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Gundamjunkierx780:good good i like it, update soon

Sango02:YOU HAFFTA MAKE THE NEXT CHAPTER! AND QUICK! i love this story it is gonna be really,really good when its done! till then i shall wait anxiously jumping around like a little kid who just had sugar.

Inuyasha'sMYlover:(She reviewed four times.) 1.and right before I figured out just how faithful Miroku was to Sango, I'll go kill Amatsu Mikaboshi!

2.why did she scream?

3.i didnt know she was only 16. i wonder what else i dont know... hm. honey! pulls and syringe full of truth syrem behind back

4.you do realize that Benzaiten sounds like some medicine my grandma would need

And yes, I do realize Benzaiten sounds like medicine, but it's actually the real name of the goddess of love. And Kagome screamed because some creepy god guy just materialized in front of her. Sango is 16, Miroku's 18, Inuyasha's 17, Kagome's 15, and Shippo's 8 or 9.

Chapter 5: Miroku's desires and Keiko's appearance

Sango was looking at Miroku strangely. Inuyasha was disgusted, and Kagome looked curious. "What exactly are these fantasies?"

Inuyasha stared at her, left eye twitching. "What! Why do you want to know?"

Kagome blushed and shrugged. "Just curious, I guess."

Sango continued to watch the monk suspicously. "These... 'fantasies'... they're about me?"

Miroku blushed, and uncommon thing. "If I said yes, what would you do?"

"This." She slammed him against a tree, knocking him down. He was propped against the slim trunk, breathing heavily, eyes wide. Sango knelt beside him. The taijiya leaned forward until she was mere centimeters from Miroku's face, her chest pressing against his.

Sango smiled coldly at the young monk. "Would you mind explaining this to me?"

Miroku smiled back, drinking in the slight vanilla scent of her hair. "Sure. After all, how will you fulfill them if you don't know?"

"Just spill them, houshi."

"Well, um, you're quite close to fulfilling one right now."

"Oh really?"

"Um, am I interrupting anything?" The entire group looked up. A woman was standing there, her waist-length hair moving slowly in the soft breeze.

Miroku stood up quickly. "No, not at all, Lady...?"

"You can call me Keiko."

Miroku grinned. "Lady Keiko. A heavenly name for a heavenly woman."

Keiko blushed. "You flatter me, monk." (A/N: If you haven't figured out by now, Keiko is Benzaiten.)

Miroku took her hand and kissed it. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Miroku, that beautiful demon slayer is Sango, the kitsune is Shippo, the hanyou is Inuyasha, and the other beautiful woman is Kagome."

Keiko smiled back. The monk had done nothing truly unfaithful to Sango yet, he was merely being polite. "I have heard tell of you. You are seeking the shards of the Shikon no Tama, are you not?"

"You are extremely perceptive, my lady. I have a question to ask of you, though." Sango groaned. This statement was never followed by something good.

Keiko raised an eyebrow quizzically. "What would that be, houshi-sama?"

"Will you bear my child?"

Keiko's right eye twitched indignantly. Sango looked furious. "Hooouushiii-saaaamaaa..."

There was a solid thunk as the Hiraikotsu came into contact with Miroku's skull. He attempted to ward her off, but failed. "Ow ow ow ow ow! San-go!"

Shippo rolled his eyes. "Idiot..."

Keiko decided to stay with the group for a while, just to see what ese Miroku would do. Kagome suggested this first. "Keiko-chan, would you like to travel with us for a while?"

Inuyasha looked at her furiously. "What? Why? It's not like she can do anything."

Keiko smiled at the half-demon. "You're right, I can't. The only thing I can do is make sure we get sheltr for the night."

"Feh. We have the monk for that."

"But can he always get a place with real beds and real food?"
Inuyasha answered this reluctantly. "No."

"That's what I'm here for, then."

Inuyasha finally relented. "Fine. Just get us somewhere nice."

Keiko smiled mischeivously. "Don't worry, I will."

Keiko got them quarters in a fair-sized castle. The lord met them, but a troubled look was on his face. Keiko noticed this. "What's wrong?"
"Well... I only have four spare beds."

Sango looked thoughtful about this. "Shippo and Kagome can sleep together. Inuyasha gets his own bed... That leaves me, houshi-sama, and Keiko."

Keiko piped up. "I don't mind sharing a bed with Miroku."

Miroku glanced from Sango to Keiko, an uncertain look on his face. Sango's thoughts were pleading mentally with Miroku, and it showed in her eyes. 'Say no, houshi-sama, please say no.'

Miroku's violet gaze switched to Keiko. "I'm going to have to refuse that offer. I only just met you, after all."

Keiko looked shocked. "But... it would be a good way for me to bear your child."

Something like hope sparked in the monks eyes, but he shook his head. "I already know who I want. Sango, come on. I guess it's just you and me."

Sango blushed horribly, but followed him never the less. Keiko stood stock still for a moment, then stomped her foot and stormed into her room.

Kagome and Inuyasha, who had been silent until this time, now looked at each other and started laughing. They said goodnight and went into their rooms, each thinking about Miroku and Sango's little spat.

That was a hard chapter to write. I'm not the brightest individual, and it took me about fifteen minutes to figure out how many beds I had to have to have only one pair sharing a bed. Yeah. I'm that stupid.