Unicorn13564: Hello! Don't worry if you didn't get the point in the previouse chappy… fact is, neither did I… There isn't really a point to it, they were all so serious so I decided to let them have a lil fun, I'm weird in that way… well that's a lie, I'm weird in every way… v.v And yes, Ricky did piss in the pool coz he a sick lil bastard! XD BEWARE THE DICTIONARIES PEOPLE! BEWAAAARE! O.O

Chapter 3: Lovers' Spat

"Just what are you saying!" shouted Ren, insulted by the Ainu's last comment.

"All's I'm saying is that you don't really treat me like a boyfriend… you don't hold my hand in front of people, you don't want to make out in front of people-"

"So I don't like to kiss in front of other people, I don't understand what your problem is!"

"Its like you're ashamed of me!"

Ren tried his hardest to ignore the hurt in Horo's tone, but only found it again in his eyes.

"I'm not ashamed of you! Why would I be!"

"You tell me! You get all embarrassed when I try and play with you in class, what the hell's that all about!"

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Hao, Ricky, Andy, Lee and Yoh stood silently with their ears pressed hard against the door of room 09.

"What are they arguing about?" whispered Andy.

"Maybe one of them has aids." Whispered Hao in reply.

"It's something about being treated like a boyfriend." Yoh sighed. "I think Horo's getting frustrated with Ren because he's not treating him like a boyfriend."

Everyone stepped back quickly as the door opened to reveal a teary Tao.

"Is Horo lacking in sex again?" asked Hao with a straight face.

"Fuck off Hao!" yelled Ren, and barged past the group of friends.

"Hey, Ren," said Yoh, grabbing hold of his arm, "Please, don't fall out with Horo."

"Yeah, you guys are good together…" said Andy, more to Horo who was stood in his room, than to Ren.

Both Horo and Ren sighed.

'…They don't understand…' thought Ren.

'…it's not him, it's me…' thought Horo.

"It's a bit more complicated than it appears…" muttered Ren, and once again began to walk away.

"Don't walk away from us Ren!" yelled Hao.

"Ssshh!" hushed Yoh, reminding Hao that it was the middle of the night.

"No, I won't shush! These bum-boys love each other, and there falling out over a stupid lover's spat! It's damn right gay!"

"Strange choice of words, but whatever…" mumbled Lee.

"Yeah, the gay bastard has a point!" said Ricky, "Like it or not, you dudes are attracted to one another!"

"…Ricky… we already past that phase…" whispered Andy.

"Yeah I know, I just felt like saying the word 'attracted'."

"Anyway, the point is Horo, you love Ren, Ren loves you, and I'm sure that if you could you would have a family together because that's how much you care about one-another! Now fuckin kiss and make up, I have some really important news to tell you guys!" said Hao desperately.

"…Ren…?" said Horo, poking his head round the door and staring pleadingly at the Tao.

Ren stared icily towards the Ainu. 'No! Why should I forgive him! He thinks I don't treat him like a boyfriend! I love him for fuck sake! I even had sex with him- repeatedly! How the hell can I not treat him like a boyfriend!'

Despite what was running through his head, Ren could hold the glare no longer, and sighed. "…Ok…" he said, his voice almost a whisper, "…Ok…"

Horo smiled and came out of the room, walking quickly up to Ren and holding him in a warm embrace. "I'm sorry Ren." He apologized.

"…It's ok…" he replied, hugging him back.

"Aw, if I were a puff I'd cry!" sniffed Ricky.

"Me too!" sniffed Hao.

Both Ricky and Hao glanced at one another.

"But obviously I'm not going to cry." Said Ricky manly.

"Me neither." Said Hao.

"Anyway, Hao, what is it you want to tell us…?" asked Lee curiously.

"Come with me!" whispered Hao, and grabbed Lee by the wrist, dragging him into his room as the others followed.

"Yoh, Hao's getting board and is about to rape Lee, what is your reaction?" asked Ricky, putting a pencil he'd picked up near Yoh's mouth as if it was a microphone.

"I say go for it. Lee can be his bit on the side." He joked.

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Hao eventually got everyone to get under the cover in his bed, the cover acting as some sort of tent, and a flash light to provide them with some light.

"Ok," said Hao, "Here is what I have to tell you…"

Ren looked at Horo, who was listening closely to what Hao had to say. Was he really not treating the Ainu like a boyfriend…? Was he really not providing him with enough affection and care…? …Was he really failing to love him…?

"…and that's what I saw Mr. Clod is a murderer! I just know he is!"

Horo was cute, funny and… not that intelligent, but bright enough. He always knew how to make Ren laugh in a way he never laughed before. Make him smile the warm smile often; the same warm smile that hardly anyone knew existed. Horo was Ren's everything… yet in some strange way… he hated him… Ren knew for a fact that if Horo left, it would destroy him. It was all so confusing to him, to have a strength that was your weakness… to have a weakness that was your strength…

"It's Mr Clod! It has to be!"

"This is fuckin stupid!" barked Ren, and left the 'tent', walking out the door and disappearing down the corridor.

"…Ren…?" asked Horo, even though the Tao was long gone. "What's wrong?"

"Dude's got issues." Said Ricky, "And Hao, stop spewin bullshit."

"I'm not!" he protested defensively.

"…I sort of don't believe you either…" said Andy, "I mean, why the hell would a teacher, who gets a good pay check, kill of his students and hide them in the cellar of the school?"

"Uuuh, because he's a psycho!" yelled Hao. "Yoh, you believe me don't you!"

"…I…"

"Yoh!"

"…I don't know…"

"Yoh!"

"Yes! I believe you!"

"See, Yoh believes me!"

"Only because you put him under pressure…" muttered Ricky.

"Prove it!"

"Witness!" said Andy.

"Yoh, will you come back with me tonight? I want to prove it to you."

"That's just a cover-up. Your both just gonna do it in the dark." Said Ricky.

"…And we would do it in the dark, damp, cold cellar because…?"

"Because you're a freak like that and the coldness of the floor turns you on."

"How the hell can a floor turn me on!"

"How the hell am I supposed to know!"

"Yes!" said Yoh, trying to change the subject slightly. "I'll go back with you!"

"I'll be sure to take a quilt to make sure the floor doesn't turn me on." Said Hao sarcastically.

Unicorn13564: Hiya, sorry it's not long, a few chapters will be short. Poor Horo and Ren. T-T Review!