Yamis of Torture
Mai: Ahem, soz for the oh so late update peeps!
Bakura: UPDATE!
Mai: What d'you think I'm doing!
Bakura: You're changing the subject here.
Mai: I'm updating!
Yugi: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Mai: CLEAR OFF!
Bakura: Ra, not that thing again...
Yugi: YES! It is I, the thi- HEY!
Bakura: Heh, idiot.
Mai: The pair of you just shut up, soz 'Kura, but I need to get on with this.
Bakura: Sure. Go ahead, I'll keep this lil' one busy.
Yugi: I'LL SET YAMI ON YOU!
Bakura: Just try it...
Mai: Ok, those two are just running around in the background, so we'll get on with the story.
Jade Cade- Erm, thanks for calling me evil harpie woman, it was greatly appreciated... Hope you'll enjoy this chappy as the real Yami shall return! The hikaris say thank you for your good luck wishes and as for Malik's dancing... It adds humour(I think...). Thankies!
Kiko cat- Thanks for your review, and I'm glad you liked the chapter, so as you asked, I'm carrying on!
Dark-KaZuki- Hello again to you too, it's great to here so many positive reviews from all you guys, so thanks! Here I sit, continuing the story, as a whole load of you have said in your reviews.(By the way, I like Bakura and Marik, so its fun to see that you like these two with Mai. Can you recommend any of fics of those pairings for me? Pretty please?)
mellinde- Ah my humour never seems to lack in my chappys, hehehe... Glad to see you liked da chappy. (I've said this so many times to everyone now) But hey, I know it's a late update, but you guys will forgive me for that won't you? Its ok, not everyone likes fire, so its good I weren't too graphic then eh?
Computerfreak101- You're not the only Bakura fan, I'm one too. Do you really think I'd kill him? I'm not that mean... sniff We're all one bunch of fangirls desiring to have Bakura, so watch where you start declaring your undying love for him 'k? They might try 'n chase you. And you're my friend so I don't want anything to happen to you. I'm not being rude, I SWEAR ON MY LIFE! I'M SO SORRY IF I'VE OFFENDED YOU! FORGIVE ME! Ahem, anyway... thanks for the review!
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YamiServant- Wow, my writing is lovely? Cool!Oh, E.H.W is the initials for evil harpie woman, which Bakura keeps calling me. (Cos I'm Mai ain't I? And I actually have harpies, YAY!) My sis wants your pename, she'd do anything to be Yami's servant. (When I say she'll do ANYTHING, I mean it. She's... slightly beyond overly obssessed with Yugi and Yami.)
bunny1- Yes, Ryou is not a coward in this fic. I officialy announce that in later chapters, HE WILL KICK BUTT! You'll see! Hehehe! (Ignore the 'hehehe' part...)
Esther'nEra-guardians-ofchaos- Heh, hope your friends didn't give you too much hassle once you apologised to the rain, my sis did the same thing once. Don't blame poor ickle Ryou! I am the authoress! WAIT! DON'T BLAME ME! (Thanks for the review!)
Mai: Dat's the thank yous done!
Bakura: Ok, my turn. Mai does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! and would prefer you not flame her for the late update, but thank her for actually updating. Thank you.
Yugi: HEY! WHERE DOES THE MINI PHARAOH COME IN HERE! DON'T I GET A THANKS FOR BANNING THE COMPUTER! BOW DOWN TO ME!
Mai: I'm ashamed to say that's my older sister...
Bakura: Then don't.
Mai: Ok! Well, now that's all over please leave a nice review after the chapter(sounds like some answer phone. 'please leave your message after the tone'.) BEEP!
Yugi: DON'T IGNORE ME! WORSHIP ME FOR ALL THE GREAT THINGS I HAVE DONE!
Mai: What great things?
Yugi: I don't know...
Chapter Eight: Hanging out with the tombrobber.
Ryou walked into Bakura's room and carefully laid him on the bed, he took a few steps back and sat on nearby chair, putting his shirt and jumper back on.
/Bakura/
/Bakura/
/Bakura, please, say something.../
/Please Bakura/
/P-Please.../
Ryou fell onto his knees on the floor. He clenched his fists, tears flowing from his eyes.
"Bakura..."
Marik and Marik walked into Yami's room, they put both Yugi and Yami on the pharaoh's double bed, Malik sighed, "I'll be in my room if you need me..."
Marik nodded and put on his shirt, he watched Malik leave the room then stood up, heading towards the door. He took one look at the tri-coloured boys then headed off to his own room...
Marik stopped at Bakura's room and peered inside,
"Ryou?"
The white haired boy looked up, his eyes red and puffy.
Marik walked in and knelt beside Ryou.
"H-He won't wake up..." Ryou stammered.
Marik frowned, "Have you tried using mind link? That's what we did to you when you were unconcious."
"Yes, but he still won't wake up!"
Marik wrapped his arms round Ryou, "Don't worry, he'll be ok..."
Ryou began to sob into his shirt, "But what if he... dies?"
"He won't Ryou, trust me."
"But-"
"Ryou..."
"Ok..."
"Go get some sleep."
"But I want to stay with Bakura!"
"But you'll have to sleep on the floor."
"So!"
"Fine, come get me or Malik if anything happens, actually- just call me."
Marik got up and left the room, closing the door behind him.
Ryou held one of Bakura's hands.
"Night 'Kura..."
He curled up in a ball and closed his eyes, letting his tears flow freely down his face...
Yugi opened his amethyst eyes, he noticed that he was cuddling something, or someone.
He let his eyes adjust to the surroundings, then saw a mass of black and pink hair infront of him. Yugi's eyes then went blurry.
"Oh Yami! I'm so sorry about our argument earlier, I didn't know you DID care, please, forgive me..."
He closed his eyes, tears rolled down his face.
"Excuse me, you're getting my shirt wet."
Yugi looked up at the pair of crimson eyes, all the hatred had gone away.
The real Yami had returned.
"Yami!" Yugi cheered, squeezing Yami round the waist, "You're back!"
Yami laughed, "Did you miss me?"
"Of course I did!" Yugi replied, hugging him even more.
Yami frowned and pushed Yugi away, then got up and walked over to the window.
"I'm sorry for what he did to you Yugi..."
Yugi sat up on the bed, "What do you mean?"
Yami sighed and put his face in his hands, "My evil side nearly killed you..."
Yugi nodded, "I know, but- I don't mind, besides, it wasn't me you NEARLY killed..."
"Bakura..." Yami gasped, "Oh Ra, what have I done!"
"Well... you didn't do something good, that's for sure."
"Is he alright!"
"I don't think so..."
"Oh Ra... Have you seen him yet?"
"No... I fell asleep afterwards..."
"Maybe I should go see him..."
"I don't think he's concious right now..."
"I'm such an idiot! I let my dark side take over and now look what's happened!"
"Don't blame yourself Yami, it's my fault really, I'm the one who shouted at you. Come on, get back to bed, we've all had a tiring day."
"Alright..."
Yami crawled back into bed and layed down, Yugi shuffled over to him and layed down next to him, laying his head on Yami's chest, they closed their eyes and drifted off to sleep...
The next morning...
Ryou awoke to find someone poking his back, he raised his head level with the bed and saw another pair of brown eyes staring down at him.
"Bakura!" He jumped onto the bed and hugged his yami. "You're alive!"
The tombrobber grinned, "What can I say? I die hard! Hey..." He ran a hand down Ryou's cheeks, "You've been crying..."
Ryou nodded, "I tried to speak to you in the mind link but you wouldn't answer, I thought you were going to die..."
"Yeah, but I didn't, so cheer up."
"Ok, so, are you feeling alright?"
"Well, the burns do hurt a bit, but, I'm fine."
Ryou stood up and crossed his arms.
"It looks like you're going to have to stay in bed for a few days then."
"WHAT! I am the elusive tombrobber with a full life of world domination ahead of me! I have no time to rest!" Bakura stammered.
Ryou smiled at his yami, "That's just a shame then isn't it?"
Bakura pointed a finger at him, "Alright, but if I die of boredom, make sure that Téa girl don't say a friendship speech at my funeral!"
Ryou let out a laugh then walked out of the room, his head then poked back round the door, "By the way, just call if you need something."
Bakura watched him leave the room then grinned,
"RYOU!"
Ryou ran into the room, "Yes?"
Bakura smiled, "Oh nothing, that was my practice call."
Ryou rolled his eyes and left the room.
"RYOU!"
"Yes?"
"That was my second practice call."
"Whatever..."
Yugi opened his eyes, "Mornin' Yami."
Yami smiled, "Morning aibou."
Yugi watched his yami head for the door.
"Where are you going?"
"Oh, I just need to apologize to Bakura."
Yugi nodded and hopped out of bed.
"Wow, that's a pretty big bed for a small person like me..."
He shrugged his shoulders and left the room, he then ran back into Yami's room and took his shirt and shoes.
"I knew I'd forgotten something..."
Bakura huffed and layed back on his bed when there was a knock at the door.
"Who wishes to see the tombrobber?"
"The pharaoh does."
"Oh hello!"
"Can I come in?"
"Um... I do not know the answer to your question..."
"Please?"
"Ok. I'm giving you ten mintues, I need to plan more ideas for world domination."
"Thank you."
Yami walked into the room, Bakura smiled evily and watched as Yami activated one of his traps and was now hanging upsidedown by his legs.
"MUWAHAHAHAAAA!"Bakura laughed.
"Get me down tombrobber!"
"9 more minutes pharaoh."
"Fine. I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what my evil side did to you last night."
"Heh, heh, heh... I'm liking this... just wait till everyone knows you apologized to a tombrobber!"
"Big woop. Now, am I forgiven?"
"Not at the moment, I need to watch you hang upside down some more..."
"TOMBROBBER!"
"Yeeeeeeeeesssssss?"
"Can you get me down?"
"Yes, later. You still have 7 minutes left."
"Tombrobber, if you don't let me down I'm gonna'"
"RYOU! PHARAOH'S TRYING TO KILL ME!"
Ryou ran upstairs and put his hands on his hips.
"Yes, Yami is going to kill you when he's dangling from the ceiling isn't he?"
"Yes Ryou, he is." Bakura replied.
"So, how can he do that?" Ryou questioned.
"Ah, but that is a thing only us yamis know, shadow powers you see."
"Right, now, let Yami down."
"NO! HE STILL HAS 5 MORE MINUTES LEFT!"
"Bakura..."
Marik, Malik and Yugi suddenly ran into the room and, they too met Yami's unfortunate fate, they also fell into traps and were now hanging on the ceiling.
Ryou, who was the only remaining person to have not got caught in a trap, frowned, "That was uncalled for!"
Bakura pouted and took out a switch, "You're no fun!"
Ryou was then also hanging from the ceiling.
Suddenly Bakura pressed another button and Yami was zapped by electricity, Bakura watched as the millenium puzzle fell from Yami's neck,he made a dive for the puzzle then caught it, put it on his neck, and layed back down.
"Thank you for the kind jesture pharaoh! You are now forgiven."
"TOMBROBBER!"
"Silence, you'll hurt my delicate ears."
Yugi laughed, "Since when were they delicate!"
Bakura grinned, "Why should I have just one puzzle when I could have both!"
He pressed another button which zapped Yugi, causing his puzzle to fall off too.
Bakura caught it aswell and put it on his neck, "Well, what do you know? It looks like I've got the millenium puzzles!"
Yami frowned, "Give back our puzzles! YUGI!"
Yami turned to his hikari, Yugi was hanging there, his eyes swirly with confusion.
"Yugi! Uh.. YUGI! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM!"
Bakura smiled, "The same as I did to you." He pressed the button again and
Yami got zapped yet again, his hair spiking a LOT more than usual.
Bakura held a hand to his forehead, "Alas! I still need three more items!"
He looked up at Marik, "Oh Mawik! May I borrow your wod?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because you called me Mawik."
"But that's your name!"
"It's Marik."
"Ok 'Marik'. Please may I borrow your item? I'll give it back to you!"
Marik held his rod to his chest, "No! I'm not letting some white rat put his dirty hands on my item!"
"WHITE RAT! I have you know I'm no white rat! I'M the oh so wonderful tombrobber who has a nice pretty button that can do this!"
He pressed the button and zapped Marik,his rod fell onto the end of Bakura's bed.
Bakura picked it up joyfully, "MUWAHAHAHAAA! SOON I WILL HAVE ALL YOUR ITEMS AND THEN I CAN PERFORM MY PLAN OF WORLD DOMINATION!Ahem, now then, MALIK! GIVE ME YOUR RA-DAMNED ITEM!"
Malik's bottom lip began to quiver, "But you're supposed to be my friend!"
"And I am, but I want your item, NOW GIVE IT TO ME!"
Malik frowned, "I'm not going to give my rod to some white haired baka!"
Ryou put his hands on his hips, Malik smiled, "Oh, no offense Ryou."
Bakura laughed and pressed the button, and it wasn't long till he got the second rod.
Bakura then turned to his hikari, "OOOOOOHHHH RYOUUUUUUUUU!"
Ryou rolled his eyes, "Yes?"
"Hey, you know when you said if I called you, you'd get me what I want, right?"
Ryou nodded, "Yes, I did."
"So, may I have your ring?"
"BUT YOU HAVE ONE ALREADY!"
"I know, but I want another."
"Greedy baka."
"What did you call me?"
"Nothing."
"Yes, I hope you didn't. NOW GIVE ME YOUR RING! Heh, ain't I so evil?"
He zapped Ryou and took his ring. He layed back on his bed and let out a sigh, "Ah, this is perfect, I've nearly electrocuted the pharaoh to his death, his hikari's all swirly eyed, both Marik and Malik are concussed, and... my hikari's giving me the Ra-damned evils! What the hell is up with you Ryou!"
"I WANT MY RING BACK! Hang on..."
He took out one of Malik's knives he had kept during the knive throwing torture and began to cut himself free, Bakura gasped.
"NOOOOOOO! YOU MUST NOT SUCCEED IN YOUR PLANS OF JUSTICE!"
Ryou fell onto the floor and stood next to Bakura.
"Ring, now."
Bakura let out a laugh, "Oh how did this get here! I'm ever so sorry Ryou!"
He gave Ryou his ring then took out the millenium rod, it began to glow.
"You will obey your master, tombrobber Bakura, your yami in fact, you will do as I say, when I say.."
"Yes master Bakura..."
Yugi, who had now regained his proper eyes, gasped, "NO RYOU! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!"
"Too late mini pharaoh! Ryou! I command you to erm... oh what the hell!"
He threw the dagger of the millenium rod, it sliced through Yugi's hair, the tombrobber roared with laughter.
"YOU HAVE A SLICE IN YOUR HAIR!"
Yami suddenly snapped out of his paralysis and stared, dumbfounded, "YUGI!WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!"
"BAKURA SLICED IT!" Yugi wailed.
Yami turned his head to the grinning tombrobber.
"Ryou! Take the items away from him!"
Bakura laughed once more, "You fool! He will not listen to you! He is my mind slave!"
"That's sick tombrobber! You can't find any people to be on your side so you mind control your own hikari!"
Bakura nodded, "That's right isn't it Ryou?"
Ryou turned to his yami, his eyes lifeless, "Yes master..."
"What do we think about the pharaoh hikari?"
"He is a decaying baka..."
"Correct! Ahh... you're such a smart hikari, compared to that petite thing you call Yugi, who's brain must be half the size of yours."
"You will regret insulting my hikari's brain tombrobber!""
"Oh WILL I now! Seeing as you're up there, I'd like to see you try..."
"Grrrrr..."
"Bad dog! Don't contradict your master!"
"Hah! Like you'll ever be my master! If you were the pharaoh there would be no Egypt!"
"You filthy baka! I would be the ultimate pharaoh!"
"Yeah, after another millenia..."
"I HEARD THAT!"
"I'm glad you did."
"Hmph!"
"Now, now tombrobber, there's no need to get in a stress..."
Bakura looked up at the clock in his room and clasped his hands together.
"Oh goody! It's time to discuss world domination!"
The two blonde Egyptians snapped out of their concusion and stared down at the tombrobber, Marik crossed his arms, "We won't discuss world domination unless you let us down!"
Everyone nodded, "Yeah!"
Bakura stared at his remote, his thumb hovering over the button, he sighed and pressed it, "Fine..."
Everyone crashed head first onto Bakura's floor, they all sat up, moaning and rubbing their heads.
Bakura took out a card and murmed something, everyone was then bound by chains.
"Ryou! Get back our items!" Marik shouted, Bakura laughed once more, twirling the millenium rod round his fingers, "You dumb blonde, can't you see! I have mind controlled Ryou with your rod now I can command him to do as I please! MUWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!"
Malik gave an understanding nod, "That's one of your best ideas yet Bakura!"
Bakura smiled, giving his friend the thumbs up, "I'm glad you like it. Now then, I've let you down so now you must talk about world domination with me!"
He looked round at the several groaning people infront of him, pleased that he was making them suffer.
"B-Bakura? Could you please do something about Ryou? He looks kinda' scary standing there like that..."
Bakura turned his attention to the pharaoh's hikari, then rolled his eyes before turning to his own.
"Ryou, get me a drink of water will you?"
Ryou turned to him, "Yes master..."
Bakura watched as he left the room, then turned back to the small boy.
"There, I've gotten rid of him for you."
Yugi nodded thankfully and began to stare out of the window.
Malik began to pout, "I want to talk about world domination! I want my rod back too!"
Bakura gasped and mumbled something else, Malik was then free from the chains, he stood up.
"Please may I have my rod back?"
"Yes. But, first you must do something for me..."
"What?"
"Can you give me some ideas for world domination? You see, I'm writing a book about it..."
"Cool, what's it called?"
"Uh... world domination?"
"Can I have a look at what you've written?"
"Sure, it's on the desk over there."
Malik walked over to the desk and picked up a sheet of paper, he held it up. "Bakura..."
Bakura smiled proudly, whilst stroking the millenium puzzle, "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss?"
"You've only written five lines..." Malik replied, staring at the paper.
Bakura nodded, no trace of concern in his voice, "I know, each line says about a different way to cause world domination, and each idea is a chapter, so I've now written five chapters, aren't I the best?"
"Yep... it's just that..."
"What! What have I done wrong! Please! Tell me!"
"Well... everything!"
"P-Pardon?..."
"W-Well ...I- er..."
Malik watched as the tombrobber held back tears, "You've gotta' help me Malik! I want to write a book, and the worst thing is, I don't even know why!"
The assain put a finger to his chin, "How about an autobiography?"
"An auto by what?"
"An autobiography baka, it's where you write a book about yourself, from when you were born till this very day."
"Cool... pass me some paper!"
"Eh!"
"I want to write my autobiography thing!"
"Whatever... can I read your torture books?"
"Go ahead!"
Ryou then entered the room,
"Where shall I put it?"
"Oh, just place it on my bedside table."
"Yes master..."
A sudden grin formed upon the tombrobber's lips at the sight of his hikari...
/Oh PHARAOH/
/What is it tombrobber/
/The oh so wonderful tombrobber has thought of another torture/
/Go on.../
/We could mind control Marik aswell as Ryou and get them to chase little Yugi/
/Brilliant! But, I have a catch.../
/Awww.../
/If you want to do the torture... GIVE ME BACK MY RA-DAMNED PUZZLE/
/Ok! But I have a catch too.../
/Eh/
/I have to be pharaoh./
/NO WAY/
/yes way/
/Tombrobber. If you EVER try to steal my position again, you will have to live the rest of your life in.../
/If you're going to say the shadow realm there's no point./
/No. I was about to say the bathtub.../
/AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! THE DREADED BATHTUB/
/I knew you'd hate that.../
/Alright! You can have your puzzle back/
/Then it's a deal, except, I have another favour of you.../
/Now what is it pharaoh/
/You must free us all from this chamber of horrors you call your bedroom./
/Deal! Hey... my room hasn't got any horrors in it.../
/Then it must be 'chamber of THE horror./
/Heh, now that's more like it/
The tombrobber's eyes travelled across the room, brown eyes met crimson.
"Well tombrobber?"
The white haired boy raised an eyebrow before freeing Marik, Yami and Yugi from their chains.
Within the blink of an eye, the two hikaris had shot out of the room, whereas the pharaoh sat on a nearby chair opposite Bakura.
"Excellent plan for the torture Bakura."
"Well what did you expect! I AM the ultimate tombrobber after all..."
"Tombrobber, you know lies never get you anywhere."
"Hmph!"
"That's it, go sulk like the wittle baby you are."
"I'm not a-"
"Is it nap time already!"
"PHARAOH!"
"Or would you like your dummy?"
"Grr..."
"Oh...Kura'! You have a book on Egyptian spells here! Not only that but... it has heiroglyphics saying: Property of Preist Mahado! How the hell'd you get that!"
Maliik questioned, flicking curiousy through the pages.
Yami gasped, "Bakura! You killed him the day you invaded my palace!"
The tombrobber grinned sheepishly, "I know! I decided to take a look through his stuff, and I found some pretty interesting books on spells 'n stuff. PLUS! That was the day I invaded not just your palace, but your father's tomb! I found all of this..."
Yami watched as the tombrobber peered over the side of his bed, "Ryou! Get out that box covered in heiroglyphics."
"Oh Ra..." Yami did not like the sound of this, nevertheless, he watched Ryou take out the box and plop it on Bakura's lap.
Bakura opened it like a five year old at christmas and looked inside for a moment.
"Aha!"
He took out four jars, each one had one of the gods on the lid. Carefully, he opened it, before slamming it shut.
"OH RA THAT SMELL IS DISGUSTING!"
Yami frowned,
"Tombrobber. Those had better not be my fathers canopic jars..."
"Heh, um... they might be!"
"TOMBROBBER! YOU DISGUSTING B-"
"Hey! No bad language pharaoh..."
"Fine! Baka then."
"What on earth made you steal them!"
"Iwantedtosellthemontheblackmarket."
"Eh?"
"I. Wanted. To. Sell. Them. On. The. Black. Market."
"YOU WHAT!"
"I wanted to-"
"Oh just forget it!"
"Ok!"
Bakura passed the canopic jars to Yami,
"Here... I um... think you'll have to look after them..."
Yami stared at them in his hands as if they were bombs, a trickle of sweat rolling down the side of his face.
"B-Bakura, we need to go to Egypt, and fast."
The tombrobber stared at him.
"Why!"
Yami looked to him anxiously,
"On the day my father was put in his tomb, I commanded one of the high Preists to lay a curse on all his treasures, such as his canopic jars, the Preist told me that whoever stole any of the treasures would get the curse."
"Eeep... so,what's the curse do?"
"I don't know..."
"Fantastic! I've got a curse yet we don't know what it is!"
"Don't worry Bakura, I know how we can end the curse..."
"I'm listening."
"You must return the treasures to my father's tomb."
"WHAT! You're telling me to get rid of all the treasures! But they're so nice, plus they'll get us good money!"
"Bakura. It's the only way."
"Fine... but one question, how are we going to get to Egypt?"
"I don't know..."
The remaining two non-mindcontroled hikari's were sitting in Marik's room, discussing what they had just over heard between the pharaoh and the tombrobber.
/Oh dear, now what are we going to do Marik/
/Marik/
/I want to go home.../
/But you are home/
/I MISS EGYPT! WAAAAAAAAA/
Yugi watched the tears roll down Marik's face, he found this bizzare, Marik never cried. He was usually the tough person in the group. He gave him a hug.
/Don't cry Marik.../
/But I miss my home/
/Well, by the sounds of it, you will be going back home./
Yugi stopped hugging him then watched as the Egyptian's eyes travelled across his family's portraits.
"I WANT TO GO HOME!"
He screamed punching his bed, Yugi grabbed his wrists to stop him.
"Calm down Marik, you'll see them again."
"Promise?"
"I promise."
(End chapter)
Mai: Aww! Bless lil' Marik!
Bakura: Amazing, you've finally updated.
Yugi: ALL HAIL ME! I AM YOUR LEADER! REPEAT AFTER ME! ALL HAIL YUGI! I DO GREAT THINGS WITH YAMI! ALL HAIL YUGI!
(The room is silent as a ball of tumbleweed passes and a gentle wind blows.)
Mai: Right... Don't forget to review my wonderful readers!
Yugi: REVIEW ME FOR THE WONDERFUL THINGS I DO! ALL HAIL ME AND THE HEART OF THE C- MEEP!
Mai: GET OUT OF MY STORY!
Yugi: You only had to ask nicely.
Mai: Idiot... please review and I'll see you in the next chappy of 'Yamis of Torture'!
(Yugi walks way with a long chain that has Yami on the end of it.)
Mai: O-kay...
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