author: hey its me, I got chapter two done ahead of schedule so I thought I'd put it with chapter one on the first day, so here you go
Disclaimer: I don't own megaman or any of it's games, but I do own the original characters. Now on with the fic --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
chapter 2
there stood before jak two people who crushed all hope he had of escape. "oh! hi max! hi jasmine! "
elleaxis yelled waving them over "dear lord, if you care, strike me done now " muttered jak under his breath." hello elleaxis " replied max who was pretty melo all the time." hello ellea- -JAK! " she screamed running toward him ( for all who can't tell she's as hyper as elleaxis ) "here we go again" excalmed max grinning as he watched his sister run at mock 3 toward jak. lord, you still have time! just one thunder bolt is all I ask! muttered jak a little louder now. elleaxis just turned her head and said coldly " on earth, god can't her you scream" keeping her grin. whlie she side-steps as jasmine tackles jak and puts him in a bone crushing hug " HI JAK! " Jasmine yells at the top of her longs making a few people take notice. ..." that had to hurt " replies max, elleaxis just looks at him and replies "no shit sherlock "" bon...cur...sh...breath " was all jak could say at the time still on the ground ( for a side note shes pretty much hitting on him to, I wanted to torture the guy so I came up with this ) hello jasmine do you mind being a dear by GETTING OFF JAK! screamed rena through the p.e.t. " NO! you'll never take him...err me alive" replies jasmine, jak notices the " little error " in her sentence and tries to pry the girl off of him she replies by hugging him harder causeing jak to gasp for breath. after about three minutes of rena's yelling, jaks gasps of pain, and the fact that people were now staring, elleaxis finally separated them." thank... yo..." jak replies standingup but do to lack of oxygen passes out . Jasmine blushes and starts to pout "awww... why did you go and do that " " because you were killing him! " replies elleaxis while glaring at her ( yes, her too, --signs ) jasmine replies sweetly as she starts to grin " I don't see him complaining"elleaxis still glaring and replies " funny I don't see him breathing " with jaks now head resting on her lap she figured it would be the best position for yelling at him when he finally woke up ( author :COUGH EXCUSE COUGH elleaxis: shut up! I can be nice to people! author: make me... and no, grrrrr replies elleaxis as she pulls out two flame throwers, author: ...(gulp)... ). Oh! before I forget max was wearing a yellow short sleeved jacket, unzipped, reviling a green shirt, dark blue pants ( all of which were not baggy ) emerald colored hair and with yellow-greenish eyes he had a look that suited his personality, and jasmine was wearing a purple t-shirt, light blue pants, a black wrist watch, a dark blue cap ( which she wore all the time ) and to top it off, she had sapphire hair and purple eyes." hello elleaxis " cried two netnavis." hi m,m! hi star! " replied elleaxis while still on the ground wanting for jak to wake up, m,m and star were max's and jasmine's netnavies, even though max and jasmine were twins there navis were unrelated in any way and every way. m,m's actually name is magnaman but that would be to long to say all the time so they shorted it to m,m. m,m was the almost exact apposite of max because of his ways of solving problems ( blowing stuff up. yay! ) and the fact that he was a hot head, but they got along ok. m,m wore suit similar to megamans all so ,but he had red hair, black gloves and boots, a black visor so you couldn't see his eyes, his suit was red, and to top it off he had a pair of phoenix wings with a flame affect so you couldn't see his feathers. star was the complete opposite of m,m, she had patients and was intelligent, she was, what it seemed at the time, the only one with a brain ( author:oh if I only had a brain... ya, if only, signed everyone, what did you say! shouted the author as he pulled out a 14-inch over-sized mallet , everyone just sweetdropped and ran. disclaimer: I do not own the wizard of oz ) she had a suit similar to rena's only she had long brown hair, no visor, a light blue suit, and white angle wings on her back ( m,m and star aren't related they both have wings because there netoffs were lazy and got similar stiles ) " hey elleaxis, wants with that look on your face " asked jasmine sounding irritated and angry as she now notices jaks head lying on elleaxis lap , elleaxis had now notice she was smiling a bit and attempted ( and failed ) to change it, no-nothing :she muttered, now looking at her friend ."do you three always have to do this, your going to end up killing the poor guy ", asked star with a sign. all three of them gave her a death glare which caused her to sink down into her p.e.t.." well that explans the smile" , replied m,m. before elleaxis could say anything in her defense gengi showed up. I...ere...id...mis...any...ting " asked gengi, completely out of breath from running." heh bro, replied elleaxis, hi gengi:replied both max and his sister at the same time, you haven't missed much of anything only the usual ", replied star. ( for all of you that haven't figure this out yet, elleaxis is gengi's younger sister by one year ) "is he out cold :asked a navi " yup :replied star, see! If you had listened to my directions we would have got to watch it ". replied the navi.. "sh..ut...up...cap..tain replied gengi resting on the side walk." Captain " as he was referred to was gengi's netnavi. he had a attitude similar to jaks only a little more hot headed. he wore something similar to coronals outfit ( play mmbn 5 team coronal, to see him ) only his cape had pictures of waves on it, a sea captains hat, and HUGE chains that connected from his pant sides to the back of his cape were his lungs were, from there the chains loosely hung down with a big anchor on each of them, plus his suit was stormy dark blue." It was over in 5 minutes anyway ", replied star." aww...that wasn't long and I wanted to point and laugh too ", said captain, now pretending to cry ." WE WEREN'T HITTING ON HIM, " screamed rena, elleaxis, and jasmine as everyone eles sweetdropped." yes you were " said star , being the only navi of the group rena stood up for them" no, we weren't ", replied rena , star: yes you were, rena: no, we weren't, star: you were, rena: we weren't star: yes
rena: no
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both girls did the anime static thing between there eyes with flames going in there eyes and then stared to kill each, with all of this going m,m and captain had pulled out yawn chairs ( I don't know how the fudge monkey they got yawn chairs in cyper space, but they did ) and start to chew popcorn, while watching them." hey captain can you pass the popcorn ", asked m,m , "sure " replied captain. as they were passing the popcorn it hit m,m's wing and was fired instantly." crap... " ,replied m,m ,still hungry ," M,M! YOUR STUPID WINGS BURNED MY POPCORN! " screamed captain, who seemed to be very mad at the moment. " hey don't EVER dis the wings! " replied m,m, after that they too started to fight. in the real world there netoffs were shocked at seeing this, and just continued to watch them through the moniter screens, jak had just woken up and notice this ever day though jak as he got up and made a dash to get away since elleaxis was now to busy watching her netnavi to notice, giving jak enough time to run home, unaware of the surprises that awaited him there... .
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author: there you go, chapter three will take a day or two to fix so like I said seven reviews before I start on chapter four, oh! and if you have any good ideas for schemes or characters that are original pleas tell me I need all the help I can get. ALL THOSE WHO HELP SHALL BE SPARED FROM THE HORROR THAT IS ,a truck passes by, MUAHAHAHAHA! AM I NOT A EVIL GENIUS!
everyone else: no your not
WHY YOU! reaches for mallet
everyone else: 0o and, runs.
author: pleas R&R and let me know want you think