DAY 6 (NM)- RANDOM DAY
INSIDE THE PURPLE'S SIDE OF THE SHIP!
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
All the purples were watching TV. 10 were sitting down. 7 were eating.
"OK guys time to stop watching TV. We must focus our ideas on how to force the leaders to commit suicide."
"Why suicide? Can't we just kill them?"
"There are far too many whites and reds. If they would find out that we killed them, they'll kill us back."
"BUT WE'RE STRONGER!"
"Yes, but we are outnumbered by far."
"OK, ok. But I still think that-"
Ryan was interrupted by a sound on the whites' side of the ship. It was right next to the purples' side, but it was separated by two metallic 6-feet thick walls. All 17 purples sprinted at the walls and pressed their ears against it. OK, they don't have ears. Gawd. The purples heard the whites talking to themselves.
"No, that goes there."
"OK."
The purples silently whispered to each other.
"Hey, I think they're building something..."
"No shit Sherlock..."
Whites.
"It is almost over! Finally, with this beauty, we will be able to understand what the captains say and even talk back to them in their own language! Then they can tell us what they want us to do and we'll do it twice as fast!"
"But it's not done yet..."
"It will be soon. Maybe tomorrow!"
Purples.
"You hear that, guys?"
"No."
"Then what the heck were you listening for?"
"Listening what?"
"You idiot. The whites are building a device that will enable us to communicate with the leaders and understand what they say! If we steal that device when it will be done, we can..."
"What can we do?"
"I dunno."
"We have to think about what we could do with that device."
The purples heard a whistle from outside. Olimar was calling for 15 purples.
"OK, me and other 14 guys will go outside. The remaining two will need to learn more about the device the whites are making. And try to think of a way we can benefit from learning that. OK?"
"Yes sir."
The purples heard another whistle from Olimar. He was waiting. 15 purples ran to the exits. The remaining 2 were listening to the whites.
OUTSIDE!
The 15 purples were finally out of their onion and now next to Olimar. In the field were 15 purples, 25 blacks, and 60 reds, a total of 100 Pikmin.
Louie: Yo Captain, I thought we had already searched this area with the swimming pool.
Olimar: We wanted to explore the Perplexing Pool yesterday, but since SOMEONE jammed the doors of the ship, we couldn't get out.
Louie: Who's that someone?
Olimar: You, DUR... I mean, come on, how can a single overweight guy in a blue suit ACCIDENTALLY fall off the bed, land on a skateboard that carried him in the kitchen, slip on a banana peel, fly and hit the alarm switch, come back down crashing into the sink, make water fly into the sleeping Pod, thereby giving him another personality?
Pod- Yo peace up dawgs! Ready to rock da swimming town?
Olimar: I hate you, Louie.
Louie: Tell me something I don't know.
The Pikmin didn't understand a single word the two leaders said, so they were just looking at the new place.
"Look guys, water everywhere! And grass, too! This is nature-land!"
"Yeah right... Look at all that electricity everywhere... The artificial food coloring added in the water... And did the Wollywogs paint themselves in yellow paint? Because that's artificial too, you know..."
"Damn, you purples have issues..."
Olimar told Louie to follow him and the two leaders and the army marched forward. The first enemies they saw were a group of Male Sheargrubs. Olimar let Louie take care of them.
Olimar: OK Louie, grab a purple, aim carefully, and then fire!
Louie: Aim at what?
Olimar: The Male Sheargrubs, you dumbass!
Louie: Are those the black ones or the pink ones?
Olimar: Louie, can you count?
Louie: Yeah. Well, kinda. Sometimes it's hard for me to count my fingers...
Olimar: That's good enough. Actually it's not but who gives a shit. Count. How many BLACK MALE SHEARGRUBS are there? Then, when you're done with that, count HOW MANY-
Louie: Captain, wait a sec! Not so quickly! One... Two... Four! Four! Am I right?
Olimar: NO! COUNT AGAIN!
Louie: One... right?
Olimar: Yes...
Louie: Two...
Olimar: Yes... (I didn't take this job to give Louie math lessons)
Louie: Uhmm... F- Four?
Olimar: No, what comes before four?
Louie: IT'S TOO HARD! I CAN'T DO IT! I'M GONNA CRY!
Olimar: Oh. My. God. Fine, let me take care of the THREE Male Sheargrubs. And there are no PINK Sheargrubs, Male OR Female. Did you ever even go to school? And if you say no, I won't be impressed.
Louie: Well, I did, but I had this brain problem that my parents didn't tell me I had until I was 18 years old... I wasn't even smart enough to figure out that it wasn't that my friends were smart, no, it was me who was stupid. Then, after my parents told me that, they kicked me out of the house and all they gave me was about 75 Pokos... With all that money I fixed my brain and started a living as a policeman... But I caused three fatal car accidents my first day and they fired me. So now I had only about 5 Pokos, enough to get a small meal for two weeks... I was living in the streets, I had even made a couple of friends there... One day I was resting on the ground and I was looking at the stars, when all of a sudden I saw a spaceship. Then, I finally figured out what I was born for: to be an astronaut. I ran to the main building of Hocotate Freight and got a job. In a week I made 15 Pokos just by scrubbing the floor. Then I got a promotion and became the guy who makes the food for astronauts. I got 75 Pokos in a year! Then I got another promotion and finally became an astronaut! The end!
Olimar: You could just have said no, I would have accepted that... And all of these 'Louie's life' stories... are any of them even true?
Louie: Maybe...
Olimar: Well, so there's only black Sheargrubs.
Pod- Well homie, maybe R is not racist after all! He accepts that there's only black Sheargrubs!
The Pod watched as Olimar quickly killed the black Male Sheargrubs.
Pod- Never mind kid! He's as racist as eva!
Olimar: Louie, we shall make today another Pikmin day! You do remember what Pikmin days are, right?
Louie: I think so. Does it have to do anything with a calendar?
Olimar: You're hopeless. Pikmin days are days in which we try and raise each Pikmin color until there are many of the color. Today we shall make it a red Pikmin day. Once we get a total of about 100 red Pikmin, we'll raise the black population.
Pod- About time.
Olimar: Understand?
Louie: Ya.
Olimar told Louie to make three reds carry back the carcasses of the Sheargrubs. Louie did as told and followed the three reds to the onion, while Olimar killed another group of three Male Sheargrubs. Three more reds carried them to the onion. 6 No Names were produced.
INSIDE THE RED ONION!
Poor NN#33, the only one in the onion, was watching TV all by himself. Then, out of nowhere, 6 more reds appeared. These were the new No Names.
"Hey guys, let's play video-games!"
"Yeah!"
"MarioKart DD!"
"Super Smash Bros Melee!"
"Yeah. Let's do a tournament at Super Smash Bros Melee."
"OK."
"I'm Link!"
"I'm Link, too!"
"I'll be green Link!"
"I'll be pink!"
OUTSIDE!
Louie returned to Olimar. Together they took a few steps and then stopped in front of an unmade bridge. Olimar ordered all the Pikmin to start working on it. While they were working, Olimar listened closely to the sound of what sounded like giant footsteps.
Olimar: Louie, listen to that.
The footsteps got louder.
Louie: IT'S A T-REX!
Olimar got the attention of all the Pikmin and they all went to his side.
Olimar: It's worse than a T-Rex.
Louie: It's a bird! It's a plane! NO! IT'S SUPER- no wait, it's just a bird.
Olimar: LOUIE, WILL YOU SHUT UP? It's... It's...
Louie: ...
Olimar: IT'S A SPOTTY BULBEAR!
They both turned around and saw the Spotty Bulbear, closely followed by three Dwarf Bulbears. Olimar, Louie and the Pikmin ran until the Spotty Bulbear was a distance from them. It was running to them.
Olimar: OK Louie, get the purples.
Louie got the 15 purples next to him.
Louie: K.
Olimar: When the Bulbear gets here, you must quickly throw 10 purples on the bug one and 5 on the small ones. The purples should stun them all and then I swarm the reds and blacks at it. OK?
Louie: K.
The Spotty Bulbear got up to them. Louie started throwing purples at the Spotty one but it did not get stunned.
Olimar: Louie! Stun it!
The Spotty Bulbear opened his big-lipped mouth and devoured 5 reds. It opened its mouth again and ate 6 more reds. Olimar was in panic. He was sweating and running around, confused. He was giving off random orders to Pikmin.
Louie: Hey Captain, what's for dinner?
Olimar: LOUIE! Grab the purples and take care of the smaller ones! I'll kill this big one!
Louie calmly called all the purples to his side and slowly walked behind the Spotty Bulbear, where the smaller ones were standing at. He walked so slow, it seemed like he didn't even notice that a war was going on next to him. Olimar set the blacks aside and grabbed the reds and started throwing them at the Spotty Bulbear. He kept throwing them at it but it didn't affect the Bulbear. Its health was still full. Meanwhile, the 25 blacks who were just sitting there were chatting.
"Hey homies, check it out! It's a Spotty G-dog!"
"Hmm, I feel like... like... killing it."
"Hey, hey, hey man, I feel an urge to go there and kill it..."
"Yeah... kill it..."
Olimar was about to cry. The Spotty Bulbear had eaten 10 more reds. He was desperate for help. Suddenly, the 25 blacks behind him stood up and without anyone ordering them, they jumped into the Spotty Bulbear's big mouth.
Louie: What was THAT all about?
Olimar: Great. Now 25 more blacks are dead...
Pod- I KNEW IT! I JUST KNEW IT!
The Spotty Bulbear suddenly froze. Then, it literally exploded. The blacks were inside, still intact and all. All 25 of them were there, but unfortunately the dead reds weren't. The three Dwarf Bulbears were startled by what had just happened, and they started running away. The blacks started chasing them and in a few seconds the Dwarves were dead, too. The blacks carried the 3 carcasses back to their onion.
Olimar: Woah. It seems like the blacks have the ability to kill Bulbears without getting hurt. That should be useful.
Meanwhile, Louie plucked the new 12 black seeds the onion had ejected. Then, he found an eyeball on the ground.
Louie: Uhmm, Captain? This your eyeball?
Olimar went over to the eyeball and examined it.
Olimar: It seems like the eyeball belonged to the Spotty Bulbear. It probably flew away because of the explosion somehow caused by the black Pikmin. Maybe it it worth seeds. I'll make a red carry it back to its onion.
Olimar ordered a red to carry it back.
"Hell no man, I ain't goin no shit anywhere."
"You can go."
"Ladies first."
"You sexist son of a-"
"Joe, you go."
"Like, why me?"
"You're the stupidest and you deserve it."
"Like, no, OK? I don't deserve it. What have I done, you bad homie?"
Olimar whistled again but no one moved.
"And I ain't stupid. I can beat the crap out of you. TOTALLY!"
"OK, then you go, Justin."
"SHUT UP. Why me?"
"You tell everyone to shut up and everyone hates you."
"Shut up..."
"OK..."
"Hey! (hiccups) HEY!"
"What, Dominic?"
"I'll (hiccups) go!"
"(whispers) Hey, he's drunk! He doesn't know what he's doing!"
"Go, Dominic!"
"Go go go!"
Finally, a red stepped up and grabbed the eyeball. He started to slowly and weakly walk towards the red onion.
"Avoid walking drugs."
"Walking? You mean 'avoid TAKING drugs'..."
Dominic finally placed the eyeball under the light produced by the red onion and it gut sucked in by the eyeball. Dominic returned to the rest of the army as the onion thought about what it was going to eject.
Onion- Should I EJECT a single seed or should I BARF OUT a single seed?
Finally, the onion ejected a seed and Olimar plucked it out.
"Adam!"
Olimar: Well, we have 92 Pikmin in the field. We lost 21 reds and made 1. We made 12 blacks. Let's just keep exploring the area and make more reds and blacks.
Olimar walked to the red onion and got 8 more reds.
Olimar: Louie, take 7 purples, 15 blacks, and 28 reds. I'll take the rest. We'll split up and if you find an enemy, kill it and make a red carry it back to the onion. I'll do the same. OK, go.
The two split up and looked for enemies.
Olimar crossed the bridge they built earlier and walked in an area with 2 Swooping Snitchbugs, a Fiery Blowhog, and a Fiery Bulblax. Olimar looked around and decided to take out the nearest enemy, the Fiery Blowhog. He quickly killed it with the reds and 15 brought it back to their onion.
meanwhile...
Louie took the other direction, the one on the left. He quickly found three Skitter Leaves and defeated them. Three reds carried the leaves back to the red onion. As Louie started walking forward, the Pikmin started chatting again.
"What is that smell? Hmm... That fragrance... That aromatherapy... So... nice..."
"Yo homie, get ur nose off my flower."
"FINE."
"Hey guys, dare me to jump in the water?"
"Sure, Tony! With that thing you're carrying in your chest, you'll sink right away!"
"Don't make fun of me just because I'm fat. Cuz I'm not fat."
"... You just said you're fat and now you deny it."
"Hell yes I am."
"Well, Tony, jump in the water."
"OK!"
Louie turned around to take a look at his army and suddenly saw an overweight red run away and dive into the water.
Louie: WHAT THE HELL! You stupid red!
He quickly dismissed all the reds and jumped in the chilling cold water, trying to rescue the crazy fat red. He finally managed to grab him and throw him on the land, then he got off it himself. He calmed himself down and then took a look at the reds. Everyone was OK. Louie counted them just to make sure, and he counted 45 Pikmin. He thought about it. He was given 50 and he sent 3 to the onion. Two were missing. Louie panicked. If Olimar found out, he'd be dead. He started looking for the two Pikmin.
meanwhile...
Olimar moved on. He looked up and saw only one Swooping Snitchbug. He wondered where the other went, but he didn't care. He marched on and went near the Swooping Snitchbug and got its attention. It swooped down and managed to grab a red.
"AAH! Im afraid of heights! I'm afraid of bugs! I'm afraid of BIG bugs! I'm afraid of bugs bigger than me! I'm afraid of flying bugs! I'm afraid of bugs that swoop down and grab me! I'm afraid of-"
"WE GET IT, YOU WIMP!"
Olimar quickly aimed and threw a purple at the Swooping Snitchbug and brought it down and stunned it. Then Olimar swarmed all the Pikmin at it. He then ordered a couple of reds to bring it back to the onion. Olimar was almost out of Pikmin so he decided to go back to the red onion and then come back there with more Pikmin.
meanwhile...
Louie was still searching for the two Pikmin. Suddenly, he heard a splash and he turned to see the water. There were two red Pikmin seeds plucked in the ground on the water. He looked up to see where they came from, and saw a Swooping Snitchbug. Louie quickly dismissed his army and went to pluck the two seeds and then returned to the army with the two Pikmin. He looked up and saw the Swooping Snitchbug with two other red Pikmin flying in the air.
Louie: This ain't goin nowhere...
Louie quickly threw a Pikmin at the Snitchbug but he missed. He threw another one but missed again. This last Pikmin fell in the water, so Louie left his army for a second and saved the purple that he threw in the water. Meanwhile, the Swooping Snitchbug (I'm gonna call it SS from now on) threw the two reds it was holding on the ground. Louie plucked them out and in the meantime the SS grabbed two more reds. Louie was outraged.
Louie: OH, COME ON!
He started to throw more Pikmin in the air, more madly and inaccurately. Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, he heard an echoing voice in his head.
Voice in Louie's little head- Loooooouie... You must learn to focus...
Louie: OK, I'll try.
Voice in Louie's little head- No. There is no try. Do, or don't do. No try.
Louie: Yo homie, ya not Yoda or nuthin, K?
Voice in Louie's little head- You hurt my feelings!
The voice disappeared and Louie resumed throwing Pikmin in the air. Finally, one of them hit the SS and brought him down. Without thinking for another second (like the was hard for him), he swarmed his entire army at it. It was about to fly back up and Louie noticed that.
Louie: Oh hell no, you're not going anywhere until you're dead. Then the only place you'll go is TO HELL.
Louie's face went red and just as the SS broke free from the Pikmin attacking it, Louie jumped up and... (slow motion, add suspenseful music here) he grabbed the SS's antennae, then dived down and crashed into the ground, pulling the SS with him. He then started to beat up the SS, using just his fists while holding him down with his enormous weight. The SS already died but Louie didn't care, he kept on beating it up. Its eyes flew off, the body was flattened and its face was all red. Louie finally stopped (slow motion ends, music stops) and ordered a couple of reds to carry the worn-out carcass back to the onion. Louie slowly closed his eyes and inhaled deeply. Then he exhaled and was calm. He stomped the ground at full force and left a footstep there. That meant that 'Louie, the almighty boxer was here'. No enemy would dare go close to it. Louie decided to go back to the onion, too. He found Olimar there plucking seeds.
"Bugg!"
"Roy II!"
"Elizabeth II!"
"Hannah II!"
"Kendrick II!"
"Victor II!"
"Alexis II!"
"Blair II!"
"Drake II!"
"Emily II!"
"Andrew II!"
"Eddie II!"
"Anette II!"
"Bryce II!"
"Victoria II!"
"Tyler V!"
"Daisy II!"
"Kimberly II!"
"Ian II!"
"Lance!"
"Matthew!"
"Mohammed!"
"Kaelyn!"
"Conner!"
Olimar: Congratulations, Louie, none of the Pikmin I gave you died. Did you have any problems?
Louie: There were no problems, Captain. It was all too easy. We encountered a few easy enemies and easily killed them.
Pod- Yo home dawgs, time to go to bed! It's like, getting hella dark man! CMON!
Olimar and Louie returned the Pikmin to their onions and then went in their ship and went on with their puny lives.
INSIDE THE BLACK ONION!
The Blacks were unusually sleepy and most of them went to bed. Only a couple remained awake.
"Yo bros, I'm sleepy..."
"Same here."
"Same."
"Same."
"So... should we drink something? Like some coffee?"
"Yeah, I'll make some."
"K."
A black stood up and went to the kitchen. There, he opened the fridge and looked (...) for something to drink other than coffee. He found nothing so he made some coffee. I don't know what that was all about.
"Yo, decaf or what?"
"Hell no man! Decaf won't help no shit!"
"K, just wondering man, be cool."
The black got the regular coffee and put some in the coffee-maker. He waited a couple of minutes and it was done. He got out four cups and filled them. He started walking back to the living room.
"Yo dawgs, I'm coming back."
The black walked back. Then, he tripped onto a wire on the ground and fell. The boiling coffee went all over him.
"HELP ME! AAH! IT HELLA BURNS- wait, I just got to be cool about this. Cool... it... burns..."
Steam was rising out of his body now.
"Yo bros... I spilled the coffee... Bros?"
He walked in and noticed that the three fell asleep. The lone black felt sleepy and hot so he fell asleep, too.
END OF DAY 6 (NM)- RANDOM DAY
Soo... Yeah. Thanks for the reviews everyone. Oh and I made SOME of the Pikmin that people made... Bugg and Adam. There's more on the next chapters. Oh and Sonic-dude, I'm not sure if blue Pikmin will be in the FanFic, I'll try and make them, so yeah. You'll be the first blue, so you won't sprout out of your enemy. Hope you don't mind.
GOD sorry for not updating for soo long! Do you guys know how hard everything is? Once I make a new Pikmin (ex. a red), I have to look for a name I haven't used, create it, add it in three more files (one for the currently living reds, one for all reds that ever lived, and the last for the total number of Pikmin) and then think of an unique ability/characteristic and if nothing comes to my mind, make it normal. My comp is getting slow with all this... KirbyXtreme is here to remind you to REVIEW THIS STORY!