TITLE: Media mayhem (with sequel possible content)
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: yakko, wakko, dot WRITERS: deaddoves3, deaddoves3, deaddoves3, deaddoves3, deaddoves3 RATED ALL AGES Prompts (in order): The Little Giggles, Pumpkin, Bag of Regret, influencer, swollen face.
(Changed prompt to little bastards bc I'm feeling drama rn) 'The little bastards... When will they learn there's consequences?' Plotz thought as he sat at his desk, fuming over the Warner's last stunt. Half the studio was destroyed, and the kids were no where to be found. 'Why can't they just... learn!? I might have to take... extreme measures...' Plotz then got an idea. an awful idea. (A wonderful, awful idea lol) 'No one would suspect an accident... Why not wild dogs? Or some druggie on the street? Or both? Wait, what if I got them in something more... Inescapable? Like a loan shark, I could get them into a contract that they can't escape!' and that marked the day Plotz made a plan to kill the Warners.

Meanwhile, in the spirit of Halloween and the spooky month, the Warners were carving pumpkins. Wakko had carved food into his, Dot had carved a butterfly, and Yakko carved an accurate map of the world, showing off his carving talent amongst his few others. A jack of all trades he is. Yakko, done carving his pumpkin, walked to the kitchen to wash his hands of pumpkin guts. That's when his phone buzzed. Drying off his hands, he checked his phone. He got a message from Plotz, And it wasn't a good one.

The email read that Plotz had gotten them into a contract with another studio and had leased them out for a few scenes, mostly cameos. It also mentioned that the studio didn't have many safety precautions, being a foreign company and all that, so be careful when walking around the lot. Yakko sighed, somewhat regretting that they were drawn on a studio lot and not just some old, dirty sketch in a child's basement or some rogue mutations from toon town. But, he didn't really have a choice. The studio did literally OWN them after all. He sighed again and told his siblings the news. Of course, they weren't pleased, but they had a job to do, and they didn't pay rent because of it, so off they went.

Once they got to the lot, they were greeted by some kind of influencer filming a video. "Hey gang! It's xX_QuirkyGirl_Xx back here with another video! There's some new toons on the lot which is like, totes rad. I think they're like, dog-monkeys or some other filthy animal. I don't know, but they seem really old, and we all know that's cringe, so lets like, talk to them for content!" The influencer walked over with her way too overpriced heels and designer crop-top jacket and began to film the Warners. Yakko was already displeased with this. "So, like, what are you things?" The girl asked. Yakko, Wakko and Dot all said they're signature greeting: "We're the Warner Brothers!" Dot chimed in with her part. "And the Warner Sister!" They all introduced themselves. "I'm Yakko!" "I'm Wakko!" "And I'm cute!"

The influencer chick rolled her eyes. "Yeah, whatever, what are you losers doing here?" Yakko struggled to keep his signature smirk. "Oh, Y'know, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, you know how it is with your 7 followers and mediocre content, always busy trying to please the masses of 7, huh?" The influencer scoffed. "I have over 17K followers and they love my content! What can you say about that, huh? I bet your so poor that you got a job here for like, peanuts. Isn't that what freaks do? And are those, like, your siblings? I'm surprised that they're even THAT well dressed. You're probably an awful caretaker." And that's where she made the biggest mistake of her life. That's the story of a bitch who got her nose broken by a 14 year old. (Bet that won't look good for either of them on the internet.)

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