DAY 7 (NM)- PRETTY BLUE FLOWER, THE HELLA RANDOM STAR WARS STORY, THE TRAITOR, FORREST IS RUNNING, THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS, TIPSY LAND, LONELY LAND, WOAH MANY SWEAR WORDS, THE SINGERS, AND CAN ANYONE THINK OF A LONGER TITLE FOR A STUPID CHAPTER?
Louie did as told and in the meantime Olimar killed a billion of Tadpoles and made more and more blues.
"Paris!"
"Britney!"
"Brittany!"
"Hilary!"
"J-Kwon!"
"Petey!"
"Akon!"
"Lindsay!"
"Bon!"
"Elvis!"
"Hayvel!"
Louie came back with less Pikmin.
Olimar: Great, 16 blues.
Louie: Were you being sarcastic?
Olimar: No, you FAT THING. You know, I thought of a way to get you to be skinnier and become what you used to be when you came here. And by using this method, you won't even have to move a finger.
Louie: You mean I won't have to work out or anything? YESS!
Olimar: This is my idea: no more food for you.
Louie: (blank)
Olimar: That means that only I can feed you whatever I want and any time I want.
Louie: (still blank)
Olimar: That means no more Caramelized Snitchbugs, Wollywog Pies, Liquified Fiery Blowhog Pudding, Roasted Watery Blowhog Flavored Ice Cream, Jellyfloat Flavored Root Beer Float...
Louie: (dies)
Olimar: ... Pellet Flavored Ice Cream with a topping of either Hot Hocotate or Jellyfloat Caramel, Purified Skitter Leaf's Crap, and everything else.
Louie: (still dead)
Olimar: From now on all you're gonna eat is healthy organic food, bread, and fat free milk. Twice a day. Breakfast is gonna be fat free milk and ONE cup of one-hundred percent daily value for all vitamins and an ass-load of calcium. No desserts whatsoever. Only ONE breakfast, ONE lunch, and ONE dinner. Once a day. And if you're gonna start getting mad, every day you will go to the ship's gym and TRAIN FOR 24 HOURS while I feed you. You gotta get that think off your chest, man.
Louie: (stands up)
Olimar: I checked the Guinness World Records of this year that my wife send me. You were on that thing. I remember now. 'Fattest man/thing to ever walk the Hocotate.' WOW.
Louie: (falls back down)
"Hey guys, Blue Leader is down. Let's carry him."
Four reds quickly grabbed Louie by his/its (according to the Guinness World Records) legs and arms and carried him back to the red onion, where the red light sucked him in.
Onion- Another fat guy. I hate my life.
The onion spit him back out and he landed on the soft sand. He stood up.
Louie: ...
Olimar: Well, day's about to end.
10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
Olimar: OH HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE LONE RED ON THE BLOCK!
And he ran.
4...
3...
Almost there...
2...
"Run Forrest run."
1...
WHISTLE!
Olimar: Right on time.
INSIDE THE RED ONION!
"Everyone get DOWN IN DA HOOD!"
"Coming."
All of the reds were around the TV. THE FINAL WAS ON!
TV- THE FINAL! MIN GIANTS VERSUS THE NOSE-PIKMERS! Yes! The final is played in 2 minutes at the PikBulb stadium in San Pickisko! The crowd is roaring! We are all anxiously waiting for the stinkin' 2 minutes to finally pass by! I'm sweating! Hold up I'll be back soon.
TV (2)- He went to wipe off the sweat on his left armpit.
"Too much detail."
TV- Back! One minute to go... Meanwhile let's look at both team's stats and everything!
MIN GIANTS
Defense- Bluminb (1); Blooming (16); Coolbmin (001); Bilbmun (2); Lumbnilb (3); Blindmin (12)
Mid- B.B.M. (0); Bulbshow-offmin (7); Bulbsmith (4); Bimblun (87); Minminlub (112)
Offense- Yao Bulb-MIN (9); T-MAC Pik (10); Weirdbmin (919); Bulbyoming (12)
TV (2)- As we can see, the Min Giants are going with a 6-5-4, a strategy first used a long time ago, now became a classic. Tricks available for this strategy are all the A1s, and a couple of F7s. One or two H3s also. Blindmin strangely playing as a defender, I am pretty sure that it was never done before in the 42 days that he joined the team. Substitutions are only 2, Billbinmin and Hellmin. Let's look at the Noses.
NOSE-PIKMERS
Defense- Eyemin (1)
Mid- Eminim (4); Diamimbulb (5); Bulminb (6); Warbulbmin (1941); LollolMIN (101)
Offense- Minbulp (62); Pulpmun (23); Bulminb (99); Numbullu (77); Ghaamib (9); Craziebull (1092); Offtastum (15); Heymin (0); Bulbout (911)
TV (2)- All-out offense! The Noses use their weird 1-5-9 strategy. First made by the Noses' coach only 7 days ago, it is now one of the most efficient and complicate strategies in the whole story of Bull-balling. Eyemin is the only defender, who was awarded two times the Golden Hand, given to the best defender each season. He also won a Platinum Sheet, which is awarded once every 100 days to the best player during that period. Let's look at his stats!
Eyemin, defender, 63 days old, Nose-Pikmers
3 inch 1
Total shots taken- 102
Total made- 68
Total blocks- 109290
Total steals- 209991
Total expulsions- 1
He made it in the Guinness World Records a good 4 times! Most blocks and steals ever in a Bulbmin and less expulsions and shortest player ever! Well, midfielders are only 5, one of them won the Silver Bat once, nothing else. Nothing special with the offense.
TV- Well, game's about to start! And here come the players! On each side, Min Giants and Nose-Pikmers emerge! The crowd is going crazy! The lucky referee to direct this match is Refdood Da Ref!
"NOSE-PIKMERS! NO- NO- NOSE-PIKMERS!"
"SUCK!"
"GIANTS! GIANTS! WE LOVE YOU!"
Joe had his face painted orange and black, sign of the Min Giants. He was holding the Giants' flag. It was orange and black with a hand-written 'GIANTS ROCK MY FACE!' sign on it. He was a Giants maniac all right.
"GIANTS! GIANTS! IF YOU ARE A GIANTS FAN TYPE 666!"
"666"
"666"
"666"
"666"
"666"
"666"
"666"
"ENOUGH! THE NOSES ROCK MY NOSE!"
Jim had his red nose painted with blue and black, sign of the Noses. His chest had words written all over it, such as 'Noses rock my nose' and 'K1rby Was Here'. His face was decorated with drawn snakes, also a sign of the Noses.
"GO! NOSES NOSES ROCK MY NOSE! JOIN ME, NOSES FANS!"
About half of the Pikmin in the room joined him.
"Bah. I'm only going for the Giants because the Noses beat my team, the Heats. SO GO GO GO NOSES!"
TV- Here we go. 3... 2... 1... WHISTLE! And here starts the Final, everybody! All 30 players rush in the center of the field and try to grab the ball! Bulminb has it! Backs up and now waits for everyone to assume their positions. Walks up. Looks up. Hits it up. WAT UP?
TV (2)- Sir?
TV- OK, chill pill, chill pill. Way up there, Craziebull gets it! Dribbles past Blooming and Bluminb, and then jumps up, he's going to dunk it! He is going, but B.B.M. jumps right in front of him! He mid-air-passes it back to Pulpmun, who fakes a shot and dribbles past Blindmin! About to kick... OOH! Blindmin comes back and steals it from behind him! Takes out his bat and hits it to someone way up there, who is it... it's T-MAC!
"Diss!"
"Oh, nobody gets it stolen from someone like that!"
TV- T-MAC runs. It's 1 against 1, people. One of the world's best attackers against one of the world's best defenders! T-MAC against Eyemin! T-MAC slows down... fakes a shot but Eyemin is not surprised! T-MAC dribbles next to him. Jukes to the left and right! Eyemin is behind! T-MAC shoots... Eyemin comes back and steals it! Woah! What a game!
"OOH WHAT NOW?"
"Why do we have to comment on everything?"
TV- Eyemin runs to get the ball previously blocked by him. Dribbles... looks up and hits it far. Ball gets to the other team. Bulbsmith... Passes it to Coolbmin. Minminlub. Back to B.B.M.. Sees Yao open and hits it there. Yao to T-MAC. Guarded by Warbulbmin. T-MAC fakes a pass to the side and runs to the other, jukes Eminim, passes it on the side where Weirdbmin is wide open! Weirdbmin! Runs to the ring! Jumps! Kicks! IT'S IN! THE GIANTS SCORE! AND IT'S G2-N0!
"BOO!"
"Cheater!"
"SHUT UP! WEIRDBMIN ROCKS!"
TV (2)- Just what was Eminim doing? Weirdbmin was wide open on the right side, where he was supposed to be! Eyemin couldn't do anything this time, he was guarding the center. Nice tactic, good passing.
TV- Yes, yes, very good! Look at Weirdbmin! He's going crazy! He's running all over the place! He's screaming like a vacuum cleaner!
TV (2)- ...
Kirby- YAY FOR VACUUM CLEANERS!
"OK, that was hella random."
TV- Back to the game. Referee whistles! Everybody except for Eyemin run to the center for the ball! Diamimbulb gets it and passes it back to Eyemin! Eyemin waits as usual... But this time Bulbyoming runs up to him and forced Eyemin to pass it to Bulminb! Bulminb starts dribbling the ball. Pass is it to the other side to Minbulp. Easy play now, let's see what the coaches are doing.
TV (3)- Yes, the Noses' coach is starting to get annoyed by the look of its dark red face. He seems like he's telling the offense to spread out. Craziebull gets the right. What's he doing now? Oh, he walked over to his bench and told someone to stand up! Now the guy is stretching! We're probably soon gonna see a substitution! It seems like it's Dribblemin who's jogging, an attacker! The coach is probably gonna sub him in for Offtastum, who's not doing much. That's it from here.
TV- Great, let's see how the Giants' coach is doing.
TV (4)- The Giants' coach seems pretty confident with itself and is telling everyone to keep the game on the sides, not in the center. He also seems to be telling the players to play defensively. Not much else from here, back to you.
TV- Thank you, let's see how they're doing. Pulpmun to Craziebull. He runs up, dodges the slide attack from Bulbshow-offmin, and dribbles past Blindmin! Runs... And trips over Bulbsmith's foot! The referee calls it a foul! And Bulbsmith gets a yellow card, too! Free kick for the Noses. Ghaamib takes it.
TV (2)- Ghaamib is one of the world's best free-kickers, as once it was recorded that a shot from him made the ball go over 100 mph. The speed of his foot when he swings it once broke the sound barrier and made a whipping sound that made over 1000 people in the stadium deaf!
TV- Back to the game. Da Ref is counting the steps he takes away from the ball, 9 1/2 meters. The barrier gets on the line the referee signals them to be on. Look, whatever.
TV (2)- ?
TV- Ghaamib starts taking steps back. Da Ref whistles! Ghaamib runs... And kicks the ball which is flying at an incredible speed! IT'S IN! GHAAMIB SCORES! G2-N2!
"YEAH!"
"GHAA!"
"MIB!"
"YEAH! SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE!"
"You suck!"
TV- The final's rules are clear! The first half is played in one day and the second half will be played in a week! NEXT WEEK! YEAH! YOU-
Off.
"Imm-a gonna go to sleep-a!"
"Me too, Luigi."
"Same!"
Night. LIGHTS OUT BABY! -.-
END OF DAY 7 (NM)- PRETTY BLUE FLOWER, THE HELLA RANDOM STAR WARS STORY, THE TRAITOR, FORREST IS RUNNING, THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS, TIPSY LAND, LONELY LAND, WOAH MANY SWEAR WORDS, THE SINGERS, AND CAN ANYONE THINK OF A LONGER TITLE FOR A STUPID CHAPTER?
Hey guys. I'm finally done with this long chapter... I had t break it in 2 else there would be this glitch, hope you guys don't mind. Thanks for the reviews. That's it. KirbyXtreme is here to remind you to REVIEW THIS FANFIC!