Yami's of Torture
Hello and welcome to another chappy of 'Yami's of Torture', I will first thank the following people(cor', that was a bit posh weren't it?):
Duelgirl- The hikaris are quite mouthy aren't they? It's funny you pointed that out, well, the hikaris are more used to their yamis nowadays and aren't too scared of them no more. Hmm...was Yugi ever scared of Yami? We wonder...
Dark Magicain Girl/ Hikaru- Yes. In truth, I like the whole crazy and humerous ways to the yamis, it suits them, especially Bakura, well, if you liked that, I'm sure you'll enjoy the future chapters I've written already.
Jade Cade- Soz if you didn't like the cruelty to the hikaris, they are merely innocent beings, but it's only a bit of fun. (Ok...that sounded SLIGHTLY strange...) The romance is slightly later on, but it won't be too long a wait I promise. Oh, and this is actually a sort of dark humour too. Finally, please don't poke my story... it will have a big hole in it...
S.Chensu and Luff- My good ol' chums, thanks a lot for reviewing me you guys! Yes, Pugi's grammar sucks compared to mine, despite the fact she's older and has had more experience in the ways of grammar etc, well, you know what it's like with her, in one ear and out the other...
Genjyo-Sanzo21- After reading through, I realised that Ryou did swear slightly TOO much... oh well! So, you thought it was funny? Thanks a lot for that! Well, here's the next chappy like you wanted, so keep reviewin' bud!
As for you others, I know you're out there, and thanks for your earlier reviews!!!!!
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Kazuki Takahasi does.
Chapter Three:Flames,plushies,hugs and VERY wierd yamis.
The next day, Yugi, Marik and Ryou were sitting back in the main room by the fire, and there was no sign of their yamis...
Yugi groaned and rubbed his legs, "I hate being tall..."
Marik sighed with relief, "I'm just glad that I wasn't stretched..."
Ryou frowned, "Yes well aren't you a lucky bugger,some of us landed VERY hard on their heads when they were dangling on the ceiling by their ankles!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yugi got up, "Hey there's no need for any fighting! Besides, we have THEM to worry about."
Marik and Ryou nodded.
Yugi sat back down, "I wonder why they aren't down yet..."
Marik grinned, "I nominate Ryou to go see what they're doing!"
"But why me?! I went up there last time!! And you know what happened after that!!"
Marik sighed, "Yeah, well, we'll come rescue you when they get you, now go!"
Ryou groaned, "SURE you'll come rescue me! Probably after you escape another net!!!"
Yugi sighed, "What did I tell you two about fighting?! Please Ryou, go check on them."
Ryou nodded, "Alright, I'll go..but don't blame me if I get caught by them again!!"
Marik smiled, "We won't!"
The pair watched Ryou walk back up the stairs...
Bakura walked into Malik's room , "I'm tired..."
Malik nodded, "Yeah,me too."
Suddenly, the tri-coloured pharaoh came into the room, "Quit moaning you two...oh, and Malik, it's your turn tonight."
Malik grinned, "Yay.....fun for me!!!"
The three suddenly looked at the door.
"I hear footsteps..."Bakura whispered.
He got up, Malik got up aswell.
"Do you need help?"
Bakura shook his head, "Nah..I'll deal with them myself...you see, if we be really nice to the hikaris, they'll start liking us, and then..."
"And then?" Yami asked, the sense of curiosity flowing through his voice.
"And then we can torture them! They'll never suspect a thing!" Bakura sqealed.
Malik giggled, "Me like very much! Go Kury Go!"
Bakura winked, "And if I'm correct, I think it's young Ryou who just came upstairs..."
Malik frowned, "How'd you know that?"
Bakura grinned, "I can just tell..."
He turned and walked out of the room..
Ryou walked round the corridors, sure, at night it was pretty dark, AND very scary. However, it looked quite nice in the daytime, Ryou looked around him, then a voice came in his head.
/Hey Ryou, you found them yet?/
/Nope. No sign of them yet Marik, but I'll keep looking./
/Good, just keep looking./
/I will./
The mind link ended and Ryou continued to walk on, till he heard a familiar voice.
"Ryou! Wait for me!"
Ryou turned round and watched his yami running towards him.
"Oh shit..."
Bakura smiled and started waving untill...he fell over...
"Owiee..."
Ryou sighed, "You idiot Bakura...."
He helped Bakura off the floor, and then was given a big hug.
"So how's my little hikari doing today?"
Ryou gulped, "Um...fine...hey Bakura..."
Bakura smiled, "Yes?"
"Have you had anything sugary today? You've gone kinda'..."
Bakura let go of him, "Is there a problem with me showing love and affection to my wonderful hikari?! You're mean!!!!!"
Ryou sighed and watched his yami cry, "Look, I'm sorry Bakura, but you never usually care for me, that's all..."
Bakura cried even harder, "I DO CARE!!!!!"
Ryou put a hand through his hair, "Bakura, stop crying..."
"I WON'T!!!"
"Oh crap...please Bakura, just shut up..."
"NO!! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!!! sniff I want a hug..."
Ryou hugged him, "There, now please...just shut up..."
Bakura hugged him back, "I love you Ryou!"
Ryou felt a bead of sweat on his forehead, "Oh...that's very nice Bakura...now please let go of me before I end up screaming..."
Bakura shook his head, "Nah, you're nice and cuddly...like a plushie!!!!!"
Ryou sighed, "Stop it Bakura!!!!"
Bakura smiled, "This is fun isn't it hikari?"
Ryou gulped, "No, not really...."
Back in Malik's room, the other two yamis were in hysterics.
Malik sighed, "Heh, Bakura is so good at acting!"
Yami nodded, "Yeah, he's killing me!"
Malik grinned, "Yeah, and you're already dead!"
Yami frowned, "Ha ha very funny."
Malik noddede enthusiasticly, "Yeah, wasn't it just?"
Yami sighed, "Yeah...."
The pair continued to laugh in Malik's room...
Marik and Yugi stared at each other in shock.
"I thought Ryou would have been the one screaming...not Bakura..."
Yugi nodded, "That's really weird..."
Marik nodded aswell, "Yes....very wierd...Yugi! Talk to him in your mind link!"
Yugi nodded, "Ok..."
Ryou sighed, "Bakura...please...let go...of me...I'm kinda' finding it hard to...b-breathe...."
Bakura smiled, "Sowwy Ryou...pwease forgive me!"
"I forgive you bakura..."
Bakura grinned, "But I'm still gonna' hug you!"
Ryou gulped, "Eeep..."
/Hey Ryou!/
/Yugi?/
/Yeah, it's me, hey, what's happening with you and Bakura?!/
/Um....Bakura's um....gone...mad.../
/Oh god.../
/Yeah, and now he keeps hugging me./
/Oh...that is a problem..../
/Yeah.../
/You really are in deep shit aren't you?/
/Definatly/
/Uh..well.I dont know what to do...so...you'll just have to wait untill his arms get tired from the hugging./
/Oh thanks for cheering me up mate!!!/
/You're welcome./
/Sheesh. You've hanged around with Marik for too long./
The mind link ended and Bakura finally let go of him, but still held his hand.
"Come on Ryou! Let's go downstairs!!!"
And with that, he dragged Ryou downstairs....
Malik sat up on his bed, "We'd better get going too, right Yami?"
Yami shook his head, "I'm not going to act....childish! My reputation as a pharaoh is at stake!!!"
Malik sighed, "You HAD a reputation as the pharaoh, Yami, we are now in the 21st century! Not in Egypt for Ra's sake!"
He grabbed Yami's arm and pulled him downstairs...
Marik and Yugi watched Bakura dragging Ryou downstairs.
"HI EVERYBODY!!!" Bakura smiled, which unfortunatly, reminded Yugi of T'ea.
(A.N: SORRY LUFF!!!!!!)
Marik and Yugi gulped, "H-Hi Bakura!"
Ryou groaned and sat down on an armchair.
"Bye, bye hikari!!!!"Bakura ran off into the kitchen.
Marik started to worry, "Uh...Ryou...shouldn't you go after him?"
Ryou sighed, "I can't be bothered..."
There was a sudden sound of something scraping on a rough material, and a flame suddenly ignited, Ryou jumped up, "BAKURA!!!!! KEEP AWAY FROM THE MATCHES!!"
He ran into the kitchen and watched his yami trying to burn a fork with a lit matchstick.
"Oh hi Ryou!" He smiled, Ryou frowned.
"Bakura! Put out that match!"
Bakura moaned then blew out the matchstick, Ryou took the matchbox away from him and left the room, however, Bakura took out a lighter from a small, hidden compartment behind a tile in the wall. He started to burn the fork again, whilst grinning amusingly at how it was rapidly bending out of shape. "Stupid hikari..."
Ryou slumped back on the armchair, exhausted all over.
"Next time Marik, go check on the yamis yourself..."
Marik grinned, "Heh, heh.."
Yugi looked at the stairs, Yami and Malik came down and sat on the chairs with their hikaris.
"Hello aibou!" Yami smiled, hugging Yugi.
Yugi, startled by his yami's actions, screamed. And a ve4ry loud scream it was too...It also scared the shit out of everyone in the room.
Yami laughed, "Sorry I scared you Yugi!"
"Uh...that's ok..." Yugi mumbled.
Malik hugged Marik, "So how are you doing today my oh so wonderful wittle Mawiky?"
Marik gulped, "Um...I'm ok...."
"Good!" Malik piped.
Marik leaned away from Malik, "Oh Ra...."
Bakura, who after managing to form the fork into a curl, stopped burning it, and grabbed it in his hands. "Owiee...very very very very hot!!!!!!" He cursed egyptian words under his breath as he started doing some crazy dance in thought that it might help the burning sensation on his hand.
He put the fork on the kitchen counter, then looked around the room, when something caught his eye...
Ryou watched amusingly as the yamis started freaking out their hikaris. Marik was leaning so far away from Malik that it looked like he would soon fall off the side, and Yugi was trapped in the pharaoh's hug. He then thought about his own yami.
Maybe I should check on Bakura...nah, I took his matchsticks away from him so he can't cause any trouble...
Unfortunatly, Ryou was wrong.
Bakura picked up the bottle of olive oil and began to pour it into the frying pan, "This'll be fun..."
He looked over at the lighter on the kitchen counter then nodded to himself, "Yes...very fun indeed..."
Yugi shifted about, trying to break free from Yami's grip, but failed.
"Yami! Please let go!"
"But I don't want to! You're my lovely little hikari!"
"YAMI!!"
"But I'm the pharaoh! So you cannot command me!"
"Bloody hell..."
Marik gulped, "Ra help me...I'm trapped!!!"
Malik grinned, "So...what do you want to do?"
"Uh...get away from you!"
"That's not very nice wittle Mawik."
"Stop calling me Mawik."
"Mawik."
"Shut up."
"Mawik."
"I thought I told you to shut up?!"
"Sowwy Mawik."
"STOP CALLING ME MAWIK!!!!!!"
Malik jumped up, "Don't hurt me Mawik!!!"
Marik put his face in his hands, "Why me?!"
Bakura picked up the lighter, "This is it..." He put the flame to the olive oil and a large flame formed in the frying pan...
"WAHOO!!!!!!!!"
Everyone froze and turned their heads to the kitchen, Ryou jumped up and stared in anger and shock.
"BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Ryou ran in the kitchen, dodging his yami madly dancing around with the flaming frying pan.
"Put that fire out now!!!!!!!!"Ryou shrieked.
Bakura put the frying pan into a bowl of water and laughed.
"That was fun!"
Ryou put a hand through his hair, "No it wasn't Bakura, you could have burnt the whole kitchen!!!!"
Bakura sighed, "Well I enjoyed it...How about I give you a hug to make you better?"
Ryou jumped onto the kitchen counter, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Marik jumped up and ran into ther kitchen, "Ryou! Don't worry! I'll-what the hell?!"
He stared at them both. Malik, Yugi and Yami came in and watched.
Ryou stood on the kitchen counter trying to dodge Bakura's arms, "Bakura! I don't want a hug!"
Bakura smiled, "That's what you want me to think, but you DO need a hug really.."
"NO I DON'T!!!!!!"Ryou shrieked, Bakura started crying again.
"Wyou being nasty to me!!!!!" he sobbed, Malik smiled.
"Don't worry Kury...nasty hikari won't hurt you..."
Ryou got down from the counter, Bakura suddenly let go of Malik and hugged Ryou.
"Yay!Plushie Wyou!!!"
"I'm not a plushie!!!!"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"But why not?! Everwyone woves pwushies!!!"
"Not everyone."
Bakura let go of him, "YOU EVIL PLUSHIE HATER!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm not evil..."
"Yes you are."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Shut up Bakura."
"Shut up Wyou."
"Stop calling me Wyou."
"Stop calling me Ba- oh...that wouldn't work for me..."
Yami smiled, "Anyway, seeing as you three are such lovely hikaris, we're gonna' take you out for the day!!!!"
Yugi smiled, "Wow...what a nice suprise..."
Ryou nodded, "Um...yeah..."
Marik laughed, "Uh...sorry to dissappoint you oh lovely yamis, but we..er...need to do homework!!"
Ryou and Yugi nodded, "Yeah!"
Malik frowned, "But you don't go to school..."
Marik smiled, "Heh, that's funny isn't it?! Well, we go to a club..."
"Whats this club about?" Malik asked.
Yugi smiled, "Dueling!!!!!"
Yami gasped, "AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF TAKING ME, THE KING OF GAMES?!"
Yugi gulped, "Um...no...."
Yami sulked, "You're mean..."
"Ok, if I'm mean, then I'm mean..."
Bakura smiled, "I know!! If the hikaris can't go out today, let them do their homework and then they can play with plushies!!!!!!!!"
Ryou covered his ears, "NO!!!!! NO MORE PLUSHIES!!!!!"
Yami grinned, /That's a good torture for you to try Bakura.../
/Yeah...that'll be fun.../
/By the way Bakura, do you actually like plushies?/
/Nah, me and Malik went into a toy shop because we didn't know that toy shops are full of shudderssoft and cuddly things, I hugged one and it appears I'm allergic to them.../
/How come?/
/I started to sneeze like mad as soon as I touched one./
/Oh.../
/Yes.Oh.../
/How about I get you a plushie?/
/Don't you dare pharaoh./
/Alright, I'll get you one, you soft wittle tombrobber!/
/NO!!!! You wouldn't dare..../
/Oh yes I would...../
/Right that's it pharaoh!!!!/
Malik and the three hikaris watched Yami and Bakura pulling each others hair,both screaming like little kids.
"Let go of me you baka pharaoh!!!!"
"Then stop pulling my spikes you ignorant bastard!!!!!"
"No!!! Not untill you let go of my hair first!!"
"Then it looks like I'll have to keep pullling your hair."
"OWWW!!!!!! LET GO OF MY HAIR YOU GODAMN DECAYING PHARAOH!!"
"I'm not decaying!!!!!"
"Woah! There goes one of your blonde bits!!!"
"Where?! B-Bakura, please tell me I'm not decaying!!!"
"Um...I think another one's falling off too."
Yami let go of Bakura's hair.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M OLD!!!!!!!!"
Bakura grinned and watched Yami running up stairs. "Yep, you said it pharaoh.."
Then Bakura stopped grinning when he heard Yami, and he was not sounding very friendly...
"BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bakura gulped and watched the pharaoh storm back downstairs.
"Heh, um....can I have a head start?" Bakura grinned.
Yami grinned and held out a spray can. "You know Bakura....I always wondered what you hair would look like pink."
Bakura gasped, "Y-Yami...yo-you don't wanna' do that..."
Yami smiled, "Oh yes I do...."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Bakura ran upstairs, Yami sighed, "Ah, I love scaring him...."
Malik sighed, "I'd better go check on Bakura...."He walked upstairs, Yami sat down.
The three hikaris looked nervously at him. Yugi smiled, "H-Hi Yami..."
Yami waved, "Hi aibou!"
Malik suddenly came downstairs, "Ryou! Bakura wants to see you!!"
Ryou gulped, "Um...ok..." he walked upstairs, Malik grinned up at the clock.
"Heh, time has certainly flied thanks to Bakura's madness...only 2 hours untill it gets dark...and for the torturing to commence..."
The hikaris sat down and turned on the t.v, Malik sat down aswell and stared into the screen.
/Hey Yami!/
/What is it?/
/Only 2 hours left!/
/Good...I hope you have something planned.../
Malik grinned at him, /Oh don't worry Yami, I have the perfect torture in mind.../
/Any hints?/
/Knives.../
/Oh..I like it!/
/Yes,but I doubt the hikaris will.../
/Yeah, well we aren't supposed to torture them gently.../
/No, this torture is miles from gentle..../
/Just be careful.../
/What do you mean Yami?!/
/Our hikaris only have one life, so if you kill them, we'll be left with no one to torture, except ourselves, but that would be mad.../
/Excuse me Yami, but me and Bakura have gone way beyond madness.../
/Yes, I saw that this morning.../
Marik and Yugi huddled together.
"Yugi, I really don't like the look on our yami's faces right now...."
Yugi shook his head, "Neither do I Marik...."
(END CHAPTER!!!!!)
Hi again!!!!!! Now that we've come to the end of another chappy, I wanna' recommend some fics to ya.
'A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events'- If you haven't read this, be sure you do, this is written by my sis Yugi, it's about Yu-Gi-Oh! characters basically (her favourite word there!) saying things that sound very 'wrong' while someone ends up overhearing. It's a classic so be sure to check it out.
'The pressures of life'- Written by S.Chensu and Luff. Yet another great fic. If I'm correct it's actually written just by Luff. But anyway, the yamis and hikaris are couples, very nice scenes had to be edited (unfortunatly) but with Luff's skill at writing, it shouldn't make much of a difference.
'Behind closed Blinds'- By Lia Xaragi. (Or Lia McGregor as I know her, or like to call her anyway.) Yet another great humorous fic you guys should check out. I really love this. Despite it being the classical 'written at 3-in-the- morning thing' so I think she told me????? (Soz if I was wrong there Lia!)
'Angelic Demons and Demonic Angels.'- A supernatural story by my not-so-natural sis'. If you love Yu-Gi-Oh! and demon/angel fluffiness. Read this. I wrote one paragraph in this, and an honour it was too. Sniff Getting off the whole dramatic stuff now, please read this people, 'tis a real good fic and my poor sis can't help her bad grammar...
'Seeing thru u'.- If you like beyblades, you'll probably like this. It's mine, so who knows? It's probably a lil' naf so please bear with me!!!!! I really can't think of anything now...well, it's mine, and it's also your basic Kai/Ray with fluffy stuff later on. So, just read it for yourself. (Please?)
Last but not least) 'Wish Lists'- A beyblade fic by my pal Lia again, it's also Kai/Ray, but they're such a cute couple!!!!! And I've read plenty of Yaoi about them and it's all real good and so is this so go read it before I set Tala on you!!!!
Please review people...sniff It's nearly christmas for cryin' out loud!!!! So please please be so kind as to leave me a review. It don't have to be long, just so I can get some basic idea as to what people are thinking of it so far.
Have a nice christmas and I'll see ya next time!!!!!!!
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