Review Replies (OMG look how many!)
anna: Thanks I try.
piratingelvenpyro: Thank you. It took me like 2 min. to come up with the title.
Anynomus: I would like to know your name, but whatever. Be careful chairs
hurt when you fall out of them.
JennAnn: I like people who love my phics!
I Despise Raoul: I will have many more word confusions coming up! It is so
phun to write.
PhantomFlutePlayer: Well Christine is partially based on me so it was really
easy to do. But thanks!
Anonymous: Do you people just not have names or something? Anyway, feel
better, or not and miss more school.
AR5989: That hurt! No s'mores for you!
Nota Lone: Everyone likes Fritos, and mayonnaiseThrows at reviewers
Shelvins: Well if you can visualize it, it is probably good.
ElementalMageofFire: You guys like quoting me. And I don't mind you get s'more!
PhantomsHeart: A monkey you say! hmmm. okay if that's what you think I
won't stop you.
Tango1: Look there is more. You rock, Chapter dedication for you!
ErikTheDevilsChild: It is not Christine bashing, okay maybe it is. That's not the point. Okay maybe it was.
Disclaimer: I do not own PotO, I do own the parody of Raoul I've been there.
Dear Diary,
I'm cold, I just got off of the roof, well you see we were doing a production of Il Muto
and Caramel or what ever started making froggie noises!
Well then the BIG shiny
(Yay shiny!)
Sparkly thing came down and they want me to go sing it.
Well I got bored and brought Raoul whats-his-face to the roof to show him the
sparkly snow.
He thought I was scared, so he asked me to marry him.
But Angel of Mustard wouldn't like it very much.
But if he doesn't know then he won't be mad, right?
But he might make me stop singing all prettyful.
Then Raoul offered me a Cheeto and I said yes.
He thought I meant to marring him and he gave me a ring it was very shiny.
We sang to, it went something like this:
Raoul, I've been there -
to his world of
unending night . . .
To a world where
the Cheese melts
into salsa . . .
salsa . . .
Raoul, I've seen him!
Can I ever
forget that sight?
Can I ever
escape from that face?
So shiny,
sparkly, it
was such a cool mask,
in that darkness . . .
darkness . . .
And his food
filled my stomach
with a strange, sweet taste . . .
In the nachos
there was always
To be cheese . . .
And through nachos
my soul began
to soar!
And I tasted
as I'd never
tasted before . . .
RAOUL:
What you tasted
was a dream
and nothing more . . .
ME:
It was real
Because then
I got a paper cut . . .
And then it hurt,
And in dreams
You can not feel . . .
RAOUL (Eating Cheeto)
Cheesy . . .
Cheesy . . .
Then I said yes.
And as I walked down I herd the Angel of Molasses shouting at the sky, he was really loud.
R&R