Bakura,Marik,Yami: -hugs akuavari, Professor Specter, Karasu, LonelyTombRobber, punkPRINCESS, and Sarah Costa-

xIsisx: Thankies guys! Don't you all feel special now, reviewers? And I ish sorry for the lack of updates, my internet has been spazzing on me.

Bakura: Where's our $20 dollars? Pay up.

xIsisx: -shifty eyes- I, uh, lost it?

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Alfex or anything! All I own is the plot of the story... if you can even call it a plot.

Notes:
Bakura ≈ Yami Bakura
Yami ≈ Yami Yugi
Yugi ≈ ... Yugi
Marik ≈ is the yami
Malik ≈ the hikari

§ Voices and Hair Gel §

"Hey?" Marik sniffed, but at least have somewhat calmed down.

Yami, on the other hand, was a different story. He was still sulking around his tree and mumbling to himself. Something about a world coming to an end and whatnot. He seemed very unwilling to come out of his depression. Who would've thought he was the 'responsible' one now? Hm?

"Hello?" Marik got up and poked the other person.

Said person grunted. Well, how rude, and just when Marik's blood sugar had gone low and when he was no longer nicey nicey. And he was getting mad too.

"Look, I may not know you but unless you get up and explain to me what's going on, I will send you to the shadow realm!" He hissed in a dangerous tone.

Yami blinked and looked up at Marik with empty eyes and sighed.

"I am Yami, one of the three yamis. The yamis are me, you, and a thief named Bakura." He said in a monotone voice.

Marik blinked confusedly, "Wait, you are a yami but your name is Yami?"

The said person nodded, "Yes because I don't know my real name. And we're trying to find Bakura because he's lost, and you said he was down here but we had to jump off a cliff to get down here." Yami pointed above to the barely visible edge of the cliff.

Marik followed the direction of Yami's finger, "Ra, that's high, what kind of insane person jump off of that?"

Yami, despite his depressed state, snorted, "You, that's who. And because you jumped off, I had to jump off."

"Oh, so I'm insane and I'm a psycho?"

"Yes, that sums it up basically."

"Hmm…" Marik thought for a long time, and then said one simple word, "Cool!"

Yami heaved a long sigh.

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"I can see you!" A voice yelled somewhere near a certain white haired thief that we all know and love.

"Huh?" Bakura snapped out of his philosophical thoughts and looked down at Alfex, "Did you say that?"

The duck shook its head, "Alfex…?"

"I CAN SEE YOU!" The voice shouted again, "AND GEORGE WASHINGTON CAN TOO!"

Bakura blinked; who the heckmadoddle was this George Washington? Wait a minute, he remembered Ryou saying something about it, wasn't he, like, the guy who fought all these battles and then became some sort of a Pharaoh? Oh they don't have pharaohs now, Ryou said he was a present… no, prisdant… no… gah who cares anyway? Whoever George was, he was dead. So there.

He scratched his head. If George Washington was dead, then how can he see him? And why was the voice telling him that George could see him? Unless George Washington was somewhere nearby, as a GHOST!

Bakura stopped walking for a split second and then ran for all he was worth.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yes, those famous departing words, and he didn't even bother to wait for Alfex.

Somewhere near where Bakura was a minute ago, Alfex saw a parrot land in a nearby tree.

"Alfex?" The said duck asked the parrot.

The parrot blinked down at Alfex, and then said, "I can see you! And George Washington can too!"

Alfex sighed, and not really enuastically waddled after Bakura.

- ¤ - ¤ - ¤ -

Meanwhile, Marik was half dragging, half carrying a very out-of-it Yami. Finally, having fed up with all this, he promptly dropped the person he was dragging/carrying in a small pool of mud.

Unfortunately, this didn't have the result he wanted it to have. Yami was still sulking, oblivious to the rest of the world, and sing something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like "The World is Black" by Good Charlotte. Okay, not that Marik has ever heard anything by Good Charlotte, but his hikari listened to them all the time. In Marik's opinion, it was pointless. Why listen to people complain about the world when you could just a) rule the world or b) destroy the world?

He didn't know Yami listened to those songs too. Hm. Strange.

"Pharaoh!" He yelled into the said person's ear, and gave them a good whack on their head, bad idea… Those spikes of Yami's hair weren't hurt by him; it was the other way around.

"OW!" Marik yelled and rubbed his palm, "What the flip do you put into that frigging hair of yours!"

"Razor Sharp Gel Maximum Strength 2005," Yami mumbled, still sitting in mud.

"That explains it…" Marik muttered, "BUT ARE YOU GOING TO STAY THERE AND SULK ALL NIGHT?"

"Yup," Came the toneless reply.

"Well, then, I'm going to find myself a Bakura." Marik walked off for some ways and then doubled back, "Uh, what's he look like anyway?" (remember- he lost his memory)

"He has white hair and bunny ears…"

Marik walked off again, confident that it'll be easy as pie to find someone like that. And we all know that the great and awesome Marik is a great and awesome liar.

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Back to Bakura's situation at hand, well um, he was still running head off. Occasionally blasting anything that came his way to the Shadow Realm. He must've covered at least 5 miles by now in a matter of 10 minutes so (10x6≈60 5x6≈30) he had been traveling at 30 miles per hour. Is that even possible for a human? Oh, well, he wasn't human anyway, so doesn't matter.

He slowed down, miraculously sweat-free and un-exhausted. He looked around, still in the forest, minus Alfex and any other living creature.

"AWHOOOOO!" Something (in Bakura's mind, a wolf) howled in the distance, didn't sound much more than 7 miles away. Don't ask how he came up with 7, must be a thief's natural instinct.

Bakura froze for a moment, and then took off running again.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" This parting word never gets old, does it? Well Bakura never liked wolves in the first place, one nearly bit off his arm back in Egypt! …okay, so it was a lion. But lion, wolf, same difference. Both had sharp teeth! Normally he wouldn't have minded, seeing as he had some quite sharp teeth himself, but old grudges die hard, ne?

- ¤ - ¤ - ¤ -

Marik had been walking for at least 30 minutes now; he was tired, covered in mud, and grumpy. Not to mention the fact that he NEEDED sugar. He looked up at the moon and wondered if it was possible to send the moon to the Shadow Realm. Would it crash down on his head if he did try it? …on the second thought, maybe he didn't really want to know.

The Egyptian sighed, sometimes he just felt like howling to the moon… Hey, why not?

"AWHOOOOO!" He, obviously, howled.

He smirked, that felt good. Oh looky there, is that a patch of white in that bush? He jogged up to the said bush and investigated, could it be Bakura? And he reached out and pulled on the patch of white… stuff.

"ALFEX!" The duck bit down on Marik's hand when he attempted to pull it's feathers out.

Marik yelped and looked at his bloody hand, he licked his lips.

"Blood…" He gulped, must… resist… blood…! Too late… He licked off the blood on his hand from the small wound. Blood is good.

Alfex peered strangely up at him. So here he was, minding his own business, when suddenly a human came out of nowhere and decided to pull some of his lovely feathers out, and now that same human was licking his own hand? How weird, he'll never be able to fully understand the race of human beings.

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Yami, who was STILL sitting in mud, seemed to suddenly snap out of it. And the first thing he noticed that his bottom was wet and he was sitting in mud, cursing, he sent the mud to the Shadow Realm, not realizing that this is exactly what the thief he hated so much also did.

He pulled himself up, "So where am I anyway? Oh yeah, we need to find Bakura, Marik! …Marik? Oh crap! Marik went ahead and wandered off by himself! That baka…"

Reluctantly, he set off into a jog and went in the direction he think Marik went.

- ¤ - ¤ - ¤ -

Unnoticed by any of the yamis so far, the rain had stopped. Weird that the first thing you complained about was the last thing on your mind once you're lost, ne? Yugi and Malik, who weren't lost, looked out the window and cheered.

"The rain's stopped!" Yugi exclaimed.

"Yeah but it's like what? 10:30 now? They've been gone way too long, don't you think?"

Yugi considered this, "Nah…"

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xIsisx: I'm going to begin a fangirl-y rant, you have been warned! Okay, I just downloaded a YGO sub clip (that means it's not a dubbed one and it's in Japanese) and I heard all of the Yami's voice! SO AWESOME! THEY DON'T SOUND LIKE 40-year old men! Bakura accually sounds like a teen! Yami, well, is Yami. Hm. And Marik's voice is deep, but not overly so. Isn't that AMAZING? -runs and plays clip over and over again- By the way, you'll see what I meant about Bakura's bunny ears and yes, there were lions back in ancient egypt.

Bakura: -listens to Japanese version of himself- Hey! I don't have a british accent!

Marik: -listens too- Hey, you're right! ...what was that? Did you just call me a bakayaru in clip?

Yami: -rolls eyes- I don't think it's possible to incorperate british accent into Japanese dialogue.