A/n: it's not mine, and I used a quote from an episode in the sixth season, I'm not keeping Angel in, but I am thinking about bringing Conner in, just cause I like him and then I could do a Harry/Draco and a Conner/Dawn and I'd be happy lol
I don't have time for reveiw appreciation so thank you to all the reveiwers and I'll do it next time!
Buffy walked out of the house and stopped short as she noticed about twenty men in black robes and silver masks surrounding the house. "Whoa, lose the costumes Halloween is over" she said.
"Trick or treat" one of them growled.
"Tough decision, Treat for me. Trick for you" She said. "Cause who ever told you, you could beat me was tricking you" She tossed the ax and it embedded it's self in the shoulder of one of the things.
Said thing howled with pain. "Buffy!" Came the shout from inside.
"I'm ok!" she called back.
"PETRIFICUS TOTALUS" shouted a voice.
Buffy quickly ducked a jet of light and she looked at the men confused "You want to kill me with sticks and Latin?" she asked.
"Stupid mudblood" spat one of the men.
"I resent that" Buffy said swinging her leg around to kick the man in the face, he stumbled over, his mask slightly askew revealing harsh silver eyes and a peak of platinum hair. "Hey Spike, I think this one might be related to you" she called into the house.
Hearing his name the platinum vampire emerged from the house and looked around at the people. "Well looky here" He said.
"Cool it spike, their human" Buffy said "Or at least I think they are"
"Oh for the love of god" came a female voice "STUPFY"
Spike dodged the blast of red light and stood back up staring at the spot where the blast had come from. "HEY RED, GLENDA GET YOUR WICCAN ARSES OUT HERE" Spike yelled at the top of his voice.
"Spike!" Buffy hissed "You'll wake everyone up!" and true to her word heads were starting to poke out of their houses.
"Um…sorry…really wild party, we'll try to keep it down" Buffy called to them.
Willow and Tara stood in the doorway "What's up guys?" Willow said.
"We have company" Buffy said "of the not good variety"
"Is there any other kind in Sunnyhell?" Spike muttered.
"Look, why don't you tell us why you're here and we can all go about our merry little way" Buffy said.
"The Dark Lord want's you dead," Blondie said.
"Yeah cause that worked so well with the other slayer" Buffy said.
"The other is not dead?" he questioned.
"Nope, just got a call, she's alive and kicking and pissed as hell," Buffy said.
"So Master sent his lap dogs to play?" Spike asked.
On of the men growled and lunged for Spike, forgetting entirely about magic. "Seems like a good place to start" Buffy said kicking one man in the stomach.
"Kill them all!" Blondie growled.
The air was filled with grunting and an occasional howl of migraine pain from Spike. "You bloody well owe me one slayer" Spike shouted over the noise "I'm not going to be able to see straight for a week"
"Buffy! Behind you!" Tara shouted "depulso" she said, and the guy that was about to say another curse at her back was tossed violently aside.
"Thanks, Tara!" Buffy called, kicking and punching her way back to the front of the house. She was surprised to see Dawn in the fray. "Dawn what are you doing?" She asked, then raised her eyebrows in surprised as Dawn kicked a guy in the face as she turned around to face Buffy.
"One of them grabbed me, I had no choice" Dawn said.
Buffy scratched her head with a bemused expression on her face "well…. Have fun, be careful" she said laughing and catching the arm of the man that tried to hit her from behind, she slammed her elbow into his face and turned and kicked him away from her.
Willow and Tara were throwing curses at them, Buffy watched Dawn listen to them then she turned to Buffy "can I try?" she asked.
"No Dawn it's to dangerous!" Buffy said.
"Oh come on, it's one spell, Please!" Dawn begged.
Buffy took a deep breath and kicked a guy in the face "alright but just one" she said.
Dawn squealed in excitement after stepping roughly on someone's foot, she looked around for someone to curse and found someone that was running towards her, she raised her hands nervously and shouted "Congelo" the person and all the people surrounding Dawn immediately froze.
Willow and Tara both looked at Dawn surprised, they had only been cursing single people. "What was that?" Buffy asked her sister, elbowing someone else in the face.
Dawn's eyes were wide and she was shaking her head and shrugging her shoulders as if to say 'I don't know, don't look at me!'
The remaining robed men, who weren't unconscious, frozen, or bound, were still trying to attack the gang. "Don't you people" Buffy punched one "ever" she kicked another "give" she sent a round house kick to one's face "up!"
"Dawn!" Xander called out to Dawn and tried to reach her, as one of the robed people snuck behind her. She turned around startled and raised her hands to protect herself, but instead the man froze. "ok Piper" Xander said to her.
"Sorry, I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing" Dawn called to him.
Buffy rolled her eyes and looked around for the rest of the gang, Willow and Tara were binding the rest of the robed figures with a sound 'constringo'. Spike was sitting in the grass clutching his head, Xander was standing by Dawn checking her over, Anya was still in the house, and Giles was picking up a couple of sticks from the ground
There were a couple of cracks and everyone jumped to attention, Dawn keeping her hands firmly at her sides till the noise was identified. A couple of people, all in robes as well stood in the front lawn.
Buffy and the rest of the gang took a fighting stance. "Where not here to hurt you" a lady with purple hair said "we're just here for them", she motioned to the bound, frozen and unconscious robed men.
"You guys took down a bunch of death eaters?" A black man asked.
"Well he didn't exactly get a chance to poke me in the eye with his stick and yell at me in Latin before I kicked him in the stomach" Buffy said, motioning to one of the men on the floor.
"What about the other's?" he asked.
"Ahh well, Spike incensed one of them, by insulting them and some master, which I so hope is not a vampire and they kinda attacked and forgot about magic. Then Will and Tara were bind and freezing them as they came, and then Dawn froze a whole bunch of them and then we fought again" Buffy said summing up the fight.
Just then a black car rolled up the drive way and before the car fully stopped Faith jumped out, then stopped short "whoa B nice job" she said surveying the black mass of robes on the ground. She kicked one of the men on the ground "That's for sending people after me! Bastard"
Angel stepped out of the car after parking it. "Angel?" Buffy asked.
"Peaches?" Spike asked standing up.
"I had to drive Faith over" he said, "she tried to run the whole way here"
Faith rolled her eyes "he's lying, I would have hitched a ride"
Dawn snorted "Hey Faith!" she waved.
"Hey D" Faith said shooting her a smile.
Buffy turned back to the robed people "So, what are death eaters?" she asked.
"They said Dark Lord" Xander said, "I'm thinking new big bad"
"Or the big bad D-Dumbeldor told us about" Tara said.
"You guys know Dumbeldor?" the woman with the purple hair said.
"Uh, yeah we just got a letter from him today" Buffy said, "you know him?"
"Oh so you're the new teachers he was talking about" she said.
"Teachers?" Buffy asked "hold it right there, he said nothing about teaching anything".
"Oh come on B, it'll be fun," Faith said.
"What would we teach anyway, we're not exactly magical" Xander said.
"Speak for your self" Willow said snorting, Tara nudged her in the ribs with a broad smile on her face and the fell into peals of laughter.
"Does anybody else feel like they missed something?" Faith asked.
"The story of my life love" Spike said, still rubbing his head. Buffy helped him stand properly and rolled her eyes.
"So there's a band of baddies that are no more" Xander said, "I say we party!"
"Again?" Buffy asked "Xander it's a school night"
"Hello, going to England" Dawn said.
"Oh right" Buffy said "Which we should probably leave if we want to get there in time" Buffy said checking her watch "I didn't think that I'd be stuck fighting Blondie and his drones"
"I'll help you with the bags" Faith said "Spike?"
"I'll help to," he said.
"Are you ok?" Faith asked.
"I'll be fine, as soon as the ringing stops" Spike said rubbing his ears. "You'd think if the government was going to put a chip in my head they'd at least let me fight bad people"
"Yes because Wizards deserve to be eaten," Anya said sarcastically from the doorway, holding some bags "let's go, before they send more"
"Eaten?" Purple hair asked.
"I'm a vampire love" Spike said, "it's what we do"
Buffy look over at Angel who seemed to be lost in thought "Hello? Planet earth to Planet Angel, how's the weather there?"
"What?" he asked shaking his head as if to clear it.
"A vampire!" Purple hair said "a real live vampire!"
"Well, not live…mostly dead, but yeah" Spike said.
"Uh Guys?" Dawn said, "They're waking up" he squealed as one grabbed her leg and she kicked him in the face.
Faith choked back a laugh and look at Buffy "your sisters getting wicked strong B" Faith said.
"I know" Buffy muttered.
"Let round them up" the black man ordered the Purple haired woman.
"Shouldn't we call for more people?" She asked.
"Hey Buff" Xander said, Buffy turned to face him "Who are these people?" he asked.
"Oh sorry about that" Purple hair said, flicking her stick and floating a bunch of men in the air "I'm Tonks"
"I'm Kingsley Shacklebolt," the black man said.
"Buffy Summers, local slayer" Buffy said.
"Xander Harris, Local comic relief" Xander said laughing
"Dawn Summers, Local little sister" Dawn said.
"Faith, out of city slayer" Faith said.
"Anya Christina Emmanuela Jenkins, local ex- demon" Anya said.
"Rupert Giles, Local ex-watcher" Giles said.
"Spike, Local Vampire" Spike said.
"Angel, out of city Vampire" Angel said.
"Willow Rosenburg, Local Wiccan" Willow said.
"T-Tara Mclay, Local Wiccan" Tara said.
"As you can see, most of us are Local" Buffy said.
"I don't know how I am going to keep your names straight," Tonks said "And Two real…dead vampires!" she said, looking a little frightened "isn't the slayer supposed to slay vampires, not keep them as pets?"
"Soul" Angel said.
"Chip" Spike said "and I am no one's bloody pet"
"Do you have a fire place?" Tonks asked.
"Uh yeah, why?" Buffy asked.
"Because we need to get these men back to the ministry, we can travel by floo" Tanks said.
"There isn't any floo here," Anya said to her.
"Flu? You're going to travel by disease?" Xander asked.
"Not flu, floo" Tonks said. "And it's all right we brought some" Tonks floated the men into the house. Kingsley floated the rest behind her and they shoved them into the fireplace. "Oh I can just see the uproar now, when these guys get through"
Kingsley chuckled and tossed some powder on the men "Ministry of Magic, England" he shouted, and then, they were gone.
"Whoa way cool!" Dawn said.
"Pretty nifty" Buffy said.
"See you guys later!" Tonks said stepping into the fireplace and disappearing, Kingsley right after her.