Yamis of Torture.
Mai: Heya peeps!!! I'm in a great mood today and I guarantee you will be too after reading this chapter, but now for some lil' thank yous...
Bakura: And the tombrobber says hello.
Mai: Hi 'kura!!!
Bakura: Shall we thank now?
Mai: Ok!!!!!
Dark Magicain Girl/Hikaru.- I think Ryou was actually pretty cool aswell, but this is what I do with stories, I keep to part of the character's personality, then I add bits of my own, because I think it's rather unfair making Ryou a whimp, because surely, if he puts up with such a manical yami, he has to be strong in some sense? I'm glad you liked it so much aswell. I promise you, and others, that in my story, Ryou won't be weak. You'll see in further chapters.
Yugi: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: YUGI!!!!!!! THIS IS MY STORY!!!!!!!
Yugi: Why aren't you thanking people?
Mai: I was in the middle of it till someone interrupted.
Yugi: Bakura!!!!!!! Stop interruptin' my sis'!!!
Mai: I MEANT YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eye-of-Misery- I don't remember tricking you... Oh well, you can review and get a free trip to the shadow realm if you want. As a christmas pressie? I'll arrange something with Bakura about that, if not christmas day (2morrow!!!!) maybe you can have it as a birthday treat. I liked my nicknames for the hikaris, mini-pharaoh... it suits Yugi well. He's short, stressy, and has tri-coloured hair. One is sensing a familiarity with a certain yami...
About the cooking thing... it kinda' gets worse later on...
autumnburn- I don't mind that you called it weird, but if you ever meet me, the chapter will seem normal. Because my mind is a lil' mad... and VERY sick as my friends would know. But, you said you liked it anyway, so, thankies!!!
mellinde- Hehe... soz for scaring you, maybe it's my outstanding talent... or the chapter. For whatever reason it was, I'm very sorry and hope you come out from under your bed to read this next chapter. It's more of a humorous torture this time. I have a vast imagination, so, be sure to calm yours down sometime soon.
PeaceSeeker- I don't think it's just your computer, ours does it aswell, so maybe you'll wanna' check on your computer for the next chappy early on christmas mornin', or later on tonight? I can tell you really like my story, and seeing as we've become friends, I wanna' check out your own stories, unles, you're not signed in yet? It's a shame if you aren't, because it would be interesting to read some of your own. Can't you at least tell me how old you are in a review? You know I'm 13, if you've read our profile. I won't go into all detailed stuff, name etc, because I'm not really wanting to tell mine, so why should I make you? Anyway, thanks for reviewing, and have a nice christmas.
Mai: And that's all of them for now, but keep reviewin' people!!!!!
Bakura: Mai does'nt own Yu-Gi-Oh- WAIT. Evil harpie woman doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Kazu-
Yugi: I OWN YAMI!!!!!!!
Bakura: Who in their right mind would want to own a stressy midget?!
Mai: A midget who also gets stressy.
Yugi: Yami give me treats, and plays out a different version of the bunny story to me!!!
Mai: I REALLY didn't want to know that...
Yugi: I get to join in t-
Bakura: Shadow realm then?
Yugi: NO!!!!!!!! MEANIES!!!!!! THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: Ok... I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Kazuki Takahashi does. I own the harpie family though.
Bakura: You evil harpie woman...
Mai: I'M NOT AN EVI-
Yugi: Well then, the authoress is a lil' busy at the mo, so, I get the honours of introducing her own story.
This is Pugi Moto, lover of Yami Moto, (and Atem) reporting for you out there-
Mai: CLEAR OFF!!!!!!!
Yugi: Meep!
Mai: Ahem, just read and review. I have a tombrobber to catch.
Chapter Five:Ham-Ham hikaris.
The next day the three hikaris were sitting downstairs in their armchairs.
"My arm hurts..." Marik groaned, inspecting the gash on his left arm.
"Guys, I don't think I'm gonna' be walking much since they stretched my legs and the slit one open with a knife." Yugi sighed.
Ryou laughed, "Well, it looks like you've returned to normal height Yugi."
"Yeah. Anyway, how you feelin'?" Yugi replied.
"Ok..." Ryou said.
"Let's watch t.v!" Yugi suggested, Ryou and Marik nodded.
Yugi turned on the t.v and smiled, "The Ham-Hams!!!!!!!"
Ryou claped his hands, "Aren't they so adorable?"
Marik frowned, "They are bloody not adorable if your yami has a whole plushie collection of them and trys to kill you with them!!!!!"
"Oh well, let's watch them! Harmony's about to teach them 'hamcheer'!" Yugi and Ryou stared in awe at the screen.
Then, Bakura and Malik walked downstairs, Malik ran up to the t.v, "HAM-HAMS!!!!!!!!!"
Marik frowned, "Malik, hamtaro willl lose his head if you try to make him kill me again."
Malik smiled, "But the ham-hams love you Marik! But they'll hate you if you behead Hamtaro!!"
"I hate them anyway."
"MARIK!!!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?! You'll make the ham-hams cry!!!!"
"They aren't real."
"Not if I mind control them..."
"You wouldn't dare..."
"Oh yes I would Marik!!!"
Yugi smiled, "Ahhh!!!! Jingle's playing the theme tune on his guitar!!!!"
"I'm gonna' stick that guitar up that Jingle's bloody-"
"Marik!!! Don't speak such violence infront of the ham-hams!!!!!"
"MALIK!!!!!! THE HAM-HAMS DO NOT EXIST!!!!!!"
"That's what you think...."
Bakura watched the screen, "This is just weird, the ham-hams mostly speak english yet they decide to say these weird words like 'hamha', I mean, what's the point in that?!"
"It's just another language that they speak in." Ryou stated.
Malik grinnned, "Hey Bakura! You and Ryou look like that white ham-ham with bunches!"
Bakura frowned, "I'm not a girl hamster!!!"
"That's Bijou!" Ryou said, "She fancies Hamtaro."
Yugi smiled, "Hamtaro's my favourite!!!"
Malik shook his head, "Spat rules!!!!"
Bakura raised his eyebrows, "Who's Spat?!"
Malik pointed to the screen, "The hamster in the devil costume!!!"
Bakura grinned, "Now that's my kind of ham-ham!!"
/Say Malik... I think I have an idea for a day-time torture.../
/What is it?/
/How about we turn the hikaris into ham-hams? Seeing as their human bodies are too weak, let them rest and then put them in a ham-hams body!!!/
/Cool idea! Let's go operation ham-ham hikaris!!!/
Malik and Bakura took out their millenium items. The eye of Ra glowing on their foreheads. "Hikaris, we've decided on a torture for you, we thought you need a rest from your human bodies for a while...."
Bakura and Malik held out a hand, there was a flash, and the hikaris fell on the floor, their souls then went into ham-hams...
Bakura and Malik grinned, "Let's go get Yami..."
Yugi opened his eyes, "I wonder what the yamis meant by 'giving us a break from our human bodies'...." he sat up, "I feel shorter than normal..." he looked around the room and gasped, "My human body!!!!"
Yugi stared at his reflection in the millenium puzzle, "T-this can't be happening!!! I'm Hamtaro!!!"
He turned round, "So Ryou and Marik must have been turned into ham-hams too.."
Marik woke up and looked at his body... he then noticed a guitar on his back, "Oh Ra... I'm that Jingle guy!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A GODAMN HAM-HAM!!!!!!!"
Ryou woke up beside him, "What's all the fuss Marik WOAH!!! They turned you into Jingle!!! Yugi's Hamtaro!!!"
Marik and Yugi began to snigger, Ryou frowned, "What are you guys laughing about?!"
Yugi stopped laughing, "The yamis turned you into Bijou!!!!"
Ryou looked into the millenium puzzle and screamed, "BAKURA IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!"
Marik sighed, "Well, it looks like they'll be back soon, so we'd better just sit here and wait.... how about I sing a song?"
Yugi nodded, "YAY!!!"
Marik frowned, "I was being sarcastic... so let's not sit here and wait for them, instead, I'd rather run away, what do you say to that?"
Ryou nodded, "It would be far safer to leave then stay here, even if we are hamsters now."
Yugi smiled, "Let's go!"
Marik sighed, "But how are we gonna' leave the house?"
"There's a cat flap in the kitchen!!!" Ryou exclaimed.
Yugi smiled, "Ok, but one thing first, we'd better keep the noise down, the yamis might hear us and then torture us!!"
So the three hikaris, or ham-hams, set off to the kitchen...
Bakura and Malik smiled, "And so, that's when we came up with a new torture..."
Yami nodded, "And this is?"
Malik grinned, "We turned the hikaris into ham-hams!!!"
"Ok..."
Bakura gulped, "Can ham-hams move fast?"
Malik nodded, "Yes, why?"
Bakura grinned, "Um... we've just left the ham-ham hikaris unattended downstairs... so they could run away if we're not careful."
Yami got up, "Let's get them before they do!!"
Bakura and Malik nodded and ran downstairs with Yami.
Ryou, Yugi and Marik ran across the room, Marik frowned, "I wish I didn't have a guitar.."
Yugi sighed, "Stop fussing and keep movin'! The sooner we leave this house the better!!"
Ryou nodded, "Yeah Marik! We've gotta' keep going or we'll never be free!"
"Where are they?!"
The three hikaris froze.
"They're around here somewhere....."
They watched the three yamis walk round the room, Bakura grinned.
"Come on out little ham-ham hikaris, or we'll have to bring a cat in the house to find you!"
Yugi gulped, "Let's go!!" he whispered. They ran into the kitchen.
"We're almost there!" Ryou cried.
They came to a hault at the cat flap, Yugi tried to open it, then fell on the floor.
"It's no use, I can't open it!" he paniked, "If only we had our millenium items to help us!!!"
There was a flash and each hikari got their millenium item (by coincidence).
Marik smiled, "Ah, my blessed rod... now then... let's slice this cat flap open!!!"
Ryou and Yugi stood back as Marik did his handywork, he grinned at the chopped up plastic mess that was the cat flap, "See? Now all we have to do is-"
"There you are!!!"
The three hikaris turned round, "BAKURA!!!!!"
Bakura grinned, "Yes, now come here and I'll give you a hamster treat!"
Malik and Yami came in, Bakura frowned, "Come here you bloody ham-hams!!!"
The hikaris ran through the cat flap, the yamis threw open the door and ran after them.
The hikaris went into a nearby hedge.
Marik grinnned, "Ra look at those yamis, such dumbasses.."
Yugi nodded, "Yeah...."
Ryou frowned, "Keep it down guys! Or they'll find us!!!"
"Yeah.... but you have to admit, the yamis are kinda' stupid..." Marik laughed.
Yami squinted his eyes, "I can't see them anywhere..."
Bakura smiled "Don't worry Yami! I'll find them!!" he jumped onto the floor and started to do an army crawl.
Yami slapped a hand to his forehead, "Bakura you are such an idiot sometimes..."
Malik shook his head, "He's an idiot ALL the time."
Bakura smiled, "Yeah well no one's perfect, even the pharaoh's had his moments...."
Yami blushed, "Tombrobber!! I told you not to say anything about 'that'!!!"
Malik grinned, "Look's like someone has a secrect!! Come on pharaoh, tell us what it is..."
Yami sighed, "Alright, it all began when I got my very first girlfriend....."
Flashback
"Hey Yami, I'm just gonna' have a wash ok?" Yami's girlfriend said.
"Ok, see you in the same room as before!" The young pharaoh replied.
"Ooohhh... the pharaoh's got a girlfriend!!"
Yami swivelled round to see a white haired figure behind a pillar, "Tombrobber...."
"So, what are you gonna' do in the 'same room as before'?" the tombrobber asked.
Yami blushed, "That is none of your business Bakura!!"
Bakura grinned, "Oh isn't it now? Well.." he walked away, "We'll see about that....."
Yami shook his head, "Baka...."
Half an hour later
Yami walked around the very detailed stone corridors till he came to a room, he smiled then entered, meanwhile.. a certain tombrobber was watching his every move...
Yami smiled at the figure in the bed, he layed down on the bed and wrapped his arms around the persons waist, they lifted their head and screamed. Yami gasped and jumped off the bed, "Teana! I'm so sorry! I thought you were my girlfriend!!!"
Teana frowned, "I'm your sister for Ra's sake!!!"
Yami ran out of the room and down the corridor, he stopped and layed against a wall.
"Smart move pharaoh..."
Yami turned round and grabbed Bakura, "You didn't see anything, got that?"
Bakura nodded and walked away, "Don't worry pharaoh, your secret's safe with me..."
Bakura grinned, "Only joking.... look's like a good thing to blackmail him with..."
End flashback
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Malik laughed, Bakura sighed happily.
"I just love bringing that back up... ahh... such a pleasant memory...."
Yami frowned, "Anyway, let's search for the hikaris."
"Hamkaris!" Malik exclaimed.
Yami rolled his eyes, "Wonderful Malik, now, let's just find them.."
Bakura crawled about till he came to a hedge.
"Why hello little hikaris!!!"
He took out a plastic bag and scooped the hikaris into it, he grinned,
"See? I'm not so stupid after all! I caught them!!!"
"That's what you think!!!" Bakura looked at the bag, Marik, or Jingle, sliced the bag with the millenium rod, the hikaris hopped out and through the fence.
"Oh no you don't!!!!!!" Bakura frowned, he jumped over the fence, followed by Malik and Yami.
The hikaris ran away into the town, the yamis tried to follow them, but at their old age, soon ran out of energy.
It was then that T'ea, Tristan, Joey and Serenity were walking around, and T'ea and Serenity just happened to see the ham-ham hikaris..
"Aww! They're so cute!!!" Serenity exclaimed, picking up Ryou and Yugi, (though she didn't know who they were of course), T'ea picked up Marik, "Yeah, this one has a guitar!"
Suddenly, the yamis walked down the street, "There they are!!!" Bakura said, they ran over to T'ea and co.
Bakura grinned, "Thank you for finding our hamsters!!"
Yami nodded, "We are very grateful!"
Malik smiled, "Um.. like they just said!"
Joey frowned, "Haven't you got a cage for them?"
Bakura gulped, "No....."
T'ea smiled, "Go to the pet shop over there and buy one."
Malik nodded, "Will do."
The yamis ran off to the pet shop.
Tristan frowned, "I wonder how those hamsters got mini golden items in the first place...."
Bakura walked around the pet shop, "So Ryou, which cage would you like?"
Ryou frowned, "Don't put me in a cage!!!!!"
Bakura smiled, "Ah, a nice blue one, how about some hamster food whilst we're at it?"
"Whatever." Ryou spat.
Bakura walked over to the food section and picked up a random bag of food.
"That's dog food you idiot!!!!" Ryou sighed, Bakura frowned,
"I'll just feed you scraps from my plate then."
"Ok!"Ryou smiled. "Though seeing how much you eat, I'll be anorexic before you know it..."
Bakura held the cage and walked out of the shop, Ryou gasped.
"Bakura! Pay for that cage!!"
"Paying is for bakas."
"No. It's for people who are sensible."
"Then that counts me out doesn't it?"
"Your in deep shit now Bakura...."
"Then I'll transform you back to normal and say you did it!"
"That's not fair! You were the one who did it!!"
"Life's not fair Ryou."
"Go pay for that cage!!!"
"No."
"Why not?!"
"Because I'm a Ra damned tombrobber! Not a bloody british hamster!!!!!"
People in the town stared at Bakura shouting at this hamster.
A woman and her son stood there,
"Mommy, why is that man shouting at the hamsty?"
"Um.... I don't know son... l-let's get going now...."
Bakura frowned, "You are so annoying!!! Why I'd send you to the shadow realm and back if all these mortals weren't watching!!!!!"
Ryou smiled, "They can't here me speaking though... 'cos I'm just a wittle hamster and you're a dumbass tombrobber!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!" Bakura screamed, which unfortunatly drew the whole town's attention on him.
"That kid's a pshyco!!" One person exclaimed.
"The police'll be after him.... cruelty to animals that is." Another person said.
Bakura looked around him, "Um... Ryou... what's the 'police'?"
Ryou smiled, "There these 'mortals', as you call normal people like myself, that take you away in a vehcile...."
"VVVVVVVVeeeeiiiihhhhhhhhcccccccclllllllllleeeeee?!"
"Vehcile you idiot, anyway, they then lock you up for a numerous amount of years..."
"Ryou, promise me one thing....."
"What?"
"If I go to jail, can you come with me?"
"NO!! I'm not gonna' spend my time in a dirty, cramped cell... not when I have a full life ahead of me!!!"
"Aww.... p-please?"
"I'd love to Bakura, honest, it's just that, I don't have the time to right now..."
"Some other time then?"
"NO!!!!!"
"Hey Yami.... Bakura's causing a bit of trouble out there.... everyone's staring at him..."
"Where? Oh Ra!!! What the hell is he doing?!"
"Dunno' let's go check on him!"
Yami and Malik were about to leave the shop when the attendant came out, "I hope you boys are planning to pay for those!!"
Yami walked up to her and took his puzzle off, "Oh but we did..."
He began to swing the puzzle to and fro, "Look into my puzzle..... we paid for these cages.... you saw us pay for them.... now then..... what did we just do?"
The attendant watched the puzzle, "You..... paid.... for... the.... cages....."
Bakura and Ryou walked back in the shop, Yugi bit Yami's hand, "Leave her alone!!" Yugi frowned, "You're missusing the puzzle!!!"
Malik started laughing, "She has a name!!! It's on a tag too!!!"
"Amy...." Yami frowned, "That's a weird name...."
Ryou shook his head, "It means 'beloved' in France, and I angree with her on this one, you should've pa-"
"Well the french are bakas anyway." Bakura growled.
Yami sighed, "Let's get going then...."
Malik sulked, "Can't we take her home? She's not bad... for a mortal..."
Bakura nodded, "Suppose we could make her a slave or somethin'...."
"Sorry boys, however nice she is, we can't take her home." Yami said, walking out of the shop, Bakura shrugged his shoulders and left the shop aswell, Malik sighed, "I'm gonna' miss that attendant..."
Marik shook his head, "Let's just get going."
Malik nodded and followed the other two...
Back at home, the three yamis were sitting in the main room with their caged hikaris.
"Come on Marik, run! Spin, do something?!?!?!" Malik demanded.
His alter-ego looked up at him tiredly, "But I'm too tired to move...."
Malik opened the cage and lifted up his paw, it drooped back down as soon as he let go of it, he sighed, "You're lazy Mawik."
Marik frowned at him and took out his mini millenium rod, "You would not be saying that if I was in my normal body..."
"Actually, Mawik, I would, because I'm your yami and I have a millenium item too, so big whoop!!!" Malik sneered, taking out his own millenium item.
"Ryou.... can you do anything?" Bakura asked, "I'm bored..."
Ryou shook his head, "No. You see I used to be a human so I'm not used to running on a wheel like a hamster you idiot!!!"
The three yamis grinned to each other,
"A wheel you say? Thanks Ryou! You've given us an idea! You're such a nice hik- well, um...hamster."
"Oh dear...." Ryou gulped, "Um.... well... only red haired hamsters can go on hamster wheels you see, otherwise any other hamster that goes on one dies."
"Well, you can test the wheel first then, go on! Onto the wheel!" Bakura pushed Ryou onto the wheel, who sat there, "What do I do now Bakura? I'm on the wheel."
Bakura began to think, "Um..... well.... you did say something about running on it..."
Ryou stared at him wide-eyed, "Did I say that?! Well, I must have meant that for something else!!"
Yami shook his head, "I heard perfectly well what you said Ryou, now start runnin'!!!"
Ryou made a little 'eep' and started to run.
Yugi and Marik watched him through their cages, they walked up to each other at the bars of their cages.
/Poor Ryou... that's gonna' hurt in a few minutes time.../
/Well just be glad it's him and not us Yugi!/
/That's a nice thing to say about your dear friend!/
/Sorry your highness, I shall now mope in shame!/
/That's not what I meant Marik!! Stop playing around when a friend needs our help!/
/But how can we help him now?! He's on a Ra damned hamster wheel!/
/You could offer to go on the wheel in his stead?/
/I'm not going to offer to sweat to my bloody death just to help my friend!!!!/
/You obviously never had friends back in Egypt did you?/
/No./
/I might have known.../
/But now I have you and Ryou as my friend's right?/
/Yeah, now go help Ryou!!!!/
/Damn you mini pharaoh!!!/
/Please help him!/
/No./
/Fine! Sit and watch your friend die of exhaustion! But the memories will only come to haunt you! People will point to you in the street and say: "There's that baka, Marik, who didn't help his friend when he-/
/ALRIGHT!!!! I'll offer to go on the Ra damned wheel!!/
/I knew you'd say that../
Marik walked up to the bars of his cage near the yamis, "Hey! Can I go on the wheel now? I wanna' run!!!!"
Malik raised his eyebrows, "Really?!"
Marik nodded, "Of course! It's about time I did some exercise!"
Yami frowned, "Ok, Ryou, you can stop running."
"Um...." Bakura pointed to the cage, "I think he already has...."
Bakura poked Ryou in the back, "Come on Ryou, get off the wheel, it's Marik's turn."
Ryou just layed there, "Too..... tired..... can't.... move...."
Bakura frowned, "Lazy baka!" he picked Ryou up by his ears and put him on his lap, "Actually, you're quite soft little Ryou." he began to stroke him.
Ryou eyes grew wide in suprise, "Um Bakura, why are you stroking me?"
"Because you're so cuddly and soft and I wish you could stay as a hamster forever!!" Bakura smiled.
"Really?" Ryou said, the sense of sarcasim in his voice, "Well I don't like being a hamster, so the sooner I'm in my human body, the better!"
Bakura looked down at him, "You can't really mean that, surely you like being a hamster a little bit?"
"No." he glared up at Bakura.
Bakura sighed and continued to stroke Ryou's soft, white fur, "Well, that's just your opinion... where as I, in the other hand, think differently to that of which you have opposed to."
"Since when did you learn to say words of such high status?" Ryou questioned his yami.
Bakura smiled and let out a laugh, "Since I heard you say stuff like that!"
Ryou nodded, then looked back at his cage where Marik was being put... or shoved,onto the wheel.
Why in Ra's sake did I actually offer to do this?! Oh yeah... because a friend's life was at stake... I just hope that Yugi comes to save me when I end up like Ryou did...
"Um.... I'm on the wheel... so I'm supposing you want me to run like Ryou did, yeah?"
Marik asked, looking at the yamis. Malik nodded, "Yep, now stop yackin' and start runnin'!"
"Yes, oh royal one who is allowed to command me whenever he chooses!!!" Marik sneered, before starting to run. After a little while, Malik took out the dagger from his millenium rod.
"Run faster baka!!!!!" Malik roared, causing Marik to jump up in shock.
"Y-Yes sir!!" Stammered the small hamster, picking up a faster pace.
Yugi watched his friend solemnly, then turned to Ryou, who was peacefully resting on Bakura's lap.
It won't be long till Marik soon wears out of energy... and then I'll have to go on the wheel... If only we hadn't watched 'Hamtaro' we wouldn't be in this situation!!!! However, we did watch it, so now all we can do is wish that this won't last much longer...
Marik ran as fast as his little feet could take him, he began to wheeze, "Please! I beg of you! Don't make me run any longer, my legs can't go on!!!!"
His yami looked at the others, then nodded, "You may stop running."
Marik smiled gratefully then climbed off of the wheel before plopping on the soft shreddings.
Malik shook his head, "Come and sit over here." he carefully picked Marik up and cradled him in his arms, "Bakura, you're right, they are cuddly!"
Marik snuggled into his ego's arms, "You're cuddly too Malik!!!"
Yami grinned towards his hikari, "Looks like it's your turn now aibou." he placed a hand on Yugi, who, at his touch, darted into the corner, quivering.
"Come on now Yugi, the other two have gone on it, and so must you, now, come forward."
Yugi dug himself under the shreddings, "No!"
Yami let out a sigh, "Please Yugi, I don't want to have to use violence..."
Yugi popped his head out from the pile of shreddings, "Ok..." he slowly climbed out from the shreddings and crawled over to Yami's hand.
Yami lifted Yugi up and put him in the other cage, "Onto the wheel." Yami ordered, Yugi nodded and slowly paced up to the wheel, his nerves rapidly building up each step of the way, he then paused.
Here goes nothing...
He climbed onto the wheel, "May I come off when I get tired?" he asked, Yami looked down at him, "You may stop. But only when I think you have had enough, now, hurry, the sooner you have ran the wheel, the sooner it will be over, you will return to your normal bodies, and we yamis can get some rest."
"Yeah 'cos the pharaoh's gettin' a bit old and cranky lately, so he needs his early bedtime and mug of warm milk." Bakura sneered, Yami glared daggers at him,
"You're saying I'M cranky?! Who's the one who storms around the place when he doesn't get his way?!"
Bakura held up his chin, "I do not regret those times in which I have been cranky, but at least I can admit my sins!!!"
"I DO admit my sins!!!!" Yami gasped, "So I demand you take back those insults and shove them up where not even Ra can see!!!"
"Oh.... pharaoh hasn't any sins?! Well, I do recall that certain incident between the mix up between your girlfriend and your own sister, which is actually insest, however, you didn't 'do' anything with her, so you were lucky then!! But! I bet Ra is looking down at you in shame!!! Shame that a pharaoh he thought he could trust was about to go against his own country by-"
"THAT'S ENOUGH TOMBROBBER!!! Oh Ra I wish I'd killed you years ago..."
"And I wish I'd killed you too Pharaoh!!"
"Oh quit whining the pair of you!!!" Malik frowned, ruffling Marik's fur.
Meanwhile... a certain person was running his life away on a hamster wheel...
"YAMI!!!!! Please can I come off now?!" The young boy, or now hamster, piped up.
The pharaoh, oblivious that Yugi had already started running, rushed over to the hamster, "Yes you certainly can Yugi!! Woah.... aren't you kinda' going a bit too fast?!"
Yugi shook his head in agreement, "Y-Yami! I can't stop the wheel!!!AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! IT'S GOING TOO FAST!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP MMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone turned their attention to the hamster clinging on for his dear life on the rapidly spinning hamster wheel.
Bakura began howling with laughter, as did Malik, Yami held his hands up in panik, "Uh.. don't worry Yugi! I'll stop the wheel somehow...."
"THEN HURRY UP ALREADY!!!!!!!" Yugi shrieked.
Yami, not being the brightest thing, stuck a finger on the wheel, suprisingly, it stopped. Unfortunatly, Yugi didn't, for he was then flung through the air, landing in a heap within Yami's hair.
Everyone stared wide eyed at the scene which had just taken place, Yami looked up, there was a rustling noise and Yugi popped out from a mass of black hair, "Hi everybody!!"
Yami frowned, "Yugi, come down from my hair!!!"
Yugi, taking advantage of what Yami had just told him, held onto one of Yami's bangs and slid down untill he met with Yami's eyes.
"Hi Yami!!"
"I thought I told you to come down from my hair?!"
"Yes, you did. And I have done exactly as you wanted, 'to come down from your hair' that's what you told me!"
"Whatever."
Something then drew Yami's attention... streaks of yellow, black and pink began to grow on Yugi's head, he then became larger...
The same was happening to Ryou, he was suddenly wearing his jumper!
Malik looked down as Marik began to get purple eyes....
It was then, that the hikaris had returned to normal...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yami screamed, "Yugi!!! Let go of my hair!!"
Yugi grinned sheepishly and let go of Yami's bang, "Sorry 'bout that..."
"RYOU!!!!!! Get off of me!!!!!!!" Bakura shoved Ryou off of his lap.
"You were the one who was stroking me!!" Ryou replied.
Marik stared at his yami in fear, "Um... Malik... can you let me go please? I-'m not a hamster anymore..."
He tried to get off when Malik held him tighter, "No hikari... you're too nice to let go of..."
Marik made a little 'eep', "Malik, I want to go to bed!!!"
Malik nodded understandibly, "Alright, but one thing..." he leaned towards Marik's ear and began to speak in a whisper, "May I come with you?"
"NO!!!!!!" Marik screached, and ran upstairs, the yamis and the two remaining hikaris walked upstairs...
/Hey Ryou.../
/Yes Yugi?/
/It looks like we've got another problem now../
/What do you mean?/
/I-I.... I think Malik's... g-gay..../
/Oh god.../
/Exactly./
/We'll have to beware in future then.../
/Yeah.../
Everyone went off to their rooms and were supposed to be getting to sleep...
/Malik?/
/Yes tombrobber?/
/Are you gay?!/
/Yes./
/Oh./
/Why?/
/Um.. nothing! But can I ask you something?/
/Of course./
/Do you fancie me?/
/I can't say yes or no./
/Oh... um.. that's alright... I-I was just checking../
/Ok! Nighty nighty!/
/Pyjama pyjama./
/Hope your sleep is../
/TOP BANANA!!!!/
/Malik, Bakura, shut up. I can hear that stupid little banana thingy you were saying./
Meanwhile... What Yugi can hear in the mind link...
/Night nighty/
/Pyjama pyjama.../
What Ryou can hear...
/Hope your sleep is.../
/TOP BANANA!!!!!!/
"Great scott! Tell me that wasn't Bakura who just shouted 'top banana'... damn... it was him.... I... I have no yami I have no yami I have no yami..."
What Marik can hear...
/Malik, Bakura, shut up. I can hear that stupid little banana thingy you were saying./
/Well sorry asshole!!!/
/I'm no asshole you tombrobber!!!/
/I know I'm a tombrobber./
/Just shut up./
/How about no you crazy pharaoh!!!!!/
/I'm not crazy.... well... not really crazy like you two anyway..../
Marik sighed and looked up at the ceiling.
"I have a feeling that living with our yamis isn't gonna' get any easier..."
(End Chapter)
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