Chapter 3
Kaede-Come in dear!
POW!
Sango-CUT, CUT, CUT & QUADRUPLE CUT!
" What did I do this time? " He yelled. " Don't pounce on Kaede dammit! " Sango screamed, " Honestly! "
' How did I end up surrounded by idiots?... ' She thought groaning.
Sango-Scene 3! Take 3! Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddddd... ACTION!
Kaede-Come in dear!
( Kouga barges in & stuffs Kaede in the closet )
Sango-Much better!
( Kouga dresses himself in the grandmother's clothes )
Inuyasha & Sesshomaru were snickering at Kouga. Kouga decided to ignore them & let it go... this time anyway...
( Rin knocks on the front door )
( The door falls down )
BAM!
Sango-CUT! RIN! DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR THAT HARD! UGH!
Shippou knew what to do;
Everybody please stand by due to construction... K+
( Kouga in a old lady's voice )-Come in child!
( Rin comes in )
( A/N; Just to let you know, until the whole -ahem- ' grandmother talk is over, their thoughts would be like this. ( ) Oh by the way, Kouga, Sess &Rin are all OOC. Sorry!)
Rin-My grandmother! What big ears you have! ( Mangy wolf! )
Kouga-The better to hear you with my dear! ( Delectible stuffed turkey! )
Rin-My Grandmother! What big eyes you have! ( Road-kill! )
Kouga-The better to see you with my dear! ( Horse dung! )
Rin-My grandmother! What big teeth you have! Hey Kouga! Did you get a dentist appointment? Because those incisors are waaaaaaaayyyyyy off the mark! Your dentist is a poor one by the way, you know that?
Sango-CUT! FOLLOW THE FRIKKN' SCRIPT PEOPLE! Scene 4! Take 2! Aaaaaaaannnndddddd... ACTION!
Kouga-The better to eat you with my dear! ( Human scum! )
( About to eat Rin )
Sesshomaru knocked out Kouga for that.
Sango-CUT! KNOCK IT OUT! BOTH OF YOU! URGH! KOUGA! DON'T EAT RIN FOR REAL! STUFF HER IN THE CLOSET LIKE YOU DID TO KAEDE!
Unfortunately, they all forgot Kaede who was in the closet locked up... oh the single life-span of irony.
( Kaede in the closet thinking )-At this rate, they will suffocate me and Kagome will have to call.. 9-1-1 or whatever that is and I will end up in the emergency room... that's it! I vow to never, EVER become part of these ' Plays ' ever AGAIN!
Shippou knew immediately what to do... again.
Children ages under 18 please stand by... again... even me... again...
Kouga-The better to eat you with my dear!
( Stuffs Rin in the closet )
BAM!
( Sesshomaru busts in with the... erm... dart gun he got from Shippou... )
Sesshomaru-En garde, you fiend! Now perish!
POP!
( Kouga with the rubber dart on his chest )-... I'm still standing here!
Sango-CUT! KOUGA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PRETEND YOU'RE DEAD YOU BAKA! Scene 5! Take 2! Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd... ACTION!
( Kouga faints )
( Sesshomaru opens the closet door )
BAM! BAM! POW! WHAM!
Sesshomaru-OW! OW! OW! YEOW! RIN! OW! OLD HAG! OW! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU OW! DOING! THAT'S OW! IT! THIS IS OW! THE OW! LAST TIME I OW! DO A GOOD HUMAN DEED EVER OW! AGAIN! OW!
Sango-CUT! RIN! STOP HITTING SESSHOMARU WITH YOUR BASKET & KAEDE! STOP HITTING SESSHOMARU WITH YOUR BOW DAMMIT!
" Ummmmm... " Everybody sweatdropped heavily & moved away slowly from the 3. " Errr... " Shippou began, " May I- "
" Go ahead Shippou. " Kagome finished firmly while covering her eyes from the HUGE graphic violence taking place.
Children ages under 18 please stand by due to graphic violence... again...
Sorry! I'm ending it here for now! My hands are sore... again... owie!... again... I'm doing that alot aren't I? Well, gotta fly for dinner! Remember, R & R! Bye!