AUTHOR'S NOTE: I do not own Lucasfilm or any of its terms, characters, or trademarks. I don't own Great Britain either and intend no offense to the citizens of that country. This song is to the tune of God Save the Queen.
Force save Darth Sidius,
Long live our Emperor,
Force save the Sith!
Hooded and cloaked he is,
But he's a PR whiz
Cunning and strength are his,
Force save the Sith!
He loves the republic,
But Jedi make him sick,
He hates them all.
He seduced Anakin,
So the dark side could win,
And the empire begin,
Force save the Sith!
Frustrate the Rebel cause,
Show us their hidden flaws,
And make them fall.
Confound their politics,
Save us from Solo's tricks,
On you our jobs we fix,
Force save us all!
May the empire be bold,
Till we've a stranglehold,
On every star!
Advancing we will crush,
Everyone under us,
All the alien scum will gush:
"Force save the Sith!"
Sidius is our lord,
He'll give us great reward,
Force save the Sith!
He wields the Dark Side,
Andpractices genocide,
So we can say with pride,
Force save the Sith!