Author's Note: Hey! I just wanted to write an introduction to the story but, well, I didn't. I'm sorry I just don't have the hang of using this site yet, I keep messing up. For the record technology and I don't get along so if there are frequent tech-related mistakes, I apologize in advance. Well just to warn you all this is my first ever fanfic so if I make grievous plot errors or such please don't kill me, just inform me. Thanks so much for reading.

While I'm here I want to thank, (dun dun dun) Kawaii MJ. You're my first ever reviewer person! Thank you sooo much. I was so scared that no one would ever read my story let alone review it. In answer to your question The Princess Bride is the first of the seven dreams our main character will be subjected and she'll have to follow the story to the end. But I won't tell what the six other movies will be.

I'd also like to thank my second reviewer enigmagirl2727. We all have our little problems! Thanks so much for reviewing and introducing me to fanfiction!

Disclaimer: This is exciting, I've never written on of these before. Well I'm not actually sure who does own The Princess Bride, maybe the author, Morgenstern? If someone knows please tell me. Anyway, I know it's not me.

Chapter #3

It was dawn when we finally came to The Cliffs Of Insanity. I can see where the name comes from, the cliffs were beyond steep and ditto with height.

"Do I have to climb that?" Vizzini looked at me as if I had two heads.

"Then what would we do with the boat? I'm not just going to leave the boat here, there's no place to tie it up here."

"Wait so how am I supposed to get up the cliffs?"

"You don't need to, your job is done."

An hour later I had tied up the boat at a nearby dock. The smart thing would have been to walk away but I'm not known throughout any kingdom anywhere for my brain power. Taking another path I walked to the spot that Vizzini, Indigo, and Fezzik would have reached after climbing the cliff. But they weren't there. Instead there were a number of men on horseback, wearing the colors of Florin. One was on the ground interpreting the tracks on the ground that showed the traces of a great sword fight.

I didn't have to hear his analysis to know what had happened. Indigo had fought our stalker here. But I couldn't tell who had won. I wanted to find the other three, or at least Indigo and Fezzik, Vizzini could rot in hell for all I cared. A man sitting on his horse spoke to the man on the ground.

"Who won? How did it end?" Well, he had asked my question exactly.

"The looser ran off alone," the man on the ground answered, "while the winner followed those footprints, towards Gilder." The footsteps must belong to Fezzik, Vizzini, and Buttercup I thought, and Indigo was probably the winner, he always won at sword fighting.

"Shall we track them both?"

"The looser is nothing" answered the man on the ground, "only the princess matters. Clearly it was all planned by warriors of Guilder." I laughed, if only he knew. "We must all be ready for what lies ahead." I rolled my eyes, because the kidnappers were so fierce and scary. Not that they weren't all good warriors in their respective ways but there were only three of them, I didn't count myself since technically I was fired. The man on the ground began to mount his horse.

"Could this be a trap?" Asked the man on horse back.

"I always think everything" he answered, now on his horse, "could be a trap." There was something familiar about him, oh wait wasn't Prince Humperdink a super tracker or something, I still think his name is funny. It must be him here. "That is why I'm still alive." They rode off on their horses and I followed them, I couldn't think of another way to find the others because I had no where else to go and also I didn't want Indigo or Fezzik to get caught by a prince with a funny name.

I followed them until lunchtime, when they all got off their horses and sat down to eat. Only I didn't have any food, which was bad because I was hungry. In hopes of finding something I wandered a little distance away. It occurred to me that for a distraught fiancé Humperdink wasn't in too much of a hurry to find Buttercup.

Suddenly I came across a pair of giant feet, and I mean the feet of a giant. It was Fezzik, unconscious on the ground. I ran over and knelt down next to him. Just to clear one thing up, I'm no good in emergency situations. There was only one thing to do. I slapped him across the face several times. It didn't work and I knew Humperdink and company would be coming this way soon and it would probably not be good for him to catch us.

It took a long time for me to drag Fezzik into some woods and away from the spot he had fallen. I heard horses ride past and could just make out Humperdink reaching the spot where I had found Fezzik. I left a note for Fezzik in case he woke up and followed the horses, hoping to find Indigo. The prince was once again analyzing the ground.

"There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies." he said and then jumped right onto his horses back. Then the riders well rode off with me, once again trailing behind.

After a little bit we came across . Vizzini was there and he was dead. My hated boss was dead, this had to be every oppressed workers dream. Prince Humperdink was sniffing a small container about the size of a pencil.

"Iocane" he called back to the other warriors, "I'd bet my life on it and there are the princess' footprints. She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out." What kind of a threat was that? And was it just me or did he say things like that a little too often? It struck me as suspicious but I wasn't really concerned. I was more concerned for Indigo, if this masked stalker had beaten Fezzik and Vizzini the chances looked slimmer that Indigo had won. Actually I knew that he had to have lost. There was no other explanation. The riders all started out again and I trailed behind, I told myself it was because I was still hoping they'd lead me to Indigo but the truth was I was kind of curious as to who this stalker was who could beat such excellent fighters like Indigo and Fezzik, or who could out smart someone as intelligent as Vizzini.