Disclaimer: For the last frickin time, I don't own Tekken!

A/N: Ok, this update wasn't as fast as I had hoped. Sorry people. School started this week and it's really bogging me down. On top of that, I hadn't actually gotten Baek's ending. Not because I couldn't beat it with him, but because I kinda forgot. Oh, and by the way, this chapter is the grand finale. So enjoy the ending antics (ending antics? Where'd I come up with that crap?) of Julia, Baek, Wang (hehe… er, sorry) Anna, Nina, and Lei.

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Julia won the tournament and took back the forest rejuvenation data. Using the resources of the Mishima Zaibatsu, she set up a lab in the Arizona desert…

Unfortunately, the Arizona desert did not prove to be an ideal place for her research… stuff. Julia stayed up late at night, partly to fulfill her dream of reforestation, but mostly so that Ganryu wouldn't rape her. But one time she fell asleep at her desk…

Julia was in her hooker-esque Native American outfit, walking through a forest, and wondering what she was doing in her underwear in a random rainforest in the freakin' Arizona desert. Then, just as she heard a squeal of delight, seemingly escaping from her mouth, she woke up, only to find Ganryu squealing like a little child with a new toy. She quickly slugged him, easily knocking out the attempted rapist. Running away, she entered the dirt

"PLANT!" she yelled.

Fine, the PLANT room.

"This sucks," she said, "I can't get a single one of these frickin' things to bloom. Stupid marigolds."

Then, walking through the rows of plants, she suddenly saw a small bloom. Picking it up and holding it to her chest, making all the male bugs and bacteria (yes, I know that's not biologically possible (great phrase, ain't it?), but it's my fanfiction, dangit!) go wild. Suddenly she fell back asleep and was in the dream world again, with the container. Which she promptly dropped. You know, cause she was asleep and all? Oh, never mind.

"Oops, hehe…"

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Baek kicked the crap out of Jinpachi. The old man had four fat lips after Baek was done with him. That last sentence was unbelievably corny. Peter Piper picked platters of pickled peppers.

Ahem. I have now taken my medication. ANYway, Baek was dressed in a pimp suit. Yeah, I don't know what was up with that either. ANYway, just because I like to say ANYway just like that, he was taking a walk somewhere in Korea. Or Japan. Or New York. They all look the same in this game.

ANYway (once again!), he saw Whoraganogian… Hwowarlaijng… BOB facing off against two very scared looking generic who he could have beaten without any trouble. But then Baek called out to Bob, "HI MY-LITTLE-SON-FIGURE-THINGY! I JUST WUB YOU!"

Hwoasdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm… screw it, Bob, turned redder than his hair. Once the goons had stopped dying from laughter, they started kicking the crap out of Bob. Baek was upset about this, so he went and pimp-slapped them until they had to be hospitalized. Then he literally dragged Bob home by the ear.

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Wang (snort!) easily defeated his old friend Jinpachi, with moves that he had ripped of f of Michelle and Nina. Except for Mountain Breaker. ANYway, MOVING ON!

"Jinpachi!" Wang (hee!) cried.

"Hi Mr. Unspeakable-name-because-it-sounds-naughty-and-I'm-an-old-person-and-I-very-stereotypically-don't-like-to-hear-or-say-naughty-
words-but-you-can-blame-the-stupid-author-for-that-since-we-all-know-that-the-only-reason-he-isn't-saying-your-name-is-because-
his-parents-are-starting-to-wonder-about-his-spontaneous-laughing-fits!" said Jinpachi

"Eh? What?" W- Mr. Jinrei said, again very stereotypically, "I didn't catch that. You'll have to speak up, sonny-boy!"

"We're the same age, you moron. But fine. I said, 'Hi Mr. Unspeakable-name-because-it-sounds-naughty-and-I'm-an-old-person-and-I-very-stereotypically-don't-like-to-hear-or-say-naughty-
words-but-you-can-blame-the-stupid-author-for-that-since-we-all-know-that-the-only-reason-he-isn't-saying-your-name-is-because-
his-parents-are-starting-to-wonder-about-his-spontaneous-laughing-fits!'" said Jinpachi.

"Um, ok."

"So, uh, want to go get a beer down at the Green Fern Bar for Old People who like other old people of the same gender?" Jinpachi said.

"Um, isn't that a gay bar?"

"So?"

"Ah, what the heck. You'll turn to dust when you start to move anyway."

"What? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILOVEYOUJINREIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Wow, that was unspeakably creepy…"

This from a guy whose name is Wang…

"SHUT UP!"

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After winning the Tournament, Anna was offered a movie deal centering on the sibling rivalry between her and Nina. She couldn't resist, and apparently neither could Nina.

Anna and Nina were fighting the climactic battle sequence in which the main attraction was not their skilled handling of their broadswords, but of their scantily clad bodies. Sigh. What are video game endings coming to these days? ANYway, they fought, until they simultaneously performed a final, finishing move. In the end, Nina was left standing, while Anna collapsed.

"What the heck?" the director shouted, "Why in Bob's name aren't you following the script!"

As Nina glared at the director, Anna smiled. Immediately, Nina's clothes fell off.

"Oops…"

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After winning the tournament, Nina was approached by a movie director. He thought she was a hooker. But as soon as she killed him, she was approached by another movie director. He wanted to make a movie based on her and Anna's sibling rivalry. Sound familiar? Well it should, it's the same as the ending I just finished telling you! Stupid memory-challenged people.

Nina wasn't going to do it, but upon hearing that Anna had already accepted, she was persuaded…

Anna and Nina were fighting the climactic battle sequence in which the main attraction was not their skilled handling of their broadswords, but of their scantily clad bodies. Sigh. What are video game endings coming to these days? ANYway, they fought, until they simultaneously performed a final, finishing move. In the end, Anna was left standing, while Nina collapsed.

As the directors fawned over Anna, Nina lay still. Eventually she got up, but not until she had finished playing with her new bug friend. Walking away, out of the castle where the film was being shot on location, she took out her cell phone and pressed a button.

"We're sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please hang up and try again later."

"Oops," said Nina, taking out a TV remote and pressing Power, "Dang, that didn't work either."

She tried a garage door opener and a PlayStation Portable, but neither did what she intended them to do. Then she finally found the detonator and caused the castle to go up in flames, along with Anna and the movie crew, who were still fawning over her. The End.

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Lei won the Tournament in which, for some reason, his FMV voice had an American accent, while his battle voice was exactly the same as his FMV voice in Tekken 4. Are you confused yet? Good.

Anyway, his winning the Tournament didn't affect crap. Seriously. He didn't do jack with the company and the enormous salary that came with it. Loser.

One day, Lei was tracking down a criminal guy. Go Supahcop GO!

Lei dodged the criminal-dude's roundhouse kick and then proceeded to imitate various animals, amazing even himself with how "great with kids" he was. Loser.

ANYway, he ended up kicking the criminal-dude in the balls, knocking him out. Handcuffing him, he spoke on the radio in a weirdly American accent.

"Lei Wulong, Supah- I mean SuperCop reporting with neutered criminal in tow," Lei said as the backup singers were singing, "Nana nana nana nana SUPAHCOP!"

Unfortunately, they were on top of a double-decker bus, and Lei ran into a billboard. Haha. Loser.

"FRICKIN' A! THAT HURT!"

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A/N: And that's the grand finale for you! I hope you like it! I can't stop using exclamation points! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ok, I took more medication, so hopefully I'll stop spazzing out now. Just a couple of things before I sign off on this story for good.

Karisan: I'm glad you think I'm good at humor. It and poetry are all I'm really good at. Seriously. I'm horrible at writing suspense and drama. It always comes out sounding cheesy. I dunno. Maybe I'll try writing a serious story and see if you guys like it. Thanks for the review!

Art-Freak: Thanks for the positive reinforcement! No, of course I don't think you're stupid! All you need to do is work on your grammar a little. Believe me, I've seen much worse.

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