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.::Chapter Two::.
-Eccentric Announcementz-
----"But that's impossible… Kagome's an AB."----
Dr. Shidomi got up and started pacing around the room. "But… that… it couldn't have happened… a mother's blood type is always the same as the child's… that's…" he suddenly stopped pacing and his eyes grew wide. "Unless…"
Sango got pissed… what can I say… she's not exactly a patient person. "Okay, will you just get to the point already??????? Cut to the chase, chop chop… CHOP!!!!" She would have kept on blabbing nonsense if Miroku hadn't slipped his untrustworthy hands down Sango's back… back… Sango's face grew red… then purple… then… kinda blue-ish… "UGH, MIROKU!!!!" BAM!
"Dr. Shidomi, we're all dying here," Kouga said, glancing at Miroku for a second. "So please, continue on what you were saying…?" He said with difficulty. Kouga wasn't exactly the most polite person on earth, and it was killing him to have to pretend. If this smart-aleck didn't hurry up… Kouga was going to freaking SCREAM!!
The doctor sighed and ran his hand through his very very messed hair. "Okay… the only way this could have happened was if… tsk… how can I say this… kids, can you guys step out for a second?"
-silence-
"…Alright… teens… will you please step out for a second?" Dr. Shidomi rephrased.
"Fine," three unhappy voices said together. As soon as Dr. Shidomi was sure the kids were out of ear-shot, he began addressing to the parents once again.
"What is it, Shidomi?" the unhappy father growled.
Shidomi took a deep breath, and bent forward in his chair to tell the parents his news.
…
Mr. Shidomi opened his office door… and almost tripped over three bodies kneeling on the floor.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Mr. Myishi spat out.
"Uh… AHA! Sango, I found your missing earring!" Miroku said triumphantly.
"Oh, yea, thanks a lot, Miroku, I owe you one."
Mr. Myishi was NOT impressed. "Miroku… you are the most idiotic person I've ever met. Sango's earring? Look at her ears, monk, they're not even pierced. And that's not an earring you just passed to her. It's a spi- "
"AAAHH SPIDER!!!!!" Sango jumped up and started shaking around and dancing. "SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER!!! EEEEK!!!"
Mr. Myishi just scoffed and left the hospital. Mrs. Myishi, however, just stood there, looking horror struck… but then… somehow… relieved?
"I will start searching for the parents right away, Mrs. Myishi," Dr. Shidomi said quietly to the lady, and then went back into his office.
"Mrs. Miyishi!!! What did that doctor tell you in there? Come on, man, you can trust us. We won't tell anyone!!!" Miroku said excitedly.
"Ka- k-… she's… she's… she's not my daughter."
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"What?" Inuyasha snapped at the receiver.
"What kind of manner is that for treating your lovely girlfriend, Inuyasha?" a devilish voice answered.
"Oh… hey baby, what's up?"(AU: Ok sorri for interrupting the story but I just want you to know… I hate writing anything that has to do with lovely dovey stuff. I AM punishing myself right now… that's why my forehead is so red. But it just HAS to be done… meh… save me….)
"I need more money," Kikyou stated.
"Again?" Inuyasha did love Kikyou… but she was asking for way to much money… he has pratically bought everything that she owns. But he couldn't say no… it would be too risky.
"Didn't you hear me? I said I NEED more money. So I think that means it's for something that is like, life threatening."
"Life threatening?" Inuyasha raised his eyebrow upon hearing those words. "You call not buying a pair of see-through panties life threatening?" (AU:I AM ROLLING ON DA FLOOR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WROTE THAT… SEE THRU PANTIES… LMAO!...wait…that's nasty…ugh…that's gay…eek)
There was a pause on the other line.
"Listen, Inuyasha, I don't care if you don't think that's life threatening. But I do. So unless you want to be alone tonight, and from then on, then fine, don't give me fifty thousand dollars."
"Wait- wait- hold up… FIFTY THOUSAND dollars? For a pair of freakin' PANTIES? You're crazy, woman!!!"
Immediately the line was dead.
"Hello? HE-LLO??!! Ugh, dammit, Kikyou… I swear… you're gonna get my broke soon…" Inuyasha muttered to the phone… yea… not into the phone… to the phone… he was talking to the phone… WHAT THE F-?
'WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND A CRAPPY NEW YEAR! GOOD TIDINGS W-'
"Eh? Hello?" Inuyasha said into his cell.
"Change your mind yet?" It was Kikyou.
Inuyasha gritted his teeth. Damn that woman for being so hot. If it weren't for her looks, I'd break up with her within a second.
"Course I did, dear. Sorry, I wasn't thinking clearly when you called. Please forgive me. I'll go over there right now and give you the money, alright?" Inuyasha said sweetly. They hung up and after about five minutes.
Inuyasha got dressed, went down his personal elevator (yes, elevator, he's rich… really rich… like… super duper…ish…) that led right into his garage. He quickly did the famous eenie meenei minie mo and finally chose his Lambi Murcielago out of his 52 hot cars. He jumped into the car and sped away. Man, I love my cars, wouldn't trade even one of them for all the chicks in the world. Inuyasha thought to himself, smiling.
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Flashback::::
Kagome watched enviously from her window as Kagura waved goodbye to her parents and left with three other girls and four other guys. They were going to see a movie. One of the guys had asked her to go with him earlier that day at school, but Kagura was fast to say her sister was not invited. No one messed with Kagura, so the boy had just shrugged and went off to ask some other girl. Silent tears fell from Kagome's face as the group of seventh graders started walking away. Nothing was ever fair.
-End of Flashback-
Kagome stirred in her sleep. Slowly, she opened her eyes. Where am I? Was her first question. Then she looked at the wires and lines that were taped to her arms. Then it clicked. The car accident.
"Oh my gosh! Miss.Kagome!! You're finally awake! I'm so relieved!! Are you okay? Nono you shouldn't try and get up. Just stay where you are. Are you feeling better? Great! I'll go get Dr. Shidomi right away!" said a hyper little nurse who's name happened to be Rin. The excited nurse ran out of the room, and in mere seconds, was back with an older man in a long white lab coat.
Kagome's mouth formed an 'o' shape. I see… that's the doctor…
"Kagome! I'm so glad you're awake! Are you alright?" the doctor blurted out.
The eighteen year old just blinked… then started to suddenly cry.
Rin and Dr. Shidomi looked at each other with shock. Did they say something wrong? Was she scared? Or maybe… she just liked to cry…?
"Kagome, what's wrong?" Dr. Shidomi asked with concern.
The emotional girl sniffed. "I… it's just that… as soon as you guys came into the room, you started fussing all over me and it's as if you actually care. I mean… my parents have never even cared about me. When I woke up just now, for a second I expected to see my parents watching over me with concern. But then I remembered that they hate me…" Kagome started crying again.
Rin couldn't take it. She walked over, sat beside Kagome's bed and began crying with her.
Dr. Shidomi was nearly in tears too. Poor child, he thought to himself. But Dr. Shidomi was not here to pity the girl, he was here to tell her news that would trouble Kagome even more. I think I'm getting too old for this job… "Ahem- Kagome?"
Kagome sniffed and looked up at the doctor. "Yes?"
"I've… got an important announcement for you."
"What is it, doctor? I'm I going to die? Did I get brain damage? Do I have cancer? Or maybe a new kind of disease? Am I going to turn stupid? That is, if I don't die?" Kagome blabbed on and on.
"No, dear. It has nothing to do with that." The doctor tried to choose his words carefully. "Kagome… there has been a huge mistake. You're not who you think you are. You are not a Myishi."
Kagome didn't know how to take this. I guess this was better news then getting brain damage… "Well then… who exactly am I?" Kagome asked quietly.
Dr. Shidomi was surprised. He didn't think the girl would take the news so well.
"I'm working on finding your real folks right now. You'll be the first to know as soon as I find them. It shouldn't take longer then a few hours more. So just rest up and chat with Rin, here and I'll be off with my research." He waved a quick good bye and left.
Rin wasted no time. "So how do you feel about this whole situation? I mean it's kinda bizarre and weird living for eighteen years thinking you're someone and then be hit by a car one day and then find out that you're someone else. I mean, don't you think that's a bit strange? Don't you? I do. So what do you think? I'm I talking to fast? Are you okay? Please stop staring at me. It creeps me out. And why's your mouth open like that. Am I that interesting to look at? Hello?"
Kagome just looked at Rin with her mouth slightly open. Man, this girl talked a lot. "Um… I didn't exactly catch a word you just said… you were speaking a bit fast…"
"Well, that's what I asked you. I asked if I was talking too fast and for you to stop staring at me and why your mouth is open… and still is."
"Eh? I'm sorry?" Kagome was confused. Rin was way to hyper for her own good. Was she on some kind of drug or something? Hm…
"I've been doing most of the talking for like, a long time. So now it's your turn. Tell me something about you!!!" Rin urged on.
"Um… okay…" Kagome started. "Eh… I have- no… thought I had a brother and sister. My brother's name is Souta and my sister's name is Kagura. I always knew there was something wrong with the two of us, that we weren't sisters. But Souta, I love him. He's my lil' bro!!" Kagome stopped to take a breath and sigh. Then she continued. "And just this morning I broke up with my boyfriend and then got hit by a car and then came to the hospital and then found out that I'm not Kagome Myishi and… yea."
"Miss. Myishi- I mean Kagome… you couldn't have broken up with your boyfriend this morning, or did any of that other stuff." Rin said uncertainly.
"What? What do you mean?" Kagome asked.
"You've been here all day."
"Oh… how long have I been in the hospital for?"
"Three days and a little bit."
"Really? I've been sleeping for that long? Did my parents come to see me even once? Or my friends? Or anyone?" Kagome was frustrated. She couldn't even keep up with her own life now.
"Yes, really. You haven't been exactly sleeping, you've been unconscious. Your parents came to discuss the problem about you not being their daughter, which means I shouldn't have just said 'your parents' and yes, by your friend, you mean that crazy violent girl and that perverted boy friend of hers?"
Kagome's mouth was open again. This girl knows too much. "You mean Sango and Miroku?"
"Yup. And also this wolf demon named Kouga or something."
"Kouga?" Who the cap is Kouga?
"Yea… I think he's the one who crashed you with his car."
"Oh…" Kagome said.
The door suddenly opened with a BAM!
"WHERE'S KAGOME? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE HER LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE IMMA FREAKING TEAR YOU APART!!! I KNOW SHE'S PRETTIER THEN ALL OF YOU HERE BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO GIVE HER PLASTIC SURGERY AND TURN HER INTO THE UGLIEST PERSON- NO .. THING IN THIS WORLD!!! I DEMAND YOU STOP RIGHT NOW. WHERE'S MY LAWYER!!! UGH!!! THIS IS IL- " Sango stopped when she spotted Kagome just sitting there with wide eyes. "Oh…" was all she said. "Hey Kagome… they didn't try to give you plastic surgery or anything did they…?"
"No…" Kagome said slowly, then burst out laughing. "Ahahaha… Michael Jackson… plastic surgery… ahahahaha… funny!!!!" It was the first time she had truly laughed in a long long time. Soon, Sango and Rin joined in.
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"Took you long enough," Kikyou commented as Inuyasha jumped out of his car.
"Hi, babe," he said, ignoring the rude greeting, and kissed his girlfriend on the cheek. "Here's my- ahem… your money. Spend it well." He muttered.
"I will," Kikyou snapped as she snatched the money away from Inuyasha's hand. "I'm going over to the store right now. I need a lift." She said casually.
Inuyasha sighed. "Right, okay. Hop in. Where you wanna go?" he asked as the two of them got into his car.
"Most expensive lingerie store you know."
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"So, Kagome, you feeling better now?" Sango asked caringly.
"Yea. Thanks for coming here, Sango. I really appreciate it." Kagome said with a smile.
"Anything for my best friend!" Sango replied cheerily.
Then there was another disruption.
"Is that Kagome Myishi's room? She's awake? My god… finally. Thanks, man." Came a voice just outside Kagome's room. Sango tensed as the new visitor arrived.
"Kouga…" Sango growled.
Kouga didn't reply. He was too occupied staring at Kagome. "Are you Kagome?" He asked tentively.
"Yes…" Kagome responded.
Kouga was by her side in a flash, holding her hands in his. "Why, you are the most beautiful girl I've ever met, Miss. Myishi. Now I'm more guilty then ever that I hit you with my car."
"Wa?" was all Kagome managed to say.
Sango was beyond pissed. First the wimpy wolf hits her best friend, and now he was trying to hit on her? Well, he chose the wrong time to do it, and the wrong person to be doing it in front of. "Why you…" she jumped on Kouga for the second time during the small period she had known him for.
Rin came running into the room and tried to pry them apart. "Sango, Sango, please, stop!" she pleaded.
Kagome made a move to get out of her bed to help Rin but found that she couldn't.
But Rin managed and Sango reluctantly let go of Kouga.
"Sango, maybe you should follow me out of the room for a moment to cool off?" Rin said, more of a question then statement.
"Oh alright," the over-protective friend said and turned to face Kouga. "But I find out you've done anything to Kagome while I wasn't here, you're gonna get it… bet on that." She gave a final growl and walked out of the room.
After a moment of silence, Kouga started talking. "Wow… violent friend you've got there. Nothing like you. That's the second time she's jumped me like that, you know? And we've only met twice…"
Kagome laughed nervously. "Heh… that's Sango, alright. Sometimes she goes a little over board."
Kouga nodded. "Yea… I guess so. Listen, I came here to apologize for the whole deal. I'm really really sorry. I've already paid for everything that I was responsible for, so no need to worry. Man… I cant believe I hit such a pretty girl like you. Why couldn't I have hit an ugly one? Then it wouldn't hurt me so much."
"Uh… ok…" Kagome said.
The hospital door opened again and Dr. Shidomi walked in. This day was just full of interruptions, isn't it?
"Kagome, I've got the results. I found your parents!" he said with a smile plastered on his face. "Oh, hello there, Kouga. Nice to see you again." The doctor said kindly to Kouga.
"You found them? Who are they? Where do they live? Are they nice? Do they have a son? How old are they?" Kagome was full of questions. All this excitement made her head hurt again. So she slowly laid her head back down on her pillow.
"I think the news can wait till after you have a little nap. I'll go inform your parents and have a chat with them on the phone. I'll have Rin wake you up in half an hour." Dr. Shidomi said softly.
"Oh, alright. Thank you so much doctor…" Kagome said as she drifted to sleep.
"C'mon then, Kouga, lets go ring up Kagome's real family." Dr. Shidomi said.
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