No matter what –World domination

Ren: Hey, im back again with a new chapter for this messed up fic. Sorry the first chapter was a bit on the crappy side, itll get alot better honestly it happens to all my fics. Tis a curse...

Kai: Get on with the fricking fic your taking up my manicure time...

Ren: O.o ok ok, well here it is, and this time please if you read the fic please review at the end.

Disclaimer: Dont own beyblade so dont sue, simple...got it?

Chapter 2

Kai whipped around complete with a wooden spoon in his hand, turning face to face with the intruder, after receiving a small but distinct cough from behind.

'Shit' was the only intelligible thought that went through Kai's head; coincidently a similar thought ran through the intruders head previously with a, 'What the fuck' as said intruder started taking quick steps backwards.

Kai was the first to regain his composure.
"T…" Kai gave a cough to clear his throat which had gone very dry all of a sudden, "Tyson, what are you doing here?" Tyson looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights and a light blush covered his cheeks.

"I, er, well you see, I was just…" Tyson stammered his eyes straying ever so slightly to his captains pale chest behind the neon pink apron.

"Well?" Kai's patience was waning, this was a highly embarrassing situation with the object of his new found affections standing uncomfortably in front of him. Tyson took another step backwards.

"Well, you see, I was just, um, hungry, yea hungry and well, um just came for something to eat." Tyson's blush deepened and he scratched his head awkwardly, taking another step back.

"Then why…" Kai trailed off, suddenly becoming aware of his situation, him, standing in front of Tyson, with no shirt, wearing a bright pink apron and washing up… a large, dark pink patch spread across his pale features, "Tyson it's not what it looks like…" Kai took a step forward to match Tyson, which was a mistake for Kai. Tyson's face twisted in horror causing him follow his primary instincts when face by a drop dead gorgeous guy in a pink apron advancing on him with an 'I'm-gonna-kill-you' look on his face and a wooden spoon; he screamed. As loud as he could, and with that he turned to run. Kai's face also twisted into a mixture of shock, slight panic and anger, so Kai also did the first thing that he came up with…

He dropped the wooden spoon and hit Tyson instead with the metal cooking pan, making a distinctive 'CLUNG' as it hit Tyson's skull. Tyson's reaction was to fall unconscious onto the floor with a nose bleed.

The colour started to drain ever so slowly from Kai's face, the most intelligible thought that he came up with being, 'Is he dead?' and poking Tyson with his foot, hard. A groan escaped Tyson's mouth but fortunately he remained as previous, stone unconscious.

Kai shrugged. 'Oh well at least he isn't dead, now I can implement my super ingenious plan of getting Tyson to fall madly in love with me'. 'Wait. Where the hell is my brain getting all of this fucked up stuff? Note to self, burn all of teams videos and Dvds of action men and stuff. Wait, nah, I'll just burn them all," After Kai's little sadistic streak complete with manic evil laughter was done with he bent down and started dragging Tyson's body into the living room. After a few minutes of propping Tyson realistically up on one of the cushions in the living room, Kai stepped back to admire his…ahem…handy work.

Unfortunately for him someone had heard the previous screams and had come to investigate and bumped into Kai just as he was leaving the living room.

"Ouch, hey watch it or else… Oh hi Kai!" Blue, slightly dilated eyes turned to look at Kai. Kai noticing this took a step backwards, mimicking Tyson's actions earlier, this could be very dangerous and potentially bad for his health if he came into contact with Max at this point. Crimson eyes stayed locked with blue trying to gauge how much sugar Max had taken since he had woken up. Max then decided he wasn't the enjoying the staring contest he was currently having with Kai, and had come up with a clever plan to get Kai to give him a horsey-ride while sucking a lollipop. Unfortunately due to his high sugar induced state the daydream he was having seemed to swirl and sway and Kai started to transform into a bright pink bunny rabbit.

"Bunny!" was the instant reply from Max and he took a flying leap and missed Kai by about a metre and hit the adjacent wall. Kai stared at Max for a second before seizing his chance and escaping back into the kitchen. This was going to mean war, but before any advance on the enemy could be made Kai would need a weapon. So Kai searched for a weapon, eventually choosing a broom he had found in another cupboard. He also picked up a dishcloth and wrapped it around his head as some kind of bandana, and since he already had his newly renamed 'war paint' on his face he was ready to go. Kai took a quick step forward his, the shoes that he had forgotten to take off before making noises on the floor.

'Damn' Kai thought, before taking his shoes off as well. Now it was Kai's time to shine as he was about to engage the dangerous and somewhat infamous Maxie in his own game - sugarcal warfare.

Kai took a deep breath preparing himself for the worst and kicked the door open and came face to face with… an empty corridor.

'This is not good' concluded Kai and he walked along the wall towards Max's bedroom.

Eventually after opening all other possible doors and finding nothing, Kai came to stop outside the enemy's quarters. The last thoughts before Kai entered the danger zone was: what it would actually be like to be in the state Max was in, whether or not Tyson really was dead, where the hell Kenny and Ray were, and if he really was wearing a bunny suit if Tyson would come play with him… and Kai then decided he really needed to lay off the caffeine. Kai started to turn the door handle and open the door slowly. The room was dark and foreboding as the enemy lay somewhere deep inside its cave, or basically Kai walked into Max's room with the lights off.

Kai could faintly make out the outline of various objects around the room like Max's bed, another bed, a table, 2 chairs and another door leading to the bathroom he shared with Ray. A soft purring sound could be heard from the vicinity of Max's bed and Kai could have sworn he saw a toothy, evil smile as the door behind Kai slammed shut and locked. A bright light was turned on from the bedside table into Kai's face as he shielded his eyes with his arm and an evil laugh met his ears accompanied with more purring.

"Welcome, my friend, I see we meet again" said Max's in his sugary high voice.

"Max, what are you doing," Kai demanded trying to see Max through the brightness of the light.

"I, my dear friend, am planning to take over the world!" Another cold evil laugh followed by a coughing fit and some heavy wheezing. "Need more sugary goodness" Kai could faintly hear a rustling noise which sounded very much like sweet wrappers quickly followed by some crunching and a murmur of happiness.

Kai staggered over towards where he assumed the light switch was, and started frantically looking for said switch. Meanwhile Max kept up his side of the conversation about how he would bring about the imminent destruction of the planet, and the death of all kangaroo's, in between bites of sweets and purring noises from the bed. Eventually Kai found the switch and flicked it on. He turned around gradually, coming to face Max frozen on top of his mountain of sugar with a sleeping Ray on his lap tied also to the bed, Max complete with his mouth and hands covered with chocolate and twitching from to much sugar. Then Max took another flying leap towards Kai.

"You'll never take me alive! Mr Bunny!" Max hit the wall again but got up quickly and staggered about for a bit. "Oh shit my plans for world domination have been ruined… its all YOUR fault Ray…and im blind" Max let out a chilling wail.

Kai's eye gave a twitch, he took a deep breath and walked over to the bookshelf and took off the largest book he could find and promptly walked back over to Max. Max turned to Kai, his eyes full of puppy dog goodness and whimpered like a kicked puppy. Kai snorted and smacked the book over Max's little blond head and he crumpled to the ground. Kai let out a short harsh laugh.

"I kill you" he muttered before going to find some rope and tying Max up on one of the chairs.

Ren: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...i love my life... anyway please review this fic and i hoped you liked the messed up chapter...it was written under unruley musings, sugar and my usual untamed randomness.

Kai: I kill you...i kill you all...

Ren: Oh hush up Kai "brings out mallet and hits him on the head"

I'd like to thank all my previous reviewers if im allowed to, i personally dont want to get banned after that rumour email thing. But yea... thanks to:
Loveisagiftuseitwisely: Thanksfor being such a great reviewer as well as my first, glad you like the fic.

Ereshkigali: Happy to hear your in a good mood from reading my fic, hope this fic continues to bring happiness and randomness to people around the globe or in my head all the same thing to me! Hope you keep reviewing and dont worry there will be MUCH more Kai deliciousness in the next chapters...trust me "Evil glint in eyes"

Truble: Yo dudette, glad you thought my fist chapter was so funny hope this chapter was even better. Talk to you later.

Mikin Ishida: Hey! After all this is your dedication fic for your birthday so im really happy your enjoying it. Thanks for the cookie and also Kai gets a bit moodier in a few later chapters, but its all good. Talk soon.

Angel56: So my fic has no real plot its still all good...bit warped i admit but still good and honestly its going to get much more interesting... c ya!

Kai: Im in later chapters so read on and review!

Ren: Please review i had tons of hits for my fist chapter but less that a handful of people reviewed. Reviewing means alot to me and it does only take 15 seconds of your time to say a few words of what you actually think of it. But thanks anyway. Until Next time! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...