantly surprised." They went back downstairs together, Angharad with the video camera at the ready to film the look on his face. Xavier went through the door. "I don't see anything wr-" The prof started but then was cut off by a mass of Hiccups and everyone smiling at him. Angharad grinned. "Prof, I'd better explain. Ruth got hiccups then Kurt caught them then Jean got them and so on and so forth. I know how to cure them though! I'm gonna need a lot of sugar!" The prof wheeled out and came back with a bag of sugar and a table spoon.
"Here you are Angharad, I think this all you need" the prof said handing the items over.
"Thank you prof" Angharad said. She walked off to find Ruth in the form of a raven. "Hello Raven Ruth! Will you say nevermore (for whose who didn't get that, look for a poem called the raven by e.a.poe) for me?" Ruth opened her beak and Angharad shoved in the sugar. Angharad walked off with the sugar, Ruth following as she liked the sugar and wanted more (YEY SUGAR!). Hiccup bamf .
I think I found my next test subject, don't you?" She talked to her bird-form friend. Ruth looked at Angharad and quothed. Angharad turned back to the bird her finger to her lips.
"We must be very quiet and approach the blue fuzzy elf with care" she whispered still with the video camera rolling. "This is the rare Blue Fuzzy Elf, found mainly in Germany." She continued in an Australian accent. "I have never seen one so close. Crikey! It's spotted us!" Kurt was about to complain when he hiccupped and bamfed elsewhere. "WOW! Look at the little ripper go! We'll have to track 'im down." 'Raven' Ruth flew ahead. While searching for the 'rare Blue Fuzzy Elf', Angharad found various other mutants with hiccups. Spoon, sugar and Camera in hands, she went to cure them of hiccups. All fine and dandy, except for Logan. Sugar and wolverines don't mix, there'd be wolverine fur in it...
"Open wide, Logan!" Angharad chimed as the sugar covered spoon got closer to Logan's mouth. He shook his head 'no'. Hiccup SNIKT Again, Angharad moved just in time as to prevent being speared by adamantium claws.
"Fine, if you're gonna be like that, keep your hiccups. I don't care." He did not want sugar. There was no way to pry his mouth open. Ten minutes later...
"Come on, Metal Bones!" She yelled at him. Metal Bones?
"Metal Bones! I'll give you meta-" She took to opportunity to stuff the spoon into his mouth. Everyone slowly stopped hiccupping, except for Kurt of course. They couldn't catch him. Hiccup bamf in different places all the time. They all joined in trying to catch him.
"Come on Mate. Control it!" Angharad shouted
"How many times do Hiccup bamf I have to Hiccup bamf tell you Hiccup bamf I can't Hiccup bamf" Kurt yelled from different corners of the room.
"Ok, Then on the count of three everyone jump on a space, one of us must land on him!" Bobby shouted to Angharad
"Ok, You heard the lad. One...two...THREE!" Angharad yelled. Birds and mutants all dived on part of the floor, all missing Kurt. They tried again, this time Kurt was pinned down by Logan. "Uh, Mr Logan, Vill Hiccup bamf you get off me Hiccup bamf" Kurt asked teleporting, taking Logan with him.
"Logan, here's the sugar, GO GO GO!" Angharad shouted in union with a transformed (LMAO) Ruth. Logan grabbed the sugar and tipped the bowl of it down his throat. "There you are elf" Logan growled. Kurt got up and walked over to Ruth hugging her.
"Right, Now that that's over with. It's my turn to choose the movie!" Bobby said walking over to his friends.
Two hours later Angharad was shaking and rocking back and forth, Ruth wanted to watch the movie again, Bobby and Kurt eating popcorn (They where watching the Blair Witch files, which frightens me to death) The couples finally went to bed. Kurt walked Ruth to her room, which she was very happy about. They kissed and departed, a very angry Kitty watching the whole thing.
Aqueous: So? Love it?
Tailfeather: Hate it?
Aqueous: Think we should be hunted down by trained assassin squirrels?
Tailfeather: Erm. Yeah. Review happy people and get.. peanuts! If you do not like peanuts or have allergic reactions to said peas, then have oranges!