Unicorn13564: Ok, here is the final chapter before the sequel: Never A Boring Moment In A Boarding School 3. Details and summery at the bottom Author's Note.

Chapter 13: The Epilogue

Hao limped down the path with Yoh by his side. Yoh, along with Lee, had been sent to go to the hospital to pick Hao and Ricky up. Ricky had to stay in a wheelchair for a couple of days, and practice standing and sitting, whilst Hao had to practice his walking without crutches. It was hard to believe three weeks had passed already.

Hao panted slightly. "Yoh, can I have my crutches back now?" he asked, tired of trying to walk without them.

"Sure." Said Yoh, and handed Hao his crutches.

Hao grinned and stuck one of the crutches through a wheel of the wheelchair, making Ricky jolt forwards, but not fall off.

"Hao!" scolded Yoh, "Shame on you!"

"Relax Yoh, the bastard deserved it."

"For what? I haven't done anything!" insisted Ricky.

"…Now I see why you begged to be strapped in…" muttered Lee, staring down at the large belt that attached Ricky to the wheelchair.

"It was for somehow making one crutch smaller than the other! Don't think I haven't noticed!"

A huge grin formed on Ricky's face as he remembered the hard time he'd had getting one of the crutches smaller, yet knowing it would be worth it. Even he couldn't recall how he'd done it, but it was genius.

A/N: Simple reason he can't remember, is because I don't know how the hell he could have done it XD

As they neared the school, three familiar faces were stood behind the huge gate, waving. It was Horo, Ren and Lee.

Hao, along with everyone else, walked through the school gates, when something bad happened.

Hao paused. '…Was that a rip I just heard…?' The Asakura glanced down at a piece of wire that had come loose on the fence, and had torn a small whole in his poncho.

Hao's eyes lit up in resentment towards the wretched fence. "BURN IN HELL, BITCH!" he yelled, and created a small fire ball in his hands, using it to set the fence alight.

"Whoa? Hao, no!" yelled Yoh, but it was too late.

Hao watched in total fascination as the ivy that was tangled in the fence went up in flames, there for setting fire to the tree next to it. Hao's eyes shimmered with contentment as he watched. It was like being in a movie. The fire spread onto the grass and neared closer and closer to the school, and minutes later, that too was up in flames.

--

Hao and Ren had been bickering all the way to their new school. They were approaching the gates, and still they argued.

"That was the most stupid, idiotic thing I've ever seen you do Hao!" hissed Ren.

"Yeah, well I didn't see you trying to stop me!"

"That's because I wasn't looking, baka!"

"Well you should have been paying attention!"

"Guys…?" asked Andy.

"Paying attention! You set a fence on fire because you were so careless that you got your stupid poncho torn! And you tell me about paying attention!"

"Guys!"

"Hey, you can call me, you can laugh at me, but never jip the poncho!"

"GUYS!"

"WHAT!" they both yelled, frustrated by one-another.

"Don't you ever wonder how this happened…?" he asked, pondering on the subject.

--

A man sat at a desk, a dim lamp as his source of the little light he had. He thumbed quickly through a stack of paper-work. He was tired. He had two schools to sort out. His job was to arrange them into piles of females and males, and send them to other schools that were available and would accept them temporarily. He put his hand over his face in sheer tiredness, when the door opened, startling him, causing him to accidentally knock the two piles onto the floor.

"Oh, sorry, Sir. I was wondering if you requested any assistance in the matter." Said another man, much younger than him.

He lifted himself off his chair and crouched down on the floor, scooping up the muddled pile of two schools that now blended with one-another. "No…" he said harshly, "And don't disturb me, I'm working my ass of here, and you come barging in and make it twice as hard. I should be working, but instead I'm talking to you! Just get out of my sight until further notice!"

"Right, sorry, Sir." He said apologetically, and closed the door.

The man swore and put the pile back on his desk. He'd had enough. He'd just wanted to go to sleep, so instead of checking the rest of the information began to glance at the pictures.

'Sarah King'

He placed her file in the female section.

'Rachael Crofts'

Female section. There were only a few more to go now.

'Hao Asakura'

Long, brown hair. Female section.

'Yoh Asakura'

Brown hair tied back, female section.

The man yawned. "Oh forget it." He said, and placed the remaining files in the female section, then separated the stack of files into small groups. "This side can go to an all girls academy, and this side can go to other schools." He said, before separating the rest into small groups, switching his lamp off, and leaving the room.

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"…Maybe they saw Hao and thought he was a girl…" suggested Horo.

"Or maybe they thought you were a transsexual…" commented Hao.

"Or maybe it was a simple mistake." Sighed Yoh.

Hao put a thumb cheek and his fingers under his chin, putting on a thinking look, considering what Yoh had just said. "Hmm… nope, I'd have to go with Horo being a transsexual…"

Yoh sighed as the bickering between his brother and Ren began once more. Horo glanced at Yoh; then moved closer to him, whispering a little plot he'd formed in his head.

Hao and Ren stopped bickering when something caught their attention. Even Andy, Lee and Ricky seemed confused.

"…What…?" asked Horo casually, keeping hold of Yoh's hand.

"Problem?" asked Yoh.

"…No, not at all." Said Hao, and grabbed hold of Ren's hand, trying to pretend it wasn't bothering him.

"Hao, let go." Hissed Ren, and jerked his hand away… or at least tried too. "Hao! Let fucking go!"

"Look, I'm not going to get jealous like you, because I'm too smart. I know what there planning. They think that if they hold hands it will grab out attention and make us stop bickering, thus that being our punishment if we continue to bicker, those two holding hands and making our hearts crumble. But I'm not as weak as you. I don't give in quite so easy." Said Hao, and continued to cling onto Ren's hand.

Despite how much Ren hated to admit it, the ass hole was actually making sense for once. Ren sighed and ceased his trying to escape. "…Whatever…" he mumbled bitterly.

Horo grinned at their stubbornness and rested his head on Yoh's shoulder, nuzzling Yoh.

"Why don't you purr as well." Said Hao sourly.

Ren glared at Yoh. "Horo, stop nuzzling that baka right now, or else."

"Yoh's not a baka, Horo is."

"No, Yoh is!"

"Horo!"

"Yoh!"

"Horo!"

"Yoh!"

"Horo!"

"Yo- Horo!"

"Ha, see, just admitted it!"

"No you dolt, look!"

Ren pointed in disgust Horo and Yoh. Yoh had a fist full of the Ainu's hair, whilst Horo had a hand placed on Yoh's cheek. Both caught in a harsh kiss.

"Ok, ok! If we stop arguing, you two stop doing that!" said Hao in a sort of begging tone.

The two parted and shook hands. "Nice working with you Yoh."

"You too."

A few minutes later, they were all stood outside the gates.

"Men; were going in." said Lee in a what he would call 'manly' voice.

"Ladies first." Insisted Andy, and as the gates opened, shoved Lee in.

"Ladies go second too." Grinned Hao, and pushed Andy through the gates. "The rest of us are men… apart from Ren of course." Ren glared at Hao. "Relax, I can already tell, this is going to be an adventure!" he grinned, and the four walked through the gates, having no idea what was awaiting them on the other side.

THE END TILL SEQUEL!

Unicorn13564: Very sorry if you got confused along the way. The reason I updated all at once is because I am going away for a week with my sister to a friends' house… and she lives all the way in Kent, whilst I am in Grimsby. I have to go 200 miles or something. Anyway, I will be working on the sequel there, only on paper, as I do not have a lap top, and my sister is most likely to stingy to let me use hers… although I can sort of see why because almost every time I go on it I fuck it up… XD Ahem- anyway, the sequel to the third one is like the first one in a way, because all they do is fuck around! XD I might look into more about Ricky, don't know yet. Moving on:

Never A Boring Moment In A Boarding School 3

After Hao 'accidentally' burnt the school down, what if they accidentally ended up at an all girls academy. Until they can find another school, that's were they'll stay. There they meet a psycho, a whore and a lesbian couple- all part of a gang that seem just like them.

Humour/Romance/Yaoi/Yuri (my first Yuri… God knows how I'll cope)