It's been a full week since Bart was arrested and sentenced to Gitmo. The Town of Springfield was a bit more peaceful, but not by much. At the current moment, the whole town was inside the church and holding a Town Hall Meeting. Mayor Quimby was listening to the concerns of the town, and one of them was the crime rate.
"Just two days ago," someone said, "my home was broken into, and my family's possessions were stolen! The police STILL haven't captured the ones responsible!"
"They blocked off a street just so they could have a water balloon fight!" Another said.
"They cost me my job!" A third said.
"People! People! Let's not get hasty!" Mayor Quimby said.
"We need a better police force!" A fourth said.
"YEAH!" Everyone else said.
"BE QUIET!!!!" A voice boomed. Everyone got quiet and looked at the source. It was from Adam. He stood up, walked to the podium, and everyone looked at him.
"Agent Hotchner," Mayor Quimby said, "this doesn't concern you!"
"Like Hell it doesn't! They all know what I've done to help Springfield! I only came to this town to thwart an attack," Adam said, "but it led to me finding the love of my life! Ever since I came to this town, the police have been trying to IMPROVE! I hadn't even revealed I was with the FBI yet and I had stopped someone from grabbing a girl's purse! That let to the police into capturing a purse snatching ring! During my investigation, I had gained the cooperation of a notorious mob boss, and said mob boss has since LEFT organized crime! Hell, I'm the one who FINALLY got Bart Simpson into the Criminal Justice System!"
"No one likes a braggart, Agent Hotchner!" Mayor Quimby said.
"Oh," Adam said, "I'm not bragging. I'm stating facts! You're being too lenient with the police chief." Everyone gasped and Lisa jumped up and ran to Adam.
"What did you just say I was?" Mayor Quimby asked. Adam gave a look before slightly glaring.
"You heard me." Adam said. Lisa grabbed Adam's arm and giggled nervously.
"Adam," she said, "I think you should come sit back down."
"No," Mayor Quimby said, looking solemn, "he's right."
"He's RIGHT?!" Someone asked.
"I have been lenient with police," Mayor Quimby said, "and I accept that. However, we don't have the proper budget to retrain them."
"Then I'll do it." Adam said.
"Huh?!" Someone asked.
"Before they sent me here," Adam said, "I was assigned to the FBI Academy as a trainer. I can retrain the police to where they do their job properly. I can also help them stay in shape."
"I'll believe it when I see it." Someone said.
"When will it start?" Mayor Quimby asked.
"After your police department gets an up-to-date training facility." Adam said.
"Easier said than done." Someone spoke.
"I'll provide the funds." Mr. Burns said, shocking everyone.
"You've got to be kidding me! First the Nuclear Plant," a voice spoke, "now a new training facility?! Who are you, and what have you done to the REAL Mr. Burns who couldn't care LESS about this town?!"
"He only wants this town to thrive! Imagine if we had to rely on SHELBYVILLE for a police force!" Adam said. The whole town shuddered.
"Let's put it to a vote! All in favor of Mr. Burns providing the funds for us to update our police training facility," Mayor Quimby said, "and having Agent Hotchner retrain our police force?"
"AYE!" Almost everyone said.
"All oppose?" Mayor Quimby asked.
"Nay!" A small group said.
"The motion carries! I look forward to seeing the results!" Mayor Quimby said.
[Moments later….]
Adam and Lisa were relaxing in the living room when someone knocked on the door. Marge answered it and smiled when she saw Milhouse with Janey.
"Hey, Mrs. Simpson! Are Lisa and Adam home?" Milhouse asked.
"They're in the living room relaxing. Would you like to come in?" Marge asked.
"May we?" Janey asked. Marge stepped to the side and the two walked in. They then went to Adam and Lisa, who smiled brightly.
"You two seem happy." Lisa said.
"Of course we're happy! Our relationship had gotten serious!" Milhouse said.
"How serious are we talking?" Adam asked. Janey blushed a bit before revealing a mouth-sized bruise on her shoulder. Lisa gasped and Adam's jaw dropped.
"I-is that a hickey?!" Lisa asked.
"When did THIS happen?" Adam asked.
"About two days ago." Milhouse said.
'Say what?!' Adam thought.
"That's from two days ago?!" Lisa asked. Janey hid her shoulder again and shook her head.
"That was from this morning. We had… 'proven our love' two days ago." Janey said.
"S-seriously?" Lisa asked. Janey nodded before going to Lisa and motioning her closer. Lisa leaned forwards a bit and Janey blushed slightly.
"I don't mean to pry," Janey whispered, "but… how good is Adam in bed?" Lisa blushed before using a thumb to play with her engagement ring.
"He's amazing! He's so gentle," Lisa whispered, "and he never wants me to get hurt! He gets me wet just looking at his crotch!"
"Have you ever wanted him to cuff you to your bed and fuck you so hard you can't walk straight for a few days?" Janey asked.
"I'll wait until the honeymoon for that." Lisa said. Janey nodded and the two girls separated. Adam grinned and looked at Lisa.
"Looking forward to the honeymoon, huh?" Adam asked. Lisa blushed deeper and Janey was stunned.
"Y-you heard that?" She asked.
"I have good hearing." Adam said.
"CRAZY good hearing!" Janey said.
"If I'm being honest," Adam said, "I'm looking forward to the honeymoon, too."
"Looking forward to sowing her oats, huh?" Milhouse asked. Adam gave a glare.
"Talk about her like that again," Adam spoke, menacingly, "I'll castrate you in your sleep with a rusty carving knife." Milhouse tensed up and instinctively held his crotch.
"Why are YOU looking forward to the honeymoon then?" Lisa asked. Adam smiled and looked at her.
"Because I'll get to spend every moment of it with the one I love the most." Adam said, grabbing her hand afterwards. Lisa blushed before putting a hand on her chest.
"Aww! That's so sweet!" Janey said.
"Looks like I need to take lessons." Milhouse said. Adam got up before looking at Milhouse.
"Ya think?" He asked. He then left the room and Lisa swooned, falling backwards onto Janey, who caught her.
"He's a keeper, Lisa." Janey said.
"I know." Lisa said.
[The next day….]
Adam woke up and looked at the time. He then felt Lisa curl up to him and he smiled.
"You know I have to go, Lisa." Adam said.
"I know," Lisa said, "but I'll miss you." Adam turned over to face her and kissed her sweetly.
"I should be finished around lunch." Adam said.
"Stop by school and visit?" Lisa asked
"You know it." Adam confirmed. The two then kissed sweetly.
"Love you, baby." Lisa said.
"Love you, too, honey." Adam said. He then got out of bed, got dressed, and went to the training center. When he got there, he saw the other officers and got serious. They all got in formation and Chief Wiggum stepped forward.
"Agent Hotchner," he said, "we're all gathered for training." Adam looked them over and glared.
"All of you are out of shape! That will be rectified!" Adam said.
"How so?" Chief Wiggum asked.
"Daily morning exercises! I guarantee you this will be the TOUGHEST challenge of your lives! This isn't like the movie Police Academy," Adam said, "this is REALITY! Your actions have consequences! You will be retrained the proper way! Start by running around the track until you hear the whistle! MOVE!!!!" They all started running, Chief Wiggum included, and Adam put their training regiments in order.
[Three hours later….]
The Officers and Chief were in a formation, sweating and completely exhausted. Chief Wiggum was practically about to collapse, but the others were holding him up. Adam looked and saw the time.
"Right now it's 1147 Hours. You have 13 minutes to shower," Adam said, "shave, get clean uniforms on, and get out on your patrols! Meet back here at 0400 tomorrow! DISMISSED!" They all started running to the showers and Adam got a call.
'Who would be calling right now?' Adam thought. He looked at the caller ID and saw it was the school. He became wary and answered.
"Hotchner." Adam said.
"Professional! Just what I'd expect from my fiancée!" A voice said. Adam smiled and closed his eyes.
"I haven't forgotten about lunch, Lisa." He said.
"Though that eases my fears," Lisa said, "that's not why I'm calling. Martin wanted me to check on that School Press Liaison thing for the FBI."
"My superiors are still mulling that over." Adam said.
"I figured as mu- CRASH!" Lisa spoke, getting cut off.
"What was that?" Adam asked, going on alert.
"Get down here! Quick! Someone's here with a gun!" Lisa said. Before Adam could say anything else, he heard gunshots and the line went dead.
"LISA!!!!" Adam yelled. He then ran out the doors and to his car. He turned the ELS on and sped off. When he got to Springfield Elementary, he immediately ran in and drew his pistol. He searched every room before going to the gym. When he got there, he saw three masked gunmen near the stands. He looked further and saw Lisa tied to a bed, completely naked.
"Time to preserve my family line." A voice said. Adam got serious and stood back before kicking the gym doors in so hard they had killed two gunmen behind them, time slowed as he aimed his weapon and shot the three gunmen near the stands before aiming and shooting the gunmen onstage. Time resumed normally and Adam approached the stage as a man was cowering.
"DON'T MOVE!!!!" Adam yelled.
"Adam!" Lisa said, tears in her eyes. Springfield PD then charged in and Adam got Lisa off the bed as they went to the man and arrested him. Lisa hugged him tight and held him close. She faintly sobbed and Adam gently held her.
"It's okay. It's okay. You're safe now, Lis. He can't hurt you." Adam said.
"I love you, Hotch." Lisa whimpered.
"I love you, too, Lis. You're okay." Adam said. Lisa sobbed more and I just held her.
[Moments later….]
Lisa and Adam were lying in bed, trying to relax after what had occurred the whole day. Adam closed his eyes and sighed quietly, starting to fall asleep. Lisa had beaten him to it and softly breathed. At least, that's how she was portrayed. In reality, she was still awake. Adam then fell asleep and Lisa opened her eyes and looked at him.
'He needs this rest.' Lisa thought. However, she ALSO needed something, and only Adam could give it. He seemed to know because he leaned forward and kissed Lisa passionately. She was caught off guard a bit, but gave in and got on top of him. She lifted her dress and took her underwear off before undoing Adam's pants and lowering them with his underwear.
"Mmmmmmm~." Lisa moaned. She grinded her pussy on his cock and Adam instinctively started thrusting. Lisa moaned again as she kissed before breaking it for air. When she did, she had lowered her pussy on the tip of his cock, and his thrusts caused him to enter her.
'Oh, shit!' Lisa thought.
"Ooh~! That's it~! Oh~, fuck me, baby! Fuck me until I'm good and spent!" Lisa said.
'Thankfully I remembered to lock the door.' Lisa thought. Adam acted on instinct again and slapped her ass, causing her gasp. She then leaned down on him before moving her body and twerking with her pussy on his cock.
"Fill my pussy~! Give me your cum~!" Lisa spoke. Adam grunted as he slept and gripped her ass before thrusting up hard.
'Oh, fuck!' Lisa thought. Lisa then moaned as Adam came in her pussy. She shook slightly as she underwent her own orgasm. She then collapsed beside him and fell asleep for real. Deep within her body, though, something had changed. Adam's sperm had surrounded an egg. None of them managed to get through, except for one. Adam and Lisa were about to experience a whole new way of life: parenting.
[Two weeks later….]
Adam had just finished putting the last touches on the shed that had been turned into a gym. Lisa walked over to him and handed him a glass of lemonade. Adam took it and drank it all.
"Whew! I needed that." Adam said.
"I could tell." Lisa said. She went to kiss him, but stopped as she felt light-headed.
"You okay, Lis?" Adam asked.
"I think so. I just got light-headed all of a sudden." Lisa spoke. Before she could say anything else, she fell forward. Adam caught her and picked her off her feet.
"We need to get you to a doctor." Adam said.
"I just need rest." Lisa said.
"No," Adam said, "something is wrong. You need to see a doctor." Adam took Lisa to his car and put her in the passenger seat. After getting her buckled, he got in the driver's seat, turned the car on, backed out, and drove to the hospital.
'Please let her be okay.' Adam thought. When they got to the hospital, Adam saw one of the doctors standing outside. He got out and the doctor approached him.
"Agent Hotchner," they said, "is everything alright?"
"I think something's wrong with Lisa. She got EXTREMELY light-headed and almost fainted." Adam said. The doctor gasped before looking to a nurse.
"Get a gurney." They said.
[Moments later….]
Adam was sitting next to Lisa as she was lying on the bed. Marge was pacing back and forth while Homer was trying to get Maggie to sleep. However, she kept refusing to and looked like she was about to cry. Adam then got frustrated and got up.
"For God's sake, Homer. Give her here!" He said. Adam then took Maggie from him before holding her and gently bouncing her while rocking her.
"That's not gonna wor-." Homer spoke, stopping as he saw Maggie closing her eyes. Adam softly sighed before stopping Marge, handing Maggie to her, and sitting her down next to Homer.
"You're starting to wear a path in the floor." He said. Marge gave a sigh before gently rocking Maggie.
"It's taking so long for those tests to come back. Did they lose the results?" Marge asked. As if on cue, Dr. Hibbert walked in with a clipboard.
"Well? Is something wrong with me?" Lisa asked. Dr. Hibbert closed the door before looking at Lisa seriously.
"I need to know the truth, Lisa. Have you been sexually active?" He asked.
"I can't lie and say I haven't." Lisa said.
"Your body seems to have undergone a big change with you being so young." Dr. Hibbert said.
"What do you mean?" Marge asked.
"Have you only had one partner, Lisa?" Dr. Hibbert asked.
"The only one I've had sex with is Adam." Lisa said.
"Then you two might want to prepare for a new addition in your room." Dr. Hibbert said. That sent Adam on alert and he looked at Dr. Hibbert.
"Is that why it took so long? You were making sure it was accurate?" He asked.
"Yes," Dr. Hibbert said, "it is. This might actually be the first recorded instance of it happening in Springfield."
"Oh," Marge said, "just tell us what's going on! What's wrong with Lisa?!"
"To put it simply," Dr. Hibbert said, "she's pregnant! Ehe-he-he-he-he-he!" Lisa's jaw dropped, as did Homer's and a now awake Maggie's, causing her pacifier to drop out of her mouth.
"She's WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!" Marge asked.
"We ran the test several times. It all came up the same! You and Adam are gonna be parents, Lisa!" Dr. Hibbert said.
"I thought it was too soon!" Lisa said.
"So did I!" Adam said.
"These things happen out of nowhere, you know." Dr. Hibbert said.
"How is this possible?" Lisa asked.
"Maybe because of how mature you're acting?" Adam asked.
"That's a possibility." Dr. Hibbert said. Lisa started tearing up and Adam went to her.
"I can leave the room, if you want." He said. Lisa then grabbed his hand and shook her head.
"No, Adam. I need you here for this." She said. Adam was shocked, but stayed near her.
"I was shocked at this myself," Dr. Hibbert said, "but I made sure the tests were done right."
"So," Adam said, "Lisa and I are gonna be parents? Like… ACTUAL parents? You're not joking?"
"I'm afraid not. This is as serious as it gets. Lisa has an important choice right now. She can either keep it," Dr. Hibbert said, "put it up for adoption, or terminate the pregnancy altogether. It's her choice."
"I'm not terminating." Lisa said.
"Lisa, think about this!" Marge said.
"I don't have to, mom! This is mine and Adam's child! He said it was my decision. I'm deciding to keep it. Adam and I will BOTH raise this child. No matter what you say." Lisa said. Marge was stunned, but soon smiled and shed a tear.
"My little girl is all grown up." Marge spoke.
"Shall I tell the school?" Dr. Hibbert asked.
"I will." Adam said.
"No," Lisa said, "we BOTH will."
[One hour later….]
Adam and Lisa were sitting across from Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers.
"You're absolutely sure they didn't botch the results?" Chalmers asked.
"They confirmed the results several times over. They're certain of it." Adam said.
"I just… wow…. I can't even BEGIN to comprehend this!" Skinner said.
"Just be glad it was Adam and not Milhouse." Lisa said. Skinner and Chalmers shuddered.
"That we can agree on." Chalmers said.
"I'll have her refrain from Gym class." Skinner said.
"She can't eat any of the food either." Adam said.
"Then what will she do for lunch?!" Chalmers asked.
"I'll make her lunch. She'll bring lunch from home." Adam said. Lisa then hugged him from behind and Adam kissed her cheek.
"You're so thoughtful, Hotch." She said.
"I know." Adam said.
[Meanwhile….]
Two Army soldiers approached a cell and held a tray of food.
"Simpson!" One said. A familiar silhouette approached and looked at them.
"Here's your food. Eat up." The second one said. The silhouette took the tray before turning away.
"You don't have to watch." The silhouette spoke.
"You're not fooling us, Bart Simpson." The first soldier said. Bart then gave a glare before starting to eat.
"It should be better than the slop they gave you in Springfield." The second soldier said.
"Bet you're thinking of home right now." The first soldier said.
"He might be thinking of the one who stopped him. The same one sleeping with his sister." The second said.
"Don't bring him up." Bart muttered.
"I wonder how often the two of them are screwing." The first said.
"She would never!" Bart said.
"How do you know?" The second asked.
"She's too shy! Too prudish! She would NEVER do something like that!" Bart said.
"You never know. She could have changed." The first one said.
"I wonder if she calls him 'daddy,' too." The second said. Bart then glared and threw the now empty tray at them, causing them dodge it.
"DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT!!!!" Bart yelled. The soldiers went into the cell and Bart threw a punch. They stopped him, however, and took him down before restraining him.
"What have we told you?!" The first said.
"SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND EAT MY SHORTS!!!!" Bart yelled. More soldiers ran in and they all carried Bart out.
"Back to solitary for you!" One said.
"I SHOULDN'T BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! I'M ONLY A KID!!!!" Bart yelled.
"Shut up!" A soldier said, hitting Bart with a baton to the head.
"D'ohff!" Bart exclaimed, going unconscious soon after.
[Meanwhile….]
Adam and Lisa had just gotten home and started to relax when the phone rang. Marge answered it before looking at Lisa.
"Lisa," Marge said, "Janey's on the phone." Lisa held her hand out and Marge handed her the phone.
"Hello?" Lisa asked.
"Lisa," Janey said, "I need help! I think Milhouse got me pregnant!"
"Why do you think that?" Lisa asked.
"Because I'm bleeding from… down there!" Janey said.
"Milhouse didn't get you pregnant, Janey. You're just starting your period." Lisa said.
"R-really?" Janey asked.
"Trust me. I should know." Lisa said.
"Wait," Janey said, "did Adam?!" Lisa smiled and cuddled up to Adam.
"He did." Lisa said.
"Eeeeeek! Congratulations!" Janey said.
"Keep it on the DL. Martin will have a field day out of it." Lisa said.
"My lips are sealed." Janey said. Lisa then hung up and Adam smiled.
"I don't mind that you told her," Adam said, "but we HAVE to keep Martin out of the loop on this."
"He won't know. Don't worry." Lisa said.
"Good." Adam said.
[Later that night….]
Adam had set the table before looking at Lisa as she set down the food. Marge then walked in and smiled.
"We have some guests." She said. Marge stood to the side and Mr. Burns walked in with Mr. Smithers.
"Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers?" Lisa asked.
"I understand that Agent Hotchner cooked this meal. I'm interested in how his cooking tastes." Mr. Burns said.
"This is about Homer's vacation, isn't it?" Adam asked, bluntly.
"Nothing gets passed you, does it?" Mr. Smithers asked.
"Have a seat." Adam said.
[After dinner….]
"So, it's settled then! Your family will vacation at Walt Disney World in Orlando," Mr. Burns said, "and that's also where the lovely couple will have their wedding!"
"Just like a fairy tale." Lisa said.
"Except this isn't fake. This is real." Adam said. Lisa then kissed Adam and he returned it.
"Ah, young love." Mr. Burns said.
"We should get to bed. Lisa has school tomorrow." Marge said.
"I look forward to seeing you after you return, Simpson. You need this vacation more than anyone." Mr. Burns said.
"Thank you again, Mr. Burns." Homer said. Mr. Burns and Smithers then left and Adam cleared the table.
"I'll handle the dishes since you cooked. You and Lisa just go to bed." Marge said. Adam nodded and left with Lisa. They went upstairs and Lisa looked at Adam lustfully.
"We don't have to fall asleep yet." She said.
"Hormones?" Adam asked. Lisa giggled.
"You tell me." Lisa said, grabbing his hand and putting it under her dress. Adam grinned and pulled her close.
"I turned you into a slut, didn't I?" Adam asked.
"You turned me into YOUR slut." Lisa said, correcting him. Adam then kissed her passionately before opening the door to their room, taking her inside, closing it and locking it. That entire night, Adam and Lisa solidified their love. This time, however, they kept it quiet so the neighbors didn't hear. That didn't stop one from knocking on the door. Homer opened it and saw his next door neighbor: Ned Flanders.
'Stupid Flanders.' Homer thought.
"Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino! Couldn't help but overhear something from the reverend about Lisa getting married." Ned spoke.
"It's not a hoax, Ned." Homer said.
"I was just wondering if you wanted the groom-to-be to stay at my place before the big day." Ned said.
"Why would he do that right now? The wedding isn't until June." Homer said.
"June?! Wh-where is it being held?!" Ned asked.
"Walt Disney World." Homer said.
"It's being held in ORLANDO?! What about the church?!" Ned asked.
"Ned," Homer spoke, "not EVERY wedding needs to take place in a church. Have an open mind!"
"Well," Ned said, "the bible does say that the Lord is everywhere. I guess I should reserve my judgement!"
"Exactly!" Homer said.
"Mind if I see the two?" Ned asked. That's when Homer gave a frustrated look.
"Goodnight, Flanders!" Homer spoke. He then closed the door and walked away. Marge looked at Homer and he sighed.
"Ned?" Marge asked.
"Yup." Homer said. Marge sighed.
"Going to Moe's?" She asked.
"Nope." Homer said.
"Going to bed?" Marge asked.
"Yup." Homer said. Marge smiled and followed Homer to bed. Maggie, however, wasn't asleep and started crying softly.
"L-Lisa!" Maggie cried. Lisa and Adam both ran out of their room and into Maggie's. Maggie started crying louder and Lisa went to her and picked her up.
"No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't cry, Maggie! Don't cry! I'm here." Lisa said. Maggie kept crying, clinging to Lisa.
'What do I do? What do I do?! I need to know this stuff for when MY baby is born!' Lisa thought.
"Give her here, Lis." Adam said. Lisa handed Maggie to Adam and gently rocked her.
"A-A-A-A-Adam!" Maggie cried. Adam gently shushed her before closing his eyes.
" Hush, little baby, don't you cry. Don't say a word, just close your eyes. Dream happy dreams, put your fears to rest. Don't try to rush, you're already best. Hush, little Maggie, go to sleep. Shed no more tears, and dream happily." Adam sang. After he finished, Maggie was sleeping peacefully. Adam gently set her in her crib, covered her up, and put her pacifier next to her.
'He knew exactly what to do. Did he study on this?' Lisa thought.
"Sleep tight, Maggie." Adam whispered. Adam and Lisa then left and Maggie smiled as she slept.
"Adam…. Lisa…. Love you." Maggie muttered. Adam and Lisa felt their hearts melt a bit and Lisa gently closed the door.
"Did you hear that from Maggie?!" Lisa whispered.
"I did." Adam whispered.
"We just heard her speak!" Lisa whispered.
"That we did." Adam whispered. The two went back to their room, closed the door, got in bed, and fell asleep.