Ren: Back with another chapter...wooo go me this has to be my best updating fic EVER...MWUHAHAHA...
Kai: Just because your lazy...sadistic bitch...
Ren: Wash your mouth out with soap! I will NOT tolerate that language about me Kai you know the rules...
Kai: "raises eyebrow"
Ren: HIIIYA! "hits Kai with spoon"
Kai: &&
Ren: "sadistic grin" Anyway... Disclaimer yada yada dont own beyblade or its characters...some rich guy who wont give them to me owns them oh and i dont own lord of the ring either or the beetles...anyway OMG i just killed Kai! And Read on while i go revive Kai... --''
Chapter 3 – Apron? What apron?
Kai stood back with a self-satisfied smirk and his work. It had taken him about 10 minutes to drag Max's body from the door to one of the chairs and tie him up, plus another 5 minutes to actually find the rope he so conveniently kept under his bed for 'unforeseeable circumstances'. Now Max was all tied up, his blond head lolling dangerously to the side, a pink tongue sticking out onto his chin as he breathed heavily through his mouth. To be quite honest Kai was impressed with his work, for such a small person Max sure did weigh a lot and as a result Kai's arms ached like no tomorrow. Kai surveyed the room. Max was tied up on a chair, other bits of furniture lay strewn across the room, and Ray lay dead on the pile of sugar…
'Wait a pile of sugar?' Kai inspected the sugar.
'Damn, if I don't do something with this sugar, it'll attract ants…' Kai sighed, he hated ants, they got everywhere and he would be damned if he got stuck with an infestation. Kai pushed Ray off the sugar and placed it into a bag and hid it away from the tied up Max. Then another thought hit him 'Ray was dead! If he was dead…
...who would do the washing up, and keep Max in check?' Kai walked over to Ray and poked him. No response.
'Hm.' Kai looked around the room for something to wake Ray up. 'Pillow…' Kai picked up the pillow and hit Ray with it as hard as he could. The pillow exploded and Ray still lay… well dead.
'Well, only one thing for a situation like this.' Kai walked into the bathroom and returned later with a bowl full of water and threw it on Ray. Ray groaned but made no other response.
'Drugged, oh well, he'll come around in a few hours' Kai shrugged and walked back out of the room leaving the drugged Ray on the bed and went to make himself some coffee.
' ' ' ' 17 minutes later ' ' ' '
Silence… complete peace and tranquillity…
Kai had cleaned himself up and put on some clean clothes, stuffing the offending material that included: a neon pink apron, washing up gloves, a dishcloth and a broom; into a bag, then into a box, then to be on the safer side of things under a bed, since Kai couldn't find the matches to burn any of it. Kai let out a sigh as he began to drink his coffee, but all was not as it seemed. Due to Kai's close contact with the sugar he was starting to get cravings. Really bad cravings. It was like something had gotten hold of his body and was 'making' him need this sugar. Now where the hell was Kai going to find sugar… Max's sugar stash…
Kai took out a spoon and walked towards the bag. He picked up the bag and hurried back into his room, mumbling to himself, his eyes glowing in the dark.
"Now my precious…"Kai hissed to his bag "No Maxie's will steal you away from me again…my precious." He kissed the bag and a picture of Tyson filled his head. "No…" He shrunk back into the shadows. "Master forgive me… my precious…forgive Kai…" But the bag wasn't finished yet it called to Kai, and Kai struggled against it's supreme sugary power. And sad to say even though Kai did like Tyson a lot, the bags evil, sugary power was too strong and Kai gave in, basking in the sugary goodness he ate with a spoon. The sugar swiftly took hold of him as it entered his blood stream and spread quickly all over his body. Kai was paralyzed, his pupils dilated, his hair grew ragged and untamed like a wild animal, his primary functions overriding his self-control and discipline and he had a strong urge to... start singing on top of a table in a towel…
A few minutes later Kai was in the living room, unfortunately he had been unable to open the bathroom door to get to the towel…sugar prevented Kai from using his hands. But there Kai was, jumping on the table with his hairbrush singing 'All you need is love' by the beetles to a still unconscious Tyson, but he was having the time of his life. Sure, it was slightly unnerving to have the room sway and pulse like that and his hands seemed to have turned into flippers, but he felt so happy and alive!
Tyson rolled over and groaned, and to Kai at that moment it looked like the most adorable thing in the world it just made you want to kiss him. So that what Kai did he let out a giggle (sorry for Kai's OOCness its just the after effects of the sugar in his system and sorry as well for the large amount of dots...) and gave Tyson and kiss on the cheek as a blush covered his face. Tyson made him so happy, so what if he was unconscious, he wanted everyone to know how much he loved Tyson, so he starting signing again, a little out of key but, still the same song as before. He started jumping around again the world starting to spin uncontrollably, he felt dizzy and a tingling sensation was running down his arms. He needed more sugar but he was already to far gone. Kai staggered towards the bag, his vision blurring and tried to get back the table he was dancing on moments before. Unfortunately he never managed to get the sugar out of the bag as the last thing he said was a drawn out,
"Apple Crumble…" As he promptly passed out onto that comfy fluffy carpet.
A few minutes passed as the sugar left his system and he started to regain some sort of consciousness, he gave a groan and clutched his head. Opening his eyes he found himself draped over the table with a bag of sugar in his hand and a pulsing sensation throbbing in his head.
'What have I been doing?' he couldn't remember a thing. The last thing he could clearly remember was him drinking some coffee and then looking for something.
'So why am I stuck like this…?' Kai picked himself up of the ground and gave a cough and straightened his hair. He spied a lampshade lying innocently a bit from him. Obviously it had knocked Kai out when he was looking for…whatever he was looking for. Kai grinned slightly to himself for this great bit of logical thinking and nodded to himself, apparently not exactly 'all' the sugar had left Kai as he continued to congratulate himself for something he couldn't quite remember. Tyson moved again and started to brush the hair out of his eyes quite cutely, it seemed,as he started to stir.
"Shit…" Kai threw the bag of sugar under the cushion of one of the sitting room chairs and regained his composure by striking a small believable pose on top of the chair.
"K…Kai?What the fuck…when…who….huh?" Tyson glanced blearily around the room. "Ah shit my head…feels like someone's hit me with a frying pan or something…"Tyson gripped his head. "And why are you standing on that chair Kai…hang on…" Kai winced if Tyson remembered then… "Where's Max?" Kai let out the breath he had been holding.
"Oh, Max is just having some time out."
"Cool, hey Kai you'll never believe this dream I had it was so weird! You were wearing this neon apron that Mariah had given Ray ages ago and you were washing up but you had like no other clothes on and…" Tyson stopped himself a large blush covering his cheeks. Kai's head snapped up, his ears catching on the word apron.
"Apron…what apron?"
Ren: "kicks Kai" wake up you idiot...
Kai: urgh...
Ren: So you were faking dead then! How could you lie to me! You almost gave me a heartattack... "clutches heart"
Kai: Crazy woman...
Ren: "cheers up" Anyway im sorry for the lack of randomness in this chapter and the kinda crappy 1st chapter...im banned from sugar you see after shaving off my brothers eyebrows and destroying most of the house...but hope you liked it anyway! I would like to thank the reviewers who reviewed the last chapter! I still think the people who read this should still review but most dont but dont worry the sugar will get you eventually mwuhahahaha...anyway id like to thank the following:
loveisagiftuseitwisely: Still happy your liking this fic...and your right i should do more like this, but until i remember where i put my emergency surplies of sugar i wont be able to write another random fic. But anyway thanks for the review and Talk to you later!
Truble: HA i updated quickly so i am forgiven XD. Happy u think its so funny and Kai will continue to be in later chapters until i work out where i put kenny...but gald you love it so much. Talk to you later and dont laugh your head off or u might hurt yourself... then who would laugh and my unfunny jokes... :( XD
imayaoifan: No problems i will continue to update as long as my flow of insanity runs through me. Glad you liked it. Thanks!
Ereshkigali: Tis true "nods head" random fandom reigns supreme over us... But so happy your enjoying my fic i know i am after all i knwo what comes next! mwuhahaha all run in fear of my randomness! Hope you keep reading. Thanks for your review!
Luvyagal aka Tricky: i think your right...i doubt anyone really cares where i put kenny and forgot...but it might rest someones mind if we did know and ive still got to knock Kenny out as well XD But im still gald ur liking this fic. And i cant wait to put Kai in some more 'costumes' i have lots of ideas but so little time. And ill try and keep updating quickly. Hope you keep reading. Thanks!
Quellesirel Peredhil: LOL great to know you think its funny. And who knows if its hard, afterall Kai IS super strong... anyway i hope you keep reading and thanks a ton for your review means alot and all.
Ren: I hope that people will keep reviewing and until the one day i will rule the world i shall continue writing my fics. Sorry if thischapters a bit on the crappy side again i had to write it quickly before i went to work under threats from loveisagiftuseitwisely... and even then it was a bit late up...a thousand and one apologies but the next chapter should be up soon. rememer READ AND REVIEW!
Thanks xx Ren chan