Ok, admittedly a few days turned into a few months but I was in the land of oh so much les fromages sexuelles yes, I did just refer to cheese as sexual…moving right along. But I didn't purposefully ignore this fic, I've been trying to think of something really good to write but I can't so I'll just do my best. Thank you to all my reviewers OMFG :noogies: I didn't actually think I'd get any reviews so you should all be pleased, you've inspired me to write more, that and I'm procrastinating, why do biology when Futurama is soooo much more entertaining. Well I'll shut up now, enjoy!

"Oh man I'm hungry! I could eat an elephant," groans Fry clutching his stomach

"Lucky for you there's a super combo deal today on at KFG," says Bender pointing at an overhead banner.

"…Buy one African Elephant burger combo today and up-size your regular fries and slurm to 'obesity-fuelling, artery-blocking' size free…" reads Fry drooling. "Alright! I'm so there, you coming Bender?"

"Well…ok, but only if we can go to the Sexatorium afterwards. I need to…visit someone," Bender says slyly.

"Ok, then let's go! Wait, I know what KFC stands for but what does KFG stand for?" Fry asks curiously.

"Kentucky Fried Game, Duh!" says Amy flipping her hair. "They're the only fast food outlet in the universe that catches endangered African wildlife and fries it true Kentucky style."

Fry shrugs his shoulders. "I've always wanted to try elephant." Fry and Bender head in the direction of the food hall.

"Now hold on just one minute, if we all go off in different directions we'll never find each other again, I think we should have a meeting spot," Leela puts her hands on her hips but Fry and Bender had already headed off in the direction of an elevator in the shape of a banana going up to the food hall.

"Get off me ya big fat lobster!" Hermes yells pushing Zoidburg. "I already told ya I don't have any money!"

"But how will I be able to pay for my bride from Neptune?" Zoidburg asks disappointed.

"You're not actually going to buy one of those are you? How can you spend your life with someone you don't love? And plus most of them just end up running away after they've brought over their whole family and the next thing you know you've lost everything, even your pants!" Leela exclaims.

"Well lucky for Zoidburg he doesn't have any pants for his future illegal bride to take. But I can't afford a real bride," Zoidburg sighs slumping down on the ground.

"If I give you $20 will you go away and stop standing near me? You smell like you've been living in the dumpsters mon!" Hermes holds his nose and pulls out a $20 bill.

"Oh and what a dumpster!" exclaims Zoidburg taking the money and making that funny whooooop-woop-woop-woop noise as he scuttles off.

"Well, I'm off to find some new manila folders, I hear they have them in semi-tone beige this year!" says Hermes getting excited.

"Well I guess it's just you and me Leela, I know exactly where I'll take you, we need to get you out of those horrible pants, and that lipstick…so out of date not to mention your hair colour…"Amy continues mumbling pulling Leela by the arm towards a set of automatic doors beyond which lie thousands of make up and beauty stands.

Fry and Bender exit the elevator shaped like a banana and Fry begins to drool. Bender's mouth drops, well, looks like it does. The make their way past the different stands and stores selling various kinds of food.

"Oh your God!" Bender says looking over at a cooking demonstration. "It's Elzar!"

"Who?" Fry asks.

"You know Elzar, he was my inspiration when I discovered my hidden talent for cooking."

"Oh…yeah I remember," Fry says trying to cover up the gurgling sound his stomach was making.

The two of them walk over to the stall well Elzar is cooking what looks like slug crossed with a purple pig.

"You see people, the trick with Slug-hogs is to rip out their intestines and let them simmer in the juices for about 20 minutes, this gives it extra flavour not to mention a new texture with all that already digested food. Next you have to…HEY YOU!" Elzar points a knife at Bender "I know you, you're the guy who didn't pay that time at the restaurant, when you brought in all your kids, hey, hey come back here!" Elzar calls out after Bender and Fry who are running towards the KFG.

The KFG store has a giant red bucket on top of it just like KFC does but the bucket is filled with the rotting carcasses of exotic African animals.

"Woah! They have everything here! Even…li…li…li-ons! Wow! I don't even know what that is but it sure sounds good!" Fry's eyes widen. "I'll have to go visit this Africa place someday, wherever it is. Hey Bender, how do you think they get all these animals all the way over here?"

"Why the hell would I know, they're probably all orphans from the NUSSR that they flavour with zebra flakes, now let's eat."

The scene moves over to a space behind the store where the walls are lined with cages holding skinny looking children. An equally skinny, pimply teenager carrying a whip is herding in a group of children. The children are whispering things to each other in a language that sounds like Russian.

"Hey, you!" the teenager tries to say sternly although his voice is obviously breaking. "Less talking and more marching, I thought you were all had refugee ancestors, marching along in front of someone with a whip should be second nature to you all!"

The children all fall silent. The scene crosses back to the front of the store.

"Hi, how can I help you?" an alien with braces asks Fry.

"Hmmmm, well, I'd like…erm…" Fry scratches his head.

"Hey Fry, move it, some of us don't have all day," Bender shoves Fry to one side.

"Um yeah I'd like a bucket of ostrich wings, extra crispy…"

"What's your biggest, cheapest meal?" Fry asks keenly.

"That would probably be our spare ribs, it's mainly just leftovers from the skinnier children…ahem…animals," the sales woman said swiftly.

"I'll take it!" Fry exclaims happily.

The scene crosses over to Bender and Fry sitting down at a table with mounds of food in front of them. Fry's pants have suddenly exploded open and a button flies across the room hitting Elzar in the eye, he then misses the slug-hog he's cutting up and cut's into his finger instead but naturally Fry and Bender are completely oblivious to all the commotion they've just caused.

"Ohhhhhh, I'm so full! I've never eaten so much in my life," Fry groans trying to lift himself out of his chair with great difficulty.

"Excuse me sir, but I noticed you're having trouble standing up, may I suggest trying Consumerwhore 6's free paddling service?" A man in a gold and white suit comes over to Fry and Bender clutching what appears to be a large wooden paddle.

"Hey pal, we don't need your fat ass to get our fat asses out of a chair!" Bender responds angrily trying to get out of his chair and challenge the man. "On second thoughts…" The man walks over to Bender and pries him out of the chair using the wooden paddle. He then does the same to Fry.

"Woah, this place is great, back in the 20th century if anyone came towards you with a paddle it meant they were angry coz you'd dropped their pizza on the ground but went ahead and sold it to them anyway, either that or they'd grab a crowbar and use it to…"

"Stupid lousy men in their stupid sparkling suits, it's degrading, robots don't need human aid for anything, we can do everything just as well as humans, even better, as a matter of fact we were designed to help you stupid lazy sacks of crap not the other way round. How dare he insult me by trying to…" Bender curses angrily.

"Hey Bender isn't that the dude that Leela slept with?" Fry pointed over to Zapp Brannigan and Kiff heading towards a set of glass doors in the women's lingerie department. "He thinks he's soooo great with his stupid range of oh-so-soft and sensual velour underwear! Well I'll show him, I'll design my own range of underwear, yeah, that's what I'll do, bubble-wrap underwear, everyone loves bubble-wrap, then maybe Leela will appreciate my true creative qualities."

"…stupid humans with their underwear…"Bender ignores Fry and continues to mumble under his breath. The pair head inside after Zapp Brannigan.

Ok, yes that was sucky but it was kind of a connection and I wasn't quite sure of what to write for that bit, but the next chapter is gonna be up really soon coz I actually have ideas for that one. If anyone has any plot line suggestions for this chapter I'd really, really appreciate it. I don't care if you hate this chapter coz I don't really like it either. But I'm working on this next one and it will be up soon, promise! Next chapter will be at Zapp's lingerie launch. Yay! XD