welcome back, sorry for not up dating in awhile I had to think of a plot with some ( don't ask me how ) unique vilins to make a decent chapter, anyway this one will be mostly violence, violence, and more violence.
everyone else: yay!
demented squirrels : yay!
author: now there's only one more thing left to do before I start the fic ,pulls out shot shotgun and kills barney and friends, NOW NO ONE WILL STAND IN MY WAY FOR WORLD DOMINATION !
soler: you know the drill, he only owns his original characters.
aura: enjoy the fic!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
it was 8:00 am in the morning on a Saturday. birds were chirping, bee's were buzzing, boy's were beating the crap out each other for no apparent reason, a normal day in the eye's of most. are idio–err I mean hero, jak, had fallen back to sleep from his wake up call at 6:00 am, only to be woken up 2 hours later by a soft and genital voice. JAK ! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WAKE UP SCHOOL'S IN FIVE MINUTES:yelled soler from the p.e.t., jak shot up and ran for the bath room ,about have way through, he realized something, I'm...white :he said out loud, oh and that it was Saturday, he quickly ran back into his room and jumped back onto his bed. soler: jak get up, jak replied: no, still sounding tired, jak get up now:said the navi, jak opened one eye and replied: make me ,with a grin on his face. Jak you said we could check out your computers server today:replied aura ,looking at jak with an irritated face..
when was that :asked jak still half asleep , this morning at 6:00 am remember?
ENTER FLASHBACK
jak get up:yelled soler ,sounding pissed
for the last time no: yelled jak ,with eyes shut
Jak we need to start netbattling and grow stronger for the trials ahead :replied aura sounding calm and mystical (author: myyyysssttttttiiiiccccaaaallllll, readers: 0o, author: what, I like the word ) at the same time.
later :said jak about 3 seconds from falling asleep
JAK GET YOUR F$#KING ASS OUT OF BED AND START TRAINING YOU STUPID DUMBASS :yelled soler sounding REALLY pissed now.
tell you what ,if you let me sleep I'll let you explore my computer later ,okay :replied jak
fine ,but you better keep your side of the bargain :replied soler sounding calm.
now that that's out of the way, ever body go to bed :said aura
yes, mother :replied both jak and soler at the same time
aura glared at them.
they went to sleep as fast as humanly and netnavily possible
END FLASHBACK
fine :replied jak getting up and going over to his computer
well it's now or never :said jak picking up the p.e.t. jack in! soler, aura!execute !
Inside the computer-
aura and soler were astonished at the state the there owner's mainframe was in, it was full of junk, holes were every were around the server, spam was popping up left and right, and viruses were everywhere ,not to put into account all the virus eggs littering the place ( yes, over the year's, viruses learned how to lay eggs in my story ).
soler looked around and said: what a hell hole, aura looked at him and replied: that's puting it mildly. well I guess you two better get to work :said jak looking relaxed ,both soler and aura look at jak threw there p.e.t. with glares. Fine ,but send us some battlechips so we can take care of the viruses : replied aura , jak looked nervous and said: ah...I can't, .why not :asked soler looking confused. I don't have any :replied jak putting his head down, while looking a little sad .look in the card that came with the p.e.t. ,it should have a set of battlechips for us to use. :said aura still calm .
What card :asked jak the one you threw down in your hyperness and that is still on the ground remember :said soler
ENTER FLA- soler was cut by jak, FORGET THE FLASHBACK, I'LL JUST GET THE DAMN THINGS! he yells while getting the chips.
jak sat in his seat, got comfortable, and, said: ok ,cannon battle chip in ,download.
one hour later of hard work and virus busting.-
were finally done :replied soler looking at there server., it was now completely spot less the floor was clean the ,all systems were now functional ,and they even got a board up and running. aura replied: while looking proud: we did a great job didn't we, yup :replied jak looking in amazement
the navis decided to take a rest on the floor after there hour long work ,while jak looked threw his battlechip stock.
5 minutes later-
a huge explosion was heard in the back, soler and aura quickly shot up and started running in the direction in which the noise came from. they looked at the hole to see hundreds of viruses coming threw the opening. jak we've got some trouble : replied soler as he jumped in the air while shooting some viruses with his basic buster ,aura doing the same. don't worry I've got it covered :replied jak as he punched in a code on his keyboard . seconds later three magnum cannons came out of nowhere and started to shred the viruses left and right. sweet :said soler looking impressed. like it, I installed it while you guys were cleaning up the server :replied jak taking in the praise. Just then all three of the cannons were destroyed. WHAT THE F$#K HAPPENED :yelled soler looking pissed. Just then a navi walked in. it had a basic megaman body type, except instead of two arms in had four with barrier machine guns, a black visor covering his eyes, his helmet coving his face and back neck, a green outfit and he had a black egg shaped pack on his back , a cut half way with the downward part moving into the top part reviling two trusters on it
the navi looked around and then yelled: WHY THE HELL IS IT TAKING YOU F$#KING VIRUSES SO LONG TO TAKE OVER THIS STUPID SERVER ITS ONLY 90 FEET LONG ( about three class rooms long, people )a small mettur type virus ( or how ever you spell it ) colored purple stepped forward and said: commander barrel, sir! they set up more defenses then what most servers have sir, whatever, I'll take care of this myself :replied barrel now were are the navis of this server?. as if on que both soler and aura appeared on the seen. ah! there they are. replied barrel.
looking at them. Who the hell are you and what are you doing on are server:yelled soler now pissed ( he get's pissed a lot, deal with it ). Well since you asked so kindly my name is barrel man, barrel for short, and if you little kiddies could do me a favor stay out of my way. Hell no! not after all the work we put into this server, jak we need a battlechip now:yelled aura ( didn't think she could curse did you )while keeping her eye's on barrel. Right, sword battlechip, aura, area steal ( if he says there name be for putting in the chip only they well get it ) battelchip in, download:replied jak. As soon as they received there battle chips they ran toward barrel soler running forward aura coming from behind. barrel pointed his lower guns down, then pulling his high guns above his head jumping into the air ( imagine every thing slowing down now like the matrix, oh and their maybe more times were I do something like this so let me just state that when this sign appears (ms) that means it's starting and when this sign appears (me) it is ending ) doing a back flip, while half way through putting a spin on it while shooting at aura and soler who at the same time reached the spot were barrel was ( still looking in different directions) and were caught in the down pour of bullets and forced to the ground with barrel completing his flip while facing in the apposite direction landing on one knee, with as if on QUE! A huge cloud of smoke from the direction that barrels shots were fired, rushing towards him ,swallowing him in with every thing else on the battlefield
when the smoke cleared barrel was standing straight up smiling ( or he would be if that mask didn't cover his face anyway ).down on the sight were he had shot his bullets. both aura and soler were badly damaged, cuts and scathes every were, soler was missing his left arm entirely. barrel, still smirking ,said: well if you kiddies are down playing ,I have work to do, then walking off into the apposite direction and began to trash the place. jak was in shock, he knew both soler and aura had a chance of receiving damage but this was insane. g-guys :replied, jak still in shock. soler looked up a bit and said: j-jak, jak snapped out of his state of shock and replied: yes soler. send us some battlechips:replied soler still sounding weak. yes, I have some recov- , no some weapon chips, jak was cut off by aura. but-, no trust us, send some weapons, jak was now being cut off by soler fine I...trust you:replied jak, now putting in some chips. thank you :replied both aura and soler at the same time, now standing up. barrel noticed this, turned around and smirked , well, well you can actually stand up! got any other tricks , like fetch, roll over, or my personal favorite play dead
he replied in a sarcastic tone. sure we've got a trick for you :replied soler ,just kick back, relax , and get blown to bit:replied aura, also in a sarcastic tone. both aura and soler lifted up there hands ( aura's left soler's right ) to reveal two hi-cannon's, as they fired two shots at barrel. barrel just right step-sided back, as the two projectiles missed him completely , he rasied his upper arm and began to fire in the direction of the shots origin .a horrible sounding scream was heard, as barrel started to smirk. Then barrel slowly lowered his arm still smirking, then soundly dodge right out of the way of a sword that took some of his upper left arm off. Crap , you people have some skill I'll give that no ones been able to get that close to me AND be able to take a chunk off of me as well, too bad for your friend though having to be a decoy and deleted in all. Why don't you ask her yourself :replied soler with a small grin on his face. barrel quickly turned in the direction of aura, his eyes widened as he muttered the words: "oh shit " aura was standing up she had blueish a field around her. she was holding up a humongous cannon. It was extremely different from other cannons. it was three times longer and larger. It had a weird design of symbols that were purplish spreading around it. It had eight HUGE! black wings on it and finally it was colored dark blue. Jak was also amazed at this new weapon, wondering were that weapon was earlier when they were getting there ass's kick. aura stared emotionless at barrel before saying the words, " sin cannon " and shooting a beam of mass destruction which tore barrel to shreds a horrible scream of pain was all they heard before the beam subsided showing that all there was left of barrel man was a fragment of his visor which evaporated into cyper dust, both jak and soler stared mouths open at aura who had finally come out off her trans and asked: what... happened?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
author: I know the name of the weapon is lame but give a break I've had a seriously crappy week so cut me some slack. As always pleas R & R, oh and I my not update on this one in a while on account that I what to add some chapters to my other fic, sorry for anyone that is actually interested in this fic I'll make sure to update it in a couple of weeks