xIsisx: T.T I hate myself so much right now...

Ryou: You wouldn't have to hate yourself if you just UPDATED EARLIER!

xIsisx: Gomen...

Bakura: -gasp- xIsisx said gomen? The world is going to end! Prepare yourselves!

Disclaimer: Geez Kura, cut the theatrics. And what am I doing here again? Oh yeah, I don't own Yuugiou... notice I said YUUGIOU... that's the original Jap. version. You can keep your silly little dubbed YU-GI-Oh...

xIsisx: Once again, I apologize for the lateness of this chapter.. school's starting and-

Bakura: EXCUSES EXCUSES ALL THESE LAME EXCUSES

xIsisx: T.T -is down in the dumps for no reason-

Bad Fish Day?


"NOOOOO!" Yami screamed in his sleep dramatically, "I shall not surrender to the likes of you! NOOOOO! You'll never wake me up!" Yami tossed around his invisible sheets at this point and said sleepily, "Five more minutes Grandpa."

A certain blonde someone blinked confusedly at a certain silver haired someone who blinked right back. Then they both looked at the fidgeting figure in front of them.

"Earth to Yami?" Marik started to wave his hand in front of Yami's face, but then realized that Yami didn't have his eyes open, so he settled for a hard jab against Yami's forehead.

Yami waved the air around where Marik jabbed him and mumbled, "Go away Yugi… 's not time yet…"

Bakura frowned, he never knew his greatest enemy was also a very heavy sleeper. He thought for a moment or two then suddenly, his eyes brightened and a light bulb went off over his head. He blinked again and looked up, and jumped and screamed, and attempted to brush the thing away.

"AHHHHHHH! Itstheevilwannabefakeminisun! GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY! NOOOOOOO! I'M GONNA DIE! RA MUST HATE ME TODAY! EEEEEEK!"

It was Marik turn to frown, "Hey baka Baku, that's a light bulb. I though you were familiar with them right now."

Bakura stopped panicking, "Then what's it doing above MY HEAD? CURSE THE EVIL WANNABE FAKE MINI SUN OF DOOM!"

"It means you have an idea."

A long silenced followed Marik's wise words.

"…oh…." Bakura said intelligently, then rubbed his temples, "I had an idea? I don't even remember the idea now. Um. CURSE THESE SUDDEN LOSS OF MEMORY!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakura's head snapped to the direction of the person who had laughed so loudly.

Yami was pounding the ground, fully awake, wiping tears of laugher from his eyes and trying (but failing miserably) to catch his breath.

"OhRaIthinkImgonnadie." He said really fast and unsteadily before falling into hysterical laugher.

"Then go die already." Bakura snarled, "It would do everyone a favor."

At this, Yami put all of his will into forming the exhausting expression called… glaring. Unfortunately for him, trying to glare while you're laughing so hard you're about to die doesn't exactly work. So he ended up with a pained cross between a grimace and an over hyper grin.

Bakura rolled his eyes and whispered something to Marik while pointing at something nearby. Marik grinned and nodded. Yami didn't notice this. Curse the evil laugherness of doom.

"On the count of three," Bakura muttered to Marik, they were slowly going around Yami, picking the best spot to put their plan into action.

"One…"

Yami was rolling on the ground now.

"Two…"

His tears could've been the rain.

"THREE!" They both shouted at the same time. And ran up to an unsuspecting Yami and pushed him so hard he fell into a pond that was just nearby.

They stepped back and watched as Yami fell in slow motion into the pond, laugher still evident on his features. They prayed with all of their souls that he drowned, and prayed harder when they saw a few bubbles rise to a surface… and growled when they saw Yami break through the surface, spluttering.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU IDIOTS! ARRG WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU-"

Yami seemed to glow blinding red with anger (and of course, his eyes by now had turned into a fierce shade of crimson) and climbed out of the pond with unnatural speed and lunged for the first unfortunate soul that was there: Bakura.

Bakura raised an eyebrow and neatly stepped out of the way, causing Yami to go smack-a-dab against a nearby tree. Yami, undaunted, turn quickly and slowly advanced on the thief. The ground shook from his rage, or at least, it seemed like it.

"Ba. Ku. Ra." He roared, taking a step for every syllable, then without warning (though it's not like he would've warned him anyway), he lunged for Bakura, claws outstretched, and stopped a centimeter away from Bakura's face.

Bakura's eyes drifted from Yami's eyes to his… hair, when he saw what happened to it, he bust out laughing, pointing at Yami's hair.

"WTF?" Yami looked up, trying to see what exactly had happened to his beautiful hair.

Marik looked at Yami's hair too and snorted.

"WHAT?" Yami yelled, irritated.

"Fishy fishy!" Marik snickered, "Fishy in Yami's hair! ..oo that rhymed!"

"WTF?" Yami yelled again, but now that he thought about it, it DIDN'T feel like something was in his hair at all… least of all a fish…

"Looking for something?" Bakura pointed at the ground next to Yami's foot, the dead fish.

Bakura jabbed the fish again with the stick he used to… um, fish the fish out of Yami's hair when he wasn't looking, "Oo I want… I want eat dead fishy."

Yami blanched, "Raw? Are you completely nuts!"

"I suppose a rich boy like you would've never had to suffer from eating raw fish?" Bakura said stiffly, "I mean, being the Pharaoh and all?"

Another long silenced followed.

"…uh, sorry?..." Yami said timidly.

Bakura scoffed and picked up the dead fish, and then drawing up a dagger from no where, he cut into the fish's tender belly and started to dump out the intestines. At this point, Marik hurried over and watched the blood ooze out from the fish, hypnotized. Yami groaned and tried to stay as far away from the fish as possible.

"Can Marik have the blood?"

"Yes Marik can have the blood. Why is Marik talking in third person?"

Marik, however, didn't answer and picked up a random intestine and started sucking the blood off of it. This made Yami want to barf.

"Yum," Bakura said, and shoved a generous piece of fish into his mouth, while staring at Yami unflinchingly, as though waiting for Yami to dare and say that what he was doing was disgusting.

"You can get sick from eating raw fish you know…" Yami muttered, drawing up his knees to his chest.

"I'm used to it, unlike you and certain other people."

xIsisx: I shall update tomorrow! Even if the earth gets hit by a comet and we all die, I'LL STILL UPDATE... somehow.

Bakura: -eye roll- It would be MUCH more impressive if you accually lived on earth...

xIsisx: Yeah... wait! I don't live on earth? That's funny... I was pretty sure I lived on earth at least...

Ryou: And she doesn't have time to thank you the reviews so... blah.

xIsisx: And see you later!