((Second chapter. Sorry for the wait. You might even find some Halo 2 crossovers...))

"Aw, that is just sick!" Riven grumbled, not only was he covered in crap but he was covered in pee too.
"I don't believe this..." He said as another Dragon walked over to him with a broad smile, then lifted its hind leg.
"AAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Riven screamed, then tackled the dragon. "Careful, that's a DRAGON you're picking on"
"So"
"So you better watch your"
The dragon suddenly bit Riven on the butt.
"YAAGH! Timmy just SHOT me there you know!" Timmy laughed. "You had it coming!" He said and continued to wash a Griffin.
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Meanwhile, back in Alfea...

"This person has gone too far!" Stella said angrily, walking into her room. The clothes were littered on the floor, because Sasha was looking for a tuba, and to make matters worse, Tecna was practically down on the floor on her hands and knees leanin' over the toilet, with Sasha's feet propped up on her back as a footstool,
reading a book calmly.

"You're being really mean, you know!" Flora said, watching Tecna helplessly. Sasha had a clock set on 2 minutes, and suddenly it rang,
followed by Tecna hurling. Sasha cracked up laughing. "Its kinda funny watching that every two minutes," She said, winding the clock back.
Flora frowned. "You're REALLY mean..." She said, watching helplessly once more. "Why don't you go away and get your feet off my back?" Tecna said weakly.
Sasha hummed in thought, then said, "Nope, don't see that happening." Tecna attempted to stand up, but Sasha pushed her back down. "What are you going to do about it"
"I can't stand this... its bad enough being bitten by one snake-rat, but FIVE?" Tecna said angrily. "Twelve... eleven... ten..." Sasha counted, but Tecna interuppted with a disturbing gag-like sound, followed by an equally disgusting splatter.
"Hey, that was like, eight seconds too early, you can't do that, its against the rules!" Sasha said angrily and stormed away.
Tecna groaned but said nothing else.

"Why do you do it?" Stella asked. "You're being REALLY stupid AND annoying! Why can't you just leave?" Musa resounded. "Be-cause, I am your worst nightmare..." Sasha said in an evil voice.
"MUAHAHA!" She screamed, her eyes glowed red. "You really thought I was a fairy, huh? Stupid pixies!" She gritted her pointed teeth. "I am a GRHINON!" She yelled, an illusion spell lifting.
"No really, I am. And it was really fun playing with Tecna, I need to do that more often." Bloom stepped backwards, frightened. She looked into Sasha's room, which was packed with snake-rat cages,
which were crawling with live snake-rats. Sasha (or should I say, angst queen) stepped foward with a broad smile."Now I've come from doom city to-" She suddenly tripped head-over-heels on a protruding piece of dirt, landing in a pile of snake-rat crap that had ended up there. "AGH! Ruined my grand entrance!" She said then stood up quickly, qiping the crap off her chin and throwing it at Stella.

Stella screamed and fell over the couch. "AAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! CRAAAAAPPPPPPP ATTAAAAAAACKKK!" She yelled, jumping around idiotically.
"BWAHAHA!" The Angst Queen yelled, unzipping her pocked and pulling out a tuba. "Now its time to face the music!" She said, playing it roughly.
Musa blocked her ears. "STOP!" She screamed. "You're giving music a bad name!"

The Angst Queen rolled her eyes, unzipping her other pocket and aimed a live snake-rat towards Bloom, then turned and threw it at a pizza box instead.
It smiled and ate all the pizza, and Bloom screamed, "NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!" She stared at the empty pizza box, her eyes brimming with tears...

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"I think I'm gonna hurl," Prince Sky said, looking at the huge mess that a Griffin made, deciding to use this exact moment to leave a large collection of clustered crap on Riven's head. "I'm the one who should wanna hurl!" Riven said, taking the crap off and throwing it at Timmy, who quickly reacted with a blast from his pistol.

"Look at this mess! What are we gonna do now anyway? At least my personal raincloud can wash off all of the crap..." Riven said, referring to the raincloud that was all Timmy's fault. "Stupid nerd!" Riven said, then threw his shoe at him. Riven's shoe whacked Timmy across the face and the poor geek landed in a heap in a... heap, shall I say.

Timmy gagged. "UGH! GROSS!" He said in his Napolean voice. Riven cackled, then suddenly something hard hit him on the back of the head. "Oof!" He grunted, falling to the dirty ground. "Heh!" Brandon said, giving Prince Sky a high-five. "Hardened crap. I never thought it'd be in use.

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"Now what should I do?" Asked the Angst Queen to herself. "Tecna, are you alright in there?" She asked, looking over her shoulder. "I'm fine, really..." Tecna replied sarcastically. "At least that spasm is over! Ugh!" The Angst Queen smiled. "You might wanna watch your step."

Suddenly a snake-rat appeared out of a crack on the floor, aiming for Tecna's foot. "Agh!" Tecna said, pulling back, just in time. "I'll show you!" Tecna growled, picking up the snake-rat by the tail and throwing it towards the Angst Queen, who easily evaded. "Stop this!" Bloom yelled, glowing with a cheezy orange light,then picked up a large bowling ball and easily threw it at The Angst Queen, hitting her in the head.

KNOCKOUTED!

Sasha woke up, and found herself tied to a stake. "Hey! What's going on!" She asked, tears brimming in her eyes. "Why are all you wierd people staring at me!" Flora faced her, and frowned. "You should know, unless if that bowling ball gave you amnesia or something." She said angrily. "I don't know what you're talking about! If it was the Angst Queen, I apologize for her behavior... you see, she's my dark side. And my name isn't Sasha, its Cortana. Sasha's just a disguize name for the Angst Queen to get away with misfortune!"

"So you DID know about it! Liar!" Stella roared. "Yes I did, I'm sorry, my memory just didn't catch on..." Cortana gave her a weak smile. "I'm so sorry, Tecna, do you even know that we have a lot in common?"

Tecna shook her head, fear in her eyes. She was afraid of this Sasha/Angst/Cortana thing. "Well, I'm a Cyborg too... well, sorta... I'm more of an AI. I really don't belong here, I belong with my master named... well, Master Chief."

Tecna raised an eyebrow.

"Never mind. Well, I'm in Alfea... I guess I should apologize to everyone... be careful, the Angst Queen may strike again... and she's loaded with snake-rats..."

(To be continued. Find out more to the boy's little adventure, as theirs gets more important as well, and figure out what the crap Cortana is gonna do now. Yes, I like to say Crap. I'm Strong Bad's girlfriend.

Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. Crappity crap crap crapola.)