Hi again readers of this story!
Again I had a split second notice that I'd get a chance to post this so while it might not be as good as I'd like it to be I hope you enjoy.
Also I beg you to read Why Not? a story that I am starting to write.
Thanks to reviewers.
Cyborgrockstar: Vigilant as ever seeing as you already reviewed by the time I told you a new chapter was up. Tell Tala I will put him in Why Not? as a character.
Baby sweet: YAY! you reviewed again! And Ray will be blind for most of this story.
BeyMistress05: You changed your pen name!
Chapter Four: More Quality time on the farm.
"ARRRGG!"
At the sound of the horrible screeching animals dropped what food was in their mouths.
Pigs stopped rolling in mud, sheep looked up from their pastures, horses looked out of their stalls, and cows' milk curdled in… well you get the idea.
All to stare at the sight of a kid chasing a rooster.
"DAMN YOU, YOU STUPID ROOSTER! I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!"
Kai ran screaming curses and insults after the rooster, that was, until he ran into Ray.
Ray came around the corner the rooster had run around and Kai had crashed straight into him.
"RAY WHYED YOU RUN INTO ME! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO KILL THAT STUPID ROOSTER?"
Instead of trying to reason with Kai, Ray just yelled back.
"YOU RAN INTO ME YOU IDIOT! AND AS TO SEEING I CAN'T CAUSE THE MORONIC COWS BLINDED ME."
(DM: I guess the encounter with the cow was a little too much for Ray.)
"WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT! GET YOURSELF A FREAKIN' GUIDE DOG IF YOUR JUST GONNA GO BLIND!"
"WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW COWS COULD BLIND PEOPLE!"
"WEAKLING!"
"IDIOT!"
"MORON!"
"IMBECILE!"
"PAIN IN THE ASS!"
"PAIN IN THE ASS!"
"At least you two have something in common."
Ray and Kai both turned to see the Priest come around the corner.
"Ray I'll help you to the car. Kai go kill that chicken. With luck the farmer won't realize it's gone until we're long gone. Besides we need something besides fast food for dinner or we'll all get fat."
"Too late for you and Tyson."
Kai ran around the corner while Ray and the priest started towards the car.
When they got there The Priest turned towards Ray.
"Am I really fat?"
Thank God I can't see him at the moment, thought Ray.
"No sir, not that I can see."
Back to Kai…Kai had cornered the Rooster.
"I have you now you evil fiend!"
Kai rushed the rooster, which was trapped in the corner of the barn away from the door, and tried to grab it by the neck.
In an amazing show of intelligence uncommon in chickens the rooster flew up to Kai and tried to scratch his eyes.
When Kai predictably threw up his hands to protect his face the rooster landed on his shoulder and crowed in his ear.
EEEEREEEREERERUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWW!
(well something like that.)
Then the rooster flew out the door and ran off too parts unknown, leaving Kai deaf.
At least that was how it was until the cow kicked Kai out the door and left him blind too.
Later that morning the Ray, Tyson, And the priest were waiting by the van for Kai who was still not back.
Tyson was, of course, singing an annoying repetitive song.
Suddenly Kai appeared from behind the barn and came stumbling towards them.
"I was deafened by the crow of that infernal rooster and the demonic cow blinded me! I stumbled around for days until I heard Tyson's annoying song signaling like a beacon where you were. Then I realized how lame and medieval that was and now if someone would lead me to Tyson I'd like to kill him."
The Priest led Kai over to where Tyson was and started talking to Ray while Kai started to beat the crap out of Tyson.
"Fascinating that not even deafness can block out Tyson's songs. And the chain of events that led to this disability must have been a miracle from God. It's like there's a sign on Kai's back saying 'Drag me to the middle of nowhere and dump me there'. Surely a sign from God. His last name doesn't happen to be Keller, by any chance?"
"I don't know about that but I'd give anything too see this fight. It sounds like Tyson's losing badly."
"Actually Ray it's more like a massacre than a fight. Swing right Kai! Oh wait he can't hear me. And seriously Do I look fat?"
"Not that I can see sir, not that I can see."
To Be Continued…
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