DAY 5 (NM)- ERGO!
Tnks 4 reviewing, every1! This chapter is not a real chapter but is still a chapter. You don't have to read it to understand the story. Oh, and this chapter is dedicated to those who LOVE sports out there!
INSIDE THE RED ONION!
"YO BRO!"
Bob was woken up by his brother, Joe.
"What is it, Joe... I was still sleeping..."
"Yo 'sup! Gimme a top! Gimme five!"
Joe stood there, hand open, frozen in the air as if waiting for Bob to high-five with him. Bob just ignored him.
"Yo bro, fine. But the guys downstairs told me to wake everyone up! There is a friggin' game going on on TV! It's the stupid semifinals. Come down and take a look for yourself, bro. C'mon!"
Bob instantly opened his eyes. The semifinals! That means that his two favorite teams would play today! He stood up and brushed his teeth, washed his face, and grabbed Joe. He rushed downstairs as fast as possible.
"Yo bro! Yo! YO!"
Bob stopped and looked at Joe.
"What is it, Joe?"
"Yo, I have to wake the other dudes and dudas up. See ya downstairs. Save some of the breakfast crap for me."
"Yeah yeah, bye."
Bob let go of Joe's hand and rushed downstairs once again, turning left and dashing through a hallway. He finally reached the living room and found many others on the two enormous sofas, watching TV and slurping some THE COKE. They did not drink THAT much, though, as they knew that it would make them drunk and not focus on the game. Dominic didn't care.
"Hey guys! Anything happened yet?"
"No, Bob, nothing happened. Actually, the game just started five seconds ago."
"Thanks, Henry. ... What are you doing?"
"Playing some DS. Duh."
Bob sat down and stared at the TV. The semifinals! Pik Heats versus Min Giants!
TV- B.B.M. lost the ball from the Heats' defender, Minbulb! Minbulb passes it to Bilumin. Jukes out a Giants' mid, and another one! He is on fire today, ladies and gentlemen! Drives the ball through all players... He is unstoppable! He kicks it with the outside of his foot... BLOCKED BY YAO BULB-MIN! This is one heck of a game, we already see this much action the first minute if the game!
"Go Giants!"
"Heats rock!"
Luigi was betting, as always, once again with Lauren S..
"Lauren-a, I want-a that Luigi's Mansion game for-a PikCube!"
"What?"
"I said, Lauren-a, I want-a that Luigi's Mansion game for-a PikCube!"
"OK... And I still want that wristband!"
"Deal-a! GO HEATS!"
"GIANTS, CRUSH THEM!"
TV- The Giants got the ball. Yao Bulb-min hits it to Blindmin. Blindmin... look at those moves! Dribbling the ball past everyone, jumps, spikes it back to Yao, he is running... Oh! Stolen by the Heats' awesome defender, Minbulb! And- ooh, look at those pretty cheerleaders... Hmm... Aah... I'll give you an H...
TV (2)- Sir, sir?
TV- Yeah? Oh, yeah. Sorry people. Minbulb runs... runs... He's doing it all by himself! He's running! Juked Bluminb, Blooming, T-MAC Pik... Still dribbles it! It looks like Bilumin is not the only player on fire, guys! Ooh, the Heats' coach calls time-out!
"Boo!"
"Loser!"
"What's the whole point on calling time-out when your player is five feet from the ring and about to lay it in?"
"Yeah!"
TV- It seems like the Heats' coach is calling everyone next to him. Time-out time is over! The players go back to their original positions. And- go! Minbulb still has it, prepares to kick... OOH, look at that! Passes it back to Pike Buldan who passes it to Bilumin, meanwhile Minbulb runs up to him, gets the ball, fakes a kick, and now kicks... IT'S IN!
"OH MY GOD! GO MINBULB! HEATS! HEATS!"
"HEATS! HEATS!"
TV- This is sure to be one of the best games ever in the history of Bul-balling! A four-pointer by Minbulb! The score now is H4-G0. This is probably why the Heats' coach called a time-out. We haven't seen this kind of tactic actually work for... How many?
TV (2)- I'm pretty sure it's 66 days, sir, when on 35207 A.D. (PIKMIN DAYS, OK?) Bulsinsky made the shot. We all remember that game, and how he committed suicide afterwards.
TV- Enough details. The Pik Heats are leading by four points now, and a short time-out. Let's look at the stats of Minbulb, shall we?
Minbulb, defender, 33 days old, Pik Heats
7 inch 6
Total shots taken- 126
Total made- 102
Total blocks- 158
Total steals- 75
Total expulsions- 1
TV- Those are excellent stats, as these are the average.
Total shots made- 103.25
Total blocks- 64
Total steals- 15.715
Total expulsions- 4.5
"Dang, Minbulb is good!"
"Yeah, I know! I heard he was rated one of the top 25 players in tho whole world! He should be the #1 IMO..."
TV- And just for fun, obviously not because a red Pikmin in her onion stated that in her opinion Minbulb should be the #1 player in the whole world, let's look at the currently rated #1 player, Ronalbulb!
Ronalbulb, attacker, 25 days old, Min Bones
6 inch 8
Total shots taken- 18260
Total made- 17169
Total blocks- 135
Total steals- 264
Total expulsions- 14
TV- We can clearly see how much better Ronalbulb is compared to Minbulb, no offense. Judging by the number of times he was expelled from game, I'd say that he does not like referees. Hehe... Get it?... Does not like referees... I'm a funny guy...
TV (2)- U suck, dude.
TV- Time-out time is over! We see all 30 players, 15 from each team come back into the court and take their positions! In case you weren't watching this game earlier, here are the positions of all players:
PIK HEATS
Defense- name: Minbulb (jersey #: 2); Bilumin (5); Billmin (3); Minbull (6); Michael Jorbum (YO)
Midfield- Pike Buldan (8); Bumin (99); Billovic (7+1); Bullbmin (12); Nillminb (77); Bilmuns (101); Bulbmin LXVIX (19)
Offense- Billboardmin (9); Bullsmith (10); Blowmin (7)
MIN GIANTS
Defense- Bluminb (1); Blooming (16); Coolbmin (001); Bilbmun (2); Lumbnilb (3)
Mid- B.B.M. (0); Blindmin (12); Bulbshow-offmin (7); Bulbsmith (4); Bimblun (87); Minminlub (112)
Offense- Yao Bulb-MIN (9); T-MAC Pik (10); Weirdbmin (919); Bulbyoming (12)
TV- Here we are again! Screw that, time for commercials! Go cheerleaders...
"Hey, Devon and Joanna, is there some stuff to eat? Breakfast, maybe? Some popcorn would be nice, too."
Devon and Joanna were in the kitchen, which was right next to the living room. They could watch TV from there, too. They were working on some popcorn and also making breakfast.
"Yeah, sure. Wait... how many No Names are there?"
"34!"
"All right. Joanna, we have to make more food. I wonder when the leaders are going to call us out of the onion... They are late."
Joanna was doing many things at once. With one hand she was breaking some eggs. With the other she was opening a bag full of corn. With a foot she was cleaning up the mess after she made an egg fall, and with the second leg she was pushing some bread into the oven. Her eyes were wide open as if she was stressed out. She was.
"Devon, could you help a bit?"
"Wait, Joanna. I am making this pie. What should I write on it? 'Go Giants' or 'Go Heats'? Let's let the guys decide. Hey, everybody!"
"YEAH?"
"What should I write on the cake I am making?"
That's when everybody spoke out at once.
"Make it say 'Giants rock'!"
"No, 'Heats burn'!"
"'Heats suck'!"
"'Giants are midgets'!"
Devon was confused.
"I think I'll make two pies."
Back to the living room.
"OOH! GUYS!"
"And girls..."
"There's that hell-a cool commercial on! Shut up, everybody! SHUT UP!"
TV- Are you tired? Do you feel like you are under stress? THEN SHUT THE $!#(& TV OFF, YOU &! IT'S $!&( BAD FOR YOU! Buy 'TV-safe™'. It's a safe, complicate way to watch TV without stressing you out. It's a plastic sheet specifically designed to-
TV- We are back for more-
"u kild it"
"He said, 'You killed it.'."
"No shit Sherlock."
meanwhile, somewhere no so far away...
"Emperor, SIR!"
"Yes, #25."
"We have received news that the red, black, white, and purple Pikmin have been spotted on Forest Navel and Wet Desert, SIR!"
"Change our course to the Wet Desert. That is one dangerous area. Get back on you Blowhog."
"Yes SIR!"
And so, all the (-----------) changed direction and flew away, towards the Wet Desert.
back in the red onion
TV- Bullsmith gets the rebound. Dribbles a bit and kicks. Is it good, is it... Hell no. That'll be the day. The ball almost hit me. Lumbnilb grabs it, and swings his bat. What a beautiful pass to T-MAC! T-MAC wide open, kicks it... Minbulb blocks it! Where did he come from? We may never know, but we do know that that was pretty! The 7 inch 6 defender of the Heats blocked that! Minbulb is ON FIRE!
"Dude, like, shut up. OK? You like, said that 100 times already. LIKE TOTALLY!"
"Joe, shut up, you wanna-be wanna-be."
"?"
"You are a wanna-be of a wanna-be. You know, the people who think they are cool by saying words like 'totally', 'like', and other stuff that you just put in between of other words without needing those."
"..."
TV- Minbulb passes it back to Minbull. Minbull back to Minbulb. He starts running. He dribbles the ball through people, and... Stolen by Blindmin! Blindmin passes it way to the other side of the field, where the Giant's attackers are waiting. T-MAC gets the ball. It's 4 attackers against 4 defenders, as Minbulb is on the other side of the field. T-MAC to Yao. Yao runs, dribbles the ball through Bilumin, Jorbum, and passes it to Bulbyoming. Yo runs... AND KICKS... It's in! A two-pointer! The score is now H4-G2! What a fantastic game! Half-time is over. Commercials!
"YEAH! GIANTS ROCK!"
"Hey, the Heats are still winning."
"EVERYBODY COME IN THE DINING ROOM FOR BREAKFAST!"
Every single red Pikmin stood up and walked over to the table on the dining room. On the table were pellet-juices, chocolate-filled croissants, peanut butter and skitter jelly sandwiches, red berry-flavored skitter leaf, and much more. Everyone sat down and grabbed a bit of food. Then, James hit his spoon against his glass cup. Everybody stopped what they were doing and looked at James. He stood up.
"OK everybody, I'd like to dedicate this breakfast to the Pik Heats, who-"
"HEY! HEATS SUCK!"
"Yeah, and not only that, you can't dedicate a breakfast I AND DEVON made, after spending hours in the kitchen without anyone helping us but Christine. Uhuh."
"Joanna is right! And-"
"Shut up! James is right!"
"Yeah, Heats will win this game!"
"Heats suck! Giants will dominate the field!"
"Shut up!"
"FOOD FIGHT!"
Everyone grabbed their breakfast and started throwing it at each other. Plates flew across the room, hitting reds on their faces and large noses. Blood was everywhere. Some Pikmin grabbed a croissant, filled it with juice, and threw it across the room. The croissant weighted much more and caused more damage. Dominic was just dancing around, drunk.
"DIE!"
"DIE!"
Two reds simultaneously hit each other with a plate and both were knocked out. The food fight was one of the worst things that could ever happen in Pikmin history.
"HEY! THE GAME'S BACK ON!"
Everyone was back up and the knocked out people suddenly stood up and they all went back in the living room, where the enormous TV was resting. Devon and Joanna remained in the dining room.
"... So much for hours in the kitchen..."
"I'm not cleaning this up."
TV- And we are back for more Bul-balling! There seems to be no substitutions in either team. The Heats still use their 5-7-3 while the Giants have their 5-6-4. Pikmund, the referee, is now ready. He checks that all players are on the field. A short break... The whistle! Pikmund quickly gets out of the way as both teams rush in the center for the ball. Who is gonna get there first... It's Minminlub, who passes it back to Blooming. Blooming to Bluminb. Bluminb grabs the ball and waits until all of his team members take their positions. Bluminb to Coolbmin. Walks up a little, checks for a teammate, and swings the bat. The ball went right to Bimblun. Bimblun to Minminlub. Weirdbmin. Guarded by Jorbum. Back to B.B.M.. B.B.M. runs, dribbling the ball through Billmin, Jorbum, and even Bilumin! Jumps, fakes a kick, and passes it back to T-MAC, who, without even bouncing the ball, kicks it... AND IT'S IN! Yet another two-pointer by T-MAC Pik!
TV (2)- Yes, that was a beautiful tactic used by the Min Giants. Dribble, fake-shot, back to an attacker and 'No drop kick'. Beautiful. Even though I would have used the tactic 3-AB-164, in which the defenders kill-
TV- Yes, OK, we get it. Let's look at how good T-MAC Pik is!
T-MAC Pik, attacker, 12 days old, Min Giants
7 inch 2
Total shots taken- 29182
Total made- 20301
Total blocks- 291
Total steals- 21
Total expulsions- 112
"Hey, that's a lot of expulsions! GIANTS SUCK!"
"Dude, we are as good as the Heats. No wait, that would mean we stink. We are MUCH better than the stupid Heats. HEATS BOO! HEATS BOOOOOOO! GIANTS ROCK! GIANTS ROCK!"
"GIANTS ROCK! GIANTS ROCK!"
"Giants suck $$!"
"WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SWEARING IN THIS PIKMIN WORLD?"
TV- We are back. The score is now H4-G4, and there are only two minutes left. Both teams called for a time-out! Let's see what the Heats' coach is doing... It seems like he is telling the players what to do. Raises his hand, makes it go past the other, and other stuff. The Giants' coach... Can't see. Time-out time is over, and with two minutes left, we'll see one heck of a game! Ball at the center... The whistle! All 30 players rush for the ball... No, actually it's 29, as Blooming stayed there. Minminlub gets the ball again! He sure is quick! He quickly passes it back to Blooming. And... What's he doing? He is just standing there, grabbing the ball. As if he is waiting for someone to attack him...
TV (2)- Right. It seems like the Giants are about to use the strategy 1-AA-002, in which-
TV- Don't tell them, you'll ruin it. Finally... who's that... Bullsmith jogs near him. Bullsmith is guarding him, desperately trying to steal the ball. Blooming fakes a shot and Bullsmith dodges nothing. The ball is still being dribbled by Blooming. 1 minute left! Now all the Heats' players are pissed off! They are all running towards Blooming, leaving the Giants' players alone! Blooming is still dribbling it! Now all the players come are surrounding him. Blooming is smirking. He takes out his bat and swings it hard. The ball flies across the field and reaches T-MAC Pik! Now the Heats' players understand why Blooming was doing this! TWO-POINTER BY T-MAC! The score now is H4-G6! With less than a minute left, what can the Heats do?
"NOO!"
"Yes!"
Some reds were actually crying. Some were jumping around the room with joy. Others were just sitting there, still staring at the TV.
"Hey guys, there are still 23 seconds left..."
TV- Look at the Heats' players' angry faces! They are all red! They look like tomatoes! Yum, tomatoes... The referee checks his watch, checks if all players are on the field, and... GO! All the players rush in the center for the ball! Blooming grabs the ball and just stands there! He is losing time! A Heats' attacker runs into him and steals the ball! The referee whistles. Foul! 10 seconds left, ladies and gentlemen! Free-Kick by Blooming. Kick! The ball flies across the field, where a Heats' player grabs the ball and desperately runs on the other side of the field!
7... Billboardmin still runs!
6... Still running!
10... (TV 2) Sir, its 5. (TV) 5... Past Blindmin, B.B.M., and Bulbsmith!
4... Passes it to Blowmin!
3... Blowmin to Bilmuns!
2... KICKS IT!
1... The ball is still flying...
0! THE BALL WENT IN!
AMAZING! THE HEATS TIE! TWO-POINTER BY BILMUNS! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS! THIS IS ONE HECK OF A GAME! Now, commercials! YEAH! HEATS TIE-
TV (3)- Buy Poop-Away™. It is a safe way to dump a big pile of shit without any people bugging you and trying to watch what's going on-
Half of the reds started screaming and jumping up and down. The other half was just mute. They were staring at the TV, as if the impossible had just happened. OMG lol.
"Now what happens?"
"I guess there are penalty kicks... DAMN! WE COULD HAVE WON!"
"Penalty kicks? But... Thats too rare to occur! It only happened once in the history of Bul-balling, 128 days ago, if I'm not wrong..."
"Until now! YEAH! HEATS WILL WIN! HEATS WILL WIN!"
"HEATS SUCK MORE $$!"
"shut up hetsll win nd kik ur but l da wa 2 piza hut"
"He said, 'Shut up! Heats will win and kick your butt all the way to pizza hut!' YEAH!"
TV- Back from commercials, Pikmin and Bulbmin and Bulborbs and Bulblaxes and Grub-Dogs and...
3 hours later...
TV- ... and finally Fiddle-Heads! Welcome back. Yes, indeed. Penalty kicks time! This has not happened since a very long time ago. So, this is how it works, straight out of the Bul-Balling encyclopedia (gawd i hate that word):
Each team must select players. These will kick and block. No player may kick and block more than once.
The ball is set 15 meters from the ring and the blocker is 5 meters away from the ring or 10 meters away from the ball.
The team who scored last starts kicking. Only one player at a time may kick.
The player must kick the ball in the ring. No fake-kicking or fake-runs.
The blocker must jump and deflect the ball away from the ring.
Each ring is 1 point. Each miss is 0 points. The first team to have three points more than the other team wins.
If all 7 players shot and blocked and no team has 3 points more than the other team, you have to... play rock-paper-scissors!
And those are the ruler! The 7 players from each team are... Billboardmin, Bullsmith, Blowmin, Bilmuns, Bullbmin, Minbulb, and Billmin for the Heats! Yao Bulb-MIN, T-MAC Pik, Weirdbmin, Bulbyoming, Minminlub, B.B.M., and Blooming for the Giants!
Here we go! The Heats start! Ball positioned on the white dot on the grass. Bullsmith and B.B.M. slowly approach the field. Both are in their positions. Bullsmith exhales. Starts running... and kicks! BLOCKED BY B.B.M.! So it's 0-0. ; P These smilies are cool! I rock-
TV (2)- Sir?
TV- Wha- oh. OK. Switch. B.B.M. kicks... IT'S IN! Score: 0-1, the Giants are winning. Now Minbulb and T-MAC Pik step up. Minbulb is sweating. Kicks it... BLOCKED! I can't believe it! Now T-MAC Pik runs. If he makes it, the Giants will win this game. KICKS IT... ITS IN! ITS IN! THE GIANTS WIN AND GET TO GO IN THE FINALS! What an awesome game. The finals will be played in 2 days! Comme-
"OMG OMG OMG."
"YES! GIVE ME THAT BRACELET!"
"I'm going to bed... Its getting late... Screw lunch and dinner, I'm just tired. And sad..."
Most of the Pikmin climbed up the stairs and into their rooms. The others were still watching TV. Some passed out. Eventually, all of them went to bed. Happy end.
END OF DAY 5 (NM)- ERGO!
OK hi ppl. I REALLY hope you liked this chapter. Many of you didn't, I'm sure, but I still got something. Sorry for not updating for so long... and for not having any of you in the FanFic yet. I promise you'll all be Pikmin in a short time. SCHOOL'S ABOUT TO END! WHOO-HOO! KirbyXtreme is here to remind you to REVIEW THIS FANFIC!