Sorry, for taking long to update. But, hooray! I got more reviews! Thanks for them readers. Also, I accept anonymous reviews now. My idea list still has lots of ideas I didn't use yet. I'm going to make this long enough to make up for that. Also so I can play Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. Awesome RPG! I like it as much as Fire Emblem! Anyway… here you guys go!

Day 21

Location: Ide. Actually Ide was destroyed so we're staying at a fort near Ide

Weather: Pretty good

Well, we're staying at this stupid fort today. Ide was destroyed. We sort of forgot about that. We have to sleep on he hard cold floor of this stupid fort.

I can't believe we have to sleep in this stupid fort. The village may be destroyed, but it has beds. You know, blanket, mattress, cuddly pillow, ect. Man it's just stupid though. I wish something entertaining would happen like a horse crashing into Ross, Ross crashing into a horse, or Ross crashing into the horse then having the horse crash into Ross. Then run over him. With large horse shoes again. Yeah that would be funny.

The only thing funny that has happened to Ross today was when he went to pet a rabbit. The rabbit bit him though and had rabies. Ha. Okay maybe that was as funny with the horse. Ross is in the healers room of fort now and we have Moulder and Natasha trying to help Ross with his rabies. It's sort of hard for them to do that though. Well, it would be hard for you if you tried helping out a guy that's foaming at the mouth and running around everywhere acting all crazy. Here's what happened when Ross got bitten.

Somewhere near the fort Ross walks around a field of flowers. There is cheerful music in the background.

"Oh my god! They the flowers are just so beautiful! Even though I despise these bright colors!"

The bunny passes by innocently.

"Hey it's a bunny! Hey little guy! Wanna be my friend?"

Suddenly, the rabbit foams at its mouth and lunges at Ross.

"Ahhh! Oh my god! Help me! It's biting my lower sword!" Ross starts running around crazily as the bunny bites Ross everywhere. I mean everywhere.

Seconds later.

Garcia passes by a few trees.

"I wonder where my son is… He couldn't of gotten too far…"

Garcia walks around… Lassie theme comes on.

"Roooooss! Roooooss! Roooooos!" Garcia looks up and sees Ross in a tree.

"Oh my god! Here boy! Here boy! Oh no! Oh no! Somebody help me! Somebody help me! I need a fireman or something…"

Colm scampers by.

"Colm! It's me Garcia!"

Colm, "I know that… Who else would you be?"

Garcia, "I don't know… but I do want to look like-"

Colm, "Never-mind… what do you want?"

"My Ross is stuck in a tree!"

Up in the tree Ross is hugging the tree to keep from falling.

Ross, "Sob! Help! I'm stuck in a tree!"

Colm, "So I see. Very good Ross you have up there."

Garcia, "Can you just get him down or something? Please!"

Colm, "Alright. A chimp scout vows to save anyone or anything stuck in a tree. In this case it's a thing."

Garcia, "Okaaay…"

Colm climbs the tree up to Ross. Ross reaches for Colm's hand and Colm brings down Ross.

Garcia, "My Ross! He's okay!"

Ross, "Dad! I'm safe!"

Colm, "Alright ba-bye now." Colm walks off.

Garcia lets go of Ross so he can look at him, only to reveal Ross foaming at the mouth. Ross backs away and starts hissing.

Garcia, "Ahh! Oh my god!"

Moulder comes by.

Moulder, "Looks like your Ross has rabies. We'll have to put him down."

Garcia, "Put him down! What the flux are you talking about!"

Moulder takes a tranquilizer gun out of no where and shoots at Ross who tries to run away.

Garcia, "Noooooo! My son is dead now!"

Moulder, "Well, actually we didn't put him down. Hehe. I just always wanted to say that."

Garcia, "Grrr…"

Moulder, "Um, I think your starting to catch Ross's rabies…"

Yeah, well that actually was funny. The bad things always happen to Ross. Ha.

Anyways, I have to bunk with Natasha and Artur today. Well, at least Natasha is sane. Artur, well… he just has safety issues. I'm going to go in bed today. Also, I'll rabbit proof the entrances so a rabbit doesn't barge in here and give me rabies. Or Artur. If Artur had rabies he'd just put safety signs in an barbaric way.

Prodigy, Lute

Day 22

Location: Ide

Weather: Okay I guess

Today we had to join some stupid group that was rebuilding Ide. Apparently Eirika and Ephraim signed us up because the group said donuts and refreshments were included. I wonder why they can't just use Seth's easy bake oven and use that. Actually I think they'd end up burning themselves and the oven. I'd feel more sorry for the oven. Yes, I actually would. Artur right now is in the healer's tent. I'll explain later on why.

The stupid part about this group was that we had to finish it today only. No one wants to do this stupid thing. Except Ross and Garcia. They're all excited because they get to rebuild their home. As soon as we finish we're leaving. I don't think the two know that yet.

Anyways, back to what happened to Artur. This is what I remember.

Artur walks around putting signs everywhere as usual. He puts one near a pot hole, one near a tree, and one near a bucket.

Eirika walks up to Artur.

Eirika, "Artur? What the flux are you doing?"

Artur, "Um… I'm putting signs in places where people wont get hurt…"

Eirika, "Your not supposed to put signs your supposed to build things. That's what we're doing here!"

Franz comes to the conversation.

Franz, "But Princess… All you've been doing is chugging down cookies and fruit punch…"

Eirika, "Hey, at least I'm involved in this thing!"

Franz, "Okaaay…"

Vanessa flies in and joins in.

Vanessa, "Artur, people can't get hurt with everything."

Artur, "Yeah they can!… I know! Name one thing you can't kill someone with."

Eirika, "What the flux is the point of that?"

Artur, "To prove that you can kill a person with anything!"

Vanessa, "That's easy! A potato!"

Franz, "…A potato?"

Vanessa smiles, "Yup."

Artur, "You could choke someone with it."

Franz, "Er… What about a hair?"

Artur, "It can tie around your arm, be tightened, therefore making your arm bleed to death."

Franz, "Oh my god. Your wasting our time, Artur."

Artur, "It's not my fault I was put on this world to keep people safe!"

Eirika, "Yeah, but it is your fault that your annoying."

Artur, "But-"

I come by hearing this conversation right after the other three leave.

"You know, they are right."

Artur, "Sniff… No one understands me! They think I'm not capable of things! You know, like… like… uh… erm…… Oh my god! They're right! I can do jack squat!" Artur runs off crying his head off.

"Sigh. It's times like this I wonder why he's my best friend."

A few seconds later, 47.6 to be approximate, Artur was on top of an unfinished building.

Colm passes by and sees, "What the… oh my god! Artur is on top of that unfinished building!"

Natasha, "Gasp!"

Joshua chews on his egg salad sandwich, "Hmph?"

Artur, "Attention all party members! I decided since I provide no support to this group, I am going to commit suicide and die honorably!"

Vanessa, "Oh my god. Is this about that argument?"

Artur, "No!"

Ephraim and Eirika are eating cookies next to Seth.

Ephraim, "Seth! Seth! The cautious annoying monk is going to jump off that building!"

Eirka, "Do you think his guts will splatter all over the place?"

Seth, "It's better if you don't see…" Seth covers their eyes.

I look up, "Artur, you idiot, get down from there."

"Why? I don't like myself anymore because everyone has their own homes… girlfriends…… lives… Oh my god I'm right again!"

"Sigh. Artur, if you commit suicide, I'm taking your safety signs and burning them."

"….. First my life, now my innocent little signs? Fine… I'll get down…"

Neimi, "Oh my god! Oh my god! What do I do? What do I do! Sniff! Sob! Wah…" Neimi cries her head off.

Colm, "Neimi, what the flux do you think your doing?"

Neimi, "I'm crying! Sob!"

Colm, "Why are you crying?

Neimi, "Sniff! I don't know! Cause Artur is gonna commit suicide! Waah!" Neimi runs off and crashes into the building Artur is on making Artur fall into a hole in the building, then having the building crash on top of Artur, then suddenly the building explodes for some odd and stupid apparent reason. The flames burst out and hit some of the party members.

Joshua continues eating his egg salad sandwich which suddenly catches on fire as a fireball from the fires this his sandwich, which he took a bite out of before he noticed.

Joshua, "Oh my god! My tongue! It burns! It burns! It burnses us!" Joshua runs around.

Ross, "Dad! Dad! I know what we can do!"

Garcia, "What's that son?"

Ross, "We can put out the fire!"

Ross takes a bucket of liquid and throws it on the fires, causing a green explosion making radioactive fires."

Ross, "What the-… liquid nitrogen? Who puts liquid nitrogen in a bucket?"

Garcia, "Watch out son!" A green nitrogen fireball heads towards Ross.

Ross, "Huh?- Ah! I'm radioactively on fire! Ahhh!" Ross runs around burning.

Garcia, "Crap! I'll save you son!" Garcia grabs a glass full of liquid from Franz.

Franz, "No! Wait Garcia! That's-"

Garcia throws the contents on Ross making the fires larger.

Ross, "Ahhh! I'm still radioactively on fire but with a scent of lemony alcohooool!"

Garcia, "What the- what's in this stuff!"

Franz, "Uh, it's an alcoholic beverage with a scent of lemon…"

Garcia, "Nooo! Not lemon scented! Anything but the lemon scented!"

A fire ball hits Eirika and Ephraim.

Eirika, "Ahh!"

Ephraim, "Sister! I know what to do!"

Eirika, "What's that you say?"

Ephraim, "We stop, drop, and roll!"

"Stop, drop…" The two drop knocking down people in the process.

"And roll!"

They begin rolling making people trip.

Natasha trips over Ephraim, "Ah!" Natasha is on top of Ephraim.

Ephraim continues burning. "Uh…"

Natasha, "Uh…"

Joshua, "Hey! Get away from Natasha you burning bastard!" Joshua picks Natasha off of Ephraim, then takes Franz's lemon scented alcohol and tosses it on Ephraim.

Franz, "Sob! Not again!"

Ephraim, "Ahhh!"

Joshua, "That's for messing with my woman!"

Natasha, "Hellooo! I'm being ignored again!"

Joshua, "Come on! Let's go find more people we can save or set on fire!"

Natasha, "Uh… okay!"

Colm, "Holy crap! This is chaos!"

Neimi runs by. "Waaaaah!"

Colm grabs her hood and pulls her to him.

"Neimi! This is all your fault!"

"Sob… what are you talking about…"

Colm, "If you hadn't crashed into that building, it wouldn't catch on fire! And neither would the other people!"

"That just makes me feel worse! Waaaah!" Neimi runs off crying again.

Colm, "H-hey! Get back here- ahh!" Colm trips over Eirika.

Eirika, "Stop, drop, and roll! Stop, drop, and roll!"

Yeah, that explains why Artur is in the healers tent. Amongst other idiots who managed to catch on fire. Well, all the buildings that we built on either on fire, destroyed and on fire, or knocked down by Neimi, destroyed, and on fire. It looks really bad for Artur, but they said they'd be okay. I'm going to stay here with my best friend till the very end. Not. I'm just staying to make sure he stays alive so he'll give me the 900 gold he owed me. He better live, or I'm not going to attend his funeral. Instead I'm going to sell his stuff off the nearest armory.

Prodigy, Lute

Day 23

Weather: Boring

Location: Somehow more boring

We're still here in Ide and have to rebuild everything again. If Artur hadn't planned on committing suicide, Neimi wouldn't crash into every fluxing building we built and knock them all down, causing them to somehow catch on fire.

It also appears that they're going to take off the bandages from Artur's wounds. They had to do "healing surgery." You won't believe what happened.

Moulder, Natasha, Neimi, Joshua , and Seth, and I are in the healers tent awaiting for Moulder and Natasha to reply. Colm and Artur lie in beds. Artur has bandages warpped around his head.

Moulder, "Well, he had an eye injury, so we had to put glasses that stay above his eyes to support a certain bone.

Seth, "Okaaaay…"

Natasha, "And due to the burns on his head we had to cut off some of his hair and spike it up."

Colm, "Er… okay…"

Moulder, "He also lost a lot of blood. And since we didn't have people's blood we gave him monkey's blood."

I raise my eyebrows. "Is that as good as people's blood? And where'd you get monkey's blood."

Moulder, "Well, I got a tranquilizer gun and used it on one. Then I took it's blood and replaced it with milk.

Joshua, "That's sort of… odd…"

Neimi, "What about Colm?"

Natasha, "He also lost a lot of blood. We had to get a blood transfusion for him too. We got it from this guy named Spider Man."

Colm gets up and walks over to us.

Colm, "Guys! Guys! You'll never guess what!"

Seth, "Uh, what?"

Colm, "I got a blood transfusion from a guy named Spider Man!"

Seth, "Okaaay…"

Neimi, "Um… okay…"

Colm, "And also, now I can do this! Wa-cha!" Colm starts shooting webs.

"Woah. How the flux did you do that?" I asked in amusement.

Colm, "I dunno. But it's so cool! Hahaha!" Colm shoots more webs.

Neimi, "Ah! I got a web in my hair!"

"Sigh. Anyway, what about Artur?" I asked.

Moulder, "Oh, right. Now here we go."

Moulder starts unwrapping the bandages. He does it slowly as weird game show music that waits for you to answer a question is heard in the background.

Natasha, "Where's that music coming from?"

Joshua, "Sorry, dramatic effect."

Natasha, "I'll never understand you and your drama effects."

Joshua, "Hehehe…"

Moulder finishes and we all gasp to reveal a potato head toy mask.

Moulder, "Oh yeah, forgot about this mask." Moulder removes it to reveal Artur with spiky hair and sunglasses worn in the fashion that you would wear when your not wearing goggles.

Joshua stares wide-eyed. "Woah."

Neimi, "Uh…"

Seth, "Uh…"

I go up to him. "So, you got the 900 gold you owe me yet?"

Artur, "You know that hole you put pie in?"

"Uh, yeah." I said as I raised my eyebrow.

"Well, shut it!"

I blink. "So I guess that's a no?"

Artur, "What's I sound like?"

Joshua, "Artur? What the flux happened to you! You look like you went through a make over show!"

Artur, "Hey! Shut the flux up ya long-haired freak!"

Joshua, "Hey! Don't make fun of my long wavy hair!"

Artur, "Mines much cooler! It's spiky!"

Joshua, "Yours is not cooler!"

Artur, "You couldn't think of a decent hair style in your dreams!"

Joshua, "Oh yeah! Watch this!" Joshua shuts his eyes and grunts trying to think of a hairstyle. What he thinks of is Natasha, Natasha, Natasha, and Natasha wearing a sweater.

Joshua, "Damn it! He's right!"

Artur, "Ha!"

Neimi, "So uh…"

Artur, "So yourself!"

Neimi cries and runs out of the tent.

Colm, "Wait up Neimi! I'm stuck in this web!" Colm struggles. A giant spider is on the end.

Colm, "Ahhh! Noooo!"

Seth, "So, uh… Artur? This new, uh, you isn't going to be a problem is it?"

Artur, "That depends is it a problem now?"

Seth, "Well, uh… no."

Artur, "Okay, then I'll fix that." Artur grabs Natasha's healing staff.

Natasha, "Hey! T-That's mine!"

Artur takes the staff and starts whacking Seth on the head and other painful places.

Seth, "Ow! Hey-Ow! What the flux- Ah! Are you doing- Erg!"

Artur, "I'm making my new self a problem! What's it look like? Like I'm making mashed potatoes or something?"

Seth, "Ah! Stop! Ow! I don't think my spine is supposed to crack like that!"

"Great, I have to share a room with this guy."

Yeah, I do have to share a room with this guy. This sucks. I'm going to have to put up with a guy that's going to be twice as annoying. And I don't get my gold back. Oh well, it's not like I needed it or anything.

I bet he's going to take Paul and his Xbox and throw it out the curtains of our tent. Then he's going to set it on fire while busting it by whacking it with Natasha's stolen healing staff. Peachy. Just peachy.

Prodigy, Lute

Day 24

Location: Castle Frelia

Weather: Bright and sunny

Hooray; we're finally in a castle. We get to sleep in beds instead of sleeping bags. There's a bright side of today. And I still have to share a room with Artur, a.k.a. spiky haired pissed off guy. He is no longer Smokey the Bear. Instead of saying "And only you can prevent forest fires," he's saying "And only you can protect forest fires." Yeah, well at least he doesn't put those annoying signs everywhere.

Somehow, he managed to make this device from this video game called "Ratchet and Clank going Commando" called a "rocket launcher" and got his hands on Natasha's plush collection. He started launching them at about 97 mph at everyone. And it looks very, very, painful. He shot four at Forde. In his lower abdomen. And they were on fire. That's gotta hurt.

Anyway, we're in a castle! Slightly annoying cause of Artur, but we're in a castle! And in five days we're going to have that weird party. We met Innes and Tana today, a.k.a. The Cramp Twins from down the lane. Here's what happened when Eirika and Ephraim saw them.

Eirika and Ephraim walk down a random corridor talking about random stuff. Tana and Innes come from the other corner.

Tana, "Eirika!"

Eirika, "Tana!"

Tana, "Ephraim!"

Ephraim, "Tana!"

Eirika, "Innes!"

Innes, "Eirika!"

Eprhaim, "Innes."

Innes, "Eprhaim."

Ephraim start having a staring contest all of a sudden. Then they suddenly start slapping each other while looking behind themselves, not knowing if they're even hitting each other.

Eirika, "Ephraim!"

Tana, "Innes!"

Ephraim, "Gr… Innes!"

Innes, "Grr… Ephraim!"

Artur comes sprinting down the hallway with his plush toy loaded rocket launcher with Natasha hot on his trail trying to reclaim her plushes.

Natasha, "Artur!"

Artur, "Eirika!" Artur shoots at her

Eirika, "Ergh! Artur!"

Artur, "Tana!" Artur also shoots her.

Tana, "Ack! Artur!"

Artur, "And Ephraim and what's his name!" Artur shoots two plush toys at both.

Ephraim, "My spleen!" Ephraim turns and twists on ground.

Innes, "My gall bladder!" Innes falls to floor.

Colm flies by swinging on a web. Colm, "I'm spider-thiiiiief!"

Neimi, "Colm! Watch out for that-"

Colm crashes into a wall.

Neimi, "Wall…"

Natasha picks up the toys being launched while chasing.

Natasha, "Get back with my plush toys!"

Artur, "Never! Take this, Natasha!" Artur aims at Natasha.

Natasha, "Eek!"

Artur fires but nothing comes out except a click. He shoots again. Another click comes out.

Artur, "Uh… looks like I'm out of ammo!" Artur runs for it

Natasha takes out a mend staff, "Get back here, you plush stealer!" Natasha chases after Artur

Yeah, plush toys were flying everywhere. And some of them blew up into fluffiness making people allergic to cotton sneeze and all. So now, half of our group is sick, including me, and Artur is in charge of us all. Great. I wonder how it'll begin. He'll probably try to hurt us in a way that won't kill us. He found some other toys after making more of these weapons.

Day 25

Weather: We're indoors

Location: Tana and Inne's Barbie House

Yeah, so like yesterday, half of us are still sick. I got this fluxing cold. Stupid plush toys. Artur got a new device thingie called a sheepinator from the video game again.

Artur shooting people with plush toy rocket launcher: 100 gold

Artur whacking people with Natasha's Mend Staff: 50 gold

Artur turning random soldiers into sheep with sheepinator: Priceless

So basically, Artur is running around turning people into sheep. Then he's killing them and turning them into soup for us to get better. I feel sort of sickened because everyone's eating sheep soup that used to be people. I mean, since the incident when Artur turned into a spiky haired psycho, he's running around everywhere causing havoc.

It's like when kids always get jam on their hands. Then when there's no more jam in the house, they somehow manage to get jam on their hands. To sum this whole paragraph up, he's basically two times more annoying then before.

Also, Colm is still running around firing webs everywhere and everyone. He fired one at Artur, who then managed to get out a match and set the webs on fire. Ironically, there was a can of kerosene which then caused an explosion destroying the entire west wing of the castle.

The King is really pissed off now, and is threatening to un-invite Colm and Artur if they cause more trouble. I don't know how we're going to do that seeing that most of the people that are able to restrain them, such as me, are sick.

Forde, Kyle, and Ephraim are also causing trouble. They're running around shooting each other with "nerf dart guns." You don't know how annoying it is for them to shoot at each other, miss, and hit you getting a really sticky dart stuck somewhere on you. Innes decided to join the game because he wanted to beat Ephraim so bad using foam arrows. He fired a dart at Forde's eye, kicked Kyle between the legs and shot him with the foam dart gun, and then fired darts at both of Ephraim's eyes, kicked him between the legs, and shot him multiple times. He then blew the arrow as if it were smoking and called himself Bond, Innes Bond.

Well, what a display of fun and pain. Now, all three are in the healers room. Tana apparently told on her brother to the King and now Innes is grounded. Ha. That was pretty funny. Well, I'm going to stop here so I can eat some normal soup that Artur was forced to make for us. I hope he doesn't have a "soup-inator" or something like that either.

Prodigy, Lute

Sorry I took long to update. Well, I'm going to go play Ratchet and Clank and then play Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. Please leave a review!