Yamis of Torture.
Mai: Hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice to meet ya in another chapter of 'Yamis of Torture'!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Hi.
Mai: I see you're in your usual talkative mood...
Bakura: Hm...
Mai: Though you talked more in the previous chapters... what's up?
Bakura: KEEP AWAY YOU EVIL HARPIE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: Okaaaaaaaaay, let's get on with the thank yous...
S.Chensu and Luff- EXCUSE ME BUT I ACTUALLY DID UPDATE ON CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!!!! Or, christmas eve, so don't start yackin' on that I didn't update on time, because if you check the reviews, I have some on christmas eve AND day, no offense pal... Can't you be grateful that I actually updated? And that I actually took my time to update TWO chapters?! C'mon, think about it.
But anyway, I'm glad you liked the chapter, and I'm glad you're happy that I did update in the end. Heh, poor stressed Luff...
PeaceSeeker- I've talked to you a bit about stuff, which reminds me. (I'll get back to you in a minute PeaceSeeker)
If anyone has any queries about this chapter, or any others please state so in a review or E-mail me. The address is on our profile. Thanks.
Anyway, back to PeaceSeeker, it's nice to get reviews like yours, because at first, I was expecting nothing but flames from people, but all you guys, and you in particular, have been real nice to me. (Is that only because I'm a kid?! Because even though I'm 13, it makes me a kid compared to you guys.)
But yeah, it's been a real nice experience for me this has, because now that I know people appreciate my work, I can go onto writing even better stuff.
So thanks for all the stuff you've done. I appeciate it a lot.
(Geez, I probably sounded very cheesy then...)
Jade Cade- Lucky call there, if I hadn't checked my reviews I would've ended up missing you out!!!! But at least you're here now eh? Yeah, I wish I had a hamkari too... and I would probably take more care of mine aswell. I'm really nervous because everyone wants a hamster now... please DO NOT get your mothers on me. Or your local pet shop owner. I only wrote the chapter, it wass not intended to get you all wanting a hamster. Look up 'Hamtaro' on your internet searching thing (Google, ask Jeeves etc) I don't think Jeeves gives you images, but google does, and that's the search engine I use. Ham-hams are VERY cute, and you'll know who I turned each hikari into when you look it up.
Michele- Wow, I made you laugh... Heh, that's pretty cool, and I must admit that I too was in hysterics at the end of the chapter. Yes, Malik is gay, and it's rather amusing now because you're all begging to find out what happens next. Well, it'll all be revealed VERY soon, so keep reading. (AND REVIEWING PLEASE!)
Sami (Or Animechik)- I totally agree with you about Malik, I would've offered to get in bed with him aswell. He is SOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!! Oh, and 'Erotic'.( Soz, you told me to say it in your review) And I'm not going to answer your question about Bakura being gay due to certain reasons. Which you might've just figured out??????? Have you seen what the ham-hams look like? It sounded like you already knew of them, then again, so did I if I wrote a chapter featuring them.
Yugi: AHEM. The mini pharaoh is very bored.
Mai: STOP INTERUPTING ME SIS!!!!!!!!
Yugi: I can't help it, it's who I am.
Mai: Yeah, a lil' pipsqueak who goes around ranting 'all hail the mini pharaoh' and walks around like he has something stuck up his arse.
Yugi: Yami's-
Mai: NO!! THAT'S SICK!!!!!!! Moving on...
autumnburn- Hehe, you're gettin' quite ahead, and I like that. About the others falling in love... right now I'm not gonna' say anything. But I promise you that the first actual couple will feature in about chapter 8. At least, I think so, wait a sec'... If it's not chapter 8, then the pair will be warmin' up to each other then, and it will probably be chapteer 9. That's all I'm gonna' say for now.
Eye-of-Misery- You are a very cool person. You hate Yami, and by the sounnds of your pename, just sound VERY cool.I'm a very depressing person, or so my sis' tells me, in truth, I just wanna' be left alone. There are many idiots among us these days, so I choose to ignore them, simple as that. Surely you understand what I'm goin' through? But anyway, it certainly was a blast to write this chapter. Thanks for the compliment oh miserable friend.
Esther 'n Era-goddess-ofChaos- Ham-hams are extremely cute. Somehow even a depressing person such as myself can still be forced to go 'ahh' at their cuteness. I don't know how they do it, but they can. Heh, I sometimes update pretty fast, it all depends really, because I have more Yu-Gi-Oh! fics aswell, except I haven't posted them up yet, and I have my Beyblade story which is up, and I really need to start typin' the second chappy for that... Back onto Yu-Gi-Oh! now, I'm sure a few others may have interpreted Malik's gayness aswell, I saw him in the battle city series for the first time and thought, yeah, he's a yami, has a hikari,and will suit perfectly to my storyline. And there ya' have it, 'Yamis of Torture'.
mellinde- I hope I haven't made you upset, seeing as you used to have hamsters... I know a friend who used to have them aswell, but, I also hope you enjoyed the chapter because you already know a bit about hamsters. Look up 'Hamtaro' on the internet if you don't know what they all look like, they're very sweet things and I'm sure you'll love 'em.
Oh, and it's nice to see you've come out from under your bed now.
Mai: Well, that's all of 'em now-
Yugi: AHEM.
Mai: Oh yeah...
Yugi/Pugi/Yami/Da pharaoh- Hi sis'. Stop aggrivating me and update your own stories. I'm sure my reviewers wish to read more of 'A series of unfortunate 'sexual' events'. As do I for that matter, it seems I must aquaint you to this thing called the keyboard, it's amazing how you can use it to type letters up on a screen. (I love being sarcastic with you) AND IF YOU WANNA' BE IN MY THANK YOUS YOU HAVE TO REVIEW ME YOU LAZY THING!!!!!!!!
Moving on... Here I am sis', at the computer, updating, so before you nag, please consider that I even bothered to update in the end.
Mai: Finished.
Yugi: Can I go 'you-know-what' with Yami now?
Mai: You're still young, so not untill Yami comes here to collect you.
Yami: Hi aibou.
Mai: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN!!!
Yugi: Hehhe... by sis'!!!
Mai: Stupid midget...
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Kazuki Takahashi does.
Chapter six:Tombrobber cooking Nothing but chaos.
The next morning, the three hikaris were awoken by the smell of food.
Marik strode out of his room, cringing his nose at the smell, despite it being food, something seemed wrong, and Marik knew what it was...
The food was burnt.
"Yugi! Ryou! Wake up!" Marik called, he heard a few groans and a bit of shuffling around.
Suddenly, his tri-coloured friend came out, smiling weakly before letting out a yawn.
"Morning Marik."
Yugi breathed in then nearly choked, "What the hell is that smell?!"
He held his arm to his mouth, Marik frowned, "Bakura's been cooking."
Yugi rolled his eyes, "But didn't Ryou ban Bakura from the kitchen last week?!"
Marik looked up, "Yeah... I can somehow predict that Ryou's not going to be pleased..."
With such an accurate guess Marik might aswell have taken up the job as a phsycic.
Marik and Yugi watched as the white haired boy stormed out of his room.
"BAKURA!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO COOK?!"
He ran downstairs...
"Yep, he's angry all right." Yugi commented, "Come on, we'd better go see what's going on.."
Marik nodded and followed Yugi downstairs.
Meanwhile, downstairs, Malik watched in amusement as Bakura was being dragged out of the kitchen by his ear, Ryou ranting on about how he's always told him not to cook.
"Forgive me!!!! I promise not to cook again!!!!"
"You said that last time."
"But I mean it now!!!"
"Sure you do Bakura."
"Yes. I do!!!"
"No. You don't."
"At least let go of my ear!!!!"
"No."
"Aww... But why must you hurt my ear?!"
"Because you cooked when I STRICTLY told you not too, and because of that, the kitchens ruined."
"Bakura. Your hikari's a... a... clean.... person..." Malik gasped, "He has an addiction to cleanliness!! He is evil!!!!
Ryou frowned, "I'm not evil, I'm mearly looking after this place."
"You are full of clean!!!!!" Malik stammered, "Being clean is horrible!!!!"
"Do you take a bath?" Ryou questioned, the word 'bath' made Bakura scream.
"I AM DOOMED!!!! MY HIKARI HAS BATHS!!!!!! THE TOMBROBBER MUST NEVER HAVE A BATH!!!!"
"Eugh!!!! You disgusting person!!! Where is your sense of hygiene?!"Ryou spat.
"Up my ass!!!"Bakura laughed.
Ryou let go of his ear, "You're so rude Bakura!!!"
Bakura placed his hands on his hips and smoothed his hair down, "Oh look at me! I'm Mr.Hygiene!!!! I take.... baths..... and I care about my house!!!! And I wear a bloody jumper!!!!"
Ryou smiled, "But you used to wear my jumper too."
Malik sniggered at this, "He's got a point Kura'!!!!"
Bakura groaned and put his hair back to normal, "Baka...." he clasped his hands together, "Anyway, where's the pharaoh?"
As soon as Bakura had said that, Yami came downstairs, except he wasn't in his usual clothing...
"Yo what's with the drag Yami?" Bakura asked, Yami just gave him a confused look, Bakura rolled his eyes, "The jammies!!!!"
This just made Yami more confused.
Bakura stood up, "The p-ja-mas, you know, pyjamas?They've got stars on 'em."
Yami gasped, "Oh Ra!!!!"
Malik grinned, "Aw... blue with stars... don't you look cute!!!"
Yami blushed, "Yugi made me wear them!!!"
Bakura crossed his arms, "Heh, I don't have to wear pyjamas!!!"
"Oh, but I could get you a pair like mine if you wanted?" Ryou suggested.
Bakura frowned, "How about NO!!!!!!"
"You might as well Kura', I have to wear the same ones as Marik." Malik smiled.
Bakura looked up, "So?! I don't wear pyjamas!!!!"
Malik looked at him, "Then what do you wear?!"
"Nothing."
At that moment, Yami was having a nice cup of tea, he then spewed it out all over Yugi.
"Pardon tombrobber?!"
Bakura rolled his eyes, "Do I have to spell it out?! I sleep in the NUDE,you know, the birthday suit, the full monty!!!"
Yami blinked and resumed to his tea, "I wish I hadn't asked... YUGI!!!! Why the hell is your hair soaked in tea?!"
Yugi looked up at him innocently, "You spat it on me."
Yami smiled, "Ah... bless, sorry about that, you'd better go spike your hair back up, it's kinda' dripping."
Yugi nodded and went upstairs.
"I think it might be better if I did get you pyjamas Bakura." Ryou suggested.
Yami nodded, "Yes!!! For the sake of us all!!!"
"And have a bath too." Ryou added, Bakura jumped onto Malik's lap.
"You said the dreaded b-word!!!!!!!!!!" he gasped.
"Bakura, I just said bath." Ryou sighed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! STOP SAYING THAT WORD!!!!" Bakura screamed.
"Bath." Ryou repeated, grinning with delight.
"NOOOOOO!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYMORE!!!!" Bakura screached, covering his ears.
Half an hour later, Yugi came back downstairs, his hair, newly spiked up and free of tea. Bakura grinned, "Uh Yami, aren't you gonna' get changed?"
Yami put down his empty mug, "I nearly forgot about that..." he got up and walked back upstairs.
"So what pyjamas do you wear Ryou?" Bakura asked,
Ryou blushed slightly, "Ones with the English flag on of course!!!"
Bakura gulped, "Are you gonna' make me wear them?!"
"Only if you want to." Ryou replied, "Besides,you're not exactly English are you?"
Bakura nodded, "Suppose I'm not... however... what does the English flag look like?"
"It's white with a red cross." Ryou smiled.
Bakura raised his eyebrows, "Doesn't sound that bad... ok! I'll wear them!!"
Malik frowned, "You're lucky Kura', I have to wear purple pyjamas!!!"
"But you told me you liked them!!" Marik spat.
Malik rolled his eyes, "But that was then and this is now Marik, so like, get in the flow man!"
Marik stared at his yami, confusion plastered on his face, "Ok, my yami's gone weird..."
Then again he's always weird so I suppose it makes no difference!!!
Bakura leaned back, "Let's watch some t'v..."
Yugi nodded as Yami just came back downstairs in his normal leather outfit, "Yeah, let's do something instead of talking about our pyjamas for the whole day."
The room then fell silent, and the three hikaris and Malik watched in awe as both the tombrobber and the pharaoh had their eyes on the t.v remote...
"I should have the remote because I'm the pharaoh!" Yami pouted.
"Ah! But I'm the almighty King of theives!!!!" Bakura grinned.
"I'm older than you though!!!!" Yami frowned.
"When's your birthday?" Bakura asked.
Yami crossed his arms, "The 17th of January!"
Bakura started to laugh, "Heh, it seems that you're not older than me..."
Yami frowned, "What do you mean?! When's your birthday!!!!"
Bakura smiled, "The 25th of September!!!!"
"HA HA HA PHAROH!!!!!!!!!" Malik roared with laughter, Yami lifted his chin to the ceiling, "I still deserve the t.v remote."
"No you don't."
"Yes. I. Do."
"Yet I said you don't."
"Tombrobber, just let me use the remote."
"No!"
"Please?"
"What did YOU eat this morning!!! You're being so... p- p- p-..."
"Yes tomborobber?"
"P-p-p-polite!! EUGH that word is disgusting!!!!!"
"Very nice tombrobber."
Both of them suddenly leapt at the remote.
"Mine!" Yami growled.
"Mine!" Bakura snapped back at him.
"Mine!!!!"
"Mine!!!!"
"MINE!!!!"
"MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Malik screamed in delight, "I LOVE FINDING NEMO! IT'S THE BEST FILM EVER AND... um... I'd better shut up now..."
Marik sighed, "Yes, for all of our sakes please do!!"
Malik turned round and pulled a face, "I wasn't talking to you Mawik."
"How many times have I told you NOT to call me Mawik?!"
"Um.. let's see..." Malik starts to count on his fingers, "I... um... well, you have told me quite a lot, but I like calling you Mawik! MAWIK, MAWIK, MAWIK!!!!!"
"ALRIGHT!!! YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!!!!!"
Marik and Malik began to fight each other, Yugi walked around the two yamis after the remote.
"Hey! Let's settle this fight like civilised people!!!"
"Shut up mini pharaoh!"
"I'm not mini!! Well I suppose I am kinda' short, but I'm not mini!!!"
"Yeah, sure you're not..."
"I'm not!!"
"Yes you are!!!"
"You're asking for it tombrobber!!!"
"OH! I GET TO FIGHT THE PHARAOH'S HIKARI!!!"
Bakura grinned and stretched out his arm, his palm on Yugi's forehead. Yugi thrashed about madly without managing to hit the tombrobber.
Yami smiled, "YAY! I GET THE REMOTE!!!!"
Bakura turned round startled, "HEY!!!GIVE ME THAT!!!"
And, it wasn't long till Bakura and Yami were fighting again, however, Yugi continued to beat Bakura up.
Ryou looked left and right, his eyes swivveling from Marik and Malik, to Bakura, Yugi and Yami.
"How come I'm not fighting?! Hang on..."
He began to sniff the air, his head turned to the kitchen...
"BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAA!!!!!!!!"
The yamis, Yugi and Marik all stopped fighting and turned to the kitchen, large black clouds were seeping out from the door, Bakura got up and gulped.
"Y-Yes oh wonderful hikari?"
Bakura walked into the kitchen, his arms sweeping away the smoke.
He looked down at his furious hikari on the floor, a tray in his hands.
Bakura sat down beside him.
"What is this Bakura?"
Bakura's eyes looked up at the ceiling, if it wasn't full of smoke clouds that is.
"I-I-It's toast...."
Ryou rolled his eyes, stood up, and slammed the tray of 'toast' onto the kitchen counter.
"One: I banned you from the kitchen last week, two: you've wrecked the entire kitchen.."
"How have I wrecked the kitchen?!" Bakura frowned, he then looked around him as there was a sqeak noise, and the water sprinklers on the ceiling turned on, the walls were stained a murky black and smoke filled the air.
"Oh, that's how."
Ryou sighed, wiping a wet bang from his forehead.
"Bakura, you are not leaving this kitchen till it's back the way it was, understand?!"
Bakura looked down at the floor, "Yes sir."
"Good."
Ryou walked out of the kitchen, Bakura sighed,"Baka..."
He looked at the floor and to his jeans, "I think my arse is getting wet..."
"Then stand up!!!!!!!!" Ryou's voice came from the other room.
Bakura looked around, "Where is the cleaning stuff?"
"In the cupboard under the sink!" Ryou replied.
Bakura nodded, the floor was covered in puddles, however, Bakura, who isn't exactly the brightest thing to walk on the planet, shot straight up and was about to run to the cupboard when he slipped on a puddle and banged his head on the top of the sink, falling on his face in another puddle.
"Ow...."
Everyone ran into the kitchen, Yami started to howl with laughter,
"The tombrobber can't even stand up without hurting himself!!!!!!"
Ryou kneeled down beside his white haired yami in a heap on the floor,
"What did you do Kury?"
A little muffled groan came from the tombrobber, " 'Anged 'm 'ead 'n 'he Ra 'amned 'ink."
Ryou frowned, "Um, could you speak up a little? I couldn't hear what you said."
Bakura sat up, his hand on his forehead, "I banged my head on the Ra damned sink."
Ryou sighed, "Yami, get a mop and wipe up the puddles."
Yami gasped and crossed his arms, "But I'm the pha-"
"Yes and I said MOP UP THE PUDDLES!!!!!!" Ryou boomed, Yami jumped up on the spot and grabbed a mop, he began to mop up the puddles, Malik, Marik and Yugi walked away, Ryou rolled his eyes, "Malik!!!! You can help them tidy the kitchen aswell!!! Come on Bakura, we'd better get a bandage for your head and some tablets to stop the pain."
He got up Bakura held onto him, "Ok Ryou."
The pair walked out of the room and sat on a sofa, Ryou walked over to a cupboard and took out a box full of pills and stuff on one side and bandages etc on the other.
Bakura's eyes scanned over all the pills.
"Wow... I could spike the pharaoh's drink..."
Sudden images of the drunk pharaoh came into his head, seeing this, Ryou took out some bits and slammed the box shut before walking back over to the cupboard and putting it inside.
"What are you going to do to me with those things?" Bakura asked worryingly, his voice had a little hint of fear in it, he stared at the bandages and screamed, "NO!!! I'M NOT READY TO BE MUMMIFIED YET!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T WRAP ME UP IN THEM!!!! I DON'T WANNA' BE A MUMMY LIKE THAT DECAYING PHARAOH!!!"
"I HEARD THAT!!" Yami shouted from the kitchen.
Ryou laughed, "Don't be silly Kury! I'm not going to mummifiy you!"
Bakura sighed with relief, "Good, I'm not ready to have my brain pulled out from my nose by each cord with a long metal hook!!!"
A sudden barfing noise was coming from the kitchen, Ryou sighed and walked into the kitchen, then screached in anger, "MALIK!!!!! YOU'VE THROWN UP ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!! MARIK! SORT YOUR YAMI OUT HERE!!"
Marik strode into the kitchen and stood beside Malik, Yami looked at the other yami sympatheticly.
"Don't worry Malik, My brain was pulled out like that, it just comes out through the nostrils that's all, and it probably gets covered in bogies and stuff and-"
Malik looked up at Yami then continued to barf on the floor, Ryou looked like he was close to tears.
"WILL YOU ALL STOP RUINING MY KITCHEN?!"
He then ran out of the room screaming....
Bakura grabbed his arm, "I need my head sorted out..."
Ryou nodded, twitching nervously, "They've. Ruined. My. Kitchen..."
Bakura stared at him, "Oh Ra... look, I'll clean it for you ok?"
Ryou smiled and took out a gel ice pak, "OK! Here, you can numb the pain with this."
Bakura gave a funny look, "Um..ok..." he put the gel ice pak to his forehead and Ryou unwrapped the bandages, "See, if I wrap the ice pak to your forehead,you won't have to hold it."
Bakura nodded at his hikari's cleverness, his voice turned to a whisper, "Then again, maybe my brain has been taken out already..."
Ryou grinned, "I think it has."
Bakura rolled his eyes, "I knew you'd say that..."
Ryou let out a small giggle at his yami's remark and continued to sort out his head, and, after Bakura's several complaints that the colour of the ice pak clashed with his hair, Ryou managed to bandage the ice pak to this head.
Marik sighed and looked to his yami, who had finally finished barfing and was leaning over the sink, his hands grasped firmly on the edges to help him stand up.
"Maybe you should get some rest Malik..."
His alter-ego let out a small groan and leant his head further down, Marik put a hand on his shoulder.
"Even if you don't want to rest, it would be best if you did, come on..."
He wrapped his arm round Malik's waist and led him out of the kitchen,he stopped at the sofa.
"Malik's just off to get some rest."
The white haired hikari nodded and Marik continued to lead his yami upstairs.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Yami and Yugi were cleaning up.
/Yami?/
/Yes aibou?/
/How come you hardly get hurt or sick?/
/Uh... I.. don't.. know.../
/Wow, good answer./
/The pharaoh can't answer everything you know!/
/But you used-/
/Just forget what I used to tell you!/
/Yami! I can't take you anymore!!!!!!/
/But Yugi.. why?/
/When we lived in the game shop you were always so nice to me! You treated me like a brother!/
/I don't understand Yugi... what-/
/Why not Yami?!/
/Be-/
/I don't want to hear it!!/
/But Yugi, aibou../
/DON'T CALL ME AIBOU!!!/
/But../
/No buts Yami!! Don't you remember the past years?! All those tournaments we did, Duelist Kingdom, you remember that don't you?/
/Of course I do Yugi but-/
/Do you remember how we won that tournament?/
/Yes, we defeated Pegasus./
/Not that idiot!! I meant how WE won it!!/
/Oh... no, I don't rememember../
/TEAMWORK Yami!! Remember that?! And in battle city against Malik, followed by Dartz wanting everyones soul!! Me and you were a strong team, nothing could get in our way.../
/Yes, I remember that../
/So what did you do back then Yami? Did you just pretend you even cared about me?!/
/No!/
/Then how come like the time when Bakura put me on the rack, how come you actually stretched me yourself?!/
/I- er../
/WELL?!/
/Please Yugi, I never meant to do that, of COURSE I care about you!/
/Then why have you stopped showing it?! Do you not like me anymore?!/
/Yugi, of course I still like you!/
/No you don't Yami, all those times back then, they were all fake, you NEVER cared about me!!!/
/Yes I did Yugi!!!/
/I hate you Yami!!!! You used to be such a nice person, you were always there for me... it just makes me wonder... Were you always so nice to me just so you could use my body? Was I mearly your vessel to this world?!/
/No Yugi!!!/
/I've had enough of your excuses!!! Were has the real Yami gone?!/
/What do you mean?! I'm right here!/
/No you're not! The real Yami was kind and caring, worthy of the title as the pharaoh, you're not. You're nothing but a decaying baka who CLAIMS to be the pharaoh!/
/But I am the pharaoh!/
/Then you're not a very good one are you?!/
/Yugi.../
/As far as I'm concerened I HAVE NO YAMI!!!!!/
Yugi ran out of the room, Yami fell to the floor, tears rolling down his cheeks.
"Yugi... I never meant to hurt you... please... forgive.. me..."
He suddenly stood up, an extremely deep shade of crimson in his eyes, the black eyeline turning into what Marik's were in battle city when he was being possesssed by Malik's evil...
Say what you want baka, however, I'll show you I'm worthy of being the pharaoh, just you wait! I'll make you regret insulting the pharaoh!!!MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
Bakura frowned concerningly,
/Did you hear what I heard Ryou?/
/Yes./
/Somehow, seeing as all of us can use mind link, I don't think me and you were the only ones who heard them../
/Now what are we going to do Bakura?!/
/I don't think there's much we can do to be honest.../
/But Bakura.. we have to do something!! We have to get Yugi and Yami to forgive each other!!/
/Yeah.. but, you heard how seriously the pair were arguing, there's not much of a chance Yugi and Yami will like each other again../
/Maybe I should talk to Yugi../
/Yeah, I'll talk to Yami./
The pair got up.
/Oh Bakura!/
/What?/
/Try not to hit your head on the sink again./
/Heh, I won't!/
They both walked off in different directions...
/What a great time for Yami and Yugi to be arguing!!!/
/Mmm../
/Sorry Malik I didn't mean to wake you./
/It's ok, I think Yugi and Yami did that already./
/Oh.../
Malik got up and stretched,
/Tell you what Marik, I'm feeling better already!!/
/That's good, hey, Maybe you should go talk things out with Yami./
/Ok, you go talk to Yugi./
And so, like Ryou and Bakura, the pair walked off to the tri coloured boys...
Yugi curled up on his bed, letting his tears flow freely from his large purple eyes.
"Why Yami?! Was there something I did wrong?! What caused you to hate me so much?! Oh, it's so confusing..."
There was a knock at his door,
"Hmm?"
The door opened and Marik and Ryou walked in, they sat at either ends of his bed, he sat up and wiped his tears with his sleeve.
Ryou made a 'tut' noise and reached into his pocket,
"Don't use your sleeve! You've gotten it wet silly!Here.."
He gave Yugi a tissue, Yugi smiled thankfully and wiped his eyes.
"Thanks Ryou."
Marik patted Yugi on the shoulder,
"We heard you and Yami's argument in the mind link... everyone did.."
Ryou looked down at Yugi.
"I feel really sorry for you Yugi, it seems that ever since the dueling tournaments have ended, me and Marik's yami has gone nice and yours has gone.."
"Evil, heartless, stubborn, mean.."Yugi finished.
Ryou sighed and gave him a hug.
"Don't worry Yugi, me and Marik will always be here for you."
Marik nodded,
"Yeah! Just forget about that baka! He never deserved a hikari like you!"
Yugi smiled up at the pair,
"Thank you."
They nodded in reply, Yugi chuckled for a few seconds.
"I'm not sayng it's because your hair makes you look like a girl or anything Ryou, but, the way you're always tidying up after everyone and cheering them up when they're upset, you're like a mother..."
He laid his head on Marik's arm, Ryou began to think,
"Yes, I suppose I do..."
Marik grinned, "That's a good point Yugi, however, you do have quite long hair..."
Ryou frowned, "You have long hair too!!!"
Yugi burst out laughing, "That reminds me of that time when..."
"Oh no Yugi, please don't remind me..."
Marik eyed the pair suspiciously, "What happened Ryou?"
Yugi smiled, "Heh, well, it all happened when I introduced Ryou to my Grandpa..."
Flashback
At the Game shop.
Yugi and Ryou walked into the back part of the shop, which was, obviously, Yugi's home.
(A.N: Shame really... I thought it was a cardboard box...)
They sat down on the sofa where they were greeted by Yugi's Grandpa...
"Hello Yugi! Oh my... how did my little grandson manage to find such a beautiful woman like you?!"
Ryou rolled his eyes.
"I'm-"
"Don't tell me, you're Yugi's girlfriend? Ah I remember when I met Yugi's grandma.. ah.. how we had so much fun."
Yugi, who was now suffering total embarassment, shuffled off to the kitchen, Grandpa sat down close to Ryou, a little TOO close for his liking.
"By the way, I'm always single if you give up on yugi..."
Ryou let out a scream, "I'm very sorry sir but you have me quite mistaken! I'm a boy!!!!!!"
Grandpa shot up, "Oh dear, I'm so sorry!! It's just that your hair.. it makes you look like a girl..."
Ryou let out a laugh, "It's ok, most people mistake me for a girl..."
He ran off to the kitchen where Yugi was, Grandpa blushed madly.
"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... I'd better keep that a secret from Yugi..."
However, all the time that Granpa had chatted up Ryou, the tri-coloured boy had been watching, and he too, was absolubtly horrified...
End flashback
Marik layed back on the bed, howling with laughter, as was Yugi, Ryou however, had his face in his hands,
"Oh God... it's not that funny..."
Marik grinned, "Yes it is!!! You got chatted up by Yugi's grandpa!!!!"
Ryou frowned, "It was mearly an accident in which he got me muddled up for a girl."
"That was some accident then!!!" Marik laughed even more, unaware that the yamis were trying to listen to themselves speaking...
Bakura let out a groan and clasped a hand to his forehead, "My head hurts!!"
Malik nodded, "So does mine."
Instead of complaining, Yami stared at them, well, not exactly at them, it was as if he was staring straight through their bodies... unaware of their presense.
Malik frowned, "Y-Yami? Are you ok?"
Yami crossed his arms, "Bakura, burn them..."
Bakura raised his eyebrows, "Eh?"
"Burn them till they can't even whimper..."
"Burn who?"
"Those drated hikaris..."
"But Yami! They've been really nice to me and Malik, we can't just go and burn them!!"
"I thought I was the leader here?!"
"Y-You are Yami it's just that-"
"Silence you pathetic excuse for a tombrobber! You will obey my commands!!!!"
"Yami?!"
"I'm the pharaoh to you."
"Ok, pharaoh, but you MUST understand, we can't simply hurt our hikaris after what they've done for us!"
"Tombrobber. Unless you and your tombkeeper friend here want to burn along with your hikaris, I suggest you obey me right now."
"But-"
"NO BUTS!!!"
"Butt."
"Not that kind of 'but' either."
"Baka."
"I'm supposing you'd like to burn with the hikaris then?"
"No. I just don't want you to burn them!"
"Too bad tombrobber, now, set up the flame ring."
"Well? Do you want your own friend to be burnt alive?"
"No..."
"Then set up the flame ring before I'm tempted to just burn you on it!!!"
"..... Yes sir ....."
Bakura and Malik shuffled away, Yami smirked proudly to himself.
For too long have I given those two second chances, now, it has changed,if they decline my orders, they shall pay with their own lives...
(End chapter)
Mai: Hands up who just got scared stupid by Yami.
Bakura: Yes. He's gone mad. Madder than Malik, and that's saying something.
Malik: I'm not crazy!!!
Mai: Sexy guys around me... I think my heads goin' crazy!!!
THUMP.
Malik: What happened to her?!
Bakura: Dunno'... she just passed out or somethin'.
Malik: We'd best continue this then.
Mai: NO NEED! I-I can handle it!!!
Bakura: You sure you don't need our help?
Mai: I'll give you two that answer later on.
Malik: Freaky...
Mai: Hehe... hope you enjoyed the chappy and don't forget to...
Bakura: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai: Yep!
Malik: Review review review review review review. (Please?)
Mai: See you all in the next chappy of 'Yamis of Torture'!!!!!!!!!!!