Chapter 1

Sango-Once upon a time in a small forest, was a small cottage. The people who resided in it were Little Red Riding hood & her mother. One day, Little Red Riding Hood's mother had to tellher daughter something important.

Kagome-Little Red Riding Hood, your grandmother is sick. You need to take these treats & goodies to her.

Rin-Sure! Can I eat one on the way?

Sango-CUT!

Rin panicked, " Who's cut? Who's bleeding? " Sango assured her, " Relax! ' Cut means ' Stop! ' in movie talk! Rin, don't say that last line and follow the script ok? "

Sango-Scene 1! Take 2! Aaaaaannnndddd... ACTION!


Rin-Ok!

Kagome-Remember to stick to the path and don't speak to the strangers ok?

Rin-Alright!

Sango-Unfortunately, Little Red Riding Hood wasn't a very good listener & went off course to pick flowers for her grandmother. On the way, she met a particular hungry wolf.

Kouga-Hello little girl, what's your name?

Rin-What are you talking about Koga? You know who I am! Geez! And I thought that I had a short memory!

Sango-CUT!

Kouga-What did I do?

Sango-Not you! Rin!

Kouga-Oh, you mean the brat.

Sesshomaru was pissed. " What did you say? " He demanded, eyes turning red. Koga, being the idiot that he is repeated, " Oh, you mean the brat. " That was it. Sesshomaru lunged at Kouga.

Sango-Stop! Stop you 2!

Kagome, being the smart one,

( Unlike some people... -glaring at Kouga- )

decided to set the camera & ask Shippou to put it on stand by. Unfortunately, Suppou took it too literally and made a sign that said;

Children ages under 15, please stand by... even me...


Well that's it for this chappie! I'm so proud of this chapter for some reason... -sniff- anyway, gotta go! It's late! remember my fellow readers, Read & Review!P.S, inuyasha-rox-1, thanks for putting me in your favs section considering that chapter was the first:)