Katie: I can help you with that... smiles evilly as she loads gun
Amanda: what?! No! I didn't mean it!!! Runs away AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Katie: bwahahahahaha!!!!
Amanda: no! Wait! Shot of gun ow! That was my foot! No wait! Have mercy!
Katie: NEVER!!!
Amanda: don't! What about all of the waiting fans? I have to finish the story, or else you'll be in eternal suspense! I HAVE TO FINISH THE STORY!!!!!
Katie: ..You're right, continue...
Amanda: thank the lord.
wait! i must put a dictionary for japanese words are included!!!
Katie: WHATS WITH THE HOLD UP!!!???
Amanda: Silence!!!
Kuso: shit
Baka/Aho: you fool/ idiot
Chikushoo: goddamn it
Koitsu/ Aitsu: this bastard/ that son of a bitch
The Lucky Mans Got a Demon Princess for a Slave Chapter OneKagome found it quite hard to believe that the Shikon Shard was barely even three quarters completed. She had started this excavation at the age of exactly fifteen, and she was now heading rapidly, and unwillingly, to the senility of seventeen. She had realized, over her adventures, that getting older sucked, and, even though she could pass through time, she still aged as normally as everyone else. She was pissed today. Inuyahsa was on her case, Miroku kept on groping her and she sensed no shards. Not to mention she was in the middle of her first cycle.
Basically, it was the men who were annoying her. They didn't know the hints of a cramped up lower body, head ache, and bad temper about to explode. Silence until the boom. Sango knew, and tried desperately to change the subject of Kaogme to anything else. She even reminded Miroku that he hadn't yet felt her backside in well over 24 minutes. Inuyasha, well, Sango really couldn't help with him.
"Kagome, you stupid wench, where are the shards!?"
Kagome glared icily at the trees ahead of her, anger radiating off her skin.
"Um...Inuyasha, maybe you should leave Kagome alone? She seems a little upset." Shippou smartly suggested, looking out more for Inuyasha's well being than Kagome's.
"Leave her alone? I haven't done anything, ya stupid fox! She's the one being lazy and not doing anything!" Inuaysha retorted, threateningly fisting his hand tightly.
"Kagome is not lazy!"
"Is too."
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Is not"Shippou was not letting up.
"Is too" nor was Inuyasha.
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"Seriously, guys, you really should leave Kagome alone" Sango cautioned, although Inuyasha didn't hear the hint of warning in her voice.
"Kagome, if you don't find a shard soon-!"
There was a small popping noise as Kagome's vein throbbed.
"OSWA-!"
"Kagome darling!" Kouga's voice rang in the air.
"Oh, great..." Inuyasha mumbled. Out of the trees ahead of them came a small tornado, following the scent of its beloved. Out from which came the young wolf prince, Kouga.
He smiled lovingly at Kagome. "Kagome, dear, how are yo-" he sniffed the air, sensing that she was in heat. "Oh...oh my..." he saw, also, unlike the oblivious Inuyasha, that her face was twisted in anger. He knew what the cycle was, and he knew, more importantly, that she was not a person to trifle with at the moment. "Um, Kagome, how have you been?" he approached her more like a friend than a man in love with her.
"Fine, just fine. And how have you been, Kouga-kun?" she smiled cheerfully. At least he wasn't ticking her off.
"I assume you were treated well?"
"Oh yes, very much so...well...more or less." She added glaring at Inuyasha. Saying only half the spell had reacted in an odd effect. Inuyasha was on his head, doing a perfectly straight hand stand. " What brings you here, Kouga-kun?"
"You," he replied, hoping her temper wouldn't rise. I didn't, though it made her face turn from red to a cute shade of pink. "And, i've heard some rumors about Shikon shards that I thought you should know about." Everyone brightened, even Inuyasha. Kouga was planning on trading this information for a kiss on the cheek, but since she was in heat...
"Another wolf demon tribe has a little less than a dozen shards, but they aren't doing to well with them. Clan members are tearing themselves apart to get one. I thought it would be best if you got them, other than have my men be torn apart by power we don't even need." Inuyasha snorted at this. Kouga returned with a low growl, and took a step towards Inuyasha. Kagome put her hands on his chest to hold him back, making Inuyasha growl this time.
"Would you quit touching him!" the hanyou yelled.
"OWARI!" CRASH
"..Bitch..."
"What did you call her!?" Kouga yelled.
"What's it to you?"
"OSWARI! OSWARI! OSWARI! OSWARI! OSWARI! OSWARI!"
crash crash crash crash crash crash
"Please ignore him." Kagome said sitting down on the ground. Kouga followed. "So, where is this clan of yours?"
Kouga grimaced "not my clan. Hell no. It's a rival clan that lives on Oki Island. Across the water. They're not known for their civil behavior. They kill their own kind, eat their babies, and walk around unclothed. They have many enemies and no allies. They were bound to die off eventually, and the demon and human world are better off without them."
"Thank you so much, Kouga-kun!" Kagome yelled, hugging him. He smiled stupidly. Well, it wasn't a kiss, but it was a hell of a lot better then nothing.
"Would you stop holding him!!!!" Inuyasha yelled. Why was she hugging him?
Inuyasha's yelling made Kouga smile even wider. He finally got out of his stupor when Kagome released him.
"Well, I suppose I should leave you, Kagome, I'll see you quite soon!"
"Wait! Aren't you hungry? We were heading to Kaede's hut, so you could have a bite to eat with us."
"Oh, no, I don't want to intrude."
"No, its ok. You must be hungry."
"I'm not, really!" this response was quickly followed by a low grumble. Kouga's face turn pink. "Well, maybe just a bite..."
--
"Why are we going here, aho?"
"Ran out of scrolls."
"Really? Well, that's just fine with me!"
"Of course it's fine with you! The scrolls are ment to control you!"
"Damn right, and when I get out of it, you are SO DEAD!"
"Yes, and that's exactly why we're going to go see this miko. She has a subduing spell that will last forever."
"Chikushoo!...aitsu..."
"Now please, watch you language!"
"Yes sir...KUSO! I did it again!!! TAKE THIS GODDAMN SCROLL OFF ME!!!"
"Man, I'm gunna miss these spells..."
--
"So, Kouga, how do you like the stew?" Kagome asked, very proud of herself for making the food for all her friends.
"Its..It's really good! I've never had cooked meat before; it's not half bad! But...what are these little square white things?" he examined the vegetable on his wooden spoon with pure curiosity.
"Oh, that? It's a potato, Kouga. Its good for you."
"Is that what it is? It's weird smelling, but it tastes good. You're a wonderful cook, Kagome!" he was now flirting shamelessly, putting on his smooth charm. It was working. She was blushing.
"Oh, Kouga, stop it! You're embarrassing me!" she teased, tickled pink by is compliments.
"'Oh Kouga, stop it! You're embarrassing me!' my ass!" Inuyasha mocked in the corner, not taking a bite of what looked like one of Kagome's best meals.
"Inuyasha! Come on and have some food!" Kagome pleaded. She was over the argument they had had before.
"Hell no. I aint eating any of that nasty future stuff."
"OSWARI! No ramen for you."
"Oh, COME ON!" Inuyasha begged, hand outstretched to reach the unreachable container of noodles.
"Lady Kagome, I'm sorry, but your wonderful stew will go to waste. A demon is approaching." Miroku said, rising from the meal.
"Aye, its a very strong one at that." Kaede explained.
There were numerous shrieks of terror out side.
"Lets go!" Inuyasha said.
"I'll protect Kagome!" Kouga yelled, she didn't seem to object.
"No way!"
"Yeah way!"
"Inuyasha just let him."
"Yeah, listen to my women."
"She's not yours!"
"Close enough!"
Inuyasha knew it was not the time to be arguing as other yells came from outside.
"Fine! What ever!"
He ran out the door, only to run into a man, knocking him down.
The man lay shocked on the ground, clearly not expecting the fall on his bottom. He had strawberry blonde shoulder length hair, very unbefitting for a man, and a gangly figure. But, for what muscle he lacked, he paid back for in looks.
"Excuse me." He flashed a pearly white smile. "Could we speak to the priestess Kaede?"
"What's you're business?" Inuyasha asked, putting his tetsusaiga in the man's face.
He gulped. "She is." He replied, pointing to the demon every one had been panicked about. She was an extremely tall female, about three heads taller than kouga, and very muscular. She had evenly tan skin, and shocking blue eyes that held power and authority. She had evenly cut ebony hair, thrown into a ponytail carelessly. She wore pale tan furs and pitch-black armor, and had elfin ear. And a wolf tail.
"A wolf youkai?!" Inuyasha said.
"Yeah, aint she hot!" the man said, rising off the ground. "Amaya! Come on over sweet heart and get what coming to ya!!!" the man smirked.
The woman grimanced as she walked in an unnatural fashion. It was like her legs were moving, but the rest of her didn't want to follow. "KUSO!!!! CHIKUSHOO!!!!!" she pointed at the man. "BAKA!"
"Yeah, she'll do that sometimes."
"Why are you here?" Inuyasha asked the youkai
She grew angry and lifted the man up by the collar. "KOITSU!!!!"
"Amaya, put me down and apologize." The man asked.
"Yes master, I am sorry...CHIKUSHOO!!!JUST RUN ME THROUGH RIGHT NOW!!!"
"AMAYA! What did I say about your language?"
Amaya was about to answer, when Kouga's voice came.
"Amaya!" he rushed out of the hut, Kagome behind him.
"Kouga!?" she exclaimed.
"You two know each other!?" Kagome asked.
"An old boyfriend...?" the man asked, jealousy in his voice.
"Shing...HENTAI!!!!!"
yes, you have just witnessed a cliffhanger. Horrible, isn't it. I will update...never...JK!
Amanda: Point the rainbow flag cuz the Queen Mary has just arrived! Hoora!
Inuyasha: YOU! I have a bone to pick with you! Why do I get sitted so many times!?
Amanda: cuz you were being a jerk
Inuyasha: was not
Amanda: was too
Inuyasha: was not
Amanda: was too
Inyasha: was not
Amanda: you know, you're gunna lose the argument cuz I'm the author and I have the power.
Inuyasha: KUSO!!!
Sesshomaru: this sesshomaru also has something to discuss with you, Amanda. This sesshomaru is not yet in the story.
Aamnda: Holy Flaming Cripes On Toast! Its sesshomaru! The angel among demons! He is mine, and no one else shall claim him!
Kouga: I don't have any complaints, Kagome hugged me.
Amanda: KOUGA TOO! I am way to lucky! The hotty prince and the sexy lord, all mine for the taking!!!!
Kouga: I don't know how you'll do that since all the characters other than Shing and Amaya belong to Rumiko Takahashi, but, what ever
Amanda: DAMN! You're right! I hate copyright!!! Damn you Viz, and such...maybe I'll just burrow you all...shifty eyes with no means of returning you whatsoever.
Sesshomaru: this sesshomaru thinks that will not work since many have tried before and failed.
Amanda: ...damn.... well, that was my plan! Where's yours?!