Hey guys. Thanks for the reviews. Well, I hope you enjoyed the last chapter. I got a good number of reviews. Sorry I took to long to update though. Hehehe… I've been playing Maple Story. It's a 2D rolling screen MMORPG. I downloaded it and it's online for free! I'll put up a link to it in my profile. Also, I do not know anyone named Sean/Xach. It's just an idea I thought of randomly.

Day 26

Weather: Still Indoors

Location: Still in Castle Frelia

Yeah, so were still in castle Frelia. We've managed to restrain Colm by spraying bug zap on him. Now he's on the floor shaking. Ha. For Artur we had to take all his weapons and chain them to a wall. And him too. And for god knows what reason, Seth is making me give Artur some therapy. Well, that isn't a bad career. It's actually a good one. I get to talk in a superior way to crazy people…… Yeah, well maybe it is as bad as it sounds.

I walk down a hallway in Castle Frelia and turn the corner and walk to a door. I open it and peek through to see Artur tied down to a table with his arms and legs chained.

Artur, "Hey! Whoever's there! My nose is itching! Scratch it for me!"

I blink and open the door. "Artur, I'm not going to scratch your nose because you'll probably bite me or something else you've managed to learn that will injure me."

Artur, "Flux you!"

"Yeah, well, flux you too. Let's get started…… Now I'm hearing your having temper problems. Any thoughts or something when you were a kid that you think might have caused you to become the Artur you are now when the building collapsed on you?"

"No!… maybe…"

"Come on, out with it. We all have our moments when we have to say something."

"Well… when I was a kid… I wanted to be a police."

I write on a piece of paper while he talks.

"Okay…"

"But, when I discovered I had to use guns and stuff, I wanted to be a fireman."

"… A fireman?"

"Yeah, cause they do safety stuff too… but once I found out that they have to go in a fire to save people I didn't know what to do. So I resorted to putting my signs!"

"Yeah…"

"Blah blah blah, bla-blah-bla-blah, bla-de-bla-de-bla…"

"Okay, um I think your problem from turning into this Artur is because you've been doing safety things to protect people, but since that only made people mad at you, you got mad. So now your this Artur."

"Sniff… It makes me so mad… I just want to take an SMG and knock someone to the ground… then shoot them a few times…"

"Well, just express yourself or something in a way that you like. Okay we're done." I walk over to him and untie him.

Artur, "Man! I feel much better! Now I'm going to go express my self in a way I like!" Artur smirks evilly and pulls out a box with alcoholic beverages from under the table.

"Um, what the flux are those for?"

Artur takes some scotch tape, pulls a long piece out, and sticks it in one of the bottles with part of it sticking out of the bottle.

"Why, I'm going to express myself!"

"…how?"

"I'm going to make burning cocktail bombs! Muahahahaha!" Artur pulls out a lighter.

"Er, okay… just wait for ten minutes so I can get to the otherside of the castle."

"Sure no problem. Hehehehehe…" Artur prepares more bombs as I sprint to the other side of the castle.

You can guess what happened next. The entire west wing, which was just repaired, is now in ruins again. Some people had to argue not to kick Artur out. Eventually he said yes when Ephraim slipped him 5000 gold. Yeah he slipped it very quietly a.k.a. spilling a bag of gold right on the floor causing people to trip over the gold.

I'm done here so I can finish reading my book.

Prodigy, Lute

Day 27

Weather: Sunny

Location: Somewhere by a few trees and other people eating on the ground. Or off the ground.

Well, Paul took me, Artur, Forde, Kyle, Joshua, and Natasha to go on a picnic. How lucky am I to go eat outside with the clinically insane. Except Natasha. Yeah, the only way she took all of her plush animals, sew them together, and attempt to bring it to life by shocking it. Then she would be clinically insane.

Also I have at least one reason for why I do not want to go on a picnic with each of these people. I don't want to go with Artur because he shoots at things. And even if he doesn't have a weapon, he still manages to shoot something with something. Forde, I don't want to go with because whenever he paints something the paint is flammable and Artur will somehow make the painting explode. Then I don't want to eat with Kyle because he's always complaining about something such as "it's too hot" or "I don't want to sit in this spot" or whatever. That causes Artur to shoot at him with something, then set him on fire so that he'll run into one of Forde's flammable paintings to explode. Then I also don't want to go with Joshua because he'll go around each of us and gamble with us with green paper that everyone supposedly has. Artur will then steal it, shoot at the paper with something, give it to Kyle and set him on fire, and then have him run into one of Forde's oh-so-very-flammable paintings causing yet again another explosion. And finally Natasha. She won't do anything. She'll just stand there all shy and all. Until Joshua comes around and gambles with her. And you probably know what'll happen next. But for all you who don't, and I guess you who don't are really dull, Artur will take Natasha and Joshua's green paper, shoot at it a couple of times, give it to Kyle again, set him on fire again which will then cause Kyle to run into one of Forde's newly drawn flammable paintings yet another time causing an explosion yet again.

Well, I'm going to go eat now. I'm going to stop writing so I can put my diary under my fire-proof cloak which I just bought off a random Armory. Why? So when Artur causes the explosion in one of the ways above, the diary will be perfectly fine. Unless Artur has a stun-gun that can shock you. Crap.

Prodigy, Lute

Day 28

Weather: Same as yesterday

Location: Castle

It seems like we've picked up another straggler today. He's sort of odd though. We met him in town earlier in town. His name was Sean/Xach. Here we go.

Paul, Natasha, Neimi, Colm, and I walk through town. We come along the armories, vendors, and buy our supplies. We walk up to one of the counters of a secret shop with a sleeping person.

Paul glances around. "Uh…"

Natasha pokes him with her staff and receives no reaction.

Natasha, "Is he dead?"

Neimi looks around and notices a bottle of beer.

Neimi, "He's drunk!"

Paul, "I think he is!"

Colm, "W00T! I'm taking his wallet!" Colm jumps over the counter.

Paul, "Why?"

Colm, "When no ones looking, what reason do you have not to steal?" Colm jumps over the counter and reaches into his pocket. He grabs a leather object, his wallet, and proceeds to leave until-

"Hey! That's ma walshit you've got!" said the man. You could tell he was drunk. He had that drunken look in his eye. An evil drunken look.

Natasha, "Wallshit?"

"No you shitiot! I said Walshit!"

Natasha, "But I just sai-"

Colm, "No! I'm not supposed to get caught! Let go of me! Ah! Amber alert! Amber alert!"

"Ga-damn! You damn people always do that when you bother me and I try to injure j00!"

Paul, "Paleeeease, sir? Can you let go of our friend?"

"No! And stop talking to me like I'm old! I'm not old! I'm not! I'm eleventy hundred years old!"

Colm, "That's eleven hundred you moron!"

"That's it! It's L33T-whoop-ass time!" The man is about to punch the crap out of Colm.

Neimi, "Wait! Please don't hurt my friend!"

"Give me one reason why I shouldn't!"

Colm, "Yeah Niemi! Give him one reason why he shouldn't! Ha, ha, ha…."

Neimi, "Uh, cause we have gold!"

"Gold? Me likes gold!"

Neimi, "And we got food too!"

"Food! Me likes food too!" The man begins jumping up and down.

Neimi, "Um, and we also got paper!"

"Paper!"

Neimi, "Yeah! Uh, it's lemon scented! If you join us, you can have some of it!"

Colm, "Wait- No! That's my lemon scented paper your talking about!"

"Woohoo!"

Paul, "Uh Neimi, do you realize that Colm probably won't want to give it?" Whispered Paul to Neimi.

Neimi, "Uh, we can just squeeze some lemons on regular paper and hope Artur doesn't make an explosion near the paper..."

The man drops Colm.

Colm, "Ow! My spleen!"

"W00T! I get to join a group with money and other things! This means….. ROAD TRIP! WOO!" The man begins jumping up and down on Colm without noticing.

Colm, "Ack, my hand- Ack, my other hand- Ack, my head!- Ow, my spleen!"

I, being ignored decide to participate in this conversation. I close the book I was reading, bored from listening to their "shitiodic" conversation and join in.

"So, what's your name?"

The man stops doing his little tap dance on Colm and blinks. "It's Xach!"

"…..Zack?"

Xach, "No, Xach!"

"Is there another name that's easier for idiots to call you?"

"No! I only have one name!"

"….What about that nametag on your cloak that says Sean?"

Sean/Xach, "Gasp! My forbidden name! Don't say it again!"

"Sean?"

Sean/Xach's arm bends.

"Ack!"

"Huh? What's wrong, Sean?" I say sarcastically.

Sean/Xach's back bends.

"Ouch! Stop!"

"Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Seany, Seanier, Seaniest, Seanee, Seaner,-"

"Nooo!" Sean/Xach/whatever his name is leans against the counter.

"So Sean you alright?"

"Ow… ribs crushing… organs imploding… brain… unaccounted for…"

"I'll take that as a yes."

Paul, "So where are you from?"

Sean/Xach suddenly snaps out of his trance and is back to normal.

Sean/Xach, "Why I'm from a strategist from somewhere called Elibe! I guided some forces to destroy a villain from releasing dragons from a portal!"

I raise my eyebrows and say, "Gee, didn't I hear that somewhere a few entries back in my diary?" I look at Paul. For refereance look to Day 1.

Paul, "What? Huh? What are you talking about! I'm from Elibe! I guided some forces to destroy a villain from releasing dragons from a portal! Me! Me! Me!"

Sean/Xach, "Nu-uh! I did!"

Paul, "No I did!…. Sean!"

Sean/Xach, "Ahhh!" Sean/Xach goes into pain again.

Colm, "Hellooo! Injured thief here!"

So that was basically how we picked up another stranger. I hate it when we pick up strangers. They're always weird/dumb in some way.

Oh, I almost forgot we're having that party tomorrow at Castle Frelia. Too bad none of the towns people get invited. Ha. We're cool and they're not.

Day 29

Weather: We're inside

Location: A large room in Castle Frelia

Well, for all of you who remember, today is the party. Yes the party that we arrived. Well, not us, Eirika and Ephraim. We're just a bunch of lackeys that jump around and kill things with our pointy objects and mystical magic from Candy Land, the place where the road is made of different un-matching colors. Yeah, that really sounded corny.

Back to the subject, everyone is having fun. Well, I think almost everyone is. They're dancing around, getting drunk by drinking, or getting drunk by drinking and dancing around at the same time. I'm just standing around, drinking punch, and having some conversations with everyone. Yes, I can be sociable and talk to people.

Here's our little overview of the party.

Random people and mercenaries of our group are at the party. They dance, drink, do something embarrassing while being drunk, ect…

Ross, "Hey dad! This punch is great!"

Garcia, "No punch is as good as your dad's!"

Ross, "You don't even make punch!"

Garcia, "What are you talking about? You don't make punch, you do a punch! Like this son!" Garcia punches Ross in the stomach.

Ross, "Ah! Oh god! My stomach!" Ross falls to the ground and starts vomiting.

Garcia, "Uh oh…" Garcia looks around and then starts whistling. He then slowly inches away as Ross vomits and squirms in pain.

Across the room…

Colm, "Man, I still can't you forced me to take the medicine. Now I can't use my powers!"

Neimi, "Well… everyone told me to do it…"

Colm, "Yeah, but you tied me to my bed and forced it down my throat!"

Neimi, "Well, it was a better idea then dog piling you and then use different bug sprays on you…"

Colm, "Er… okay never mind…"

Somewhere else in the room…

Sean, "This punch tastes weird…"

Franz, "Er, Sean? That's not punch…"

Sean, "What are you talking about? This bowl has punch labeled on it! See? M-Y-U-R-I-N-E!… Punch!

Franz, "Er…"

Sean, "Let me taste this one… Oh god this one tastes even worse!"

Franz, "That one isn't punch either!"

Sean, "It's red, like punch!"

Franz, "It's called food coloring! It's just a bunch of water mixed together! It even says it! It's taped on the bowl!" Franz points to label that reads "Random poisons mixed together with lots of sugar, salt, and some moving bro

Sean, "You know what! You need to go to color school! And get some glasses there too!"

Franz, "Sigh."

Sean, "What was that? Was that an "s" with an eye? Maybe "sigh" is short for shit eye! There's not such thing as an eye made of shit!"

Franz, "Sean-"

Sean, "No! No more crazy talk!"

Franz, "Good."

Somewhere else…

Colm, "Hey Paul."

Paul, "Hey Colm."

Colm, "Man you head shot and dagger noobed so many people in that shooting game. What was it? Gunz Online? Right."

Paul, "Yeah. That was so fun. It was even more funny when the noobs kept trying to kill be from behind. Hehehe."

Colm, "What's your secret? Drugs?"

Paul, "The Hacking Unviversity of Pwning Newbz!"

Colm, "You mean you hax0red?"

Paul, "Yeah. But it's fun! And you can learn how to hack in any one of these online games."

Colm reads a list Paul shows, "Shooting games, MMORPGs, chess, checkers. Thanks Paul!"

Paul does thumbs up for cheesiness of the story. "No problem Colm!"

Across of them…

Ross who is back on his feet is standing by the punch bowl as most people do right next to Morda who is also at the party.

Ross, "……….ah….ah…. achoo!"

Morda. "………"

Ross, "Morda! What the flux! Why didn't you bless me!"

Morda, "What are you talking about?"

Ross, "You know, "God bless you?" You say it when someone sneezes!"

Morda, "Well, I don't believe in God, I believe in Latona…"

Ross, "It doesn't matter! Did you know when you sneeze, your heart stops! Sneezing is dangerous! I could've died!"

Morda rolls his eyes. "Well, you didn't."

Ross, "Well, I guess you were lucky this time……… ah… ah… achoo! Blech! Urgh!" Ross collapses.

Morda, "Holy!"

An astral form that is recognized as God appears next to him.

God, "What happened? Didn't you bless him?"

Morda, "Well… I was… I was gonna…"

God, "Great! Now I have to take him to my heavenly eternal palace!" Ross's ghost floats up.

Ross, "Yeah! Thanks a lot you fat fluxer! Come on, God!"

God, "Yeah. We out!"

Morda, "… okay… I think i've been drinking too much punch..."

Somewhere else as usual…

Joshua, "Ugh… I'm so drunk…"

Natasha, "Um… Joshua… I think you should stop drinking for now…"

Joshua, "Hey… that's my beer!"

Natasha looks at her glass of punch that back at Joshua. "Uh… This is punch Joshua…"

Joshua, "Nu-uh! That's my beer! You took it from me! Gimme my precious! It's my precious, my life, my reason I live, my buzz!"

Natasha, "Joshua… I think you should sit down for a while…"

Joshua, "Not until you give me my precious!"

Natasha, "But it's not beer…"

Joshua, "Gimme the precious beer!"

Natasha, "Okay, okay!…" Natasha hands Joshua her punch. Joshua swipes it from her and downs it quickly. Then he suddenly chokes.

Joshua, "Ahh! It burnses us! It burnses!" Joshua starts writhing while clutching his throat on the ground. Joshua looks back up. "You! You told me that its was beer!"

Natasha, "I said it was punch…"

Joshua, "Lieeeees!" Joshua faints.

Natasha, "Uh…"

Seth, "Hey! Who wants to see a drunk fainted guy!"

Soldiers start cheering and surround Joshua.

Someplace somewhere else…

Franz is showing off to people by making chicken dumplings on a flat stove. He also makes some shrimp, some beef, and some other tasty stuff.

Gilliam, "Franz! I challenge you to a duel!"

Franz, "What…"

Gilliam, "I challenge you to a cooking showdown! Me vs you! Winner takes all!"

Franz, "What are you talking about…"

Random soldier, "Woohoo! Check it out guys! Battle of the Iron Chef!"

Some random soldier pulls out a "video camera" and starts filming.

Franz, "Woah… are we on TV!"

Soldier, "Yup! The Magvel Food channel!"

Franz, "Woohoo! What reason do I have not to be on TV!"

Gilliam, "Your dead!"

Franz, "No, I'm Franz!"

Gilliam, "Whatever!"

Franz and Gilliam begin cooking things on their flat stoves. They continuously cook, and somehow cause the food to explode and send flying hot meat at people.

Soldier, "Ah! It's in my eeeeeeeye!"

A different Soldier, "Oh my god! It burns!"

Another different Soldier is in an outhouse which is inside the castle.

Soldier, "Uh… how do I use these things? Usually it's a seat with a handle to flush the it… but it's just a hole…"

A barrage of shrimp, dumplings, and chicken fly at the outhouse. It successfully hits the outhouse with much gusto, causing it to fall over.

Soldier, "Ugh! Oh my god- Ugh! It's everywhere! Ugh! Agh! It's in my eyes! And my mouth- Ugh!" The soldier opens the door and comes out covered in… you know…

Everyone stares at him.

Soldier, "I'm covered in human feces!"

Vanessa, "Eww..."

Kyle, "Woo! Talk about BO!"

Forde, "You seriously need a bath..."

Artur comes out of no where with a fire hose.

Ephraim, "Oh my god- How the heck did he get out!"

Eirika, "And where'd he get that fire hose!"

Artur, "Reveeeeeeeenge! This is for tying me down!" Artur opens the hose and begins drenching everyone in very, very, ice cold water."

Vanessa, "Oh my god! Run!"

Forde, "That maniac has a fire hose! Ruuuuuun!"

Kyle, "Ahhhhh!"

Artur starts spraying water at everyone causing them to fall down. People also slip over the puddles or trip over people who already fell. Artur sprays the person covered in… yeah, but sprays him a lot causing him to freeze with the feces on him.

Sean, "Forget this group! I'm outta here!" Sean grabs his pay check and runs away.

I walk over to Artur, who is spraying water still at the poor little idiots. He doesnt notice as I nonchalantly cast thunder on the hose causing the electricity to go through the hose and shocking Artur.

Artur, "Ahhhhhhh!"

The shock also goes out of the hose through water being shot right at the dead Ross. It shocks him, causing him to burst back into life.

Ross, "Hey! I'm aliiiiive! Woohoo!"

He then gets knocked down by more water, causing him to fall down and fracture his wrist, break his arm, crush one of his rib bones, break a toe, dislocate his shoulder and femur, break his nose, and also cause two of his teeth to fall out.

Ross, "Agh… The pain! The agony!"

"Spare me, drama queen." I say to Ross.

Ross, "Hey! You've never been in this much pain!"

"True. Okay. Bye."

Ross, "Wait! I need medical attention!"

Well, that was a fun party. Ha. Some people are getting treated by healers and some are just hurt and aren't getting any. Ha to them.

Also, Sean/Xach ran away with his pay check. I guess he couldn't take the craziness of our group. Oh well, most people can't. Well, at least some of the people didn't get sprayed with water.

I wonder how pissed off the King is going to be when he sees a pool inside his castle. Maybe he'll explode. Or even worse, he'll implode.

Prodigy, Lute

Day 30

Weather: We're indoors yet again

Location: It's been the same for the past few days if you haven't noticed

Well, here we are at the aftermath of our party. Everyone drunk is asleep on tables, some without clothing, or just crashing into everything. All the cleaning was dumped on Artur since he caused most of the mess. And he made messes that were made, such as garbage littered on the floor even worse.

Yeah, I know, the new Artur doesn't seem like the cleaning type but we managed to find a way to make him do it.

I stand next to Artur who is carrying a leaf blower and dragging around a bucket with soapy water and a mop. He is also wearing a janitor's outfit with a hat on his spiky hair.

Artur, "No! I don't want to clean this up Lute! It fluxing sucks! Let's just dump it all on some random drunken guy!"

"Artur, I don't care. They all forced me to force you to do it. So just get it over with and clean the puddles and garbage."

"I don't "clean." I makes messes! I destroy things! Like this!" Artur looks around and kicks a garbage can down causing it to spill its contents. A lighter rolls away and ironically opens up and somehow sparks up. It then continues to roll over and drop right into a puddle of alcohol, which of course causes an explosion, knocking down a wall, making debris fly everywhere, and make tables break in half and spill the food/drinks/whatever to spill onto the floor. Black soot flies right into Artur's face and mine.

"Well Artur, Now you have to clean up this whole mess which you just made worse."

"What! Oh man…I'm still not cleaning it up!"

"Well, think of your mop, dust buster, and leaf blower as weapons used to kill the little tiny bacteria people on the ground."

"…...Hey… your right! I can cause havoc for the bacteria people! Muahahahaha!" Artur takes up his dust buster in his mouth, his leaf lower in one hand, and the mop in the other. He kicks the bucket over causing soapy water to fall spill everywhere. He then starts cleaning the floor and messes maniacally.

Artur, "Take that germs! Eat soap! Die mildew!"

Somewhere on the ground in which in think Artur is imagining.

Bacteria Male, "Ah! Run awaaaaay!"

Bacteria Female, "Noooo! Little Timmy got sucked into the dust buster!"

Bacteria Senior, "Ah! I'm meeeeeeeltiiiiing!"

Bacteria Junior, "Help! I'm being blown awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

Back to reality and out of Artur's imagination.

"Er, well I'll leave you to clean everything up…"

I hope Artur doesn't become a neat freak. Then he's gonna try to clean us all with a dust buster and suck in all of our stuff. I should hide the diary. He might think it has germs on it. It probably does though. That sentance just made me sound like a slob.

I'm going to go upstairs before Artur goes crazy and discovers the "Swiffer WetJet" and super vacuum.

Prodigy, Lute

Well, sorry it took too long to update. I hope you didn't think that chapter was crappy. I was having some small Writers Block. Well, please leave a review on your way out! I'm going to go play some Maple Story. Also, I still don't know a person named Sean/Xach.