There Are Green Days Ahead
!#$Chapter 1!#$
Happy, bouncy music blares through the speakers in the Kaiba mansion; which is an abnormality in itself. Since when have you ever heard happy, bouncy music blaring from that place? Wait…when have you ever heard music from that place in the first place?
See what I mean? Abnormality in its utmost.
But if you had the guts to follow the music into that dreary place then it would lead you right into the game room.
The only game room in the whole abode.
And that room just so happens to have the door wide open and a happy-go-lucky blonde bouncing around to Green Day songs that are blaring from the million dollar speaker system.
The particular song that this blonde is blaring at the moment just so happens to be one of his favorites by this wonderful 90's band. It is titled King for a Day, but don't let the title fool you.
This song has nothing in it about ruling anything, well, other then clothes in size 4… and well, leather thongs too.
"Started at the age of 4," sang the blonde boy as he bounced about, "My mother went to the grocery store. Went sneaking through her bedroom door," the blonde snuck around, "to find something in a size 4!" he jumped up from his sneaking position and onto the overstuffed leather couch.
"Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls!" he played some air guitar, "GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only!" he started bouncing on the poor couch, "King for a day… princess by dawn. King for a day… in a leather thong," he danced on the couch, "King for a day…princess by dawn. Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me."
And as luck would have it, it was right then that the youngest Kaiba brother waltzed into the game room. Of course, how did he know that dancing in there would be Jounouchi Katsuya? For all he knew the speakers were blaring music that his older brother Seto would not approve of, so it was an added bonus to witness this…interesting? Yes, we shall go with interesting…sight before his big round eyes.
And it took all the strength in his little body not to burst out into delighted hysteria.
"My daddy threw me in therapy," he jumped off the couch as if thrown off, "He thinks I'm not a real man. Who put the drag in the drag queen? Don't knock it until you tried it," he pointed to no one.
"Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls! GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only!" he pointed to himself, "King for a day…princess by dawn. King for a day…in a leather thong. King for a day…princess by dawn. Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me."
'Oh. My. God,' thought Mokuba, 'I have to find Seto!' And so in a blur of black hair, off ran Mokuba to go find his older brother so that he could share this hilarious sight with him.
And all the while Jounouchi was having the time of his life bouncing and dancing around the enormous game room not even aware that the mini Kaiba came in and then went running off to find the older Kaiba. But then who could blame him? He was listing to the greatest 90's band of all time, so he had the right to be in a mindless trance, right? Right? Of course!
"Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls!" a bounce or two and he was on the huge table that looked like it used to be a foosball table, "GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only!" he jabbed his thumb at himself, "King for a day…princess by dawn!" pranced a bit, "King for a day…in a leather thong!" he shook his ass, "King for a day…princess by dawn!" prance, " King for a day…in a leather thong!" shake, "King for a day…princess by dawn!" prance, "King for a day…in a leather thong!" shake, "King for a day…princess by dawn!" prance, "Just wait 'til all the guys!" bounce, bounce, " Just wait 'til all the guys!" bounce, bounce, "Just wait 'til all the guys," he jumped off the table and onto a video-game chair, which wobbled and tilted to the side and he jumped off, "get a load of me!" he then continued to hop around until the music gently faded away and ended in a staccato note.
But you know what? Just as the song ended a loud clapping could be heard from behind the blonde. And you know what else? His eyes would have been able to challenge a watermelon in size because they got that big in only .02 seconds flat.
There standing right behind he, Jounouchi Katsuya, was none other than the sexy brunette CEO known as Kaiba Seto clapping and wearing a smug smirk.
"Good job, Inu. I would have never believed that a mutt could put on such a wonderful dog show all by itself."
"Big brother!" Mokuba yelled, "be nice to Jou-kun!" and the little black haired boy smacked his older brother smartly on the arm.
"Yeah, Kaiba, what Mokie said!" Jounouchi grumbled, "Why can't you ever be nice and civil to me?" and to punctuate his statement, he folded his arms over his chest, but considering he had just been prancing around and such unknowingly for the Kaiba brothers it was kind of hard to keep the blush from creeping across this cheeks.
"A puppy that is not housebroken should not yip at his master."
"I'm not a dog, Kaiba!"
Totally ignoring the blonde's outburst, Kaiba went straight to the point, "Make Inu, what are you doing in my mansion," then he smugly added, "dogs are to stay outside."
"Mokie invited me over," simply stated Jounouchi as he waved off Kaiba and headed back to the stereo to retrieve his CD that was still playing through the speaker system.
"No, I didn't Jou-kun," Kaiba couldn't help the smirk that graced his lips grow larger as he heard his little brother voice this truth. But then the little black haired boy continued, "Seto did!"
Both teens gaped at the blacked haired youth, but Seto was the quickest to recover, "Why in the world would I want to invite a mutt into my house, Mokuba?" he spat in Jounouchi's direction.
Kaiba's little brother just winced as he tried to act as though there was no venom in the words he just heard, but Jounouchi wasn't as kind, "What was that, Kaiba! Say it to my face!" he all but yelled.
But before a fight broke loose, Mokuba answered his elder brother's question, "Because you told me that the day was good and that you were feeling nice, so I was allowed to invite any one of my friends over for dinner."
"But I didn't expect for you to call the Inu over here!"
"Well, you didn't say I couldn't…and besides it would do you two some good to spend some time together."
At this slight revelation given by Mokuba, both boys again gaped in disbelief, but it was Jounouchi who recovered a slight bit quicker this time, "Alright Mokie, whatever you say, but if this blue eyed psychopath tries to kill me, I'm outta here," and with a tolerating smile he packed away his CDs in his messenger bag and slung it over his shoulder, "So when are we gonna eat?" he happily questioned as he slightly stretched his back.
"There is no 'we', mutt, there is only Mokuba and I," Kaiba growled, "You are not invited to dinner."
"Now, Big Brother, that's no way to speak to our dinner guest!" Mokuba pouted at Seto.
Jounouchi couldn't help but smirk at the little boy's actions, "Yeah, Kaiba, that's no way to treat me."
"You're not staying for dinner," the brunette ground out.
But his little brother and the Puppy were already running out of the room to escape his wrath, so they didn't get the full dosage of the venom in the words.
'Oh, Mokie is sneaky,' Kaiba mentally snarled as he stalked out of the now quiet game room, his white trench coat bellowing out from behind him, and after the two.
AN: Wow! That was fun! Oh, I own none of the Yuugioh characters and none of the Green Day songs. Just wanted to make that clear.