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Day 11

Location: If you seriously don't remember than you are retarded

Weather: It's night

Tomorrow we're going to go into the castle and try not to get killed. I hope so. Eirika really must want to see her brother so badly. Apparently she'll even have one glimpse at him before we all die. Wow, what a great army commander. Not.

Right now I'm just sitting in my tent with Artur, Paul, Colm, and Ross. They're playing this game called Zelda Four Swords Adventure. Actually they're literally playing it. All four of them liked the game so much, that they dressed up as Links and are running around camp annoying us like hell. Here's what they're doing.

Artur, Colm, Ross, and Paul run around camp with swords and shields.

Ross, "Hurry! Throw bombs into the monster's tent!"

All four throw bombs into a tent. Boom. The tent goes on fire and Gilliam runs out in his armor.

Gilliam, "What the hell do you men think your doing!"

Paul, "Oh my god! It's the evil monster!"

Artur, "Get into block formation!"

All four form two rows with two in front and two in the back.

Ross, "Charge!"

Gilliam, "What the- Ack! What the flux are you guys doing?"

Colm, "Go for the weak spot!"

They all hit Gilliam with their shields down "there."

Gilliam, "Urgh! Oh my-Crap!" Gilliam falls over and puts his hands down "there."

Paul, "Hahaha! The monster is defeated!"

"Yeah!"

All four spin their swords and hold them up.

Colm, "Now let's go in the tent for the treasure!"

All four go in Gilliam's tent and take some of his stuff.

Ross, "Let's move on!"

"Yeaaah!"

Gilliam, "Urgh! Wait! Come back here! Ow!" Gilliam continues to lie on the floor.

Ross, "Let's all push this giant tent!"

Colm, "Yeah! Come on guys!"

All four push a really big tent. The sound of weapons falling from shelves can be heard. Suddenly our supply manager Steve comes out.

Steve, "What the heck are you guys doing!"

Artur, "I can see some stuff under the tent! Keep pushing!"

The four push the tent which then collapses as they find some gold under the tent.

Steve, "No! I just finished organizing everything!"

Paul, "Woohoo! More gold!"

Everyone comes out of their tent.

Eirika, "What the heck are you guys doing!"

Seth, "I believe they're causing havoc."

Eirika, "Hush! I know that already!"

Seth, "But you just asked-"

Eirika, "I said Hush!"

Paul, "Uh-oh. This doesn't look good."

Eirika, "If you guys don't stop we're going to have to make you stop by force!"

Almost all of us except me surround the four.

Ross, "Cross formation!"

All four face all four directions.

Artur, "You can't stop us!"

Paul, "Yeah!"

Colm, "Cause we have to power to repel evil!" All four hold up their swords which start to glow orange.

Eirika, "What the heck are you guys talking about? The evil is in that castle in which we are going to attack tomorrow!"

Colm "It's time for our special attack!"

All four hold their swords then in a few seconds start spinning together like a tornado.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Joshua, "Holy crap- run away!"

Franz, "Ahhhhh!"

Seth, "Hurry! We're going to get hit!"

The four continue spinning hitting everyone in their path until everyone is knocked down.

Ross, "Huff… huff… so dizzy…"

Colm, "I feel like I'm going to throw up…"

Paul, "I can see stars!"

Artur, "Losing… all… consciousness…."

The four fall on the ground.

I emerge from my tent.

"Woah. What happened here? It looks like a tornado hit."

Well it looks like everyone's going to be sleeping outside today. Except me I guess. Hehehe. If Artur, Paul, Ross, And Colm use that tornado thing in the castle we probably won't need to fight.

Prodigy, Lute.

Day 12

Location: Inside Fort Renvall

Weather: We're inside. The ceiling has a leak though

We're inside Renvall now and apparently we're supposed to find Eirika's brother Ephraim and his two companions. We're waiting right now because some guy named Tirado locked us out and is waiting for the right moment to attack us.

So here we are inside this castle that was supposedly hard to get inside of. It wasn't that hard. Actually it was a piece of cake. There weren't much enemies when we came here in the first place. I think Grado's getting lazy now.

When we met this guy named Orson. He betrayed us though. So now that's why we're fighting. Here are some oh-so-very funny scenarios that have or are happening.

We walk into the castle we Eirika and Seth see Orson.

Eirika, "Orson?"

Orson, "Princess Eirika! Your brother needs help!"

Eirika, "Oh my god! My brother! He's in danger!"

Seth, "Um, Orson? I'm just asking, but if you were with Prince Eprhaim, then why are you here?"

Orson, "Um, I escaped because I had a weapon snuck in my armor to break the chains."

Seth, "Uh… Okay. Suuuure."

Orson, "Yeah… anyways, follow me!"

We follow Orson for about fifteen seconds.

Seth, "Um, Orson?"

Orson, "Uh…. Yeah?"

Seth, "If you had a weapon… why didn't you use it to free the Prince also?"

Orson, "Uh……Because it only had one use on it?"

Seth, "Also… Where were you during the fourth of July! When Renais was under siege!"

Orson, "Uh… I was celebrating! Um… the fourth of July!"

Seth, "The jig is up Orson!"

Eirika, "Yeah! Whatever a jig is… but its up!"

Orson, "Sob… Alright! It was me who stole from the cookie jar on the fourth of July then ran away! And I'd do it again if I had the chance and another cookie jar to steal from!"

Seth, "Why Orson?"

Garcia, "Yeah! Por que Senor Orson?"

Ross, "Dad, can you please stop speaking Spanish? It's offending the Spanish readers!"

Garcia, "Huh? What readers? What readers! I don't see anyone reading us!"

Ross, "Never mind, Dad…"

A brick from the ceiling falls on Ross.

Ross, "Ow! What the hell was that from!"

The whole ceiling above Ross collapses on him.

Ross, "Hmf! Help! I'm buried in a pile of rocks!"

Garcia, "No! My son! Por quuuuuuuuue!"

Anyways back to the point…

Orson, "It's because of my wife that died! You guys didn't give her a proper funeral! You just chucked her body into the river and then your little princess threw rocks at her right after!"

Seth glares at Eirika.

Eirika, "Uh… sorry?"

Seth, "Orson you didn't have to go through with thi- wait a second… you said you stole from the cookie jar?"

Orson, "Uh yeah?"

Seth, "You stole my cookies? My special batch of triple chocolate chip cookies I made for Ephraim and Eirika!"

Eirika, "Those were my favorite!"

Orson, "Yeah! And I'd do it again! And again and again and again!"

Seth, "That's it traitor! Your 4ss iz g0!ng t0 b3 Ownz3r3d! L33T s7yl3!"

Franz, "Y34h! You giv3 it to h!m G3n3r3l S3th!"

Orson, "No! Not the L33T! Anything but the L33t!"

Tirado comes from behind. It's okay Orson you can go now and be with "her."

Orson, "Really? Yay!"

Tirado, "Now we're going to attack you now so ba bye!"

Tirado runs away and locks the doors up.

Seth, "G3t b4ck h3re you 3v!l cook!3 e4ting monzt3r!"

Franz, "Yeah! G3t b4ck h3r3 and f4c3 the ownzing L33T!"

Yeah… So now we're waiting for them to open those stupid doors. Joshua is gambling with Gilliam and Colm right now. Artur is putting "Caution this area is slippery" signs over spots and Seth is baking cookies… with an easy bake oven? I never even knew he had an easy bake oven. Just shows you his sensitive side. And that sensitive side is really, really, disturbing.

I'm really bored now. It's been about two hours and they still haven't opened those damn doors. I swear if they don't open it I'm going to go crazy. We have Colm trying to pick the locks, but every time he picks it there's another door. Also Ross is still buried in those bricks. Everyone now is trying to help Ross out. A few other people and I are just watching everyone. There really isn't anything to write about so I'm going to stop here.

Prodigy, Lute

Day 13

Location: Where do you think we are

Weather: What do you think

Well, it's been about four hours since that last entry now. They already opened the doors though. Apparently they were figuring what armor to wear. Took them long enough. We're fighting off the enemies now and it's too easy.

I have to sit this fight out again. Paul said my levels are "maxed out" already and that I should let others gain some levels. There he is comparing us to video games yet again.

Here's what everyone's doing right now.

Seth walks around with a platter of cookies.

"Who wants triple chocolate chip cookies with extra sugar?"

Ross who is wearing a cast jumps.

"I do! I do!"

Seth hands out cookies to people and Ross.

Ross, "Wow these are good!" Ross takes a bite.

Ross, "Ack! I'm choking! Blergh! Blee! Blech! Bloo! Blemshark!" Ross falls over.

Garcia, "No! Not again! Someone help my son! Can anyone do the hi-lift maneuver!"

Every one shakes their head.

Garcia, "Looks like I have to do this!" Garcia puts his son on his back.

Garcia, "Breath darn you!" Garcia begins punching Ross in the heart.

Ross, "Urgh! Ack! Egh! Eeeg! Ergh! Eke-eker!" Ross coughs up the cookie.

Garcia, "Hooray!"

Ross, "Ow… I'm okay…"

Somewhere else Colm is fighting off a knight.

Colm, "Take this!" Colm stabs.

Knight, "Urgh!" Knight falls on top of Colm. "Look! Oh ma goood! Look what accidentally happened!"

Colm, "What the- get off me you gay ass!" Colm stabs at him.

Knight, "Urgh!" Knight dies.

Colm, "Now… how to get him off…"

Joshua, "And take this!" Joshua slashes someone who falls on top of the knight on Colm.

Colm, "Urgh! Too heavy!"

Joshua, "Huh? I think I heard a ghost…"

Colm, "It's me you dumbass!"

Joshua, "I think it's my great-grandfather again making fun of me! Well it's not working you old fart!"

Colm, "Why you son of a whore!"

Joshua, "My mommy wasn't a whore! Even though she got pregnant with me on accident when she was sixteen!"

Colm, "Oh my god…"

Joshua, "God? You mean you've met god great-gradfather! Wow! I'm sorry!"

Colm, "You know what? Never mind I'll just lie here."

Joshua, "Your going to lie in front of God in heaven! About what! I take that apology back! You sick bastard!"

Colm, "….."

Joshua, "That's right you got nothing to say! Now stay away from me!" Joshua runs away.

Colm, "Well that was fun…"

Joshua, "I heard that!"

Colm, "Eep!"

Joshua, "And that!"

Ephraim walks down with Kyle and Forde down a hall.

Ephraim, "I need to find my sister! I need to find my sister!"

Kyle, "Calm down Prince Ephraim…"

Forde is eating an apple, "Yeah what he said."

Kyle, "Forde, we're in the middle of a battle! This isn't the time to be eating apples!"

Forde, "Do you want one?"

Kyle, "No."

Ephraim, "I think I see her! Sister! Over here!"

Eirika, "Oh my god! It's my brother!"

Eprhaim, "Brother!"

Eirika, "Sister!"

Glomp!

Kyle, "Wow. How touching. Now let's get back to the battle."

Ephraim, "How can you be so cruel Kyle? I'm expressing my sensitivity!"

Kyle, "Yeah, yeah. You did. Now let's get back the battle."

Ephriam, "Sigh. Alright."

Forde, "Hey Eprhaim! Wanna have a juicy apple?"

Ephraim, "Yeah! Apple good!" Eprhaim grabs apple and runs off.

Eirika, "Wait! Brother! Get back here!"

Artur puts a final Caution sign.

I go up to him.

"Artur? How many of those fluxing signs do you have?"

Artur, "Um… a lot…"

"You need therapy or something Artur."

"Maybe I do…"

"Did you fall on a safety mat when you were a kid?"

"Actually yes… I did…"

"Well no wonder your so fluxing careful."

Artur, "Maybe I should be evil then… But on the good guy side… I declare myself evil right now! I'm going to be bad to the bone!"

Somewhere behind a wall.

An Elf goes up to Santa.

Elf, "Santa! Artur just declared himself evil! Should we put him on the naughty list?"

Santa, "No, he'll get over it."

Back to the point.

"Um Artur, I've known you for a long time. And I've seen your X-rays. There isn't one bad bone in your body."

Artur, "Sigh… your right… This scanning chart told me I was 99 percent good and 1 percent hot gas…"

"Whatever… You definitely need professional help."

At the throne room…

Seth, "I'm h3r3 Tir4do!"

Franz, "4nd h3 h4z hiz L33T P4rtn3r wi7h him!"

Tirado, "You can't beat me… because I'm more L33T than you!"

Seth, "Prov3 !t."

Tirado, "U Zux0rz!'m 7h3 83z7 L33T g3n3r4l 4R0und! I 4m !nv!nc48l3! H4h4h4!"

Franz, "Oh my g0d! H3'z m0r3 L33T th4n uz!"

Seth, "Run!"

Garcia, "Oh my god… you guys suck." Garcia reaches into his pocket. "Look what I got Tirado!" Shows him a book.

Tirado, "A book?"

Garcia, "Not just any book… a dictionary! The dictionary that shows every word and their origin!"

Tirado, "N03z! My L33T m1nd c4n'7 h4ndl3 7h3 p0w3rz of c0mpl3x n0n-L33T w0rdz!"

Garcia, "Take this! Complementarily!"

Tirado falls on his knees, "4ck!"

Garcia, "Indubitably!"

Tirado, "My L33T Iz dra!n!ng!"

Garcia, "And now take this! Super-cali-fragil-istic-expial-idocious!"

Tirado, "4ck! A l0ng m4d3 up word! Nooooo!" Tirado explodes into random letters and numbers.

Garcia, "You can't beat me!"

Everyone joins in

"Because knowledge power!"

Well, that was fun. We're just sitting around now waiting for orders.

Super-cali-fragil-istic-expial-idocious? I don't even know of that's a word or not. If it is I wonder how long the definition is.

Well, I'm bored now. I don't want to write about how these imbeciles embarrass themselves in a number of ways so I'll stop here.

Prodigy, Lute

Day 14

Location: We've been here for a while now so you should be now. If not, your definitely are retarded

Weather: It's raining, but we're inside. Well rain is coming from the spot in which the ceiling collapsed on Ross.

Guess what? We finally get to stay indoors instead of the smelly, dirty, and disgusting ground. This just makes Colm, Franz, Ross, and Artur, aka the Dungeons and Dragons drips, excited because they get to play in somewhere that actually seems like a dungeon. And even worse, they're going to play with the whole castle. As in they're going to be walking around annoying the crap out of us with terms that don't exist.

So here we all are waiting for the Tweetle dee, tweetle dum, tweetle, dumber, and tweetle dumbest to burst in our doors, take our supplies/gold/treasure/whatever and run away. Well, actually not me because since Artur considers me his best friend they're not going to take any of my stuff. Woo hoo.

I'm in a room with Paul and Natasha right now. Yeah those are my roommates. Artur is our roommate too, but he's off playing somewhere with his little clique.

Paul is using his lap top with Natasha right now. Oh wow. Right now they just discovered that they're very, very, long lost cousins. Sympathy moment right now with them. Okay it just ended when Paul knocked over his bottle of Sunkist and started sobbing. He must really love that carbonated liquid. That was really random.

Well, I'm going to stop here so I can watch the Dungeon and Dragons club of four wreak havoc then write about it in a few hours.

Prodigy, Lute

Day 15

Location: I'm not even going to repeat what I said yesterday

Weather: Still not repeating

Well, that was sort of hilarious watching them play and annoy the hell out of everyone. I'm going to start writing about it now before I forget about it.

Colm, Ross, Artur, and Franz walk down a hall silently with me and Paul following them about ten feet behind them.

Colm, "The halls are dark and daunting. You each feel a weird evil aura as if something evil is about to happen. Even the bravest of you are frightened!"

Ross, "Oh-my-god! Oh-my-god! Something bad is going to happen! Something bad is going to happen! Gah!" Ross jumps on Franz's back.

Franz, "Ack! Choking! Can't breath!"

Artur, "Eep too scary…"

Colm, "Suddenly… a giant behemoth approaches you from afar! But do not fret. He does not sense you yet."

Gilliam comes from down the hall.

Gilliam "Yaawn… So tired. Guard duty is terrible. Maybe I can rest in the hallway or something. Better thought. Go to sleep on the ground. I like that idea. Dum de dum de dum…"

Ross, "Attack him!" Ross jumps on Gilliam's back from behind a statue.

Gilliam ""Ack! Choking! Can't breath!"

Franz, "Face my song of doom!" Franz plays something on a flute. It is really, really, terrible and really, really, painful to your eardrums.

Gilliam, "My ears! Ack they're choking! No wait! Ack no my throat is choking! Ack!"

Artur grabs a bag from Gilliam's belt.

"Hey! A vulnerary and 500 gold!"

Gilliam, "Ears in pain! Can't breath! Can't afford anything anymore!" Gilliam faints.

Colm, "Woo hoo! You have slain the evil behemoth!"

Ross, "I take his metal armor boots and helmet!"

Franz, "I take the body armor!"

Artur, "And I take… uh… his life insurance!"

Colm, "Alright! Let's move on!"

I walk by and look down at Gilliam. I kick him and follow the group.

They leave Gilliam who is wearing only his boxers and T-shirt.

Colm, "Now we find a door that is locked… There is a spot in which you put a key right in the middle of the door. Above the spot shows a person on it, aka the hint. What do you do?"

Ross, "I study the door!"

Colm rolls a dice on whatever to see what he studies, "You study it and you find out that it resembles your father."

Ross, "You mean my dad?"

Colm, "Bingo."

Franz, "Maybe we should see his father then."

Artur, "Let's go to his father!"

All four walk down the hall cautiously and open the door to Garcia's room. The room is completely empty. Until… Garcia walks out of the shadows!

Garcia, "I have been waiting for you four- erm I mean three…"

Artur, "We came to see you about this door we found that has a picture of someone resembling you on it."

Franz, "Yeah. You got a key we can fight you for or steal from you and then run away?"

Garcia, "Well… maybe… We fight then"

Garcia takes out a foam axe and hits Artur in the side.

Artur, "Ack!"

Colm, "Gasp! That's about 26 damage! You fall Artur!"

Artur fakes, "Ack! Blech!" Artur pretends to collapse.

Franz, "Don't worry! I'll revive you Artur!" Franz starts playing his flute again.

Colm, "You have played something very terribly that resembles Funky Town! This old song strengthens Garcia, for he is from the age from which that evil song came from!"

A disco ball pops out of no where and Garcia suddenly is wearing a disco outfit and starts swaying his hips while dancing.

Garcia, "Won't you take me to… funky town! Won't you take me to… funky town…"

Colm is seen wearing earmuffs.

Colm, "The song is so loud, that you are paralyzed!"

Franz is already on the ground trying to cover his ears.

Franz, "My ears! I can't hear anything! I don't want to go to funky town! I don't wanna take you! Ah!"

Ross is the only one able to fight and stands there grabbing his foam hatchet. Garcia is wearing his normal cloths now.

Garcia, "Now it's only us Ross."

Ross, "Gasp! How do you know my name!"

Garcia, "No questions! We fight! And rap!"

They start clashing their foam axes making light saber noises. Colm takes out a radio and begins playing Rap style background music. Ross and Garcia begin fighting but rap at the same time. I enter the room and go next to Colm sitting on the floor.

"Do you honestly have to do that?"

"Well. Now it's a battle of rapping. That's Garcia's one weakness!"

"That, honestly, is the stupidest weakness I have ever heard come out of someone's mouth."

Garcia, "Good! Now release your anger! You'll be some terrible danger!"

Ross starts fighting with more anger falling for his trap. Garcia slashes at Ross's hand.

Ross, "Ow! Why'd you slice off my hand" Ross drops the fake hand pretending that he actually lost a hand.

Garcia, "Tell me more about your father! So I can understand your bothers!"

Ross, "I was told enough! I was told you killed him!"

Garcia, "No Ross. Let me tell me the truth that I'm your father! I'm ya father! I'm your father! I'm ya father!"

Ross, "Noooooo- wait a second… Oh no your right."

The music comes to an abrupt stop.

Garcia, "Woops… I guess you defeated me son."

Ross, "Hooray!"

Franz, "Hey I can move again!"

Artur gets up from his badly faked death.

"And I'm alive again!"

Garcia, "Well here's your key. Now get out of here I didn't even want to do this."

We are all scurried out of the door and the door is slammed right after us.

I blink and say, "Well that was pointless."

We head to the door and Ross opens the lock.

Ross, "This is it! This it! I'm so excited!"

Colm, "The room you enter is full of evil! You can tell from the markings on the wall!"

I interrupt, "Colm, the room is pink. And there are bunnies on the wall."

Colm takes a marker and makes one of the bunny's eye evil looking.

Colm, "They're evil bunnies though!"

I sigh.

Eirika comes from out of a room wearing a bathrobe with Seth following close behind.

Seth, "Alright Eirika! It's time to dry your hair with the blow dryer!"

Eirika, "Yay! It's the wind blowing thing!"

We all sweat droplet.

Seth, "Huh? Crap! What the flux are you guys doing here!"

Ross, "We came to find a bounty full of treasure!"

Franz, "Yeah! But we don't mind watching this for a while. Continue."

Seth, "No! Get the flux out! Don't make me make you!"

Eirika, "Hooray! Entertainment!" Seth is oblivious to her cheer.

Ross, "Oh no! We have to face to evil yelling sweaty monster!"

Seth twitches.

Seth, "Sweaty! That's it!

I chuckle. "This should be funny."

The following was humorlessly violent. It was so humorlessly violent, that I can't write about it. So I'll skip ahead.

The door slams on us.

Seth, "And stay out!"

Eirika, "Seth? My hair is all frizzy now!"

Seth, "We'll wash your hair then again!"

Eirika, "Hooray! Bath time again!"

I twitch.

"Oh my fluxing god."

Ross, "Well… hey guys! Guess what I managed to take!" Ross holds up a book.

Franz opens it revealing pictures of Seth with Eirika.

Artur, "It's a photo album."

Colm, "Oh my god! Hahaha! Is he taking a bath with her!"

I turn away.

"You guys know what? I want my brain cells to live so I'm going to leave." I walk away but I can still see them.

Franz, "Holy crap! Seth is dressing her!"

Artur, "She's being taught how to ride a bike?"

Franz, "I remember that!"

Suddenly Seth's room shakes as the four sit outside of the room.

"Where the flux is the album!"

Colm, "Flux! Leave the book and cheese it!"

Franz, "Cheese it?"

Colm, "It means run!"

Yeah well, maybe it wasn't as funny as I remembered. Oh well. Oh yeah Franz told me how Eirika learned how to ride a bike, which was only a few weeks before Renais was invaded. It was actually sort of funny.

Seth and Eirika are outside. Eirika tries riding a two-wheeled bike, but falls yet again.

Eirika, "Sniff… Seth? I can't do it! I can't do it right! I'll never be able to ride my bike!"

Seth, "Oh don't worry! Here! I'll give you one of my special cookies of you do!"

Eirika, "Really?… Yay!" Eirika tries again with success. "Hey Seth! I'm not degrading myself in public anymore!"

Everyone points and laughs at Seth at the park.

Seth, "Erm… Okay… Let's just go home now…"

Well, I think I should go to bed now. It was a really tiring night following the nerds to see if anything funny would happen. Yeah my writing hand needs a break. I hope Artur doesn't do any dungeons and dragons thing when he comes in the room while me, Natasha, and Paul are asleep.

Prodigy, Lute

Sorry readers if the chapter was crappy. I think it's crappy. I just want to use my ideas in the other chapters. I even made a notebook in which I write my ideas in for little scenes or what could become a bigger scene. And I guess this one was longer than I expected it would be. So sorry if you didn't like it. Oh and leave a review! Please don't flame me!