Hiyas! Hoped ya liked the last chapter. It was a little boring, but this one definitely has more humor and sheyla in it. Thank you to all reviewers! Im glad you like it. Purple marshmallows for all of you! Here is the next chappie: I do not think, therefore I am.

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Over breakfast, Teyla and John were remotely silent as they thought about the task ahead. Suddenly, John decided to radio Elizabeth. "Hey Dr. Weir, this is Sheppard. We are wondering how long that girl will be staying in Atlantis." "That's a negative Major, we are not sure how long. I believe until her people send for her," Weir informed him. "That's just great, perfect, wonderful, ca we just get her out of this place and be done with it?" Sheppard asked. "I'm afraid not major, over."

Zelna walked through the halls of Atlantis the next morning, earning herself a good amount of stares. The previous day, she had been all princess-like and wearing pretty, flowy dresses. Today however, she looked entirely different. She wore extremely baggy black cargo pants, carried a skateboard, and had on an extremely tight purple shirt that sported the words: I do not think, therefore I am. On top of that, she dyed one side of her hair silver, and kept the other side purple. She still had her large amount of jewelry though. As she passed Beckett in the halls she stopped and threw him a peace sign.

"Dr. Beckett, have you seen Teyla and John?" "Well lass, I few minutes ago I saw them head toward the breakfast area. You'd best check there first," he said as he pointed her in the direction of the cafeteria. "Thanks Dr. Beckett!" she yelled as she began skateboarding down the halls.

John and Teyla were putting away their trays when they heard whoops of laughter coming from the halls. "Major, I believe that would be the Princess," Teyla commented. "You know Teyla, I think your right, but I hope your wrong," he said. As he finished the statement, Zelna came hurdling into the cafeteria on her skateboard, whooping and laughing. She was not looking where she was going however, and crashed into a trashcan. Sending her flying into Teyla.

"Oh no, mom, are you okay!" Zelna was starting to panic for absolutely no reason at all. "I am fine princess…..what are you wearing?" Teyla huffed as she stood up, aided by the major. He hugged her. "Are you okay?" "Yes John, I am fine." Sheppard then turned to Zelna. "Do you ever think before you make decisions?" he asked her. "Read the shirt," she reliped. "I do not think, therefore I am," she said in a sagely tone. "Princess, would it amuse you if you spar with John and I?" Teyla asked in a motherly tone. "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, YES I WANT TO WATCH YOU TWO SPAR, GO MOM! VICTORY FOR GIRLS!" she ran off in some random direction. More like, skateboarded in some random direction. "Okay, that was interesting. Mind telling me why the hell she called you mom?" Sheppard asked Teyla. "Major, didn't you hear her? When she came here she said she would be referring to us as parents," Teyla shot back at him.

Zelna skateboarded down the hall, not paying attention to anything particular in the world. Then she stopped. "I think I'm lost," she commented to herself. "MOOOOOOMMMM! DDDDAAAAAAADDDDD!"

They didn't see Zelna for the rest of the day. Teyla got worried and went to Weir, who sent out a search party, led by Mackay. Teyla went along with the search, leaving Sheppard to either find something to do, or spar with himself. Finally, Dr. Weir radioed him. "Major Sheppard. Report to my office. NOW." Feeling that it was better not to disobey Elizabeth if she was in a bad mood, John walked down to her office. She motioned for him to sit down not saying a word.

"I am severely disappointed. You are not taking any concern for the Princess being lost, and you know how big Atlantis is. She could be anywhere. She is the ruler of an entire galaxy, and is very valuable," she lectured sternly. "Sorry ma'am. It wont happen again," he answered meekly. "Apology accepted. At least Teyla is taking responsibility for searching for her. Tomorrow, as I am going to the mainland with Teyla, you will remain here and spend the day touring Zelna around Atlantis. Understood?" "Yes Elizabeth." "Good. Dismissed."

Meanwhile, during the search, Zelna took her extensive pack GPA device, and punched in the coordinates for the Major. "Bingo!" she exclaimed as it worked. It was time give the Major an unpleasant surprise. 'This could be interesting' she thought as she spotted a huge jar of maple syrup on the floor labeled: Property of Rodney Mackay. She smiled a very evil mental smile………………………………

To be Continued

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Okay, this will be continued in the next chapter, but it seemed appropriate to say to be continued cause of the evil semi cliffie. Hope ya liked it! Needless to say, I did not get any reviews for the last chapter. Im sure you have your reasons, but I would like 3 or more before the next chapter. Im now going to start dedicating the chapters to reviewers! Bi bi, im off to play with my katana! .;